dainformant:
Foreign Diplomat Allegedly Said This After Breaking Traffic Rules In Abuja. PICS

A foreigner who reportedly nearly caused an accident after faulting traffic rules at Powerhouse Junction, Asokoro, Abuja, -allegedly showed no remorse even after he was accosted by traffic wardens. Judging from his car's plate number, he might be a diplomat.

Read below what was shared by Emmanuel Ogbeche, few minutes ago.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/foreign-diplomat-allegedly-did-this.html

Some fuckïng hungry wasted hateful fool will just fuckïng wake up and start posting fuckïng bullshit on a fuckïng day. Where's the fuckïng proof that this fuckïng foreigner violated your fuckïng traffic laws? NONE! No fuckïng proof whatsoever other than some fuckïng hearsay: he said, she said, I heard, allegedly, reportedly...blah blah blah fuckïng exaggerated bullshit. Senseless foreigner-hating cünts. Fuckïng nonsense...muthafuckerrrrrrrrr!!!

Wtf is hmm? Nigga I fuckïng need fuckïng answers. Most girls who are fuckïng great cooks have fuckïng big boobs. Whyyyyyyyyyyy? I'm sooooooo curious to know

Busch:
hmm

...

This ain't no fuckïng coincidence, and I ain't fuckïng kidding about this. I fuckïng don't want no fuckïng immature morons fuckïng talking fuckïng dumb shit. Better fuckïng stfu and gtfoh. Now, the fuckïng purpose of this fuckïng post is this:

I've fuckïng done a lot of fuckïng research on these fuckïng girls with fuckïng big boobs. I mean fuckïng huge boobs, like minimum size of 34DDD fuckïng upwards. I fuckïng like playing with big boobs and along the fuckïng line, I fuckïng stumbled across some fuckïng strange anomaly. There's something fuckïng special about these girls, which is they can fuckïng cook like the fuckïng best meals ever. I haven't fuckïng been to all the fuckïng countries in this fuckïng world, but for all the ones I've fuckïng been to, it's fuckïng the same - girls with fuckïng huge boobs are the fuckïng best cooks. Like 8 of every 10 are the fuckïng shit when it comes to fuckïng excellent cuisine. They just fuckïng do it better than girls with fuckïng small boobs. And it made me fuckïng wonder if it's a fuckïng evolutionary trait or some fuckïng genetic super power. I don't fuckïng understand it yet. Check out all the fuckïng caterers, housewives, food vendors and whatever other fuckïng category, most of all the fuckïng excellent cooks all have very fuckïng big boobs. This fuckïng 'phenomenon' still fuckïng eludes me as to why. So, can someone fuckïng explain this fuckïng shit? I ain't fuckïng playing. So y'all fuckïng huge boobs girls bring your fuckïng big boobs into this fuckïng thread and start fuckïng talking. I fuckïng wanna know your fuckïng secret.

halfricanadian:

ok smile

For fuckïng messing up this fuckïng thread with your fuckïng fückery, thunder fuckïng fire that your fuckïng ugly yansh you fuckïng half-breed sidelined side b!tch cunt muthafuckerrrrrrrrr

uckennety:

Ur welcome anytime. My frnd

Why don't you fuckïng jump in a fuckïng well to drink you some fuckïng shit, and quit fuckïng acting like a fuckïng thirsty asshole no more,,,you hebitch dumbfück muthafuckerrrrrrrrr

Fück both y'all muthafuckerssssssss for fuckïng pissing me off on a fuckïng beautiful day

mcyemite:
So…you’re in love with an oldest child, huh?

Oldest children are the best kind of children. (But, of course, I’m biased because I’m an oldest child myself – of five!) If you have the good fortune of loving/dating/marrying/sexing one of us, congrats to you, good sir! You’re in for a fun ride. Just buckle your seat belt first and pay attention to these safety instructions first, will ya?

1. We’re bossy. Like this song, yo. But for real, most oldest children are used to ruling the roost and telling their pep squad of little bro and sis’s what to do and how to do it. This works until said little bro and sis get old enough and put you in your damn place. But still, the bossiness remains.

2. We’re a little entitled. Our parents gave us every opportunity in the world and fawned over us and took more baby photos of us and were more careful the first time around with us, so we’re used to being treated a little special. Life, and all it’s hardships, have a way of chipping away at this perceived “specialness” but still, we got more attention than the rest of our siblings and it’s something that sticks with us forever.

3. We get along great with youngest children. I have no scientific data to back this up, except to say that nearly all my ex-boyfriends (and my current beau) are youngest kids. Maybe they like the authority; who knows?

4. We seek validation. Our parents praised our every move and yes, I know, they really should’ve cut back on that a bit. But as a result of this, we like to be patted on the back and given gold stars when we’ve done something positive. Which leads me to…

5. …We’re over-achievers. We like to be praised, therefore we achieve. It’s almost an addiction. Apologies to younger siblings everywhere who have to live up to their oldest siblings.

6. We take initiative. It’s just what we do. If something needs to be accomplished at work, we will accomplish it – or delegate it to one of our younger siblings (er, employees) to do it for us.

7. We’re great organizers of large groups of people. We can do this with our eyes shut. We’ve been herding our family of sheep into minivans/airplanes/restaurants/etc for YEARS now; corralling people into a semblance of unity should basically be on our resume. In fact, I think it is.

8. We don’t like to share our stuff. Because seriously, our little sisters have been stealing our sweaters/eyeliner/CAR for like, 20 years now and we’re really f*cking over it. Don’t touch our stuff without permission!

In summary, y'all fu©king firstborns are fu©king egotistic muthafuckers

Bobbystanley:
We are in a new form of Government in Nigeria.

It's called Pictocracy. Government of the picture, by the picture and for the picture.

Still fu©king better than the fu©king Robbercracy that fu©king PDP practiced. Government of thieves, by thieves and for thieves.

Blacksodje:
Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode on
Thursday released the policy direction of his
administration for the next three and half
years, just as he appealed for the support and
cooperation of all Lagos people in moving the
state forward.
The Governor who spoke at the inaugural
retreat organised by the State Government for
Commissioners, Special Advisers and body of
Permanent Secretaries in the state, expressed
deep concern over the persistent traffic
gridlock in the metropolis, and the increase in
spate of robberies.
He said in the interim, he has directed the
fixing of all potholes to ease vehicular
movement, just as security agencies have been
mandated to enforce the ban on commercial
motorcycle operators popularly called Okada
riders on highways noting that aside the risks of
accidents, such can also be a security threat to
the people.
Governor Ambode, who said the government is
also working hard to restrict street hawking,
urged the people to stop patronising them, so as
to discourage street traders from the highways.
“We have already hit the ground running. I’m
deeply concerned about the issues that
Lagosians are sending back to me and the issues
range from security issues, traffic gridlock.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/im-concerned-about-traffic-gridlock-robberies-ambode/

I fu©king believe you my fu©king Governor who's already putting in place the fu©king framework to fu©king take Lagos State to the next fu©king level of fu©king greatness. Governor Ambode fu©king has my fu©king vote of fu©king confidence.

tivta:


As bad as robbers pushing people out of cars? Smh

During Tinubu's administration, I fu©king witnessed it while fu©king stuck in a fu©king Apapa traffic on liverpool bridge. My fu©king car was fu©king behind the fu©king man who was fu©king robbed in his fu©king car at fu©king gun point. During Fashola's administration, my fu©king friend's car window was fu©king shattered with a fu©king double barrel gun and he was fu©king robbed in the fu©king presence of fu©king people while fu©king queuing to buy fu©king fuel. There are fu©king countless other fu©king unpleasant-road-robbery experiences some other fu©king Lagosians have had. So, then why fu©king trying to fu©king label it an Ambode government thingy. Street or road fu©king robberies is a fu©king Lagos ish. Ambode administration can only be addressed to fu©king work harder to solve this fu©king problem that was already fu©king existing. Just because you might not have yet been fu©king robbed on the streets of Lagos doesn't fu©king mean it hadn't been fu©king happening.

hensben:
I hear you

Because..

Yeah, don't fu©king argue with a baddest muthafucker that is fu©king book smart, street smart and everything-else smarter than your fu©king asinine ass. Your fu©king dream girl is #200 on my been-there-done-that side chicks list.........Boring muthafuckerrrrrrr that fu©king never dated a hot girl in his fu©king pathetic life!

Estharfabian:
Satan loves You! ""

I fu©king know that already. Satan fu©king loves fu©king priceless things he can't fu©king have. So, tell me something I don't know, like if my fu©king d!ck loves your fu©king pus.sy.......muthafuckerrrrrr

coolzeal:
Compare to most states in the failed Nigeria, Lagos is a shit-hole excluding island... Seen the movie; Mad Max Fury Road... Your quotes expresses insanity. Don't take it to heart bro, i understand your pain.

Failed Nigeria? I fu©king see it now. Oh, let me fu©king guess, you're from the fu©king Biafra developed country, right? Now who's really fu©king insane: me or you fu©king cretinous baboons who fu©king believe Biafra exists? This fu©king "sh!thole" Lagos is still your fada's generations dream land, and still fu©king better than the fu©king bottomless hell pit your fu©king self will end up in. Now go fu©king find your fu©king id!ot epileptic imbecilic brother elsewhere because I'm not a fu©king bro to a fu©king proud lobotomized foøl........muthafuckerrrrrrr

Estharfabian:
I'm sorry, Are You okay??
Like did you forget to Take your drug or sth?
why would sèun Even Allow Your types to be on NL? Have you eaten?
I really feel sad when i see your types... No iota of comprehension in yah...I'm really sorry! ""

Well i'm not fu©king sorry for your fu©king hypocrite type, and I can fu©king feed you and your entire fu©king hungry family in the fu©king slum fu©king begging for coins b!tch. Let me fu©king free you, so you won't be fu©king late for your fu©king appointment to go suck those area boys d!cks as usual. Don't fu©king forget your bible, so you can fu©king preach while fu©king trekking on the fu©king way to your fu©king ghetto d!cks.

thundafire:
dnt worry keep nacking na ur neighbour go dy giv ur wife wetin u dy giv person outsyd karma always pays back harder nd better

Sharrap dea, didn't you fu©king read that the fu©king woman is a fu©king widow? Even if she no be fu©king widow sef, dem no be fu©king baby, they like themselves, they fu©k themselves, ain't nobody fu©king business. Fu©k you and your fu©king karma.....muthafuckerrrrr

Estharfabian:
When they start being foolish, crazy, inhumane, Laughable, conscience whipped....They'd start Calling "God" for help....Mtcheeeeeeew!

zeroly, U Should know you're an Asshole! A Huge Jerk!

Firstly...Why would you sleep with someone when U Already had a fiancé you wanted MARRYING!?

Secondly, What sane Guy Cheats with A Widow?? A widow for christ's sake!

Thirdly, I pray Your wife Sees This post And figures what a Lying, cheating Douchebag you are!! "" Monkey brains!

NB:- IT'S COZ OF MALES WITH UR MENTALITY..LADIES DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED OR BE IN RELATIONSHIPS!

Na all these type of fu©king sista Mary girls wey dey form holy holy, na dem dey fu©k fu©k pass anything, dey jaiye jaiye secretly and sucking every bad muthafucker's d!ck. I fu©king know say u jazi wella. PM me joh, I get a fu©king big d!ck for u this fu©king pretending-to-be-a-nun b!tch

MyschoolNG:
She is leading you to hell!!

He's in hell already, so, fu©k off b!tch and let da fu©king nigga fu©king enjoy his fu©king self.

Blackberrybabes:
https://instagram.com/omawonder/

Vivacious musician, Omawumi, has really proven that she's 'wafi'. Today, she shared a post on instagram warning anybody that want to start "anyhow talk" with her on social media that she has no chill for that kind of "quarrel wey no dey sweet". According to her, she prefers face-to-face so that a slap would just end all the nonsense; Warri-style!


CC: Lasticlala

Guys, be careful...the Warri babe has spoken.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2015/10/my-own-na-face-to-face-so-if-anyhow.html

Abeg make dat fu©king Instagram quick create a fu©king slap button before this fu©king b!tch go give her fu©king self a fu©king heart attack over nothing! Na only fu©king pus.sy dem get, no fu©king brain. Yeye!

coolzeal:
How do you guys survive in Lagos? Lagos is noisy, polluted, terrible traffic jam, congested and overpopulated, disorganized etc. ... No greenery. Damn!! Lagos has gone rogue..

How do you guys survive in Lagos See dis kain fu©king question this fu©king somborry dey ask, I mean, wtf is this fu©king id!ot feeling like? Ur fada, waka shege onyioshi mudafucker!

tivta:




You are highly despicable, how dare you say Ember months caused this, has such a thing ever happened during fashola or tinubu's regiem? What Ember months is notorious for is bank robbery not traffic robbery. Please receive sense and realize that the present governor just like president is asleep. Maybe until it happens to you...

So there were no fu©king street robberies at ember months during Tinubu and Fashola administrations? This muthafucker can lie for Africa.

babestella:


Security costs money. The strategy GEJ used was to engage these hoodlums in watching our pipelines thereby keeping them off the streets. But the present day government chose to do otherwise. That policy could had been effectively streamlined for accountability and delivery. December is here soon and when you drive them from the roads, they start breaking into people's homes at night. God save us.

Pay a fu©king thief not to fu©king rob you is your fu©king genius idea to have fu©king security. This fu©king b!tch is a special fu©king kind of a fu©king stup!d muthafucker . Abeg go do fu©king x-ray for dat ur fu©king head, so u can fu©king see u no fu©king get a fu©king brain inside.

oatzeal:
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Yet another robbery attack on Eko bridge inwards Costain around 9:45pm tonight.

Hoodlums stopped several cars with cutlasses and guns and robbed from car to car on the bridge.

Phones, bags, and money were taken from motorists.

Some were injured. What the heck is going on in Lagos?

These robberies are getting too much. Our dear Lagos government, please help us before people start losing their lives...

cc lalasticlala

SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2015/10/see-photos-robbery-attack-on-eko-bridge.html

Abeg dis fu©king story and fu©king pictures no fu©king correlate. Another fu©king source telling fu©king lies!