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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Shot Dead By Armed Robbers In South Africa by bagad: 3:41pm On Jul 22, 2022
No time

One time!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Of 1 Week Asked Me To Address Him As “Lord" - Lady by bagad: 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2022
may I?

Then tell him to address you as "your honor"
Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named African Footballer Of The Year by bagad: 3:36pm On Jul 22, 2022
Of course.
Yes
Education / Re: Soludo To Shut Down Over 1,075 Unapproved Schools In Anambra by bagad: 3:34pm On Jul 22, 2022
After Dem don vote for am finish.
Na demolition now remain.
Anyway all these low budget schools self needs to be proved and challenged Sha.
Too many of dem even in one street across states
Politics / Re: Sri Lanka Uprising Holds Lessons For Nigeria -Punch Editorial by bagad: 3:24pm On Jul 22, 2022
Both the twists and the turns.
Time happens to Dem all.
Celebrities / Re: Tems Is A Beautiful And Stunning Woman, Inside Out. (photos) by bagad: 3:04pm On Jul 22, 2022
You may know outside, but not in.
Only God knows all
Politics / Re: Atiku: Peter Obi Didn’t Consult Me Before Leaving PDP by bagad: 3:02pm On Jul 22, 2022
As If you're God that they must consult before doing anything.
People and pride are like pillars and posts.
Careful yo that think yo stand.
The ground may not be hard
the stand may not be firm enough, not to fall.
Family / Re: Man Logs In For His Virtual Court Divorce Proceedings While In Bed With His Wife by bagad: 2:50pm On Jul 22, 2022
Shit happens, sometimes is not bull shits but bird shits.
Inside life.
So na inside toilet Dem wan make he log in before ni or inside his office when he's working to live.
Abeg life no get rules na only different country constitution dey
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Pork Haram? by bagad: 2:44pm On Jul 22, 2022
Lukgaf:
One of the obvious rulings is the prohibition of eating pork meat in Islam. Why is it haram? This thread provides an answer

https://islamqa.info/en/answers/49688/why-is-pork-haram
hmm nairaland....
So I have to identify myself specifically if am Muslim or not just to comment on Islamic topic or news.

Anyway I hope it pays you guys well for the T&C or should I call it permission.

What I wanted to say is... Pork is my best meat and I didn't join this tread to go against who doesn't eat it for religious beliefs or doctrines.
It's human rights and choices best known to Individuals respectively

I only lied to Nairaland that am a Muslim to make this comment here.
I believe there's room for cohabitation online in our reality coexistence

But Pardon me for the lie anyway, because I know it's not my platform but yours Seun. Am not here to cause trouble to anyone.
Just that I love pork meat the most, and that doesn't mean if I go to Rome that I will behave like Greeks
No
Am just here to live and learn
I hope I have neither stepped on anyone's toe nor outside my Democratic boundaries
Thank you

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Health / Re: A Kidney Now Costs $262,000; Heart, $119,000, UN Warns Nigerians by bagad: 2:22pm On Jul 22, 2022
But they don't need to traffic it na.
Afterall, it's supposed to be legal a business deal.

Na because some rich people dey deceive the poor for it, na why UN dey whine and disturb themselves unnecessarily like this
They don't need to wear mask to disguise

And Useless United Nation don't need to warn anyone. Useless because the world union is becoming irrelevant by the day.
So much trouble in the world.
Nobody asked them for advice.

Besides, Na who wise dey enjoy life.
Who no wise go suffer.

But see life, some rich also lacks some things some poor can offer.
Hmm
Meanwhile even the poor has lot of probs themselves but they won't see it all except just for the money

Afterall, money is arguably the most important thing in life. Without it, no food, the poor can't survive for long.

Life no get manual, na why e no balance.
Just make sure you're standing on a hard ground, then stand firm.
And if it's time to run for your dear life, you flee.


The poor has some vital things the rich don't have sometimes, but the rich will always have what the poor man needs the most.

Life is not only mysterious, it's funny.
Tragicomedy

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Family / Re: Dr Joe Abah Celebrates 30 Years Marriage. Share Tips For Young Men by bagad: 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2022
Ckonnet:


No manual for life.. did you steal this from my deepest mind. The 2nd time iam reading that statement. That statement is a very important one.
yes perhaps we must have at least one same thought at a moment in time.
Life is a mystery my friend.
So much miserIes and miracles as well, both in this same life.
Hmm inside life.
There's a reason wonders will never end afterall.
But be that as it may....

Like you, I and some few ones knows this fact.
It's up to others to take it as truth.

Advices are opinions from people to you or from you to people are either from experiences or just imaginations. Besides it's the least help men can render or offer to one another
It's up to people to find the truth themselves
Every single man got a self-duty to think deeply for himself then for others.

That's why I strongly believe Let no man compulse another man to follow his way.
There are many routes to the top of a mountain or a pyramid.
We shall meet at the top
So
Life no get manual for real.
I cherish your knowledge and wisdom.
Thank you

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Education / Re: Is Dressing Like These Morally Wrong & Unethical For Teaching Profession? Photos by bagad: 4:55pm On Jul 21, 2022
Wey ladies dey find husband everywhere now, some still dey find their own self wey lost.
Una no know say teacher self dey find
so called soulmatee ni.
Okay make dem tie wrapper from Monday to Friday inside seven days abi.
Any student wey admire them this way is growing up and getting matured ni.
You can't stop anybody shine.
Children at some young age dey fantasize about opposite gender anywhere they may be
Be it inside church, school, and all.
Even church self, some choir and urser dress mad pass this one not to talk of some sexy hot church members.
So no escape route for life than death
There's no manual for this life.
Education / Re: Adebayo Eyimofe Scored Highest 2022 UTME Mark - JAMB by bagad: 4:48pm On Jul 21, 2022
abobote:
Ekiti, the home of professors.
Congrats
professors but no money for the students and no work for the graduates
Even professors self dey cry for their closet
Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Shares Photos Of The Cars His Wife And Himself Use by bagad: 4:44pm On Jul 21, 2022
Na lie.
Ah don watch YouTube videos of him and his personal entourage, no be official workers o.
Na two suburban SUV him dey use.

Humans and wayo en
You see say Dem no post picture of their security and personal daily staff now or their. Vehicles.

Abeg gettat
Politics / Re: I Never Supported Tinubu To Be His Running Mate - Shettima by bagad: 4:31pm On Jul 21, 2022
Who azz you quesan now.
No be only moral compulsion, na moral confusion.
Abeg gattat
Politics / Re: 2023: Court Okays Suit Seeking Tinubu Trial Over Alleged Perjury by bagad: 4:25pm On Jul 21, 2022
Nobody is interested in this case than the other opposition political leaders like him or so.
The masses no need all these irrelevant news
Tinubu o, Atiku o, obi and all Nigerian politicians from grassroots to former president and head of states are all the same sets of senior and junior criminals and law breakers.

The only man I guess woulda been ok was Musa Yar'adua.
But I guess he wasn't meant to change anything afterall. Some forces no even allow him enjoy his presidency not to talk of helping the majority masses.
But who knows anyway, it could be a criminal as well in disguise, because na so this useless so called president Buhari start the sainty look to deceive the masses that year, moreover, people die for reason best known to no one, but all the same he was and still the best president to have led the country Nigeria.
So Tinubu case should be dismissed from the news abeg, make dem no dey tell us shit again.
Judiciary wey no know their work
Family / Re: Dr Joe Abah Celebrates 30 Years Marriage. Share Tips For Young Men by bagad: 4:17pm On Jul 21, 2022
Though you try man.
Marriage no easy.

But forget your tips, maybe it can only be applicable to some anyway.

But there's no manual for this life, not to talk of marriage.
Even country constitution self no guide people
Na who survive be victor

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Politics / Re: Why We Lost Osun Election – APC Chairman Abdullahi Adamu(photo) by bagad: 12:55pm On Jul 20, 2022
I sense fear in him.
The man is scared.
Politics / Re: Adeboye Backs CAN, PFN, APC Unveils Shettima Today by bagad: 9:32am On Jul 20, 2022
Muslim-Muslim ticket cannot work in Nigeria, even Buhari and DSS knows it.
Bubu still dey observe Tinubu like who no see am, Tinubu ordinary bloody civilian dey insult a whole president general Buhari.
Make he no worry o.
Atiku will nail him.
Buhari no care about Tinubu or APC, anything wey wan happen make e happen
Fulani man will still rule again for another term.
Especially since PDP running mate na christian.
Lobatan
Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Given A Heroic Welcome As He Arrives Benin After Osun Victory by bagad: 9:10am On Jul 20, 2022
ProfessorAlex:
With APC losing Osun election, they've successfully made plans to rig the presidential election and have a perfect reference that elections were free and fair, "like Osun"..
APC and Tinubu know they can't win the presidential election in a free and fair election.
You won't be able to complain cos they didn't complain when they lost Osun. It's all a plan for future reference. They'll gaslight you and try to paint a picture of you being a sour loser.
The silence of APC and the North on the outcome of Osun State election is deafening.
Don't let it deceive you.
who azz u all these theory right now.
Overthinking is exceeding speed limit of thought in a single moment.
Stop creating problems for your self
Politics / Re: Prison Inmates May Vote In 2023 - INEC by bagad: 7:01am On Jul 20, 2022
No need.
Dem no be free people.
They have no human right for that until they're outta there.
There's a reason it's called correctional service
Politics / Re: Lawan, Umahi, Tambuwal, Akpabio Should Be Candidates For Prison - Igini by bagad: 6:57am On Jul 20, 2022
Double wahala for deadibody lawan
Next time in next life, he should get his wrong calculations right.
He must be going through sifia pains now.
Person wey supposed calm down chop more, he dey swell up for nothing before because of power and Fulani advantage.
Oya na d movie dey sweet
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by bagad: 3:13pm On Jul 19, 2022
cunny88:
Why isn't he wearing a wedding gown
wisdom will not depart from you.

Afterall he's the wife

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Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Gifts Simi Mercedes Benz GLC Worth ₦36.7 Million by bagad: 3:08pm On Jul 19, 2022
AYNL:
husband material 35 yards grin

congrats simi
no, na 79 yards.
Mumu
Crime / Re: Man Kills Girlfriend With A Machete For Destroying His Mobile Phone (Pictures) by bagad: 8:38am On Jul 19, 2022
Try not to let emotions cloud your sense of reasoning and judgements

Being careful entails all safeties
Be in control of yourself

Conscience is for the cautious
Politics / Re: Osun Election: Remain Calm, We Are Studying Outcome – Oyetola Tells Supporters by bagad: 6:10pm On Jul 17, 2022
Very unpopular governor even in southwest.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sri Lanka: President Rajapaska Flees As Protesters Invade Residence by bagad: 10:27pm On Jul 09, 2022
Na fear dey kill Africans go so.
To protest now na so so fear.
And na out parent dey cause am, because many of them are just too scared to lose a child,
Na dem go First use phone calls kill their pikin even before protest starts here in Nigeria.
meanwhile old people self go dey this Sri Lanka protest so o, just like they do in other white countries
Oyinbo people knows how to fight for their rights.
Na why black often leaves it for God to come down and fight it for them against government wey Dem still dey claim say the people dey part of o. Fvcking shitty democracy my foot
Africa is meant to be behind in almost every good development. Despite being the most blessed mineral resources and other natural resourceful stuffs continent.
Afterall na Africa human life starts first na abi, before mass migrations for other settlements.
But as we no wan get development sense so.
Na why dem go help man wey no fit fvck him wife well, help am fvck am well, even if na rich man wife. Na why gateman dey knack their apako.

Na why na we near ape pass
Family / Re: Celebration As Nigerian Couple Welcomes Twins After 11 Years Of Waiting by bagad: 3:51pm On Jul 08, 2022
Pardon me for this.
I hope the babies are the man's biological own.
Or I hope they already have an agreement if they are not.
Because hmmnn
I believe in miracles, of course everyday na miracle self.
But make e no be like say I be bad belle for people wey I no know self.
Or make e no be like say I be enemy of progress.
So let's be guided
People are tired of getting too many bad news of men finding out they are not the biological father of this and that.
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Atiku Calls For Calm, Urges Reconciliation Process Be Given A Chance by bagad: 10:49am On Jul 08, 2022
Because Atiku knows wike got nowhere to run to.
Amaechi dey APC as next in line for presidency after another 8 years if Tinubu eventually win this one.
And Wike no go wan be figurehead.
So wike is in a more difficult situation than Atiku.
Moreover, Atiku is a notherner, he can end up winning this presidential election.
There's no manual for life.
Most people rarely choose their primary election counterparts as running mate.
Because a lot of bad blood exist between them even in the same party.
And telling Atiku to drop okowa is naturally a party breaking mechanism and a same party enemy making system.
So it's Atiku/Okowa.
Wike can remain a a national leader till his time comes if Atiku wins
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Storms Kuje Prisons by bagad: 1:33pm On Jul 07, 2022
Him na hurricane, wey dey storm.
Abi na tornado
Celebrities / Re: I Am Ready To Marry Kenneth Aguba - Nigerian Lady (Photos) by bagad: 1:39pm On Jul 06, 2022
Papichulostunne:
Na clout chaser Na clout chaser before you know ring dne enter her hand, snakey done enter cave, belle don rise like wetin dem add yeast.

Make una dey there dey talk.
na so o, Dem no know o.
Many of these pipo shouting clout chaser and all, Dem dey suffer o.
Everybody dey find way.
If the girl blow now, they will be the first to follow her on Instagram

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Education / Re: Ekpoma Indigenes Protest In AAU Over Sack Of Security Officers, Cleaners (Photo) by bagad: 1:36pm On Jul 06, 2022
Indigenously irrelevant.
Nobody owns the land pass government
Self entitlement most times na bigger problem for irrationals.
And some dey this protest so wey go plant to use am steal something around or oppress some people because of inferior complex.
Oga if dem sack you, Dem no like ur work ni, no die there.

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