Endtime things

Rita Dominic! Rita Dominic!! Rita Dominic!!! How many times did I call u? Go and Marry

Ndume is a name of a stupid person, place or thing

Khd95:
What is ndume

YoungB1a:
Is dat a gold casket am seein

No it is a gold basket

Pls who knows d price of dpk as of today 15th sept. 2015.

Where is flavour? Food is ready

See force of gravity at work

searching4lovee:


GEJ INTENTIONALLY DECIDE TO PUNISH THE SOUTH WEST AND THE NORTH FOR VOTING GMB. THERE IS NO SCARCITY OF FUEL IN THE SS/SE ALL BECAUSE THEY VOTED PDP. NO WONDER THE IGBOS CALL HIM THEIR HERO. THE MORE YOU LOOK THE LESS YOU SEE. GEJ'S BODY LANGUAGE HAS SHOWN THAT HE CARES ABOUT ONLY THE IGBOS AND THE SS.


I HOPE THE IGBOS WONT CRY VICTIM WHEN THINGS DONT GO THEIR USUALL WAY UNDER GMB. THEY BETTER ENJOY THE REMAINING DAYS OF PDP WHILE IT LASTS

Searching4sense is what
U need

Jst as kerosine is '50 naira' a litre

baruwainfo:
Guys, I'm not getting d info I need here oooo.
Does it mean that no one has any idea about the car? This is urgent pls.

let me start with, Audi A4 is different 4rm Tiger face. Tiger face is Audu 1996 Model. Out of experience, It is a very strong car if u go 4 d right specifications. I've used direct Belgium Tiger face 4 close 2 3 yrs now no complaint. D cost was 650K dat was in 2012. Factory AC, 4 plugs and 5 speed manual transmission

Gbaghan:
If you post below me... You are a goat!

. U need a pyschiatrist

She is adding too much weight. She had better watch it.

Well, as for me, I must say I'm one of the lucky few. I have an angel for a wife.
I enjoy having 2 wake up every morning to see her beautiful face beside me.
I always look forward to coming home everyday because I know I'm going home to her.
I like the way she pampers me.
Oh yes, how can I forget the s3x without the guilt.
Infact, I'm happy being married and have never had any regrets.
I bless the day I found my loving wife.

My wife always wanted twins but I prefer one kid at a time.
Seems like most women prefer having twins 2 having one baby @ a time. I just don't understand it.
Having one is enough stress already.

Hmmmm
Still no comment...

pafestula: After answering his own.. Pls enlighting me on VW Jetta 2002, am hearing alot about it, and my sister who just got employ recently is planning to aquire one, and I dont know much about the pros and cons of that car. Pls from experience let me be convinced on what to tell her.. People told her that electrical fault is common to the said car, while some told me that its transmission issues, so she is thinking of 1999 Camry LE V4 auto. VS 2002 Jetta V4 auto. Thanks

Oga, pls open ur own thread n ask all d questions u want.

Guys, I'm not getting d info I need here oooo.
Does it mean that no one has any idea about the car? This is urgent pls.

Siena: I would love to help, if only you'd give the correct name. Audi "Tiger Face"? That means nothing to me, and perhaps others too.

I'm sure the name "Tiger Face" won't mean a thing to the Belgians either.

Sorry, Audi A4.
Thanks

Pls guys, I'm planning to buy Audi 'Tiger face'. I'm confused cos I've heard different things about the car and I need the assistance of those who know about the car. I need info about the price estimate, fuel consumption rate, durability and strength.
Your help will be highly appreciated as I'm making plans to purchase the car(direct Belgium) as early as next week.

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of
course), after an unusually hard day on the job.

You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up
into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the
hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t
know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have
been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart
attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating
improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However,these victims can help themselves by coughing
repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep
inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two
seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing
movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood
circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also
helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart
attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many
other people as possible about this. It could save
their lives!!

Mtcheeeeeeew

Priceless

I married my wife at d age of 30 and as at den I wasn't able to meet all my responsibilities. But by d grace of God and a very understanding and supportive wife I was able to scale through bc right now wit 2 sons I'm very comfortable absolutely comfortable. All u need is prayers, Grace of God and a virtuous wife. Jst like d bible says a good wife is a gift 4rm God and God's gift does not bring sorrow. In a nutshell money is not necessarily a major determinant for a good marriage.

soledadd: From male perspective i think as soon as a man feels the need to have a companion and can fend for the family, even if he cannot meet every need. As long as he gets an understanding and hardworking woman, he can go ahead, with time and God on their side, they will make it.

GBAM!

Joey82: @op

what level of broke are u talking here
u definitely cant take her on a drive when u dont have one
neither can u wash a car together, or is it an uncle's car u refering to?
go to a mall together? what will u be doing there without a penny in ur pocket?

Watching pple spend QED

Emmy9ite: Wow.! nice story. Only real men like us can do that! Op,if it is me,i will invite GuyB to live with us too!

Are u sure u are not d Guy B?

I addicted to fresh air

Alexander Phizz: Shout Jesus Save Me

If dis does not work, PREPARE TO MEET THY LORD

leslieu63: I feel so honored to be the third comment. All of
my hardwork and dedication has paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of
mine for many years, and I would like to thank
those who have helped me along the way. First
and foremost I would like to thank God for
giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to
thank my parents. I want to thank my dogs
wizkid and bingo, for being really fat and always there for
me. Next I would like to thank the squirrel dbanj that
lives in my backyard for climbing trees because
that gives me inspiration that I need to get
through the day. This is a special moment in my
life and I would like to thank any of my
unmentioned friends and family that have
helped me along the way. This moment will be a
moment that I will never forget. I just
remembered a few other people I would like to
thank; facebook,nairialand, my girlfriends and sugar mummies, the fish I caught in the third
grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t
be able to see the keyboard without it, the
internet for letting me go on facebook, my
house because without it I would be homeless,
and last but not least I would like to thank all
the people out there that actually took time out
of their day to read this. I cannot stress how
much of a big deal to me this is. I have been
trying to be the first comment on a post for
years, but that has not been possible until this
amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will
continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare
occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I
would say, you can achieve anything that you set
your mind on. To all the kids out there reading
this, I would like to tell them to follow their
dreams. Being the top comment is amazing,
thank you everyone!

Pls do we have computer section for patients in psychiatric hospitals? Because it's evident u are typing dis 4rm a psychiatric hospital.... Just my opinion

I think Union Bank is d best paying bank in d country right now. They are Big, Strong, Reliable

freechat: faroukious

. Faroukious indeed

Mtcheeeeew .... Make I go drink beer