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Business / Re: Best Forex Trading Platform In Nigeria by Balobest(m): 2:03pm On May 08, 2020
princeso2020:
Good morning folks, i hope you had a lovely weekend. Last week was very OK for me although i could not send but two trade calls on this platform that ended with reasonable profit. wishing you all more pips to your bank accounts, i could not send any trade calls earlier today because of internet issues but if you care to check check on XAUUSD Buying, AUDUSD Buying and EURGBP Selling my risk reward ratio 1:1 please if any of this pairs attract your attention and you want to join calculate your stop-loss and take profit yourself.

Trade Well

Please Bro, what broker do u trust in Nigeria for a beginner and with little opening fee.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Graduate Internship Online Test Invitation by Balobest(m): 3:19pm On Feb 21, 2020
kemcity:
Successful candidates will be attached to PETAN companies, not Shell

PETAN is body of Indigenous Oil and Gas Companies.

Most in PH. Some in Lagos.

Being retained is not automatic.
But about 40-50% of the interns get retained based on factors like:
1. Company's need at the time
2. Performance of the intern.

Just expect the best.
It's a great opportunity to build your career experience.

Thanks for the insight. Please I also need the past questions. My mail is bestofbalogun@gmail.com
Literature / Re: Theblessedman Wins June 5k Literature Award by Balobest(m): 2:23pm On Jun 11, 2018
I nominate TheblessedMan. He gave an unforgettable read in his story
Education / Re: 6 Nigerians Whose Names Are In Guinness World Record by Balobest(m): 9:23am On Mar 06, 2018
madridguy:
Them and them naaaa tongue the two fighting people of NL tongue

This is one of the reasons why I run away from Nairaland, because subconsciously it has affected my mind to always see things from a tribalistic point of view and this is killing the morality of we the youths that are supposed to come together to make Nigeria great. I strongly hope Seun and other MODS can find something to do about this because this is directly or indirectly affecting the future of us all.
My little kobo. cry cry cry
Education / Re: A Trillion-tons Iceberg, 4 Times The Size Of London Broke-off Antarctica(photos) by Balobest(m): 10:11am On Jul 15, 2017
Explorers:


Some scientist are with and some are against the fact that this can lead to rise in sea level after melting.

They claimed that the break off has claimed 10% of the ice shelf and that can hasten more glacial flowing into the ocean.



But to me personally, i believe that this can cause the ocean level to rise.

Just like filling a bucket with water, then drop 5kg of ice into it.

Its going to spill now abi


Pictured is what normal iceberg looks like, its floating and about 80% of the mass is underwater.

Now imagine something that's over over a trillion-tonne, 5800km2
Actually scientifically speaking, the water level will not rise. Since the ice pack was originally in water, it would have displaced its weight in the water. So even if it melts, it will just replace its normal weight in same water. Its expansion around 4•c is very small and almost insignificant.

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Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Balobest(m): 11:34am On Jul 14, 2017
Aaahh!!! Panting seriously. Hhmm hmmnn, finally I caught up. TheBlessedMan , u are 1 of the first 2 make me comment in lit section... May sango continue 2 strengthen u as u write this mesmerizing piece. But update quick ooo, make I no bribe sopona make e reason ur case or sango make e take ur left ball do suya. All the BEST boss.
Education / Re: Run Away From OAU Ile Ife If You Love Yourself by Balobest(m): 11:34pm On Jun 17, 2017
durentchigozie:
All the hype on Almighty OAU though, I thought their students experience no stress whatsoever. Afonja universities advanced secondary schools sha.... undecided
[img]https://media./images/17fb59b59b74ca8437d4f850c2dfe02f/tenor.gif[/img]
YeyePOBian... Plz mention of ur own universities that can compete with these so called Afonja unis.
Pls sir, I humbly beg... Talk with sense.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by Balobest(m): 5:43am On May 22, 2017
AlvanT:
Steer clear and harken to my voice as I declare my unyielding affection to my sweetheart.Hear Ye Maidens!Hear Ye Maidens! I shall have no carnal knowledge of you fledging ones for my empress is at nigh.God blessings and fare thee well.
Hahaahahaha... Nice curving bro... Na David villa I think say get finesse pass; but urs, I duff ma kangol.

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Celebrities / Re: Nnenna Offodile Dazzles In New Photos As She Unveils Project For Children by Balobest(m): 11:50pm On May 20, 2017
Am still scrolling in search of the paragon of beauty the OP mentioned... Or did I miss the pix?? grin cool cool

Business / Re: Sterling Bank Jokes About Manchester United And Got This Reply by Balobest(m): 3:09pm On May 11, 2017
Na wa ooo, bank wey no dey top 20 for naija self dey get mouth abuse pesin... Make una no go [b]hire wenger as manager weda him go fit help una hire beta social media team(hahahahahah). grin

Car Talk / Re: Dangote Sinotruk Rolls Out Trucks, Targets Local, Ecowas Markets by Balobest(m): 9:07am On May 01, 2017
Waooo... Even in auto industry? This Dangote is one of the best things to happen to this country...
I think I finally found myself a role model. Being useful for ur nation and humanity at large is the most fulfilled way to live.
Business / Re: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by Balobest(m): 8:27pm On Apr 30, 2017
Na lie all of una dey lie, na power bank jooor. Fast, phone friendly and reliable when NEPA do dier tin. wink tongue coolgrin

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Phones / Re: Man Tries To Troll Samsung. The Clapback Was Brutal (pictures) by Balobest(m): 7:57pm On Apr 22, 2017
This ain't no clapback, it's a SLAP-BACK. Savage everywhere.

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Career / Re: 5 Habits That Will Make You Poor For Life by Balobest(m): 2:59pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nice talk OP, I agree with all u said especially no 5, except for no 1, over stimulation of the brain. My reason being;
The brain is an advanced computer that learns on the job, the more u make use of it, the more it evolves and the better it becomes @ multitasking. According to study, its impossible for humans to make use of 30 talk less 50% of the brain's capacity, so the more u work and rest the brain intermittently, the more u improve ur IQ. Therefore over stimulation of the brain is almost not possible because ur body will breakdown before ur brain does.
My little take and findings.
Romance / Re: "She Is Mine Based On Logistics" Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Couple by Balobest(m): 12:29am On Apr 20, 2017
CaroLyner:
A minute silence for your brain
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm.......,....nnnnnn!!! Savage of the century. Baba, I lift my kangol.

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Transforming Falomo Under Bridge (Photos) by Balobest(m): 12:56am On Apr 19, 2017
Ehiscotch:
I'm sure you haven't lived in Lagos or urban areas. Bridges are a major infrastructure & for Lagos the transport sector is a key aspect.
Lagos has a dense population & if you have lived in Lagos you'd know that most of the workers spend an high percentage of their wage on transport alone courtesy of bad roads & poor transport network.
If Ambode can get the transport sector booming then Lagos my friend would be a mile ahead of Nigeria itself.
Lagos is already a few Kilometers ahead of Nigeria, so with d booming transport sector, it will be many miles not a mile ahead.
Computers / Re: What Productive Thing(s) Do You Use Your Laptop For ? by Balobest(m): 9:22pm On Apr 17, 2017
shedy03:

i use my laptop to earn a living. i do engineering designs, electrical building services.
Nice1 bro. I am interested in d@ engineering designs. What software do u run.
Celebrities / Re: Afoma Fiona Amuzie Iredu Is Pregnant With Her First Child (Photos) by Balobest(m): 6:33pm On Apr 17, 2017
Benekruku:




I just hope Flavour is not the father


Yy are u hoping... We all know it's flavour's hand-work or dvck-work
Food / Re: See What Ghanaian Egusi Soup Looks Like, Nigerians Comment. (screenshots) by Balobest(m): 6:04pm On Apr 17, 2017
ALAYORMII:
If its not Nigerian

It can't be like Nigerian





Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carries a Gun wherever he goes. One day he took his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion,the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the Lion,then it died!
Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must've shot the Lion...
Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story. Next patient please.
Romance / Re: 21 Modern Dating Etiquettes For Guys by Balobest(m): 11:51am On Apr 17, 2017
pocohantas:


Let me tell you something as a lady, Nigerian men would continue getting Basic1 sex styles till they learn to be more open minded.
Women wanna wow their men in the other room, but no one wants to be judged. No one wants her man wondering how many men she has spread the legs to various degrees for.

You arc that ass for a Nigerian man, instead of him to worship it...he pauses and starts wondering how many niggas you been arching it for. You give him a BJ and he starts asking how many guys you have given a BJ. Y'all ask too much gadamn questions!!!

Sadly, majority of you ask these questions not even to know a sister better, but to judge her.
Excuse me maam, who are u? U are 2.... real and I love u 4 d@.
Events / Re: Best Man Dozing Off At A Wedding Ceremony In Church (Photo) by Balobest(m): 11:32am On Apr 17, 2017
cheesy cool grin How u know d bachelor's eve was lit..... wink
Business / Re: Samuel Eto'o's Easter Gift To Tony Elumelu As He Visits Him (Photos) by Balobest(m): 12:55am On Apr 16, 2017
EXLOVER:
is now an mod?
Okay... Na Mod 4 nairaland. Is d@ ok 4 u.grin

Business / Re: Samuel Eto'o's Easter Gift To Tony Elumelu As He Visits Him (Photos) by Balobest(m): 12:50am On Apr 16, 2017
EXLOVER:
is now an mod?
Okay... Na Mod 4 nairaland. Is d@ ok 4 u.
Romance / Re: How Do I Get My Ex Back? Matured Responses Please. by Balobest(m): 12:36am On Apr 16, 2017
ztanleechima:
So we can't ask girls... HAVE U EATEN? In Nigeria
again?
Me: Have you eaten?
Girl: Nope.. I am broke.. Don't even have food
stuff.. Right now.. I Borrowed my friend's phone
to chat with u.. No money to fix my phone.. N my school fee sef. I used It To do a business and they
cheated me.. I don't know how to get the money
back.. All my friends that I trust.. Disappointed
me.. And my body is doing me somehow.. I hate
sickness. Especially when I am broke.. And my
landlord is on my neck.. But I have raise half of my rent.. Still looking for who will help me with
half.. I hate this life.. N I don't want to disturb my
parents.. For money.. I know we not too close and
I don't want to look like I am a beggar but I really
need help now.. Anything u can send.. Will send
my account number to u now.. Or I can come for the weekend if u send t.p
Me: Chai.. Babe.. I just ask if u don chop o.. I
didn't ask what the problem of your generation
is.... No vex.. NA ME LOOK FOR TROUBLE
Thread derailer... Well na still girl mata we dey talk all d same sha.

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Business / Re: Samuel Eto'o's Easter Gift To Tony Elumelu As He Visits Him (Photos) by Balobest(m): 11:11pm On Apr 15, 2017
GloriaNinja:
IS HE EVEN STILL A FOOTBALLER?
No ooo, he is now an MOD on nairaland
grin
cool cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Photos: Dino Melayes Security Car, Caravan, Wall Riddled With Bullets by Balobest(m): 11:05pm On Apr 15, 2017
Benekruku:
Staged Assassination!

So they did not vandalize any of his super cars and only a scrap caravan was damaged?



Dino should stage another assassination attempt with a different movie director
He should hire one of fast and furious directors.

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Celebrities / Re: Fan Begged Viktoh For Phone - See The Reply He Got From Him by Balobest(m): 2:46pm On Apr 15, 2017
cheesy
IamAirforce1:


When did he left YBNL?
Ur english shock me, I fall from okada... Choie
Science/Technology / Re: Made In Nigeria Remote Control Aircraft by Balobest(m): 3:16pm On Jun 03, 2015
AdeluwaTemi:
rubbish!
some ppl are just so brainless... must u comment, if u no comment u go die?..dem suppose dey do brain availability check b4 dem allow ppl 4 Nairaland..dis kind mumu 4 no dey.
Education / Re: You Are A Genius If You Have The Solution To This Equation. by Balobest(m): 5:17pm On Apr 05, 2015
fatdon2:
Op you can also slove mine.
the ans is 9.
Nairaland / General / Re: Origin Of Some Common Nigerian Pigin by Balobest(m): 9:28pm On Aug 19, 2014
smudge2079: Warri no dey carry last, if e get worst na 2nd to d last.
oga no b so, warri no dey carry last worst worst na first from back..
Education / Re: Share Your 2014 Waec Result Here,lets Celebrate Or Comfort You by Balobest(m): 2:06pm On Aug 12, 2014
Hurray... I had 9A and 3C in my waec result.... I mean my junior waec result..
Health / Re: How Much Sleep Is Enough Sleep!!! by Balobest(m): 10:02am On Aug 06, 2014
Aside breathing, sleeping is d only talent I have, I can do 48 hrs and still continue if not for hunger... grin

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