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Family / Re: Love by Babineh: 12:40pm On Feb 02, 2013
Both! They both had raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzz!
SO DO I! cool
Family / Re: What Can A Woman With A Husband Addicted To Dating Sites Do????? by Babineh: 12:38pm On Feb 02, 2013
Nothing! kiss
Not even JESUS CAN HELP!
He is bored with you. . . kiss
ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT IS THE IN-THING NOW! kiss
Beta than 'p-o-r-n'! grin
Family / Re: Husband Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Woman In Lagos by Babineh: 12:35pm On Feb 02, 2013
Ha!
Declared wanted for Les-bia-nism!!!

LWKMD!!!!
GOD BLESS MY DARLING H-AMERICA JARE! grin

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Family / Re: Which Of These Are You In Your Family? by Babineh: 12:27pm On Feb 02, 2013
donsax:
You are a sick kid!! To what is your meaning with this...:how does this related to the topic? So disgusting!!!!

READ WELL. YOU WILL H-UNDERSTAND! grin
NO DEAD BODIES IN 'CHICAGO'!
NO CRIPPLES ON NL. . .LIKE YOU FIND IN TEHN. . .E RITUALISTS SECTION OF NL! wink

daylae: Members of a family often have such lebels they call themselves :
*the rebel- often disobeying normal family standards,mostly at loggerheads. . .and somewhat daring.

*the clown- the family entertainer and pacifier.

*quiet one- mostly the reserved and conforming one,who avoids confrontations.

*trouble shooter- this is the main problem solver. And doesn't have to be any of the parents.

*genius- often the witty and most gifted one.


Which of these are you? And do you care explaining how?

IN ORDER WORDS. . .WE HAVE ALL CORRECT. . .I AM ALL OF THE ABOVE!
UNLIKE SOME DEAD AND BURIED NAIRALANDERS! wink
Family / Re: Which Of These Are You In Your Family? by Babineh: 12:19pm On Feb 02, 2013
OmolodMilkman93: wats dis guy spewing?

SORRY. . . .LEMME H-EXPLAIN. . . .I THINK 'BLAZZAY' MEANT TO WRITE WE ARE COMPLETE. . .
CLOWN AND ALL. . . NO DEAD BODIES. . . (LIKE THOSE KILLED BY E-RITUALISTS ON NL)!
NO DEAD CHILDREN. NOT EVEN ALIVE TO PLAY ANY LIVING ROLES! wink
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
CLOWN. . . WE GET! wink
MY ROLE IS ALL OF THE ABOVE. . . ALIVE AND WELL! grin

Blazzay: Cough-cough!
Errrrrrrrrh. . . the good news is that unlike some NAIRALANDERS WE KNOW. . .MY PARENTS HAVE NOT BURIED ANY OF THEIR CHILDREN. . . .BY TEHN NETWORK OR 'HIRED H-ASSASSINS'! grin

In other words, we complete gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

MU EH EH EH EH EH EH

*belches*

WE ARE COMPLETE. . .UNLIKE THESE PEEPS ON NL! kiss

We hia you MAMA CALLOTTI! kiss
Family / Re: Please Help, My Wife Wants To Leave Me by Babineh: 6:17am On Jan 29, 2013
Let her go!
She does not want you anymore! kiss
Family / Re: Married, Having An Affair, Hubby Also Having An Affair: What To Do? by Babineh: 6:11am On Jan 29, 2013
Welcome to H-OPIN MARRIAGE 001. . .MU HE HE HE HE HE
Family / Re: 46 Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair by Babineh: 6:09am On Jan 29, 2013
When you phock him. . . his blokos is 'dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'!!!!
The akamu is not much! grin

HE DOES NOT POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR OUT LIKE 'NORMAL'! wink

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Family / Re: Wife Not Turning Me On Anymore. I Feel Bad. by Babineh: 6:05am On Jan 29, 2013
Welcome to the club!
Why do you think MOST of 'we' sleep online. . .despite professing to be HAPPILY MARRIED? grin
Some of us have 2000 IDs to fool others we are 'loving' our spouses offline. . .reality shows and all! HA!

It is only natural. . . I HAVE TO FORCE MYSELF TO HAVE H-ORGA-ZZMS WITH MY HUSBAND. . . .UNLESS I AM DRUNK!

BUT WITH A ONE-NIGHT-STAND. . . .IT IS DY-NO-MITE!!!!! cool

Even the 'HOLY GHOST' cannot help a stale poohsie or blokos!

Sorry dia! NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE! cool. . . OR LACK THEREOF! JUST NATURAL!!!

You learn to cope! Period! kiss
Family / Re: Who Should Run The Home, Man Or Woman? by Babineh: 5:53am On Jan 29, 2013
He can ask me that in the bedroom! wink
When his pehnis is 'spitting' like a serpent in the 'Garden of Eden'! wink
Family / Re: Married Women Going Fat by Babineh: 5:48am On Jan 29, 2013
Like the men stay slim?
With pot bellies too! HA. . . . grin
Family / Re: True Life Story:17/01/13 Will Remain An Unforgettable Memory In Her Life. by Babineh: 5:44am On Jan 29, 2013
Any results from the 'prayers'? wink
Family / Re: Inlaws And Widows by Babineh: 6:39pm On Jan 25, 2013
Some widows have been known to send 'h-assassins' bullets to divorce their 'usbans! cheesy
Family / Re: True Life Story:17/01/13 Will Remain An Unforgettable Memory In Her Life. by Babineh: 6:38pm On Jan 25, 2013
This kain "god" na waya! wink

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