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Romance / 5 Colours Nigerian Men Love On Their Women by AndresNeymar: 12:47pm On Jan 11, 2016
Most women say they dress up to look good for themselves, but like it or not we hope that our fashion would score us a date or impress our men. Fashion is important to us, women to show style and personality to the world, but you might be interested to know that there are certain colors that men love on women that can also give you an edge.



1) Black:

Men love basic black because it implies sexiness, sophistication and class, all wrapped up in only one simple colour.

2) Red:

Most men probably don’t realize this, but they do love red.

It implies sex appeal, confidence and femininity. Wear it however you want, but do not overkill it from head to toe. Too much might seem trashy and that's not a perception you want any man to have on you. Just remember that a little red goes a long way.

3) White:

Men also love white because it is clean, classy and pure, something that feels timeless to men. Tops are best with this since a stained white pants or skirt is definitely unattractive.

4) Bright Blue:

One of men’s favourite colours is blue and they love it on women too. Baby blue is okay, but brighter blues are the best. Navy blue is usually seen as more drab, so it should be left for the office.

5) Pink:

Pink is soft, feminine and flirty, but like red it goes a long way in a little amount. Too much can make you look like a girly-girl which men are not so fond of.


Source: http://dejimishop.com/blogs/news/72532613-5-colours-nigerian-men-love-on-their-women
Business / How I Make Extra N200,000 Monthly Selling On Kaymu And Konga by AndresNeymar: 8:37am On Oct 08, 2015
Hi there,

My name is Ade

I'm a full time entrepreneur who used to work in the Advertising sector and I would like to share my success with you.

I am one of the few Nigerian youths who have taken advantage of the Ecommerce explosion to make an extra N200,000 monthly income spending an average of 2hours per day on the business.

What do I know?
What platforms do I sell on?
Where do I buy from and how do I ship it into Nigeria?
What products sell the most and how can you buy them and start making extra income?
How I use Facebook Ads to generate over 200 orders per month


These and many more will be explained to you at my private training at Four Points Hotel, Lekki.

NB: This is not a get rich quick scheme.
This is buying and selling with intelligence and less effort.

Its a private training of a maximum of 5 participants per session.
Cost - N10,000 early birds (N15,000 on the day of the training)
Venue - Four Points Sheraton Hotel and Savoy Suites, GRA, Ikeja
Date - October 17 and 18, 2015
Time - 10am

Book your slot here - https:///forms/RHtYSk3GYr

Let the experience of others guide you to success.
Jobs/Vacancies / Do You Live In Abuja Or PH And Are UNEMPLOYED? by AndresNeymar: 7:39pm On Sep 05, 2015
This offer has been closed.

Thanks
Business / Running An Online Business? Here Is My Experience Using Africa Courier Express by AndresNeymar: 8:07am On Sep 02, 2015
September 2, 2015

ACE cancelled my account, withheld my orders in their offices,refuse to pay me my earnings just because I insulted their service.

What happened?
I have been going through all kinds of issues with them from charging me for “insurance” to orders being cancelled without reaching out to the customers but I have kept quiet. It’s meant to be a premium service but you keep quiet thinking they would change sooner rather than later.
On Friday morning (28th August,2015), I sent out an order from Yaba to be delivered at Ojota. This should have been taken to their center in Ikeja and later dispatched to the customer on Friday or on Monday but till date, I don't have a clue where my item is and no word from their staff as to what happened to my item.
This order was not been delivered and no one has given me an answer as to where my item is. I complained about this bitterly on Tueday and told them to get their acts together in a very harsh tone. I had had enough of their sloppiness and was sick and tired – a premium service that is making mistakes that a 2month old company would.

What does an average ACE customer go through?
- You pay before they even receive your first order (N17,500)
- They will make you sign contractual agreements before taking any item from you(protection for them not you)
- Plus, you have to enter every order you get into their dashbord before they can deliver it (which creates a huge database for them for unsolicited emails to your customers)
Rather than solve my problem, the CEO instructed them to cancel my account immediately because I used insulting words at them.
Here are his words -
Ercin: "We have 0 tolerance for unethical and unprofessional insulting attitude. We are providing a service. If a merchant is unhappy, they are free to use another provider."

Really? Cancel my account because I didn't use niceties after you messed up for the 6th time in 3weeks?
My customers won't get their items this week due to this rash decision from them plus my earnings and items are still being withheld by this company. Every effort made to get back the item has proved abortive. The items sent out of Lagos also, I have no clue as to what happened to them. I am completely frozen out by this “super successful company” because I dared to insult them for their consistent errors.

To be honest, they have some positives or one that stands out-
- PH and Abuja delivery is well handled. I still haven’t found a provider who handles items to these locations as fast as ACE. For Lagos, there are many companies who would offer you a similar service at about the same rates but not Port Harcourt and Abuja.

But what they are terrible at?
- You have to pay before you can start using their service

- Every order to be delivered has to be entered into their database.
- They take the customers information that you gave out in confidence to them and use it to promote other businesses behind your back.
- They charge you for returns and cancellations (well, this is written in black and white. What becomes a challenge is when their riders cancel items without reaching out to your customers. This happened 3X during last month)
- They charge you for collecting cash from your customers and for sending that cash to your bank account (1.35% and N100 for every transfer)
- You have to micromanage them especially when you have cancellation (I think this is the case with some other top players also).
- They don't honor agreements. I signed an agreement and that agreement states when it can be terminated and what their role is in this partnership. Witholding my money, keeping my order (Ojota) in God knows where without any explanation as to what happened is not one of them.

What I want?
1. I want my account balance (money paid in for their delivery service)
2. I want my earnings deposited into my account.
3. I want my order returned and a comprehensive reason why it wasn't delivered.
4. I want an apology for making my business go through all of this. I get it, maybe point 4 might not be taken seriously as I am not Chicken Republic or Leadway Assurance (two of their major clients) but I paid for a service and you gave me a promise. We all make mistakes but when a "big boy" makes some mistakes continuously - you need to ask him what his problem really is.
5. I want a proper cancellation based on what we both agreed to in the agreement I signed.
6. I want damages paid for the losses I suffered.

Thanks,
Dejimi
Business / We Are Offering 15% Interest On Your Money Per Month by AndresNeymar: 9:39am On Aug 08, 2015
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Business / Want To Earn 20% On Your Money Per Month? by AndresNeymar: 9:17am On Aug 08, 2015
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Webmasters / Cashenvoy Integration by AndresNeymar: 9:53am On Jul 04, 2015
I want to integrate cashenvoy into my php site.

What's the cost and estimated time line?
Also provide a reference to a past job.

Pls don't ask me to call your number before I can get these details.
Business / What You Can Learn From Businesses That Advertise On Nairaland by AndresNeymar: 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2015
Nairaland is one of the most sought after place for advertisers, but very few of them understand why users click or ignore their banners.

Banners are way more than a bunch of words slapped on a 318 X 106 canvas. They are your way of presenting a story or an idea to the client in a way that makes them want to read more.

I have listed a few ideas below about some current advertisers on Nairaland and hope you learn as much as we have from these businesses when preparing to advertise.

Source: http://www.slideshare.net/BuyAds_Nigeria/what-you-can-learn-from-businesses-that-advertise-on-nairaland
Webmasters / How To Get Millions Of Daily Visitors On Linda Ikeji To See Your Business by AndresNeymar: 9:15pm On Jun 16, 2015
Linda Ikeji is popularly known to be Nigeria’s number one blog with a daily page view of over 2.5 million. It’s no surprise most businesses in Nigeria want to leverage on its traffic to get more users to their websites
There are some few things to note before you decide to advertise on Linda Ikeji’s website:
The least of her adverts cost N50,000 and that is the sponsored post.

Continue reading --->>http://blog.buyads.com.ng/steps-to-get-millions-of-daily-visitors-on-linda-ikeji-to-see-your-business/
Business / The First 3 Years: How Hotels.ng Grew To A Multi Million Dollar by AndresNeymar: 9:08pm On Jun 16, 2015
Here is the eagerly anticipated eBook on How Hotels.ng grew.
This eBook details everything you need to know about how the company started, what they went through in the beginning and how they scaled. It also highlights a lot of ideas and tips that Startups can learn from successful companies like Hotels.ng.

http://blog.buyads.com.ng/the-first-3-years/

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Politics / 4 Ways To Advertise On Nairaland For Quick Results by AndresNeymar: 12:44pm On May 25, 2015
The Nairaland forum is #1 most visited site in Nigeria with 1,363,309 registered members and over 2 million topics created till date. It remains one of the most visited sites in the country due to his rich content aggregation. You must have searched for a keyword once on Google that took you to Nairaland, if you are in Nigeria. That’s how powerful this website is.

Considering the number of eyeballs that search through the forum, many advertisers still find it hard to get huge results on this platform. Below, I have detailed a list of smart ways to help you get great results advertising on Nairaland based on our experiences at BuyAds Nigeria.
Let’s get started, shall we?

Read more here: http://blog.buyads.com.ng/index.php/2015/05/25/4-ways-to-advertise-on-nairaland-for-quick-results/

Technology Market / Clean HP 2000 4GB, 500GB For Sale N30k. Lagos Only. Call 08138237841 by AndresNeymar: 8:36am On May 05, 2015
I have a Hp2000 with a 4gb ram, 500gb HDD and a 2hour battery life for N30,000.
Location is at my office in Yaba.

Nairaland / General / Linda Ikeji Advert Rates by AndresNeymar: 1:03pm On Apr 06, 2015
Hi guys,

Her advert rates are too expensive. Plus, she won't pick your calls.
She has traffic but most times, its not targeted.
I can say, forget it or better still call her manager here for your self, if you don't believe - 08138137841
Technology Market / Re: Very Clean Hp 2000 4gb Ram 500gb Hard Drive For Sale by AndresNeymar: 3:16pm On Dec 17, 2014
Intel Pentium, Windows 7, 4GB Ram, 500GB Hard Drivr
Technology Market / Very Clean Hp 2000 4gb Ram 500gb Hard Drive For Sale by AndresNeymar: 1:28pm On Dec 15, 2014
This Hp laptop is for sale for N37k. Its 6months old and works perfectly.

Still uses follow come battery and charger. Very clean.

Serious buyers in LAGOS only.

Call - Jimi 08177152768

Politics / Clean Hp 2000 4GB Ram, 500GB Hard Drive For Sale by AndresNeymar: 1:20pm On Dec 15, 2014
This Hp laptop is for sale for N38k. Its 6months old and works perfectly.
Still uses follow come battery and charger. Very clean.

Serious buyers in LAGOS only.

Call - Jimi 08177152768

Technology Market / Re: Hp 2000, 480gb, 4gb Ram Used By Me At Work. N42k. Call - 08138137841 ( by AndresNeymar: 8:22pm On Dec 09, 2014
yes it is.
call the number if you are serious.
Thank you.
Technology Market / Hp 2000, 480gb, 4gb Ram Used By Me At Work. N42k. Call - 08138137841 ( by AndresNeymar: 4:33pm On Dec 09, 2014
Hi guys,

This is a Clean HP laptop ready to be sold by me. I'm a corper in Lagos and I need to offload this for some cash.

I got this laptop from my last place of employment 7months ago

Please note:
- Battery when on High Performance would last you for more than 2hours.
- Screen is not cracked.
- Laptop runs on Intel Pentium.
- For Gamers: FIFA 14 runs very well on it and my sale comes with a pad.
- For Movie Lovers: it comes with 200movies and complete set of 14 series movies including Fresh prince of Belair, House of Cards and Game of Thrones.
- For browsing: it works like a charm.

This laptop is sold on Konga for N79k currently.

Its been reduced this much because I need quick cash to make some payments this week.


PRICE from me is N42k
Call Ade - 08138137841

I stay in Lagos

Politics / Re: Why Lagos-PDP Rejected Obanikoro - Ogunlewe by AndresNeymar: 4:26pm On Dec 09, 2014
Hi guys,

This is a Clean HP laptop ready to be sold by me. I'm a corper in Lagos and I need to offload this for some cash.

I got this laptop from my last place of employment 7months ago

Please note:
- Battery when on High Performance would last you for more than 2hours.
- Screen is not cracked.
- Laptop runs on Intel Pentium.
- For Gamers: FIFA 14 runs very well on it and my sale comes with a pad.
- For Movie Lovers: it comes with 200movies and complete set of 14 series movies including Fresh prince of Belair, House of Cards and Game of Thrones.
- For browsing: it works like a charm.

This laptop is sold on Konga for N79k currentl.

Its been reduced this much because I need quick cash to make some payments this week.


PRICE from me is N42k

Call Ade - 08138137841

Technology Market / Re: Hp 2000, 480gb, 4gb Ram Used By Me While In Abuja. N44k. (my Number -08138137841 by AndresNeymar: 12:10pm On Dec 04, 2014
Yes.
I'm in Lagos.
Call me - 08138137841
Technology Market / Re: Cheap New apple Mac Book Air , core i5 ,11 inches ,13 inches,warranty by AndresNeymar: 1:20pm On Dec 01, 2014
texazzpete:
If this is what you call 'Cheap', I wonder what kind of insane markup your regular price will have.

Hi,

Check out my deal here: https://www.nairaland.com/2023761/hp-2000-480gb-4gb-ram
Technology Market / Hp 2000, 480gb, 4gb Ram Used By Me While In Abuja. N44k. (my Number -08138137841 by AndresNeymar: 1:06pm On Dec 01, 2014
Hi guys,

This is a Clean HP laptop ready to be sold by me. I'm a corper in Lagos and I need to offload this for some cash.

I got this laptop from my last place of employment 7months ago

Please note:
- Battery when on High Performance would last you for more than 2hours.
- Screen is not cracked.
- Laptop runs on Intel Pentium.
- For Gamers: FIFA 14 runs very well on it and my sale comes with a pad.
- For Movie Lovers: it comes with 200movies and complete set of 14 series movies including Fresh prince of Belair, House of Cards and Game of Thrones.
- For browsing: it works like a charm.

My location is: Agege, Lagos.

This laptop retails on Konga for N79k currentl.

Its been reduced this much because I need quick cash to make some payments this week.

Looking forward to meeting a buyer here

Contact details - Ade 08138137841

Webmasters / Re: ***** Investing In Startup Sites/blogs/forum ***** by AndresNeymar: 1:00am On Sep 11, 2014
Nice
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