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Family / Re: Please Read,ur Help Is Needed. by Callotthi: 5:55pm On Jan 25, 2013
Welcome! kiss

*belches*
Family / Re: Please Read,ur Help Is Needed. by Callotthi: 5:48pm On Jan 25, 2013
Mu he he he he he he

*belches*
Family / Re: True Life Story:17/01/13 Will Remain An Unforgettable Memory In Her Life. by Callotthi: 5:29pm On Jan 25, 2013
I don't believe in 'prayers' o.
Instead of wasting time. . . go and meet the governor of your state to sponsor treatment abroad. kiss
I believe in science, not religion. kiss
All the best.

If the 'God' you serve can make such a thing happen. . . I doubt 'he' is in the mood for prayers TO SAVE YA.
I will NEVER worship or pray to such a 'Chrislamic' God OF MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM! kiss
Family / Re: Is Beating Or Purnishing A Child D Best Way Of Correction? by Callotthi: 4:53pm On Jan 25, 2013
sexydiva21: Thanks I concur

Amen!!! kiss
Family / Re: Is It Right To Help My Friend Wife To Zip Her Cloth Zip From Behind by Callotthi: 4:48pm On Jan 25, 2013
Tell am to hellep you zip your 'front' too! Haba!!! grin
Family / Re: Names That Make One Looks Older Than His Age by Callotthi: 4:46pm On Jan 25, 2013
Appolonia!!! grin

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Family / Re: Is Beating Or Purnishing A Child D Best Way Of Correction? by Callotthi: 4:42pm On Jan 25, 2013
It is your child, not mine.
Only frustrated parents use violence to discipline children.
Upon all the beating all over AFRICA. . .the children have turned out worst than SHEEP!
No electricity, no water, no schools, no FREE ELECTIONS. . . NOTHING.

Boys grow up. . .the punch their wives!
Girls grow up. . . they slap their husbands!

What is accomplished? Nothing but bottled up anger waiting to explode! grin

GOD BLESS H-AMERICA JARE!!!

If your pikin rotten under ya nose. . . beating can never solve it! YOU ARE A POOR PARENT TOO LAZY TO BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL.

Yes, they should be punished. . .any other way but with violence and verbal abuse!!! kiss
Family / Re: Must Couples Sleep In The Same Room? by Callotthi: 4:06pm On Jan 25, 2013
Back to my own bed at last!
Thank my Agnostic Gawwwwwwd for 'H-OPEN' marriages! cool
The next time a man gets into my bed again is on VALENTINE'S DAY! wink
And it ain't da husband! He has collected his own shaaaaai 'this week'!
Time to 'rest' the poohsie! wink

NA BED WE GO CHOP? ABI NA BETTER BLOKOS WITH CAAAAAAAAAAAASH! grin

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Family / Re: White Parent Or Black Parent? Who Treat Their Kids Better ( Funny Facts) by Callotthi: 3:55pm On Jan 25, 2013
Family / Re: My Nigerian Marriage Certificate by Callotthi: 3:46pm On Jan 25, 2013
NIGERIAN MARRIAGE NA WAYA!
Wharrrah backward society! Everything na stress! cheesy
God bless the WHITE RACE!!!

God bless H-AMERICA JARE!!! grin


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEbBizS7VYM


If you say I DON'T. . .SIMPLE MATTER TOO!!! grin I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE H-AMERICA!!!


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Family / Re: When Will You Allow Your Daughter To Use Make-up? by Callotthi: 3:43pm On Jan 25, 2013
Any more pretty babies? cool
Family / Re: Why Feel Sad That You'r Not Married!? by Callotthi: 3:27pm On Jan 25, 2013
Can't say If I would feel bad or not. . . sooooooooooooooo HAPPILY married. grin
But, it is my experience that the single are ALWAYS jealous of the married even if unhappily married.
Married people are NEVER jealous of single people. . .no matter 'ow miserable, because:
THE MOST MISERABLE MARRIAGE IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE SWEETEST DIVORCE PACKAGE!!!

As women get older. . . they begin to compete for 'marital space' with the younger generation of 'desperadoes'.
Who wanno compete for a man's attention with an 'an-us'? grin
The older women get. . .the 'rougher' it is! grin

They say it is a man's world. . .till VIAGRA FADES!!!



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Or till 'toto' water dry! grin

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