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Politics / Re: The Real Picture Of Made In Nigeria Robots. by Chris95(m): 9:36am On Jul 29, 2013
I could get this 4 my younger broda...am sure he'll love it.

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Family / Re: Parents Gave Their Baby A Snake To Play With Since They Can't Afford Toys by Chris95(m): 9:05am On Jul 29, 2013
WTF!!! *faints*
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kate Middleton & Prince William's Son (Pictures) by Chris95(m): 2:48am On Jul 24, 2013
Talk abt being born with a silver spoon...dis one pass silver spoon sef na diamond spoon b dis. Anyway I admire their humility if na Beyonce n Jay z dem for don dey use their pikin they form.

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Science/Technology / Re: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by Chris95(m): 8:04pm On Jul 23, 2013
Van snickers:


Do you know what a "Schizoid" is? If you want to believe if a "sky-daddy" be my Guest, it's your Life.

I still stand by what I've just said, THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!

If you don't like it, go and kill yourself.

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Science/Technology / Re: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by Chris95(m): 8:01pm On Jul 23, 2013
yoged: The Sun don already sleep, na only Moon dey do 9t reading. 9t class tin
Lmao...my broda abeg d sun doesnt sleep its always shining...hope u av learnt?
Science/Technology / Re: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by Chris95(m): 7:49pm On Jul 23, 2013
kj_hova: This type of post will normally generate quite a bit of intelligent discuss in many other places but maybe not in my dear country. While many of our neighbours on the planet were busy saying "cheese" to the inter orbital photo shoot, many in our part of the globe had the least idea that such a thing is going on.
As we speak, the Int. Space Station, ISS, is fully operational, Voyager 1 & 2 space probes are crossing into inter stellar territory and Mars rover Curiosity is busy scooping soil, rocks and air sample from the red planet yet Africa stumbles on in her self created cesspool of greed, hatred, ignorance, non-challance to knowledge and general disconnection from the advancing of human capacity.

At any rate, isn't it a marvel that a picture of the Earth captured by a robot created by die hard atheists would generate such reverence for god(s) as is been expressed on this thread?

Just my thoughts really.
What is dis one wittering about?
Music/Radio / Re: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by Chris95(m): 4:56pm On Jul 23, 2013
Dis Rihanna stay meks so much sense I dnt tink any naija song can compare.
STAY
All along it was a fever
A cold sweat hot-headed believer
I threw my hands in the air, said,
"Show me something,"
He said, "If you dare come a little
closer."
Round and around and around
and around we go
Oh now, tell me now, tell me
now, tell me now you know.
Not really sure how to feel about
it.
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live
without you.
It takes me all the way.
I want you to stay
It's not much of a life you're
living
It's not just something you take –
it's given
Round and around and around
and around we go
Oh now, tell me now, tell me
now, tell me now you know.
Not really sure how to feel about
it.
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live
without you.
It takes me all the way.
I want you to stay.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, the reason I hold
on
Ooh, ooh, ooh, 'cause I need this
hole gone
Funny you're the broken one but
I'm the only one who needed
saving
'Cause when you never see the
light it's hard to know which one
of us is caving.
Not really sure how to feel about
it.
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live
without you.
It takes me all the way.
I want you to stay, stay.
I want you to stay, oh.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 12-yr-old Boy With Growth Tail Hailed As god In India by Chris95(m): 2:16pm On Jul 23, 2013
Na horn remain...mek d boy becum hELL BoY
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Chris95(m): 3:11am On Jul 23, 2013
Damn! Lookn at all these posts makes me fill lyk an angel

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Family / Re: My Husband Has Turned Me To A Punching Bag by Chris95(m): 6:25pm On Jul 21, 2013
And u guys have only been married 4 one year just one year only...smh
Phones / Re: All DATA USERS, WAKE UP (CAMPAIGN FOR FAIRNESS) by Chris95(m): 9:59am On Jul 19, 2013
yehmy:
Be positive they will.
Really? Wat do they really av 2 lose if they dnt comply?? Am nt tryn 2 b negative jux want to highlight d weak point in dis protest..
Phones / Re: All DATA USERS, WAKE UP (CAMPAIGN FOR FAIRNESS) by Chris95(m): 9:52am On Jul 19, 2013
Am in support wit u guys bt wat happens if they refuse 2 comply??
Romance / Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by Chris95(m): 1:00am On Jul 17, 2013
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omiobo: Hmmm...it is easy to get fat but It is hard to lose weight. OP,all you need is determination to work on yourself. Your confidence level must be very high. See yourself as A BIG BAG OF MONEY,never see yourself as a bag of refuse.
Do u want ha 2 get bigger abi u want 2 help ha reduce...its hard 2 tel 4rm ur post.[b][/b]
Nairaland / General / Re: Lastma & Police Assault A Driver And Used Thugs To Beat Him Up by Chris95(m): 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2013
kraftykc:

Thank you. GEJ is a puny and pathetic weakling that has sold Nigeria to the Chinese.

@OP, those LASTMA need constant restructuring and monitoring

Family / Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Chris95(m): 3:54pm On Jul 16, 2013
Devastating!

Religion / Re: Hell, Can Go To Hell - The Conclusion ? by Chris95(m): 1:58pm On Jul 14, 2013
frosbel:

is that what you pastor told you ?
Actually dat is wat i blv in
Religion / Re: Hell, Can Go To Hell - The Conclusion ? by Chris95(m): 1:40pm On Jul 14, 2013
Ur al mistaken....GOD isnt d one hu sends hu sends u to hell...it is ur action here on earth dat sends u 2 hell. Dat is y God gave us al d freewill 2 do wat we want...bt at d sem tym makin us knw d ryt choice 2 make nd d consequence of makn d wrong choice. It is already a standing law dat d wicked shall b punishd n evn tho God luvs us al..he knt help it wen he sends u 2 hel kos u chose dat path urself.
Crime / Re: Seven Die As Gunmen Raid Hotel In Lagos by Chris95(m): 9:11am On Jul 09, 2013
Y did they let them escape in the first place...mtcheew
Politics / Re: Cleric Asks Jonathan To Sign Anti-gay Bill Into Law by Chris95(m): 1:30am On Jul 09, 2013
cold: Whilst I have personal reservations about the whole gay furore,i find it difficult to fathom why the anti-gay stance is predicated mainly on the premise of religion. Jesus never got married,walked around with 12 men,wore flowing gowns without underpants. Hmm..Ok,i'll say no more
What are u insinuating?
Religion / Re: Nasa Spacecraft Discovers Message From God On Mars by Chris95(m): 6:08pm On Jul 08, 2013
PhenomenonVFX: This dude is not only funny but incorrigible. Dude go to their site and read about their work. They have even claimed that Pope Benedict retired because he was gay. That second blog u posted only copied from TheDailyCurrant. Go to thedailycurrant.com and read their "about" page. Educate urslef!!! Gosh.
BTW, I am a deist christian. I just dont believe in religion. I am done wasting my time with u.
Wtf is a deist christian?? U knt b lukewarm...ur eida hot or cold...
Religion / Re: Nasa Spacecraft Discovers Message From God On Mars by Chris95(m): 6:06pm On Jul 08, 2013
Mudley313:

were you born an idi0t or is your stupidity self inflicted? a satarical story on a satarical website that mocks christianity and idi0ts like you, no pics, but i guess we just gonna believe the story by faith; what a vicious cycle...funny thing is, this hoax of a story, like the one of some buried alive christians in egypt that jesus appeared to,will continue to be spammed online by christians like you for years to come as an actual story...this post is actually much like the bible, printed fables with no physical proof...chris95, maybe you can give the Daily Currant another 10% of your income
Must u resort to insults to make a point..dat goes a long way in telling me ur personality..ur jux lyk d oda guy...n 4 ur info there are many discoveries that support the bible(dats if uve ever evn read d bible b4). U knw wat? U kan hate on christianity al u want...it doesnt change d fact dat ur lost without christ...blv it or nt..dats ur choice.
Religion / Re: Nasa Spacecraft Discovers Message From God On Mars by Chris95(m): 3:03pm On Jul 08, 2013
PhenomenonVFX: Dude. Educate urself. That blog that is ur source is known for mocking religion and right-wing christians.
I Knew they would b doubting thomases nd u happen to b one of them. Av lukd at ur previous post nd its obvious ur against christianity, wel dats ur loss. Here is anoda link to butress my point www.brimtime.com/2013/07/nasa-finds-message-from-god-on-mars.html?showComment=1373289957586&m=1
Religion / Nasa Spacecraft Discovers Message From God On Mars by Chris95(m): 2:19pm On Jul 08, 2013
Well, I know some doubting thomases stil wuldnt believe God is real evn after such a revelation.
NASA spacecraft nicknamed "curiosity" took pictures of a tablet with d ten commandments and also an inscription "I am real". And these were written in 13 different languages including english.
People lets nt forget dat its Mars we r talkn about here..a place supposedly devoid of life, so hw on earth can u xplain this message if nt as a sign from the creator of the universe himself. Here is a link to the full story
http:www.dailycurrant.com/2013/07/01/nasa-finds-message-from-god-on-mars/
TV/Movies / Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by Chris95(m): 10:15pm On Jul 07, 2013
Dia is dis advert wia football players are lining up to enter d pitch nd d coach gives one of d players a tom tom...am lyk wtf! Are u sayn tekn tom tom makes u score goals or wat...i wish i kuld ban dat advert.

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Culture / Re: The Green Snakes Of Okposi, Ebonyi State by Chris95(m): 9:56pm On Jul 07, 2013
sholikay: ..bros,since u said AKA PU(AKA go) or wateva,is d only words said to d creature(snake) to send it off, i'd rather suggest d OP use dat AKA PU to form a lyrics nd sing it everywhere he goes,so dat wen d snake listen 2 d song,it wouldn't bother to surface sef..or wat do u guys think?..lol...
example
*singing*..yes ooo its ur boy sholikay on d mix...
AKAPU oooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooooo!....(2ce)
snake ooooooo!....AKAPU oooooo....
i hate u oooooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooo!..
no kum my side ooooooo.....AKAPU ooooooo..
mama mee oooooooo....AKAPU ooooo.....
Hahahaha
Culture / Re: The Green Snakes Of Okposi, Ebonyi State by Chris95(m): 9:50pm On Jul 07, 2013
sholikay: ..bros,since u said AKA PU(AKA go) or wateva,is d only words said to d creature(snake) to send it off, i'd rather suggest d OP use dat AKA PU to form a lyrics nd sing it everywhere he goes,so dat wen d snake listen 2 d song,it wouldn't bother to surface sef..or wat do u guys think?..lol...
example
*singing*..yes ooo its ur boy sholikay on d mix...
AKAPU oooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooooo!....(2ce)
snake ooooooo!....AKAPU oooooo....
i hate u oooooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooo!..
no kum my side ooooooo.....AKAPU ooooooo..
mama mee oooooooo....AKAPU ooooo.....
Hahahaha*laughn nd holdn my stomach*...bros abeg dem send u? D song go get rap?
Culture / Re: The Green Snakes Of Okposi, Ebonyi State by Chris95(m): 9:46pm On Jul 07, 2013
sholikay: ..bros,since u said AKA PU(AKA go) or wateva,is d only words said to d creature(snake) to send it off, i'd rather suggest d OP use dat AKA PU to form a lyrics nd sing it everywhere he goes,so dat wen d snake listen 2 d song,it wouldn't bother to surface sef..or wat do u guys think?..lol...
example
*singing*..yes ooo its ur boy sholikay on d mix...
AKAPU oooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooooo!....(2ce)
snake ooooooo!....AKAPU oooooo....
i hate u oooooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooo!..
no kum my side ooooooo.....AKAPU ooooooo..
mama mee oooooooo....AKAPU ooooo.....
Health / Re: Nigeria Sets Tooth-Brushing World Record by Chris95(m): 4:24am On Jul 07, 2013
Symphony007: no.the cup is for spitting. They rinse their mouth afterwards. You can rinse your mouth after brushing but must spit while brushing.
Just tot I shuld ask..are u sure uve brushed ur teeth before??
Sports / Re: Brazilian Referee Beheaded By Fans For Killing Player!! by Chris95(m): 3:52am On Jul 07, 2013
o'boy:
jizoz krist,so bad thing dey happen for america?
America na heaven??
Business / Re: Picture Of Bill Gates And Dangote At A Table by Chris95(m): 2:58am On Jul 06, 2013
babe_online:
what does Obadiah mean by two-third??
He means dat ur part of d two-third dat wil b destroyed by nukes 4 d one-third 2 enjoy d earth(which he is part of)

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Business / Re: Picture Of Bill Gates And Dangote At A Table by Chris95(m): 2:37am On Jul 06, 2013
obadiah777: IS MY SPIRIT QUICKENED ? YES MY SPIRIT IS ILLUMINATED AND ALIVE wink
Just imagine! Y d long grammar na? U culdnt evn answer the simple question ur busy beatin around d bush. I put it to u that u knw nt christ!

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Business / Re: Picture Of Bill Gates And Dangote At A Table by Chris95(m): 2:19am On Jul 06, 2013
The flint: no! But i do know this world is gonna come to an end soon, i jst ain't sure how, thats why am open 2 idea$

Be open 2 d reasonable ideas or beta still go nd read d bible urself. D world isnt going 2 end lyk dis dude is sayn....wat evn meks him sure he wuld b part of d one-third abi nukes don dey select whom ein go kill.

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