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Religion / Re: How Have Prophecies Affected Your Life? by callash: 10:11pm On Nov 05, 2012
i was @ a friend's place to design some of my outfit when his pastor came to bless the place and being a very friendly and sometimes restless guy,the pastor got to me after blessing everyone..he said,dont abort the pregnancy ur girl is carrying..God is going to give U 4 kids and if U abort 1,U have killed one of the four..I just laugh say is this man crazy,where is this pregnancy from cos i dont really have sex,I masturbate more and my so called girlfriend is FARAWAY IN AMERICA..SMH
Family / Re: Is Low Self Esteem A Result Of Parental Upbringing Or Personality? by callash: 12:20am On Nov 03, 2012
lool
seedord247: I think its from the parents.

For i.e.. Check yoruba kids... Hardly you see a yoruba kid that doesnt know how to cursed bcus thats what their parents used in bringi g them up.

Check igbo kids... Hardly you see a igbo boy that does not know how to lie or steal from age 8. Thats why you see them turning drug pushers when they grow up.

Check benin and calabar kids..... Being a frnd of this tribe.... They hardly discipline their kids if they do something wrong.. They give thier kids freedom of speech in family matters while they are very young, their folks even do some nasty things in front of thier kids.... Thats why you see calabars and benin girls all over the street of lagos asking for pay as you f**ck.
Jobs/Vacancies / Un,ecowas,au by callash: 11:12pm On Oct 28, 2012
WHAT ARE THE POSSIBILITIES FOR GETTING A JOB IN EITHER OF THESE INSTITUTIONS..ANYONE WITH USEFUL INFORMATION SHOULD PLEASE FILL ME IN
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by callash: 12:47am On Oct 28, 2012
i love getting high on weed most times,then listen to songs on my GS3,i also take that time to think and reflect,i pick my mistakes,i give myself kudos,i apologise,i cry,i laugh..BEING ALONE IS SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HAVING COMPANY,ITS EVEN MORE PRETTIER WHEN U ARE HIGH ON WEED(SO FAR YOU ARE NOT THE VIOLENT TYPE)
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by callash: 12:43am On Oct 28, 2012
U are an exhibitionist..i also do it but not all the time
Dextra: I'm glad you brought up this topic because I've been dying to know if other people do weird things I do too. I go stark naked when I'm at home alone. My clothes suddenly feels so uncomfortable to me and I end up losing them one after the other. I just walk around NAKED feeling so divine, natural and content! Please tell me other people do this too!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by callash: 12:42am On Oct 28, 2012
back then i used to masturbate ALOT WHENEVER IM ALONE..i could do 3 to 5 rounds in a day but now,i just try to do some better like read or something cos that act's started to affect my sexuality(dont find sex as fulfilling as masturbation
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by callash: 12:39am On Oct 28, 2012
i do so alot
semid4lyfe: I talk to myself a lot. . .I've even unconsciously done it in the midst of people and while walking on the road
Romance / Re: Sex Is More Spiritual Than Physical by callash: 12:21am On Oct 21, 2012
oh boy,ive slept with over 500ladies in my lifetime mehn
190-the-clown:
if sex is spiritual that means im soul tied to as many as over 50women shocked shocked
Phones / Re: Glo's All Expense Paid Trip To Manchester Scam by callash: 1:19am On Oct 20, 2012
I SWEAR MTN SHOULD BE SANCTIONED..WTF..DO THEY THINK NIGERIANS ARE FOOLS
CGKing: I knew it. Bloody liars. I krpt telling ppl sll these promos they do r nothing but crap. I knew they use their relatives earlier, have them smile at the cam and settle them later. Guy, am with u on this. They will get a taste of the nigerisn social media.

That bloody airplane disaster promo posses me off anytime I see it. These guy have no restraint.
Romance / Re: Name One Bad Habit Your Partner Has? by callash: 10:56pm On Oct 14, 2012
1..SHE IS MAD
2..I LOVE IT
realsammie: 1. whenever we have any serious misunderstanding, she starts callin her toasters & ex.
2. she must use my hand 4 pillow b4 she can sleep
Romance / Re: Name One Bad Habit Your Partner Has? by callash: 10:54pm On Oct 14, 2012
I LOVE UR GIRL..MAKE WE CHANGE NOW...I LOVE PDA DIEE
tunapawizzy: She's always displaying affection publicly..touching ma nose, my ears , cleaning ma face even when ders nothing to clean der,at times adjusting my trouser zips/buttons BUT as a crude Yoruba boy shame dey always catch me
Politics / Re: Massive Security At US Embassy In Abuja (Pictures) by callash: 9:55pm On Sep 14, 2012
Eazee-e:
Now d americans wil realise how important d likes of George Bush are 2 america. Obama has really a strong challenge b4 him. Either 2 act or just watch d almajiris n end up loosing d election
If Obama dare react violently..This might PROBABLY SPARK THE WAR TO END THE WORLD
Politics / Re: Massive Security At US Embassy In Abuja (Pictures) by callash: 9:37pm On Sep 14, 2012
I SWEAR THIS IS THE BEST IVE READ FROM ANYONE IN A WHILE
na2day!:
Obama's support for Arab's spring is coming home to roost!
You cant force democracy on these people, they need a strongman with a strong stick to keep them in line!
Ghaddafi, Mubarak et al are gone!
The Islamic fundamentalists have taken over!
America! welcome to Arab's winter angry

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Politics / Re: Army GOC Batters Truck Driver At Tincan Port by callash: 9:51pm On Sep 13, 2012
U GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT THESE TRUCK DRIVERS ARE CAPABLE OF DOING..I WORK AT THE PORT AND I WORK WITH THE THESE DRIVERS.MOST OF THEM ARE RECKLESS AND VERY STUBBORN,THEY ACT DELIBERATELY THINKING THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Innocence Of Muslims: The Film That Sparked Riots In Libya by callash: 8:32pm On Sep 13, 2012
Antivirus92: They have no God so they are fighting for their god. Muslims fools! Wait for more of those movies!
GOD WILL PUNISH YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION..BASTARD
Health / Re: Just Confirmed I Am HIV Positive by callash: 10:29pm On Sep 11, 2012
hmmm,
Man,this is a real serious one..I dont pray it happens to me but if it does,i would gladly pray for God to take my life.i"m not so sure but if i'm strong enough,I MIGHT COMMIT SUICIDE..I feel ur pains..i swear,i do..May the God Lord be with you

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