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Celebrities / Re: Ese Eriata Fumbles On The Meaning Of B.Sc On International TV (Video) by Batiatus77(m): 11:30am On May 27, 2017
Davash222:
And she said broke guys shouldn't toast fine girl undecided

She's one of the reasons why they said fine girls lack brains.

I better toast ugly girl with brain than this.
...she even fine??
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Hosts Members From A Jewish Synagogue At His Residence In Abia. PICS by Batiatus77(m): 6:16am On May 26, 2017
IpobExposed:
Not up to 10 people. After all the noise about Donald Trump, British Citizen this shameless Liepod fool had to lie he is sick to be granted bail.
Shame no even dey their eye. No media speech for Nnamdi Cow again.
No radio Biafra from Nnamdi Cow again.

After insulting Jesus and calling for the death of Kumuyi some Liepod still worship this man.
...chaiiiii!!! U go don masturbate reach 3 rounds by now!! grin

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Celebrities / Re: Fan Gave Phyno A Portrait In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by Batiatus77(m): 6:08am On May 26, 2017
softwerk:
Local rapper! grin
...because he no de rap for Yoruba abi? Bin.go!
Crime / Re: Sunny Blu Opukiri, Gospel Artiste Assaulted By Police For Defending A Keke Rider by Batiatus77(m): 5:57am On May 26, 2017
[quote author=ikp120 post=56879405]You reserve your comment after quoting that long post? undecided undecided undecided [/quote
...I tire oh!!
Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Women Cheat? by Batiatus77(m): 5:30am On May 26, 2017
cold:
Hmmm..you need to take Okafor's Law of Congodynamics into consideration here. For the record, let me just state what the law states...

[b]Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞

It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."
Just like we say "water finds its level"
Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation.
In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. However, there is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.

In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is that.
A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever'
if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc[/b]..
...Okafor's law of Congodynamics? ..Oh Lord,wen are u coming back ?? grin grin
Education / Re: Nigerian Man Graduates From A US University With 2 Degrees In 4 Years. Photos by Batiatus77(m): 4:33pm On May 23, 2017
Congrats bro !!

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Celebrities / Re: Nyakim Gatwech, Model & The Moonshine Queen Of Dark (Photos) by Batiatus77(m): 4:13pm On May 23, 2017
AdonaiRoofing:
Beauty in black...lol

Contact us for all your roidung jobs and roif maintenanxe etc
.....contact u for..?? I don't even want to imagine how the job will be!!
Politics / Re: Katsina House Of Representatives Bye-Election Results: PDP Beating APC by Batiatus77(m): 5:54am On May 21, 2017
gberra:
Ijaw wailer, dey deceive yourself upandan. Inec will soon turn you into tears.
....so dats how u want to remain in power ?? Through inec?? If gej had manipulated inec ,will pmb smell dat seat??

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Crime / Re: Soldier Maltreats Civilian Near Nigeria Army Shopping Arena,oshodi, Lagos (photo by Batiatus77(m): 7:03pm On May 18, 2017
UrennaNkoli:
this picture is almost 2 years old na shocked. bloggers sef, nairaland mods sef angry

this same thing was on fp about 2 years ago. I can remember vividly but cant find the thread

anyway so ordinary army sergeant sef get mouth like this
....he is not a Sergeant, he is a lance corporal !!

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Politics / Re: Boy Scouts: Reno Omokri's Son Gets Promoted In Rank - Photos by Batiatus77(m): 10:39am On May 18, 2017
omenkaLives:
O'mockery Jnr. Please don't grow up to be like your father. His other name is Wendel Simlin. I bet he didn't tell you that. embarassed
....u don collect ur own wheelbarrow?? , u know na..ur youth empowerment programme grin

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Politics / Re: Boy Scouts: Reno Omokri's Son Gets Promoted In Rank - Photos by Batiatus77(m): 10:34am On May 18, 2017
Why is he looking like a Fulani herdsman in the first pix (courtesy of the trouser grin)
Celebrities / Re: Video Of Jane Emoka Lesbian Sex Leaks, Lady Behind Miss Anambra Cucumber Sextape by Batiatus77(m): 10:03am On May 17, 2017
sweeterman:
I don't think I'm the only one that came here to watch the sextape sad sad
..
If u look well ,u go see 110 likes.....na all of us be dat grin
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Who Attacked Logo In Benue State Arrested (Photo) by Batiatus77(m): 8:13am On May 16, 2017
Goldenheart:
grin

Na dem!
...its like u are obsessed with this Igbo/Afonja thing .....
Politics / Re: Swapped Boko Haram Commander Threatens To Bomb Abuja In New Video by Batiatus77(m): 9:39am On May 13, 2017
GodIsFoolish:


what's wrong with it?
....everything ! U might think u are smart now but I KNOW u are not
Politics / Re: "How President Muhammadu Buhari Was Poisoned" Compiled Paper Floods Abuja(Photo) by Batiatus77(m): 4:31pm On May 10, 2017
johnbuck81:
Nigerians are so illustrious..always making money from every possible means.
#Respect
...did u just say"respect"?? Do u know the kind of problem this people will cause if the literate northerners transmit this poo to the illiterate ones..? The people circulating this should be arrested asap!!
Crime / Re: Woman And Her Daughter Killed By 'Badoo' In Ikorodu. Graphic Photos by Batiatus77(m): 4:20pm On May 10, 2017
I don't get it...with all our security forces ,sh*t like this still happen.. RIP to the dead

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Hand Over Letter In February Vs Buhari's Hand Over Letter In May. by Batiatus77(m): 5:56am On May 10, 2017
"Office of the Coordinator- general "...." Coordinator -general of the federation " ...."Coordinator in Chief" .....hihihihihiiii
Politics / Re: President Buhari At The Mosque For Juma'at Prayers Today (Video) by Batiatus77(m): 6:12pm On May 05, 2017
FriendNG:
Chai some people will feel like dying today because of shame.
....You sound petty and childish...so we have descended to this level where a video of our president making a public appearance becomes elating news !! Did Nigerians vote him into office for all these his nonsense Houdini act?? We voted him for growth and progress ...not all these nonsense news of "President Buhari walks to prayer ground..... Video of President Buhari going to toilet by himself....."

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Crime / Re: Little Girl Tortured By Father For Watching TV In Neighbour's House Gets Help by Batiatus77(m): 2:48pm On May 05, 2017
nerilove:
How can? Instead of to send her to school, na to buy TV and GOTV for her. It's not right. It'll encourage her to watch more and forget school and other domestic chores. I'm not support of this
....I just wonder how you guys reason. She was not beaten because she went to a neighbor's place to study, besides she can still read WITH the TV hanging on the wall...So if they beat u for going to watch TV ,then they will come and buy books for u , u will be happy and be shinning teeth abi??...Besides, TV no dey ur house wen u de grow up ,e stop u from reading?? . Even if dem suppose pay her fees, they must also render help that relates to her trauma..because that incident will remain with the girl for as long she is alive

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Crime / Re: Zamfara Corper Declared Wanted By Modibbo Adama University Over N30m Scam (Pic) by Batiatus77(m): 11:19am On May 03, 2017
YonkijiSappo:


Flatron TV Headed copper has taken "development" to Yola by defrauding over 940 honest hardworking Students of their money.
Who says Igbus will ever be free from crime in this lifetime? - To whoever says such, I say...... "Stay there dey deceive yourself".
....I can't believe u are this daft ..all in the name of NCAN , u expose ur ignorance !! Is " chalokwo" an IBO name?? #mpama

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Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Nadia Buari's Twin Daughters by Batiatus77(m): 9:56am On May 03, 2017
Nixiepie:
Wow i love twins kiss
....I love em too , let's make some grin

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Crime / Re: Robbers Murder Driver, Passengers At Kateri On Abuja-Kaduna Expressway (Graphic by Batiatus77(m): 9:37pm On Apr 25, 2017
Bollinger:


It is no excuse to approve jungle justice. Of course the first human instinct is to want revenge but you cannot substitute that with a lawful means of solving anything. Falling prey to our base instincts will only result in the kind of society Nigeria has evolved into. A beastly, maniacal society where anything goes and where might is for some reason always right.
....if any of those passengers or the driver was ur brother , u won't be speaking all that ur "dogon turenchi" ( big grammar) ..Go and sit down already !!

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Crime / Re: Robbers Murder Driver, Passengers At Kateri On Abuja-Kaduna Expressway (Graphic by Batiatus77(m): 9:34pm On Apr 25, 2017
Tazdroid:


BEATEN UP? OK

ROASTING? EXTREME

..or which type of lynching were u referring to?
...Bros,nothing is "extreme" when it comes to dealing with armed robbers ...
Romance / Re: All These Ladies With Tattoos On Their Bodies, Get Far Away From Me by Batiatus77(m): 8:26am On Apr 24, 2017
czarr:
To those over sabi gehs above that think nobody has the right to express their opinion over what a set of people do with their lives just because "if you don't like it look for someone else" by that logic nobody can criticize again.

*If you don't like this BuHarry Govt travel and find one that suits you and don't tell govt how to run their lives

*if you don't like our educational system don't complain or criticize go and find another educational system and leave this one alone, don't teach them how to run their education. Or

*if you don't like bad roads don't criticize them shut up and find a road you like cos there are so many roads out there.

I smell fish brains.

...Ogbeni, there is a big difference between criticizing and forcing ur opinion down people's throat ....Op sounds like a dictator and a control freak
Family / Re: Woman, 23 Stabs Female Neighbour For Mocking Her Over 65-year Old Hubby (pic) by Batiatus77(m): 6:06am On Apr 22, 2017
IpobExposed:
All this IPOB and bad news
... are u sure u are OK?? and how u escape ban remains a mystery to me..
Health / Re: The Eyes & The Vagina Don't Need Cleaning Up Regularly by Batiatus77(m): 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2017
Omotayor123:
Virginiashocked
Where is the pixgrin
... Virginia!... Francisca nko? grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ayanda Mabulu's Painting Of Mandela & Zuma Having Sex Causes Outrage (Pics) by Batiatus77(m): 4:03pm On Apr 21, 2017
Ars longa, vita brevi...!

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