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Education / Re: Uk University Of Hull Applicants 2022 by Asiecam05(m): 10:00am On May 11, 2022
Guys how are your wait for CAS going? Seems it's taken longer than supposed.
Education / Re: Uk University Of Hull Applicants 2022 by Asiecam05(m): 9:58am On May 11, 2022
Ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by Asiecam05(m): 2:05pm On Oct 27, 2021
DOTBOY99:
https:///EgQ3ExPqUOhBlTWYi1YJvL

Baba resend the link abeg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by Asiecam05(m): 8:23pm On Oct 05, 2021
jasonex4:


Stop am o... I nor wan hear anything like cancellation o...

If only i fit see their number now
Shebi dem send you interview invitation mail, their email address dey there nah.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by Asiecam05(m): 9:06am On Sep 03, 2021
olatoke25:
Now we wait, who have an idea when resumption might be.

Now we wait, God help us.
I am optimistic about this,
From my end, the assessments and interview went fine.

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Business / Re: Mailafia: Banks Can’t Be Trusted, Will Hoard Dollars by Asiecam05(m): 11:47am On Jul 29, 2021
design113:
cheesy
If we can't trust the banks, who then can we bank on?

Mad pun, don't leave me.
Naija rested in peace a long time ago, yesterday keeps getting better.

This government has never done anything out of a sincere conscience.
Ulterio motives have always been their footstool.

Why is it now that election is by the corner?, why ban the BDCs when you have not made any adjustments on the banking mode, everything is geared towards making the citizens face more suffering.
Banks will begin crazy preferential tretments, wate people's time, this ban would do more harm than good.

How we are paying for wrongs we never commited, its one ill news or the other each day.

They just added more difficulty in travel preparations.

The worse part is that they know what to do, but they don't want to do it because it will affect the official crimes they commit.
They are the one's who glorify these foreign currencies, if they bring down the glory 5 notches down things will be better, but they won't nah.

God save us, if only we had an option to select where we were to be born...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: MTN Graduate Development Programme Aptitude Test Invite by Asiecam05(m): 5:47pm On May 05, 2020
Good day everyone, please has any one received a mail yet from MTN?
my application on leaply still say 1st of may is commencement for the program.

please someone should give us a news smiley
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Flaunts N75Million Wrist Watch by Asiecam05(m): 7:57am On Sep 28, 2016
Who talk say nah 75m she buy d watch? Una see d reciept? If nah true shaa, she need guide her wrist wella make guys no collect both d watch and her wrist...
Education / Re: Has PEDMAS Really Taken Over From BODMAS? by Asiecam05(m): 8:37am On Jun 27, 2016
DonTim1:
in programming its BEDMAS or PEDMAS, in mathematics BODMAS still holds, i think undecided
i am a computer eng. Student, in programming its BEMDAS, not BEDMAS, it can also be PEMDAS, because paranthesis and bracket are same, moreover the curly parenthesis is mostly used during programming.
Education / Re: Has PEDMAS Really Taken Over From BODMAS? by Asiecam05(m): 8:25am On Jun 27, 2016
Igboid:


6-1x0+2÷2 = 7, using PEMDAS

6-1x0+2÷2 = 5, using BODMAS

I don't think PEMDAS and BODMAS are basically the same.

pls u are getting me confused, recalculate pls, the answer to both of them is 7, none is 5,[p] PEMDAS AND BODMAS ARE DSAME.[/p]
Sports / Crotia Vs Portugal (crotia leading in possession by 68% to 32%) by Asiecam05(m): 8:06pm On Jun 25, 2016
As the warriors battle it out on the battle field, arguments have fired as to who would win, a few belive in portugal while soomany throw it up for crotia, of recent portugal have failed to impress their supporters and bet players including me, i hereby give my prediction, corotia would either win or draw their match against portugal,

Whats you take?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Graduates Don't Know About N-power Program by Asiecam05(m): 8:36pm On Jun 14, 2016
Over 35million people don apply already, the site is soo traffic jammed, if u want to apply its best at midnight,


but this bvn thing, nahwahoo....
Celebrities / Re: 19-Year-Old Wizkid Impersonator, Ifeoma Nelly Pictured by Asiecam05(m): 11:20am On Jun 03, 2016
Chia, d gal is smart, i know it was used negatively, but she is very smart considering her age, if only she knew she would have stoped d moment she hit 10mil, but man's nature is greedynez, chai, wizkid should temper justice with mercy.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Lovely Relationship Lose Their Taste With Time? by Asiecam05(m): 2:02pm On Jun 01, 2016
shamsuRana:


why must you even take the relationship forward in the first instance,if you had envisaged this shortcomings?

dear, its more a case of no long date befor marriage. So some of these behaviours being noticed are just cripping out of their hide holes.
Romance / Why Do Most Lovely Relationship Lose Their Taste With Time? by Asiecam05(m): 8:33am On Jun 01, 2016
Have you ever dated or married a man or woman whose intelligence level is lower than yours? How is that relationship going? Have you ever been in a relationship with someone whose mindset and worldview is different from yours? Please How is it working out for you?

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Politics / Re: First Imo State Flyover 100% Ready by Asiecam05(m): 10:06pm On May 25, 2016
Dollyak:
Honestly, by looking at the location of the bridge I can only conclude it is a waste of scarce money. This guy's head is empty for real. What's the point? Not even beautiful to justify aesthetic reasons
what should Rochas have done? The bridge was initiated by Ohakim ie Rochas's predeccesor, who began the construnction at his last days on seat as a campaugn strategy for re-election. Rochas met it as an already existing project, so it is his duty to complete it and that he did, atleast you can ply directly from mcc, ikenegbu etc straight to akwakuma and mechanic village without stress of traffic jam, come on appreciate him for once, dont always see bad in good.
Family / The Day My Kid Sister Asked Me What Condom Was... by Asiecam05(m): 9:16pm On May 25, 2016
i was returning from church that beautiful sunday afternoon in company of my kid siblings isioma, kingsley and oluomachi, if i am not mistaken, isioma was between 11 and 15 years of age and it was during the early stage of my getting admission into tertiary. i and my siblings are more than family, they are soo free to ask what ever they wanted too, they are related to me morethan they are too our parents. We were silently walking back home with individual thoughts going through our minds. WHAT WAS I ACTUALLY THINKING? ruminating on what was preached in church? no not that, fighting with the enzymes in my tummy seeking for food to digest? yea part of. Many things was just going through my mind, the next minute, school, the future, family, friends, me, my life, destiny, people that are looking up to me for a thing or the other, people i am looking up to, the light, the darkness, love, hate, everything, the traffic was getting jammed in my brain like it normally does when my sister isioma waked me back to the present with that gentle inquisitive tone. "Bro Collins!" she called, i answered her, "please dont get angry, i want to ask you a question" she continued, i waited for the question but the 'dont get angry' in her statement got me confused, i was actually off balance and in a flash thoughts of what might have caused the 'dont angry angry' temporarily cleared the jam caused by my previous thoughts and caused the main holdup. could it be because she believed she was distracting me from the company of my individual thoughts?, could it be that she thought i would see the question as useless whereby she really needed an answer?, or maybe i would call her question gossip? i was yet to answer my questions when she released the bomb. ''at church today sister Tinna flogged a boy (she mentioned the name of the boy but i have forgotten.)'' she began with this tempting header, tempting because this kind of approach to asking a question could make one beg to be asked the question, what i mean is this, i might have asked 'what did the boy do kwanu?' thereby given her more strength to throw her bomb. i didnt ask then she continued "the boy said he saw a condom in his sister's room" JEZZ!!! i don die today. The reason why the small boy was flogged could be the way he made jest of it to the hearing of sis Tinna but that is certainly not the business of today. From the condom in her statement i had already pictured where she was driving too and wished she headed another direction but ooo noo she drove exactly to where i imagined and parked her question's vehicle in the parking lot of where i never wanted throwing me off balance again with "bro collins, what is a...." i felt my heart drop three times before she landed "...condom?" jezz!!!, capital jezz, was that question for me? why now? why couldnt she wait till when i returned from school next time whenever, she should have asked my mum nahhh, atleast my mum would be in a better position to talk to her daughters as a woman especially in issues of this sort, jezz what should i tell her now, what reply should i give? i have been a child, i have been a teenager, i have worn her shoes, she inherited the shoes directly from me as my immediate younger sibling and i know exactly where they bite, i used to be and i am still very inquisitive, one thing i hate is not being able to atleast aid in any issue that requires my help and especially when the aid is directly asked of me. The question really came as a shocker throwing me off balance and making me opt to that which i just said i hate. this was my reply "omoo leave me alone joor, go and ask mummy" this was the dumbest and most stupid reply ever, i didnt act as a senior, but she respected and cut the question there soo unsatisfied. i should have atleast given her a foundation or posted her till when i am prepared to give her satisfactory answer, but i bluntly refused to answer instead i redirected her to my mum, and i believe she might not have the effrontery to ask my mum that instead she would rely on external source that might give her answer in a negative dimension or by the Grace of GOD in a positive way. My point here is that children are inquisitive beings, they desire to know all, and when u dont teach them to avoid mistakes they become prone to mistakes, donnot shut them up simply because they asked a question, because if they knew the answers to their questions they wont ask, even if they knew and asked then they needed more insight which they believe you could provide, listen to children lead them positively, answer their questions to reasonable extent no matter how silly they appear, by so doing you save yourself from blames when they make mistake.
Family / Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Asiecam05(m): 11:08pm On May 24, 2016
Omoo i did things real funny.
I used to watch my uncle come out of the bathroom with his towel tied round his waist which he would wear his trousers on before pulling out, i saw it as what adults do, so i decided to be an adult, i was in pry 2 then, after taking my bath one morning, i tied my towel round my waist then wore my school uniform on it and forgot to pull the towel out afterwards, i was running late to school, so i ran off to school.
At school i felt heay, that was when i remembered i had a towel on, i had to run to the back of the building and take it off.


I remember picking my nose and licking the product.


While sleeping i would have a dream where i was urinating in the toilet, then wake up to find out that i have urinated on the bed.

When i urinate on the bed, i would wake up immediately change my pants and hide the soaked one under dirty clothes.

I put a zip handle in my nose and it couldnt come out, i was scared and didnt tell my mum, until one day she was bathing me.


One day i, my uncle and aunt was watching a movie named the prostitute, suddenly segun arinze began making love to omotola jilade, my aunt signaled to my uncle that i was too small to watch adult contents, my uncle looked at me and asked me if i understood what they were doing in the movie, i told him no that i dont understand.


My uncle returned home wit a video casset one day and told me and my two cousines that it was a movie he acted, we were so anxcious to watch the movie, he didnt let us watch it instead he went and hid it, the next day when we came back from school and was alone at home, we searched everywhere for the movie, we searched well before we found it under the bed, we played it only to find out it was Indecency and we watched and replayed it again omoo that was how i watched my first Indecency after which we hid it back for him.


When we would play the police and thief game then it with fighting for who shot who first, ' i shot you and you dont want to die, inshort i am not playing again'.



They usually gave gifts to pupils who came 1st 2nd and 3rd position, and i never saw that position, then luckily one term i came 3rd, that term they didnt share any gift, i was angry.



In class, whenever we were asked to recite the multiplication table, i was among those group of people that shouted 2x1, then kept quiet while few people gave the answer.

Wen we played tie tie.



Childhood dayss was real fun.

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