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I toast a lady in our area, i tell her "lets go to our house" but she said no. see our village and she said no, all she think was i am trying to use that oppotunity to have sex with her. but one day we meet at a show in a hotel and what happen that day(only God knows).
now the girl is pregnant and she is looking for me up and down but cant find me, everytime she keep on google on her phone "where is helsinkie" and all she could see is helsinkie is the current city of finland. now she get her flight ticket to finland and she is looking for me over there.

ON the last day, many people will laugh(including me), many people will cry (excluding me). do you know why? on that day when they play your video and it show +18(angels only), my brother kindly go to where you belongs to (hell fire) or angel gabriel will start shouting "who is the actor in this video, do you want GOD to get angry, do you want me to call your name or what? i will call your name oooh, i will call [blih............!!!!!!!!]" (hahahaaaa) all will be on you.

The best time you start to know and like the way NEPA on and off their light is on judgement day and when GOD play your video and it start to display "parental guide(PG)+18" and suddently NEPA take off their light, its at that time you will start to shout "UP NEPA!!!"

1._-I saw a noticed of a missing dog with a number to call when the dog is found. i call the number and said i did not see it.
2._-If you want to know how marriage look like, delete all your songs and leave only one song and be listening to it everyday.
3._-Girl: have you see my message?
Boy: is it the want you say i should sent you money?
Girl: yes honey.
Boy: i did not see it.
4._-_ having a sim card is not the problem, the problem is having text like: dear costumer #100 have been deduct from your account for the plan you tell your friends that you are going to subscribe. kindly go and subscribe to enjoy more.

1._-_when am bored i always call the police just to tell them that: "i know who killed jesus"
2._-_marriage is like JAMB you will be admiring uni-lag and later end up inibadan poly.
3._-_ i don't like people who can't let go the past. especially people am owing them money.
4._-_only in nigeria a person will buy#50 super glue just to gum #20
5._-_please who bring the idea of buying bread when returning from a journey.
6._-_how network provider usually attack people this days.: to copy this tune for free press 1 (after youpress 1) dear costumer the free tune have finished the 1(one) you press subscribe #100 tune for you. thank you for choosing this network.
7._-_egg is now #100 in nigeria, please i want to know if the fowl lay the egg through operation or in labour room?
8._-_being hated is not something new to me, i once appeared on the list of noise makers when am absent from school.

Goemai tribe come from plateau state, live in qua'an-pan and shendam local government

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