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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Employability Of International Students Part 2 by bhumeeus: 1:41pm On Aug 09, 2013
i need responses plzzzzzz.....its actually coursework research. Your replies will be appreciated.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Employbility Of International Students Part 1 by bhumeeus: 1:40pm On Aug 09, 2013
i need responses plzzzzzz.....its actually coursework research. Your replies will be appreciated.
Jobs/Vacancies / Employability Of International Students Part 2 by bhumeeus: 9:54am On Aug 08, 2013
After studying abroad, how do you think employers peceived your qualification? To what extent have you been able to achieve career satisfaction.
Jobs/Vacancies / Employbility Of International Students Part 1 by bhumeeus: 9:46am On Aug 08, 2013
Whilst studying abroad,did you think your international qualification will impact ur employability? In other words, did you think you will find it easy getting a job on your arrival to Naija? Was that the case when you arrived? What challenges have you faced entering the Nigerian Labour market?
Health / Re: My Pre-eclampsia Story. by bhumeeus: 4:45pm On Apr 25, 2012
Dear Poster, I pray that God will continue to strengthen you and your wife. I really feel for her and I pray that very soon, another baby will come to wipe away her tears.

I had preeclampsia as well last year. I must say its one of the worst pregnancy experiences to have, I would never wish it to my enemies. I just thank God I live in the UK,it may have been another story.I had been attending scans upon scans and they kept telling me my baby was smaller than normal.We had just moved to another city and I was advised to continue with frequent scans there, the 2nd time i went for the scana, the guy called in about 4 consultants to read the results. Said the blood flow in placenta was too high, referred me to another unit to have my bp checked and i was advised to stay just 1 night in the hospital.1 night turned to 4 nights and they just had to deliver the baby when my bp wasnt coming down. I had just clocked 29weeks and 1day exactly. my baby was less than 1kg when she was born. But thank God for their good health facilitis here.She clocked one lastweek wednesday and I can only be grateful to God.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Says Pray Btw 11p.m To 1 A.m by bhumeeus: 12:53pm On Jul 02, 2009
I got it as well, Everyone in my office is dozing as I speak cos they all stayed up praying from 11pm to 1am, As for me, I slept quite late and I said my normal prayer including what was said in the text.Even Nigerians abroad got this text oo, U can imagine how many ppl got that text yesterday.
Career / Java/j2me Applications by bhumeeus: 10:33am On Jul 01, 2009
I work for a telecomms company and we're currently looking for someone who can write the J2ME applications on mobile phones.

If you can,pls email me asap with ur CV and other relevant docs on bunmi@sulphurtel.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Java Application Writer Needed Asap! by bhumeeus: 6:15pm On Jun 30, 2009
Hi all,

Can u write the J2ME Application?I need you ASAP.Send your CV to bunmi@sulphurtel.com
Romance / Re: Girls:can You Fight Your Fellow Girl Because Of Boy. by bhumeeus: 12:33pm On Jun 29, 2009
lailai, never, impossible, No man is ever worth fighting for.Especially if u aint marriend to him.
Family / Re: They Want Him To Marry A Dead Girl by bhumeeus: 1:35pm On Apr 08, 2009
smooooooth:

the family is just hurt, prolly they werent happy she got pregnant at the wrong time/way. i mean b4 marriage, and its possible she was yet to acheive certain things b4 the guy got her pregnant. and now she died having the babies, its a double tragedy!!

the guy shld just go hide his face for now, its too early asking for his kids, as his face must really be disgusting to look at for now, maybe till the hurt dies or time heals their wound. if it was my sister, he wont only marry the corpse, he will be buried with it, to proof he loves her enuf!!!! f**king gay.



The problem is,the guy was willing to marry the girl when he found out she was pregnant but the girls family objected.The girl's dad is late and she was living with her mum who didnt have a sole say on her affairs without the consent of her late husband's family.

We neighbours and friends are of the opinion that if the family had allowed the guy married the girl,she probably wont have died cos we believe she died due to inadequate health care provided by the hospital.We believe the guy would hve taken her to a better hospital cos he was there all though for her.He visited often and he provided money for her prepping for childbirth.Its unfortuntae things turned out this way
Family / Re: They Want Him To Marry A Dead Girl by bhumeeus: 12:19pm On Apr 08, 2009
Ok, for your information, the late girl was my friend not the guy, I just thought this case absurd reason I posted.Honestly,the guy's family is so so confused, I bet they've never ever encountered such a scenerio in their lives.I fear the guy may run away sef, [b][/b]
Romance / Re: Can U Pack Condoms In Your Husband's/bf's Travel Bag? by bhumeeus: 3:34pm On Apr 07, 2009
sistawoman:

Hell to the NO!!!!!

If my husband/bf was so inclined as to cheat on me while traveling then I would think that he would at least respect me enough to get a condom and use it.

But under it all lies an even greater concern. The lack of trust.

If I was a male and found that my wife/gf had packed condoms in my travel bag I would be highly upset that she is so distrustful of me that she would do that.

If you cant trust your man to stay faithful while traveling then why the hell are in a r/s with him.

I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever dream of packing condoms in his bag for him. If i ever did that the r/s is over.

@sisterwoman, na fight
Romance / Can U Pack Condoms In Your Husband's/bf's Travel Bag? by bhumeeus: 2:54pm On Apr 07, 2009
Was at a friend's bridal shower and an argument came up.

Some girl said she'd rather pack condoms in her husband's bags when he wants to travel instead of him giving her stds, Some girls supported while the others said it was encouraging the man to be unfaithful.What do'u think??
Romance / Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by bhumeeus: 2:41pm On Apr 07, 2009
If I catch u, mo ma do e pa!! shocked shocked shocked
Family / They Want Him To Marry A Dead Girl by bhumeeus: 2:37pm On Apr 07, 2009
My late friend is calabar + christian.She was dating this yoruba guy who was muslim.She got pregnant at some point and the guy was ready to marry her but her late dad's family wont agree to that because of his religion (maybe plus the tribe sef).My friend had a set of twin girls 2weeks ago but unfrotunately she died a few hours after child birth. cry cry cry

Now the late girl's family wont allow the guy have any right over the babies talkless of claiming them. Their reason being that he wasnt married to their daughter, and he's not recognized as their inlaw.

Now they've given him a condition that he must do marital rites on the girls corpse(as in formally marry d dead girl) if he's gonna see his kids again(talkless of fathering them).

IN THIS JET AGE!!!
Jokes Etc / Second Opinion by bhumeeus: 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2009
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and
the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe
was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important
part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a
new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need,
a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, size
44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years! "the tailor said. Joe tried
on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's
see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, That's right, how
did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years.

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,

"How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said,


"Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see, size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and
give you one hell of a headache."


New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Romance / Re: She Dis-virgined Me At Age 6 Now She Still Wants To Sleep Wit Me. by bhumeeus: 1:36pm On Mar 27, 2009
dammiecool:

@poster
u tried 2 avoid her/
u went 2 her house/
Guy ure no well wetin find go her house?
d truth is ure interested.

No mind d guy o, now came to NL to report himself.If u dint want, u wont have called her talkless of going to her house, its ur choice, if u want,do it if not then dont, you dont have to ask us for permission.
Romance / Silverbird Cinema Now A Hub For Ashewos by bhumeeus: 4:09pm On Mar 25, 2009
I was reading a thread about girls begging for popcorn from well dressed guys who seemed to have come alone, and it reminded me of my friend's experience.

He was at the cinema and there was this dancing thingy going on so he joined in. He happened to really dance with this particular babe and when he was going home she said she was ready as well so he decided to drop her off, Just as they entered, na so the babe say 5k.5k for what, he asked and she says.A quickie in the car is 5k, spending the night will cost 10k.

Omo,sharply,my guy told her to come down, say im wan do am favor by dropping her off.

CAN U IMAGINE!!
Romance / Re: What Can You Not Tolerate In A Relationship? With Reasons Please by bhumeeus: 3:01pm On Mar 20, 2009
For me to be in a relationship with a guy, obviously he should be neat, without the likes of BO and MO and good in that other area as well.

I can take about every other thing from a guy but lies.A liar is capable of cheating u,cheating on you and doing every other thing you hate without your knowledge, yet playing it cool with you.Ofcourse its until you find out you know your perfect bf wasnt perfect afterall.
Family / Re: Reasons For Wife's Lockup To Husband? by bhumeeus: 2:55pm On Mar 20, 2009
MRbrownJAY:

how are we suppose to know?! you are the one married to her and sleeping in her bed every night,
why dont you sit down and have a mature conversation with her and sort it out like two adult should.
if you can't even have an open communication with your wife then i dont think you should be married together.


I wonder ooo!
Romance / Re: I'm In Trouble Pls Help! by bhumeeus: 2:45pm On Mar 20, 2009
I hate men who are confused and cant make a decision for themselves.What happens after you get married?Na your wife go dey help you make your decisionsY should you even have 4 girlfriends??upon which you dont know which one to select to marry, Na God go help you!!!

You better sort yourself out and dont bring questions like this to NL for people to help u with.
Romance / Re: Your Boyfriend - How To Understand Him Better by bhumeeus: 2:12pm On Mar 20, 2009
Poster, the problem is when you write a long post that doesnt really relate to your topic and worse still u add a link, u just kill people's enthusiasm, so next time ,compose something more interesting,short without hyperlinks that are boring
Romance / Re: I Love My Darling So Much: But This Crunch: by bhumeeus: 1:59pm On Mar 20, 2009
Orikinla:

How I thank the Almighty God for your man to have such a very wise woman like you.
Most of the women in Nigeria do not care or do not know how to help their men in dire straits.
A typical Nigerian girl or woman will prefer to milk you dry and moves on to look for another victim to suck.
Most of them are totally ignorant of the meltdown of the Nigerian capital market.
Exceptions like you are quite rare.

Orikinla, o n be!!!The babe dint even indicate if she was dating the guy in question or they were married before u jumped to judge all girls/women in nigeria.

Are u a victim or what??

FYI,not all girls leave when things are hard, meanwhile not all guys stay with their babes when things get rosy(forgetting aw she suffered with them when things were hard).But my thinking actually is that this girl is married, atleast from her profile name,and ofcourse she's got to stick for better and for worse.She's just doing whats expected of her as a wifey.
Romance / Re: Should We Go Back To Those Days by bhumeeus: 9:54am On Mar 19, 2009
Please dont even try it, The babe knew how much you loved her but apparently (maybe)there was someone in the corner she was gunning for, Now the person's left her or bleeped her up and she's remembering you.We ladies have a problem.We never want to be alone, but then we act foolishly,instead of going for someone who's got genuine feelings for us, we go for the smooth talker who'll come brain wash us and take his leave after jis done.

What makes you think if someone else comes she wont leave u again, or that situation cant repeat it self, Y did she have to wait 2 whole years to start calling you back?U need need am my brother, this is an advise I'd give my younger bro, dont stop receiving her calls,dont call her back all the time, but then dont be a dog that'll go back to its rotten vomit after 2 years,ABEG!!!
Romance / Re: How Do I Carry On? I Can't Cope Anymore! by bhumeeus: 9:47am On Mar 19, 2009
Please free the babe, She really isnt worth all these emotions you're showering on her.The idea is that you're hurt,ofcourse you should be, you loved her.But then when a girl behaves like that,then its time you moved on,

Go do something with yourself, A course or something, Studying should take your mind off stuff.Or go and have some fun mehn, U never know, you might meet someone sweeter and better, Just free am jor.

A word is enough for the wise,no go carry wetin nor b your own in the process of squeezing ur neck for this girl.

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