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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Barcelona Fc Charged For Genocide! by AndyM: 1:34pm On Jan 25, 2009
I learnt they have been charged for mass genocide with the ruthless thrumping of clubs with mind burgling goals, strechting from 4goals and above on each match. The coach, Guardiola, is to face serious penalty for using his hatchet men most especially the 'Merciless' Messi (who is ofcourse far better than the pompous, overrated CR7 of man U), black brother Eto'o and tired 'Igwe of Aresnal' Henry to unleash terrible havocs on clubs this season. However, 'incompetent' goalkeeper Valdez will get a light sentence for allowing cheap goals pass him by.


Up Catalan Giants! Barca 4 ever!! The best club in the world
Music/Radio / Re: The Worst Songs In The Nigerian Music Industry by AndyM: 10:19am On Dec 20, 2008
The worst songs in naija are:

1. do me by p-square
2. yahoozee by olu maintain
3. maga don pay by kelly handsome
Culture / Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by AndyM: 8:34am On Oct 17, 2008
Abeg make I troway my own surugede proverb.

Na small small den dey take drive mosquito wey perch for one scrotum
Music/Radio / Re: Best Music Ever by AndyM: 9:28am On Sep 23, 2008
UB 40, Please dont make me cry
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Relies On Me For His Financial Needs by AndyM: 8:41am On Sep 23, 2008
Please understand my plight. I'm not looking for a ready made man. I want someone I can grow wit in all aspects of our lives. But with his financial attitude, I doubt if I can stand it. Maybe I didn't mention one little detail. He is really good in bed LOL maybe that's why I still hang around I don't know.

MUMU AND OVERSEXED PERVERT LIKE YOU DONT ELICIT SYMPATHY FROM ANYBODY BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT ADVICE IS GIVEN TO YOU WILL BE BURIED IN THAT YOUR OVERSEXED CUNT! MESS OFF THIS THREAD QUICKLY
Music/Radio / Yaakpa By Safari by AndyM: 9:53am On Sep 17, 2008
Please where can i get these guys, SAFARI, songs? Most especially: YAAKPA, ONE DAY ONE DAY E GO BETTER e.t.c.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Everyone Believing God For A Job: Come Here by AndyM: 8:27am On Aug 26, 2008
amen!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Who's Your Hottest Radio Presenter by AndyM: 8:42am On Jul 30, 2008
Yeah my main man is Spaceman, cosmofm 105.5.

The guy is hot!!! believe me i have listened to various nigerian FM stations and i dare say i have not seen wonderful presenters like those guys in Cosmo FM. KEEP IT UP GUYS

How about Lydia and Xman, both of cosmofm? they are also very hot! and i have been hearing about them
Music/Radio / Re: ~Raggae ~Dancehall ~Lovers Rock by AndyM: 10:54am On Jul 25, 2008
Yeah all of dem jah people inda house, you ma forgettin my main main man Peter Tosh, seen? Has powerfol anda kinky licky songs such as:

1. pick myself up

2. na goa jah

3. equal rights

4. watcha gonna do

5. fight apartheid

6. african

7. e.t.c
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cbn Recruitment by AndyM: 8:36am On Jul 16, 2008
Yeah house try applying on saturday or sunday morning. I succeded in submitting mine as at about that time last week
Music/Radio / Re: What Songs Make You Cry?! by AndyM: 8:51am On Jul 05, 2008
Pls dont make me cry , UB40

Watcha gonna do , Peter Tosh

Sing our song , UB40

Sang to me , Marc Anthony
Foreign Affairs / Zimbabwe: Illegal Government Of Unity; Case Study by AndyM: 8:45am On Jul 02, 2008
At the recent african summit, african leaders called on mugabe to form a government of unity like that sham obtainable in kenya instead of outrightly condemning the actions on Mugabe. The western world were prompt in condemning Mugabe's illegitimate government but methink African leaders are trying to set a precedence whereby a leader can now sit forever by always forming a government(less) even when defeated in election!

"NOT EVERY BLACK MAN IS MY BROTHER AND NOT EVERY WHITEMAN IS MY ENEMY" LUCKY DUBE
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ips Msc Entrance Examination (institute Of Petroleum Studies) Uniport by AndyM: 8:54am On Jun 04, 2008
Pls anybody with info on MSc program(geosciences) in the University of Benin? pls kindly reply
Education / University Of Benin Msc Program by AndyM: 9:27am On May 30, 2008
pls anybody with info about MSc program at the University of Benin? pls urgent reply will be appreciated
Jobs/Vacancies / M.sc In Uniben? by AndyM: 10:02am On May 21, 2008
pls anybody in the house with real information on Uniben postgraduate programs i.e, when the sale of forms will commence and other bits of information? Urgent reply is appreciated. Thanks
Education / Postgraduate Study In Uniben, Info Pls by AndyM: 2:08pm On Apr 18, 2008
Pls is there anybody who knows about postgraduate study in Uniben? I want to apply for MSc in the geosciences and will like to know when the sale of form will commence
Sports / Playing In Holland by AndyM: 9:34am On Feb 07, 2008
please can anybody in the house tell me how to go about applying for a football club in holland? preferably a feeder team cause a friend is goin to the netherlands and is interested in exploring opportunities in such clubs
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ptdf Scholarship by AndyM: 1:34pm On Oct 25, 2007
u can obtain the ptdf scholarship form in any state scholarship board office where you are resident. hurry, i didn't obtain mine from my state of origin
Education / Commonwealth Scholarship Idea Pls by AndyM: 11:29am On Oct 23, 2007
please any body in the house who knows how i can go about securing the commonwealth scholarship? i dont know where to start. will be very grateful
Education / Commonwealth Scholarship Idea Pls by AndyM: 11:26am On Oct 23, 2007
please any body in the house who knows how i can go about securing the commonwealth scholarship? i dont know where to start. will be very grateful
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Trainig Program Form by AndyM: 12:17pm On Sep 22, 2007
hey! send me ur email address and I will send the form to you

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