She worked with Oceanic Bank before in Port Harcourt, but I told her to quit because men usually harass female bankers. Because of that I pay her salary every month.

The three things that keeps a woman is - good intimacy, money and attention. I give her all that"

Gravity, did you hear this?

Any thing about this guy calls for attension.
I think this guy is a crowd puller.

Whom amongst this is the best Nigerian president

Adeboye was abroad with pastor Ojo for a program when he got the news, he then sent pastor Ojo(guess redeemers will know him better) immidiately back to represent him.

I was thinking about this issue and thought it wise to raise it here.
This is NAIRA LAND, why dont't we have some GREEN WHITE GREEN designs here. Cheers

Pls house, there is this business i would want to go into but have a problem with the finance about 1M -1.5M.

There is also collateral

Any body that can help me should contact 0838877808 or get2nehemiah@yahoo.com
Thanks

was that your Uncle?

Sometimes lawyers talk too much

Between this two, who is the best guy fit for the office of the CBN Governor

Try GTB and Oceanic

None of the above mentioned below.

That is not a reason at all. He knows why, though he may want to make your cousin think that is it. perhaps he has seen a new catched.

Just tell your Cousin to look ahead and keep focused as nothing is as fearful as fear the future is still bright.
By the way what class has he got.

parki:

joke funny e no funny u must open mouth sha

abeg close that mouth full of black and brown germ before u give us swine flu for this place nonsense

Please define swine flu if you sabi?

Why doesn't the President of Ghana Meet with Obama in Nigeria. Ghana is fast becoming the giant of Africa to the western word.
Another Points Agenda

NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.

How much are they paid?

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.

"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."

Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.

One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"

"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered

That most be Jackie Chan

A woman went to the court seeking a divorce, the judge asked her why she would want a divorce she replied that her husband sleeps naked at night. The judge now asked the man why she sleeps naked he then told the judge that his wife wets the bed so he is always afraid of getting his clothes wet.

Make dem de wear the other belt even for house

Nice prayer, Amen

Good one, keep it up.

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so Hot that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

I've learned a lot from you = Next

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

where were you all the while before now that he is unstopable. Rebel leader

And what makes eating in dreams good? After all you are not satisfied. There are cases of initiations through such means and please this is not the kind of peaceful sleep God has promised.

NACA must hear this.

Wednesday
April 22,
2009 6.00pm
(17.00GMT) Service of Songs Deeper Life Bible Church:
Lagos Group of Districts Headquarters;
Regional & State Headquarters and at various Deeper Life Bible Church locations across the world

Thursday
April 23,
2009 5.00pm
(16.00GMT) Wake-keep Ceremony International Bible Training Centre,
I.B.T.C.,
Ayobo, Ipaja, Lagos

Friday
April 24,
2009 9.00am
(08.00GMT) Lying in State International Bible Training Centre,
I.B.T.C.,
Ayobo, Ipaja, Lagos

10.00am
(09.00GMT) Funeral Service & Interment International Bible Training Centre,
I.B.T.C.,
Ayobo, Ipaja, Lagos

Obasanjo George bush and Tony Blair after a meeting in heaven with the God discovered on thier way back the the plane had developed technical faults and could not land as a result.
After a while Bush let out his hand through the windows it was covered with snow he knew immidiately that they were flying over the US so he jumbed out.
After some time Blair let out his hand it was soon covered with smoke from industries he the jumbed out been sure it was Bretain.
After a while OBJ did as the other leaders had done he then discovered his wrist watch was missing and realisted THIS IS LAGOS.

Talking about tittle in reference to Gbile Akani, what do you say of Adeboye,Idahosa,T D Jakes etc if God could call David a Man after my heart and Abraham his friend i see nothing wrong with titles.
Talking about kumuyi market strategy, come to think of it that this man was an exceptional first class material as a result he was awarded a scholarship for a doctorate degree, this he declined and went after his calling starting Deeper life with 5 students selling his cars and spending whatsoever income for the work of God, i think this man has a standard that even preachers that dont preach the way he does respect.During a crusade in Anambra state where CAN ans PFN representatives where he was called a preacher of preachers a father of fathers a prophet of prophets.I think our problem is that we want our preachers to tell us what we want to hear.

Little wonder they are all politicians Liars