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Romance / Re: The Real Things Women Want From Men Aside Money by ChuckBass1(m): 12:38am On May 31, 2009
They only want to spread their venereal disease and aids to men apart from money because after a man ravishes them sexually, there is nothing more these muppets called ladies can offer a man apart from problems, worries and headache and to compound it, they inflict him with diseases.
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Best Friend, His Wife Is Cheating On Him? by ChuckBass1(m): 12:33am On May 31, 2009
Of course!

You have a moral obligation to your best friend to reveal to him that his wife is nothing more than a philandering slutty LovePeddler and the earlier he throws her away like a piece of menstrauating tissue, the better for him!

Woman go, woman come, man remain. No need to harbour such a prostitute in a home and call her a wife? If my friend doesnt want to hear the truth, i will start spreading the news via emails and classified so that the b***tch will be so thoroughly ashamed and she will have no face value in the community. And if she has kids, i will make sure the kids know their mother is a LovePeddler by alerting other school kids to know that one of their classmates mom is a LovePeddler and i trust little children. They know how to mock a fellow child till he commits suicide or leaves the environment and he will know at that young age that his mother is nothing but a prostitute with a wedding ring!
Family / Re: Why Do Husbands Get Bored Of Their Wives Soon After Wedding? by ChuckBass1(m): 12:28am On May 31, 2009
Why shouldn't a man get bored of that old cow after you have seen her finish? She is already an expired waste of space after few months of marriage!

Obviously the shakara she was doing has waned and you now know how dirty she is, how irritating her periods are, how greedy she is, how jealous and abusive she is, she has released her nagging dictionary to the public, she has compounded a man's problems by dumping her personal and extended family's problem on him, she is obsessive, a control freak, a bad cook, getting fatter by the day, accumulating stretch marks everywhere, looking more like a decorated baboon, stingy, having saggy breasts, probably barren infested and the neighbourhood gossip!

Abegi, after 2 months of marriage, everyman should start looking for option B and C and leave that old cow to watch t.v 24/7
Family / Re: Can You Operate Joint Account With Ur Spouse? by ChuckBass1(m): 12:23am On May 31, 2009
How can i operate a joint account with that greedy cow with a vag***ina shocked shocked shocked

While real men are planning to invest in stocks and property for the future, these incompetent greedy twits only think of buying new bras and pants and waste the account on makeup and so many other irrelevant things?

What good is it having a fish brain who cannot contribute anything intellectually to the family have anything to do with my account! Let the peasant have her own account and i would be comfortable dropping crumbs for her to organize the kitchen and cook apart from that, she can go a borrowing for all i care!

Joint account with females should be thoroughly rejected by men! What if the cow has more money, automatically she becomes a dragon and starts to dictate how the funds should be disbursed. . . .Chei! Tufia kpa! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by ChuckBass1(m): 2:52am On May 29, 2009
Lol!

Your wife is a slutty international LovePeddler! Wake up and smell the roses! Vienna of all places when its not london or newyork! What a b**tch!
Romance / Re: If A Girl Is Extremely Busty (breast-wise), Is It A Sign Of Way-Wardness? by ChuckBass1(m): 2:48am On May 29, 2009
It simply means that she has been having active sex from secondary school and her principal has been sucking those deflated tires from the last decade, down to area boys and finally to you! Bottomline your enjoying the reminants of a diseased overbloated air ballon that has been suckled from every tolu,emeka, ejiro and mustapha and that's the reason her air bags are that massive and sagging! And don't ever believe the sh**t she is telling you that no other person has sucked the life out of that ballon. Women are born liars!

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Romance / Re: Bridezillas! by ChuckBass1(m): 2:41am On May 29, 2009
Hmmm, bridezillas! One of my favourite topics. I will be back with a full prognosis of those retarded idiots that treat a wedding day like rapture is going to occur if the wedding dress is 2 inches short! Foolish dense creatures!
Romance / Re: Steps To Take To Ensure That A Relationship Gets Off To A Good Start by ChuckBass1(m): 2:28am On May 29, 2009
You should stop worrying about the so called good start in a relationship! Whenever I meet a chick, the things that run through my mind include the following:

Whether she has had an abortion before or 2

How many men has she broken up with

The level of greed she harbours deep in her

How dubious and jealous she really is

When she would wipe that smirk from her face and reveal her true ice queen lifestyle

How many men have slept with her

How many dependants she has that she is ready to dump on me

How her eyes wanders whenever I remove my wallet

How many phone calls she recieves per hour

How many people she has cheated with

Her nagging barometre scale

How obsessive and a control freak she is

How dense she really is intellectually hiding under the jeans, false hair, bland make up and shades

How often she bleaches and pancakes her face

The lies that are oozing from her mouth there and then, all in the name of forming

How dirty she really is and whether the pant she is wearing has been washed in the last 3 days

Whether she is just coming from a hotel and has just being brutally gang banged

Whether her clothes or accessories belong to her friend or family member

How terrible a cook she really is and believes so much in fast food and of course the man paying

Whether she can even clean her room properly

Whether she is a nagging queen and the neighbourhood champion gossip and trouble maker

Whether any of her exes has beaten her before

Whether she has been raped

How soon I am going to start beating and slapping her in the relationship

What sort of venereal disease she is harbouring as you speak!

When you consider all these, you now realise that the problem isn't getting off to a good start with her but the inherent problems you will encounter when the so called honey moon period is over! So bottomline, its not worth it freting over these feline creatures! Always remind yourself about any 3 or more of the above posers and you will realise that you won't have problems with the foundation! They are all the same!
Family / Re: Why Do Women Nag? by ChuckBass1(m): 8:05pm On May 28, 2009
I'll beat the sh**t outta any woman to nags to me! I dont give a f***k about them or how they feel after wards. If they feel scared or threatened by me, the better so that at least we can heard word because the more you play the gentlemanly approach towards them, the more they nag your brains out and make you so insecure, so the best thing is to beat and blow their tonsils out or cut their tongues so that they can shut up for the reminder of their lives!

Irritating idiots! angry
Autos / Re: sold sold sold2000 Peugeot 607 Forsale.in a very affordable price by ChuckBass1(m): 8:00pm On May 28, 2009
will 1 million fly this car?
Romance / Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by ChuckBass1(m): 4:33pm On May 28, 2009
I don't really feel I owe anybody any apology especially as it relates to some nairaland chicks! They insult and rain insults at me! They call me all sorts because I don't fall under public opinion and I state things as I see them! They want me to praise women but I don't have to be a sychophant. They tag me with different names and I.d trying to find out who I am and champion every cause to ban me but they never suceed! I am not apologizing to anyone anymore and if you want a fight bring it on! Y,all can go photocopy yourselves but I'll always be back! You come with a knife, I'll come back with guns! You aim at me with guns and I'll come back with a bomb! You aim at me with a bomb and I'll make sure I decapitate you for life!
Family / Re: Why Do Women Nag? by ChuckBass1(m): 1:09pm On May 28, 2009
They nag because they are bastards who derive maximum joy in dehumanizing men and whinning continiously over irrelevant things just to make a man notice they are around! Stupid creatures! I really respect men that beat the living sh**t out of these irritating naggists to shut them up!
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Cheat? by ChuckBass1(m): 7:50pm On May 26, 2009
Foolish topic!

Do you think they call women bit**ches for nothing? A bitch is a female dog and how often do you see a female dog sleep with only one dog? Its natural and in born, that's why girls have the same exact traits like female dogs! They can't seem to put their puss**y under 1 lock and key hence both of them are called bitch**es!
Romance / Re: Y R Gals So Wicked by ChuckBass1(m): 7:26pm On May 26, 2009
Who wants her to forgive me for hurting her? Who wants to go back to her after hurting her? Who is looking for a good girl or wifey material to love? Abeg no girl is innocent or good in my eyes! We r both playing the same game! Operation hurt one person first! And I am so good in the game now that I know when and how to win first and know when to retreat when I see she is going to be a tough nut to crack!
Romance / Re: I Need Advice From Mature Nl by ChuckBass1(m): 7:20pm On May 26, 2009
You see why you don't need a god in a relationship? I wonder whether its the koran or bible you guys want to f**k! As if that's why u fell in luv with each other!
Romance / Re: Y R Gals So Wicked by ChuckBass1(m): 7:11pm On May 26, 2009
Well they can mistreat them for all I care but that shouldn't spoil my own fun of mistreating other people's sisters, aunts or cousin! Its a vicious circle! And don't worry hun, I am not even remotely thinking of getting serious with any chic talkless of dating and marriage I still have a lot of oats to sow and leave them in pain! Just like bank marketers, I have a target and I need to hit that target before I am satisfied! I am almost half way there, lol!
Romance / Re: Y R Gals So Wicked by ChuckBass1(m): 6:43pm On May 26, 2009
@angelgirl
Lol

Your too late and still late in dishing this advice. I have sat down, weighed everything and decided to follow this path. At first I felt remorseful but now it tastes like nectar to me! Even if I had a good reason to stop hurting girls, I won't! I am enjoying myself so much from it!, lol
Romance / Re: Y R Gals So Wicked by ChuckBass1(m): 6:31pm On May 26, 2009
Gals are wicked b'cos they were born wicked and vile and are naturally inclined to exhibit their evilness using a man'emotions as his weak point! But you shouldn't brood about their wickedness! Just be as wicked as them and hurt so many girls as you can! It relieves the pain at the end!
Romance / Re: Abortion.can U Luv/marry A Gurl Dat Has Done It & Regrets. by ChuckBass1(m): 6:21pm On May 26, 2009
@oyb

What thread did I hijack that ur advocating they ban me? Read my posts well and point out where I have derailed from the thread? If you don't like my own opinions or view about the thread, move along! I have stayed on topic and as long as this thread deals with abortion and its regrets, I have every right to state my own views no matter how evil it might sound to you! E.g patwhiz asked how an abortion is performed and I told her from my own point of view. If you think I am wrong tell her your own but don't go around insulting me I should be banned or my posts deleted because you dislike me! As if I am asking you to be my friend!, psssff!
Romance / Re: Neva Been Pregnant by ChuckBass1(m): 5:40pm On May 26, 2009
Your sister has had an abortion before and she knows she will never be pregnant again. She is not telling you the truth! She is suffering from the pains she has caused herself and if she did commit that abortion, i hope and pray she never has a child for life!
Romance / Re: Abortion.can U Luv/marry A Gurl Dat Has Done It & Regrets. by ChuckBass1(m): 5:33pm On May 26, 2009
bblacky:

u r possesed any strong man of God from synagogue here, ?

You chicks dont like hearing the truth!. . . lol Am i the one who would have an abortion? I am the one who will enter a labor room and come out with a disfigured funny looking thing as a child?. . . Oh please spare me the drama jare!

How am i suppose to love that thing that had an abortion? What regrets. . . The only regret is that i might not have the opportunity again to put her through the same stress and pains twice because she would be wiser by now, but you can never tell! An abortion a day makes chuck Ba$$ very happy!

As for your god preachers or who so whatever, you can go flush all your bibles down the toilet! It wont change me from doing it all over again to another girl!

My ultimate dream would be to open nairaland one day and see the sister of one of these nairaland chicks complain about a boy who made them abort and dump them afterwards. Reading it will be like orgasm to me!

So b***tches make my dream come true!!!!. . . . lol grin
Romance / Re: Help Im Heart Broken by ChuckBass1(m): 5:28pm On May 26, 2009
How can you fall in love with a nairaland chick? there are better girls out there in the real world than most of these tramps hiding under a key board!
Romance / Re: Abortion.can U Luv/marry A Gurl Dat Has Done It & Regrets. by ChuckBass1(m): 5:22pm On May 26, 2009
spikedcylinder:

No, not you. Its the harridan male that whines about his hatred for women with pseudo Ids. wink


Its so obvious that you have had an abortion or 2 before hence your beef towards me. I am sure as i was relieving the story about how you chicks suffer in the abortion room, it was invoking good memories like the ones i have for chicks that have had abortions and i hope all of you emain barren or deliever disfigured kids for the reminder of your lives grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Abortion.can U Luv/marry A Gurl Dat Has Done It & Regrets. by ChuckBass1(m): 5:07pm On May 26, 2009
patwhizkid:

Sorry, how do they abort?

lol

I have actually witnessed one! Its so hilarious grin

It starts like this, after the guy knacks the girl stupid continously and he delibrates cums on her and into her, i[b]t will take her approximately 3 weeks to a month before she realises that her period is no longer forth coming and she will delay it for another 3 weeks or so and thats when she begins to get hypertensive and hysterical[/b]. All the luv wantin tin would have disappeared and she begins to think of the shame and horror it will bring to her and her family and at this point, its easier for the guy to coerce her to abort the baby so that her future will be secured, meanwhile a person like me knows that would be the end of her future because it might rupture something, but i normally go ahead to say sweet nonsense and remind her of the shame, meanwhile i am doing it out of spite and enjoying every glorious moment of it, seeing her helpless in tears and fear.

Then you book a date with a clinic to confirm if she is pregnant and in most situations, the truth is that she is already 8 weeks old and it needs to be done. The abortion doctor will set a date, probably in 2 days time for her to come and remove that thing in side her grin grin grin

For the next 2 days, she will look like a dead human being, refusing to eat and crying uncontrollably and trying to blame the guy, but in most situations i normally laugh my head off and enjoy her pitiful sight and i make sure i dont stay around her all this period because she is in her crankiest mood, but who gives a sh***t! grin grin grin grin grin All i know is that in 24 hours, she will be one step away from being barren. . . lol


The next day, you come to pick her up to the hospital and they escort her into a room, i told this particular chick that i want to be there for her in the room but despite her complains that she wanted to do it alone, i coerced her that i will be with her all the way to show my own signs of comfort, meanwhile i wanted to witness the horror and laugh my self out and look into her eyes that finally i have destroyed the so called hottest chick that could mesmerize men and deal with them but here she is so helpless and defeated that it was just too good to avoid and not watch!

They normally tell them to strip their clothes and give then a hospital gown and tell them to sit on a chair that looks like a dentist chair but its quite high to help them spread their legs. The doctor brings out a tool like a plier after rubbing disinfectant on her pussy and inserts the plier deep into her p***sy and continues to drag and drag out the baby foetus. At this point, the girl is screaming and shouting hysterically based on the pain and the other nurse there is trying to hold her still and another one trying to make sure her legs her wide open for the doctor to continue pulling and pulling!(This part is quite gross but i enjoy watching sha!)

The crys and pains the girl is witnessing brings so much joy and happiness to me seeing her go through that ordeal and i am glad i wasn't born a girl to suffer like my ex! grin

Then you see blood oozing until the doctor has extracted the foetus from her vagina and drops it into one small jar! The chick will continue to sob uncontrollably and they give her some injections and clean her vagina up and she can now wear her clothes. She will be totally sore and find it difficult to walk but i refused to aid her after the abortion and wanted to watch her walk all the way to the car in pains. Its was a wonderful sight to watch grin

In the car, they are usually quiet till they get home and they just ignore everyone and go to bed. Its from this period i start planning my break up line when she is still in pain both mentally and emotionally because i know this is the time they need their men around them to comfort them that what they did was the right thing.

After 3 days i normally call then and break it off and move on because if i said it physically to them, with all that pain and sorrow they would murder me. Normally hate mails will continue to surface on my phone for days and i just ignore them. I know she is going through a torrid time and would feel like dying but then again, i dont give a sh**t! If she wants to die, let her die, i cant be bothered! grin

The most important thing is to start scouting for another girl to take through this process again! wink
Romance / Re: Abortion.can U Luv/marry A Gurl Dat Has Done It & Regrets. by ChuckBass1(m): 4:37pm On May 26, 2009
Abortion is the act of a very slutty b***tch who had sex and has refused to take responsibility by killing a baby before it grows! 75% of nairaland females have performed abortions one way or the other and i hope when its time for them to really get pregnant, only hot air will grow in their stomachs and they will miscarriage a thousand times before they die from the process!

y me:

Now i know where all this beefing is coming from
you have been hurt before,and that is the reason you hate women at large
sorry dear, but it is vice-versa tongue cheesy
why dont you just let go of the past
i know the past is always influencing the future but that doesnt mean we should always hold on to them undecided
i know you are not trying to get mad but get even and the truth is it doesnt pay at the end
anyway i know very soon you will find a girl who would capture that heart of yours again grin

My past with women is my future and i hope to make some of them share in that past with me till their future ends in perdition. I dont need to find a girl to love, they are not worth it! I only derive pleasure sleeping with a woman and nothing more. No strings or emotions attached and whatever the consequences of my actions with her is her problem not mine. . . i just move on!
Family / Re: I Hate Any Form Of Housework And I'll Work My Ass To Hire A Maid by ChuckBass1(m): 4:28pm On May 26, 2009
michelin89:

Did you mother hate you so much?

The real question should be does your mother hate you so much till date that she cant even teach you how to clean your room? Thats says alot about your parents and i am sure nairalanders are wondering how lazy your parents are that they have trained you to be a useless slob like them!

Now get off the computer and go wash your smelly panties!

Dirty filthy pig of a woman!
Romance / Re: Abortion.can U Luv/marry A Gurl Dat Has Done It & Regrets. by ChuckBass1(m): 4:09pm On May 26, 2009
y me:

why do you hate women so much shocked shocked shocked undecided
and if you hate them so much just learn to do without them, i think that would be berra undecided

Of course i learn to do without them after ravishing women to my satisfaction and walking away! Why should i hang unto such a douche bag of a gender that causes nothing but pain, misery and suffering for any person (men in this case) that hangs unto them?

The female sex is so brutally wicked and callous that they do everything to destroy the happiness of men when these men care for them and its only natural and right for women to be paid back in their own coin!

Stupid piece of Sh**ts!
Romance / Re: Abortion.can U Luv/marry A Gurl Dat Has Done It & Regrets. by ChuckBass1(m): 3:56pm On May 26, 2009
y me:

gwad have mercy o

O please get a grip on yourself! They may be childless but still alive! They can swear for me all they want, thats their business but the bottom line is that i have repayed them back for all the evil things they have done to men over the years and they will never know peace or happiness as long as they are barren! grin

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