Aunties and step mom loading......

I can't stop laughing
Abeg bro even charm sef get PHD so away with the idea that you are marrying educated women so they won't charm each other
Who do you think the word ignorance is mostly used for
The educated ones ooo
See na ignorance dey lead them to charm especially when frustrated

Pochettino:
Since when did brownies start killing people or causing dehydration?

Nothing wey Tinubu no go see for emergency room

I bet you missed the part where the story said the brownies was laced with weed and other drug

Elvictor:
the rich only should be on lockdown, the poor have no business with covid19

Can you stop saying that
Please that's as good as leading people astray

seborrhic:

Glad no one thus far liked this rubbish.
Do you know the inconvenience and valuable man hours going to the bank takes?
What of people that get trailed by robbers as they move with physical cash,some even losing their lives in the process.
The most dangerous thing to do in today's Nigeria is moving with large sums of physical cash.It should never be compared with internet banking.

You don't have to move physical cash
You can fill a transfer form inside the banking hall and transfer to your other account with which you probably have an ATM card

Alagbada ina, full of wonders, thank you

Alawo tele orun, O seun gidi gan

Unchangeable changer I return all glory unto your most Holy name

Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
I know it's not enough....

Hmmmm
Though I am a lady too but honestly pitch your tent elsewhere

Me no come understand again o
Dies from or died of
Nairalanders help me pls

Are you sure this your number is whatsapp enabled
Because e no see am
Whatsapp is asking me to invite you to join whatsapp o

1987 to 2020

That's 33 years

And you can serve the government for 35 years or your age of retirement ( I think 60 years)

Guy before you go ahead get your facts straight
And be ready to headbutt wherever they are coming provided you have a case

I wish you well

I no come understand
Escaped or released?
Op wetin happen
No confuse yourself ooooo

Who is this ewu
Who is his father and who is his grandfather
Adeyinka
whoever you are
Have a brain please
Stop hiding behind many borders
Come naija make we reason am
Make we see who go leave and who go stay
Ewu

RIP
God grant your soul eternal rest and eternity
Sleep on

And to think I pay my tax as at when due and not accumulate until my birthday before remitting
God will judge you all

tunene66:


https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGss/status/1319671623109181440?s=19

Sorry but today is 23rd and it's Friday

This one com get as e be
What if you be ifa priest pikin
Abeg this one weak me

Vyzz:




It has to be a worm...




How can a snake be and survive inside a human

I think your question should be how did the woman survived?

Hmmmmm
Wetin Musa eyes no go see for gate

Kusheer:
I wish Nigeria have this kind of president

Nigeria matter don pass wishing o
Na praying

Wow
That's commendable

Man prostrated!!!!!!

Omgosh
Wait o wetin Musa no go see for gate
Water don finish
Na urine you dey drink now

Lol
Op ooooo
Ok by oldest
Please what are you implying
Just asking

Guy I really do not know what it is you want to do cos many of us already have our minds made up before coming here to weigh other people's options
but
please is continuity in your education assured
My little cents though

I wrote my WAEC in 1997 and we wrote exam on Fridays including jumat time
What is wrong with all these people
Why are they making unnecessary noise all in the name of religion
This is not right
No no no

How funny
Barbing you go cut
Tailoring you go cut
Hmmmmm
Learn both
Lol

FrLukas:


Well, if you want to douse a fire, starve it of oxygen.

You really should have a proper understanding why you should stop these acts.

Not because God hates it.

Not because it is a sin.

Not because you will go to hell if you continue doing it.

All of the above reasons apart from the fact that they are false, won't give you the needed motivation to actually stop.

So, why should you stop, you may ask. Well, for the following reasons:

1. Your willpower is tied down and has become a slave to your body and mind. That means you are no longer in control of yourself. It's just a matter of time before you descend to an animalistic level where you either abuse a minor or rape someone or become gay.

2. Whenever you ejaculate you lose a huge amount of energy. Now, this may not look significant until you realize that the amount of energy needed to ejaculate is way way more than any energy you need to perform any other natural day to day function.

This is because, you are releasing creative energy at that moment and unfortunately, you are wasting it.

3. What's most unfortunate is that you might be wasting it, but other lower elementals, beings that exist way beyond what retinas of our eyes can perceive make use of these energies and so, they feed off from your carelessness.

In other words, they are attracted to you and they encourage you to do more and more and more because they live off your energy.

I'm sure you've noticed how difficult it is to stop masturbating.

Now what's the solution, you might ask.

1. Get rid of your porn stash. There's no masturbator that doesn't have a porn stash either on their phones or on their laptops.

2. Replace your smart phone with one that cannot browse the internet. Go for the earlier versions.

3. Install software that helps you block such sites on your laptop in case you need to access the internet.

4. Resist the urge to ogle women. Cast your eyes down whenever you pass them.

5. Realize that your religion may not help you much. Sexual urge is a natural phenomenon and so must be discharged , but appropriately.

So, praying to God to help you supress a purely natural instinct is not normal at all. In other words, your prayers won't stop you from having sexual urges, just as your prayers won't stop you from getting hungry or thirsty.

6. Be more active OUTDOORS than indoors. Develop an interest in outdoor sports like lawn tennis. Try not to be alone indoors.

7. Learn Yoga meditation. There are some forms of meditations that teach you how to TRANSMUTE your sexual energy and absorb it into your body so you can stop feeding your demons.

8. Don't give up even when you fall again and again and again. Just be determined.

Wow
Great

It will be now
Considering the introduction of GSI by CBN
Lawyers go eat abeg
Make bank go do mistake activate GSI for person account, na chop for the person and those in the legal profession

Something tell me say na your heart dem break

You are damn so funny
Take him to elewe omo place they will give you agbo kokoro
It's nothing to worry about dear
He will be fine

I need to know why his face was covered

@op
Be godly not religious
Who religious help