no country respects Nigeria again. S.A, indonesia and now NIGER!

NSEfresher:
Excatly! Wht do i do to correct dt nw?

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NSEfresher:
Excatly! Wht do i do to correct dt nw?

I'm not sure I'm the person you should be asking that, I suck at commitments, but maybe you should come out clean with her. Let her know that you know what she's doing and you're not cool with it. Personally I would tell her this " I L*** you but you're not irreplaceable." It's time you boys wake up and recognize the fact that we're the fewer gender.

PS: I'm sorry I can't use the L word, that word is just too strong and sacred for me"

Don't get married it's bad for you! lol, just kidding.
just be realistic you know your financial position better, try and make a budget, a small wedding wouldn't hurt anybody, is your wife to be working? you guys can work something out. It's not really a big problem all it needs is just PRUDENT PLANNING.

you should know better than throw the l word around

CountDracula:
They ar nt forcin anybody to receive d money, there's no crime in giving... Is there?

honestly, I think its a moral crime, these people need jobs, food, shelter, power, education etc that's what they should be sharing. I'm not speaking in support of any political party cos they've all deprived us of the aforementioned dividends of democracy and as a result we've become shallow-minded and desperate, so, yes we will take the money even if its 5 naira, after all they've left us hungry and homeless, but that does not mean they're right.

I remember when we were all clamoring for more women involvement in running this country, but after seeing Pathiefcia Etteh, Stella Odua, Diezani (in my opinion, the biggest female thief in the history of this country) and now Okonjo(somebody i used to respect), I bet we now have a change of heart. These women are even bigger thieves I don't want to sound chauvinistic bit this is the only situation, where i believe the common saying "where a man can steal, a woman will steal better".

I can't help but wonder whether humanity would have been better off without religion. False religions in my opinion have done us more harm than good

cheeky bastard! a certain political party indeed.



PS: this is not an insult, just complimenting your ability to hide the obvious. cos people on nairaland take things too serious.

Nice write up, good to know that you no longer hate ' eveything about America'. The truth is, Americans are not the ones with the problem and certainly not America. The problem lies in the superficial front and the ignominous display of supereority that is common to people who have adopted America as their home. It is true that Americans are broad-minded individuals, but that is their culture and they defend it with vigor and fervour. What have we done to our own culture? Vilify it, vituperate it, vehemently berate it, that's what we've done with it. That is not an American problem, it is the problem of shallow minded individuals. It is not only an 'Indian problem', it is an African problem, in fact, it is a Nigerian problem. As an African, I can't seem to get the Hamitic theory out of my head, can we really do without the validation of the west? No is the answer, for many of us slavery will never end, we can't even run an election in an acclaimed independent country without America sending their SOS to tell us what to do, even though they've completely neglected us during these tough times. That is a topic for another day tho, but for now you are now one of those supercilious family members living in America to some young brilliant girl in India. It is a perpetual cycle with no end in sight. When we get the validation that we so obsessively crave though totally unnecessary, we feel a step above highlighting an unfortunate reality, for many Africans, slavery will never end. Call it foreboding, but there are two types of people in Africa, those who will be killed by America and her friends, and those who will die complaining about it.

prof800:
Biblical explorations are coming up.
...and like I said before, the movie NOAH and the movie EXODUS have nothing to do with the Bible story. The scripts were written separately inspired by biblical, historical and islamic tales. So we shouldn't expect any particular accuracy but the writers' fiction.... straight from imagination.
Later the audience will understand and realise that these are not Bible adaptations but rather explorations.
When we have more like these being produced...
Noah was still better than Exodus but after I heard Ridley Scots side of the story, I forgive him for throwing such crap into the market.

toluxe0075:

Thumbs up bro!! You really got the point behind all this bible exploration!!

i highlighted that point too " unless it's an alternative version and not theoriginal bible stories)", however i feel some of these variations were unnecessary and convoluted. Rather than add to the fun they ended up sapping the flavor.

We all love a good story, and it is safe to say that Hollywood represents the biggest collection of elite storytellers that we have around. Last year Darren Aronofsky and Ridley Scott decided to tell two powerful bible stories and it got a lot of theatre enthusiasts wagging their tongues (myself inclusive). However, it also awakened a certain part of the population, dormant for a reason. This group of people have been left disappointed many times by Hollywood's apparent ignorance and nonchalance, the Evangelical Christians. It was a precarious marriage, but if both parties could play their part, it could work. From a commercial standpoint, more eyes meant more money and the people of faith would not mind that relaxing break at the theatre, watching some of their favorite stories on the big screen. I wanted the movies to be good, this world needed a reminder that divine intervention is irreplaceable, maybe we can cut back on some aimless pursuits if we agree that the solution to our problems will come from a divine source. Ladies and gentlemen, it is 2015, and some of us can't yet wrap our heads around what we saw at the cinemas last year. It was a show of shame, an apparent disregard for history and the Bible, a catastrophe in storytelling ( unless it's an alternative version and not the original bible stories). They were inaccurate and boring, the original story had spark, talented directors could see and harness such spark. Here are some of the bizarre variations:

NOAH: Noah taking drugs( or whatever that was) to communicate with God, Noah's sons left without wives, the bad guy on board, fallen stonelike angels( Bible record shows that they slept with our women, I'm not sure they did it looking like that). etc

Exodus: Moses is a sword-wielding general who later becomes a renegade leading a group of insurgents, Pharaoh lives!, God depicted as an ill tempered boy. etc

We have learnt our lessons, we have been reminded of the reason Hollywood should stick to their cleverly contrived fantasies and artfully concocted adventures. It is true that the bible is not a story book,it does not have a blue eyed Christian Bale or even a deranged Russell Crowe, but when it comes to telling Bible stories nobody does it better. So, the next time you feel like seeing a biblical story, read the Bible.

there's a reason America does not negotiate with terrorists.

is this news?

that's what it's all about, celebrating little victories in life.

divAnnie:
e don dey ur mind abi? Lol

trust me, it would solve a lot of problems, like the issue of choosing, why choose when you can have it all.

polygamy would become compulsory not just legal,and it's not like I have a problem with that tho.

From a motivational and sentimental perspective, I would say, don't give up , everything is possible. However, that's not the reality, the course of wisdom would be to pick up your student handbook ( if you have one), if not, get a list of all your courses from year one to your final year, then apart from the results you've seen, imaginarily allot grade A to all other courses and then calculate the final gp, if is 4.5 and above, then your question is answered , but again, that is a paradisaic or ideal condition. So do it again but this time be realistic, consider your abilities, potential, goals and limitations and allot grades realistically and check the final gp, run as many permutations as you want, until you get the desired model, be cautious however, this is just a mathematical model, nobody knows tomorrow. Godspeed

Well we will do the killing

I find her story hard to believe, I know we have ignorant people in Nigeria, but it's not like they can't tell the difference between the fiction they see on tv and reality, unless she's just messing with her, but again, what do I know?

despite our desire to live forever, or frail make up starts to fall apart once we are past the 60 year mark, Pele is 74, I wish him well but my expectations are modest, you don't get better after 70.

only at parties, well that's comforting.

Dear Dykeman,
I was pleased to receive your email and the attached list of the available volunteering positions this winter. I want to inform you that I am interested in all the listed positions except the driving position at CBC food. I am not able to take that position because I don't have a driving license, but I would like to be considered for all other positions including the ware house assistant position, the gift wrapper position, the driver assistant position, etc. I Will be available for any of these positions as from December 14 which is a day after I write my final exam. I would also like to inform you that I Will not be available on December 31, as I am already committed to another volunteering program.
I would appreciate hearing from you in advance regarding this, so that I can promptly arrange my schedule.


so nis Cole you can choose any of the following depending on your level of association. Yours faithfully (to unknown person on
business)
Yours truly (to slight acquaintance)
Yours very truly (ceremonious but
cordial)
Yours sincerely (in invitations and
friendly but not intimate letters)