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 Romance / Re: Love Does Not Ask Us To Be Perfect by Ben13: 5:17pm On Sep 27, 2011 |
Then, it can be said that Love is only for those who are not sensitive. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos-benin by Ben13: 4:29pm On Sep 27, 2011 |
Story incomplete! Story would have been better if told this way:  An old woman inside a bus heading to Lagos from Calabar told the driver "Driver, if u reach Benin stop me o!" The driver noded and shortly afterwards she shouted again, "My children, she una don hear wen I tel am o!" Everybody responded "YES MA". On the long journey to Lagos, most of the passengers slept but this woman hardly blinked throughout the journey. Little did anyone know she does not even know Benin. So, no one remembered to tell her when they got to Benin. After several hours of driving, Lagos was close by and Benin, of course was hours behind. Suddenly, the woman then asked "Driver you neva reach Benin? "Oh!" The driver exclaimed and said "Madam, Benin is hours behind us". The woman started crying "Take me back to Benin!!!" Surprisingly, the driver made a U-turn and headed back to Benin. On reaching Benin hours later, the driver told the woman and expected her to alight from the bus. But the woman simply opened her hand bag, removed a card of Panadol, removed two tablets from it and swallowed with some water from the bottle she was holding. Then she smiled and said to the driver "My daughter said if I reach Benin, I should take Panadol. Oya! Let us go to Lagos". |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Stop Laughing by Ben13: 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2011 |
I think we've seen this before. .  Still funny tho. . Keep them coming. |
| Politics / Re: Ijaw Militants To Boko Haram: “Enough Is Enough” by Ben13: 11:50am On Sep 27, 2011 |
hehe. . .Too much Hollywood movies. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Loooooooool by Ben13: 10:51am On Sep 27, 2011 |
keep 'em coming. .  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 10:06am On Sep 27, 2011 |
Why singles are thin ? and why married men are fat? Just because the single, when he goes back home, he opens the fridge, he says "yuck !", and he goes directly to bed. While the married man, when he returns home, he looks in the bed, he says "yuck !", and he goes to the fridge. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Some Silly Questions Pple Ask These Days by Ben13: 10:02am On Sep 27, 2011 |
Good joke. . .keep the "silly questions" coming. lol |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 10:01am On Sep 27, 2011 |
Two soldiers were training: -Why have you joined the army ? "Because I'm single and I like war , And you ? I am married and I wanted peace. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 9:53am On Sep 27, 2011 |
An 8yesar old boy was accused of rape in court; his lady lawyer holds his dick saying, 'Ur honor, can this 8years old dick rape? 'The boy whispers, ' don’t shake it aunty, we will lose d CASE. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Presidential Election Trial: INEC Insists That Jonathan Won by Ben13: 9:08am On Sep 27, 2011 |
hehe. . . We WON!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Get Urself A Razor! by Ben13: 4:34pm On Sep 26, 2011 |
hehe. . .the priest has a pair of eyes that can perform the functions of a telescope. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by Ben13: 4:29pm On Sep 26, 2011 |
lol Studio, once again, has shared one of his life experiences. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Ben13: 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2011 |
Is CHUCK a comedy series?  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Ben13: 10:07am On Sep 22, 2011 |
Nairaland does not condone public insults, pls. nice joke, Studio |
| Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants To Work With Army Against Boko Haram Attack by Ben13: 2:26pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
lol Fresh air!!! |
| Events / Re: Happy Birthday R231, Drop Your Wishes For Him. by Ben13: 11:36am On Sep 21, 2011 |
Happy birthday. . |
| Culture / Re: Should Nigerians Be Proud Of Speaking Pidgin English? by Ben13: 11:34am On Sep 21, 2011 |
I am surprised so many people likes this. Personally, I hate pidgin. Some of the words are annoying to moi. Seriously. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Baby On Da Bus by Ben13: 10:32am On Sep 19, 2011 |
Cool joke. . keep 'em coming. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Federal Government Award by Ben13: 10:32am On Sep 19, 2011 |
hehe. . what goes around, comes around. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Public Toilet Wahalla! by Ben13: 10:20am On Sep 19, 2011 |
Lol I'm only happy that the joke was funny to you at least. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Best Excuse 4 Missing Work 2day by Ben13: 9:50am On Sep 19, 2011 |
hehehe. . .the woman is an iron. She was still able report to work. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Patronize Central Hotel Ibadan For Maximum Comfort And Security by Ben13: 9:41am On Sep 19, 2011 |
hehe. . . u hail from Ibadan? |
| Education / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe University (unizik) 2011/2012 Admission Statue/list Is Fully Out. by Ben13: 9:36am On Sep 19, 2011 |
where is the link? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Matter by Ben13: 9:28am On Sep 19, 2011 |
Lol the woman knows where she hangs out. . |
| Romance / Re: Is It Every Husband That Deserves A Lady's Virginity? by Ben13: 6:05pm On Sep 16, 2011 |
hmm. . .good article. Was Samuel thinking he would come back to meet his "virgin mary" still a virgin and unmarried, that he travelled without do-ing? Just asking. . . |
| Romance / Re: It's Hard Being A Hot Guy by Ben13: 4:21pm On Sep 16, 2011 |
It's really hard. |
| Romance / Re: Pls Help, My Cousin Said She Loves Me by Ben13: 4:15pm On Sep 16, 2011 |
Aww. . .sowi I don't have the time to read all coments, maybe you've clarified this. But in some tribes, this is not incest. . you can love her back. |
| Romance / Re: My First Massage by Ben13: 4:12pm On Sep 16, 2011 |
Everyone must be seeing stupidity blooming from your post, but I see creativity. Nice article, you can make a good columnist in one of those romance magazines. . . It's a great career. |
| Romance / Re: Lust In Translation by Ben13: 4:03pm On Sep 16, 2011 |
It's more fun, I think. Especially when you don't have in-laws to give explanations, as to why you chose him/her outa millions 'in the market'. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Attention! The Spread Of Diabetes In Romantic Relationships. by Ben13: 3:59pm On Sep 16, 2011 |
Best rubbish, today. |
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