It's incest

When a man is called FRANK
Woman say her own na FRANCISCA
When a man is called EMMANUEL
Woman say her own na EMMANUELA.
When a man is called VICTOR
Woman say her own na VICTORIA.
If man answer CELESTINE
Woman say her name na CELESTINA
Man answer JUSTIN
Woman Say her name na JUSTINA.
Man answer CHRISTIAN
Woman say her own CHRISTIANA.
Man say him be AUGUSTIN
Woman must answer AUGUSTINA.
Man answer GABRIEL
Woman go answer GABRIELLA
Man answer JOSEPH
Woman say ha own na JOSPHINE..
When a man answer JESSY,
Woman go say her own na JESSICA.
When a Man is called DANIEL.
Woman wil b call DANIELLA.
If a man bear's OLIVER,
Woman go be OLIVIA.
Man carry PHILIMON,
Woman say she na PHILOMINA.
Man is Called Valentine
Woman say na Valentina.
So if man come answer EBO
Abeg wetin woman go answer
CHUKSKALA.

The National Conference, which began on March 17,
came to an end on Thursday morning.
The series of meetings the Confab chairman, Idris
Kutigi, held with zonal leaders on Wednesday paid off
as the delegates agreed on a position on the
controversial draft constitution.
The confab ended with a minor amendment to the
third volume of its report, replacing the draft
constitution to read “Resolutions of the conference as
draft amendments to 1999 constitution.”
The motion for the adoption of the confab report was
jointly sponsored by Jerry Okwuonu and former
Rivers state Governor, Peter Odili “to mandate the
secretariat to vet and effect amendment to the three
reports prepared by the secretariat.”
In the motion, the two delegates stated that:
“Whereas the secretariat has done a very marvellous
job of compiling the report of the Conference and
presenting same to us in easily readable and cross-
checkable format; and whereas delegates have
perused all the reports and submitted in writing all
items of omission or incorrect addition to the final
report; and bearing in mind the dual necessity of
bringing the conference to a close for purposes of not
unduly over-reaching the logistics provision of the
conference and not unnecessarily prolonging the
continued conglomeration of people in contradiction
to the prescription of Health Authorities especially as
the country tackles the Ebola crisis. It is hereby
moved that the secretariat be mandated to vet all
the written submission by delegates and make
necessary correction thereby providing the final draft
of the Conference reports.”
Another motion to slightly amend the earlier motion
was taken for a change in the nomenclature of one of
the volumes of the reports from Draft Constitution to
Proposed Amendments to the 1999 Constitution was
moved by another delegate Adamu Waziri.
Reading a copy of his motion, Mr. Waziri noted that
the Secretariat of the Conference had, on August 11,
tabled before delegates a draft report contained in
three volumes that were broken down into seven
chapters.
“In particular, we observed that Volume III, titled
Draft Constitution, conveyed an attempt to insert
various resolutions and recommendations of a
constitutional nature that were adopted by the
Conference as proposed amendments to the
appropriate sections of the Constitution of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999.
“We recall and welcome the clarification and
confirmation offered by Conference Chairman at
plenary on August 13, 2014 that indeed Volume III
contains proposals for the amendment of the 1999
Constitution. We urged the leadership of the
Conference, in collating the final report, to more
appropriately designate Volume 111 as: Draft
Proposals to Amend the Constitution of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria, 1999,” he said.
Mr. Waziri then urged fellow delegates to pass the
motion and bring the confab to an end.
Mr. Kutigi called on Richard Akinjide to formally
move a motion for the adoption of the final
Conference Report.
Mr. Akinjide, while moving the motion, recalled his
days in parliament before Nigeria gained
independence and also after independence and
noted that it was an honour to be called upon to
move a motion for the adoption of the final report of
a “very successful conference”.
The youngest delegate to the Conference, 24-year-
old Yadoma Mandara, seconded the motion.
Shortly after, delegates took turns to pour encomium
on the leadership of the Conference for their maturity
in steering the conference proceedings.
A former governor of Akwa Ibom State, Victor Attah,
gave a very moving vote of thanks which received
spontaneous applause from delegates.
A delegate representing the South South, Orok Duke,
read out a farewell poem titled “How Can We Say
Farewell” to the delegates.
After adoption of votes and proceedings for the day
based on a motion by Josephine Anenih and
seconded by Bello Mohammed, Mr. Kutigi called on
the Lamido Adamawa, Mohammed Mustapha, to
move a motion for the closure of the Conference.
Mike Ahamba, who seconded the motion, said
Thursday was a day of pride and honour because
“when we came here, nobody expected us to end this
way…We have disappointed the sceptics.”
With that comment, the 2014 National Conference
inaugurated by President Goodluck Jonathan on
March 17, 2014 came to a close.
Source: https://m.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/166726-update-national-conference-ends-delegates-adopt-final-report.html

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Another delegate at the National
Conference, Muhammad Alkali, is dead,
according to a press statement released
by the conference.
The Secretariat of the National
Conference on Saturday morning
received with great grief the sad news of
the demise of Professor Muhammad Nur
Alkali, who was one of the six delegates
representing the Supreme Council for
Islamic Affairs (SCIA) at the 2014
National Conference in Abuja.
Professor Alkali died in his residence in
Maiduguri on the night of Friday, August
1, 2014. He was 68 years old.
A Professor of History and two-term Vice
Chancellor of the University of Maiduguri
(1985 – 1992), the late Mr. Alkali was
Director General of the Nigeria Institute
of Policy and Strategic Studies (NIPSS)
and Chairman, Presidential Advisory
Committee under the administration of
General Sani Abacha. More recently, he
was a member of the Committee on
Insecurity in the North East (The Boko
Haram Committee)
He will be buried later today, Saturday,
August 2, 2014, in Maiduguri.
The Conference Chairman, Justice Idris
Kutigi, feels deeply distressed by this sad
development and on behalf of the
Conference Secretariat and Delegates,
has expressed his deep condolences to
the family of the late Professor, and the
Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs, the
platform which Alkali represented at the
Conference. Justice kutigi prays the
Almighty receives his spirit and grants
his soul sweet repose.
Professor Alkali’s death was preceded by
those of Hamma Misau (a delegate on the
platform of the Retired Police officers),
from Bauchi State, on Thursday, March
27, 2014; Mohammed Jumare (A
delegate from Kaduna State) who died on
Monday May 5, 2014; and Dora Akunyili
(a delegate who represented Anambra
State) on June 7, 2014.
Signed:
Akpandem James
Assistant Secretary, media and
communication.

www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/national-conference-announces-death-of-another-delegate-muhammad-alkali.86854/

Different families today faces different challenges, at times they are challenges either of the spouses invented on their own or it is a challenge they can easily avert but lack of ignorance and atimes negligence, it leads to a very serious marital issue. I will be listing what men hates in women in marriage and what women hates in men also in marriage.
> THINGS MEN HATES:
1) Hates women who talks too much
2) Hates women who borrows
3) Hates women who are lazy
4) Hates women who are dirty
5) Hates women who are abusive
6) Hates women who are extravagant
7) Hates women who wants sex at their own time.
Hates women who shows superiority over them
9) Hates women who don't know how to cook
10) Hates women who cheats on them
11) Hates women who change position after marriage
12) Hates women who compares them with other men.
Now having listed what men hates, the following are the things women hates....
> THINGS WOMEN HATES:
1) Hates men who are poor
2) Hates men who can not protect them
3) Hates men who can not perform
4) Hates men who are shabby and dirty
5) Hates men who cheat
6) Hates men who compares them with other women
7) Hates men who are not spiritual
Hates men who are stingy
9) Hates men who talk too much
10) Hates men who can not take care of their children....
Having read these, it's pertinent to know where you're deficient and work on it and make a lovely husband and or wife. Happy Eid el Fitri.
Chukskala.....

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Nigerian Air Force Jet crashes in Borno State
A Nigerian Air Force Mi-35 helicopter that was on a
training mission crashed this afternoon in South
Bama, Borno. According to a statement signed by
Nigeria Defence spokesperson, Chris Olukolade, the
jet crashed due to technical fault and not as a result
of any enemy action. The statement did not say
whether anyone was killed or injured in the crash.
Mr. Olukolade said investigation has commenced to
unravel the circumstances that led to the crash.
Source: LindaIkeji's blog

Please fellow NLs, I just heard the speaker of the Ebonyi state house of assembly has just been impeached. I want some around to confirm this news. Thanks.

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Sylkem fabrication manufactures yam
pounding Machine for
sales and is used for making pounded
yam. It is an electric machine that used
electric power with low voltage. This
machine saves the modern housewife
time,
energy and stress from using mortar and
pestle.
We have been in the business since
2005 and have come to
trust the quality of our product to the
extent that we give our customers a
year guarantee; we strive for best
quality product and customer
satisfaction.
Our products are sold all over the world.
This yam pounding machine comes in
three (3) sizes. First is
1 horse power (hp) which can serve 4-6
people for 3 minutes at once, it is
specially made for family use. Second is
2 horse power (hp) which can serve 10
people for 6 minutes at once and can be
used in small restaurants and we also
have the 3 horse power (hp) which is the
largest and can serve up-to 20 people
for 10 minutes at once and can be used
in big eateries, restaurants, hotels and
parties. It has an inbuilt power regulator,
low power consumption of 200
watts,220-240V
potable and durable and can also be
used to pound fufu and potato.
The sylkem yam pounding machine is
very easy to use, just
peel and chop your yam, or potato into
pieces ,
cook till its soft and ready for pounding,
pour the cooked yam into the pounding
machine , cover, connect the wire to the
socket, then turn on the machine to
pound the yam and leave it for minutes,
just as easy as that. In minutes the
result will be steaming hot, smooth and
of
fine consistency giving you the most
delicious pounded yam you have never
had. Whole sale buyer enjoys very
attractive discounts. Place your orders
today.
Small sizes (1HP) --------- # 35,000
Medium sizes (2HP) ----------# 45,000
Large sizes (3HP) ----------# 65,000
Largest Size. (4HP) -----------#85,000.
For more inquiries and to place your
orders call the number
below.
Chuks
08056114243

Sylkem fabrication manufactures yam
pounding Machine for
sales and is used for making pounded
yam. It is an electric machine that used
electric power with low voltage. This
machine saves the modern housewife
time,
energy and stress from using mortar and
pestle.
We have been in the business since
2005 and have come to
trust the quality of our product to the
extent that we give our customers a
year guarantee; we strive for best
quality product and customer
satisfaction.
Our products are sold all over the world.
This yam pounding machine comes in
three (3) sizes. First is
1 horse power (hp) which can serve 4-6
people for 3 minutes at once, it is
specially made for family use. Second is
2 horse power (hp) which can serve 10
people for 6 minutes at once and can be
used in small restaurants and we also
have the 3 horse power (hp) which is the
largest and can serve up-to 20 people
for 10 minutes at once and can be used
in big eateries, restaurants, hotels and
parties. It has an inbuilt power regulator,
low power consumption of 200
watts,220-240V
potable and durable and can also be
used to pound fufu and potato.
The sylkem yam pounding machine is
very easy to use, just
peel and chop your yam, or potato into
pieces ,
cook till its soft and ready for pounding,
pour the cooked yam into the pounding
machine , cover, connect the wire to the
socket, then turn on the machine to
pound the yam and leave it for minutes,
just as easy as that. In minutes the
result will be steaming hot, smooth and
of
fine consistency giving you the most
delicious pounded yam you have never
had. Whole sale buyer enjoys very
attractive discounts. Place your orders
today.
Small sizes (1HP) --------- # 35,000
Medium sizes (2HP) ----------# 45,000
Large sizes (3HP) ----------# 65,000
Largest Size. (4HP) -----------#85,000.
For more inquiries and to place your
orders call the number
below.
Chuks
08056114243

Good morning everybody, I hope your night and weekend was awesome. I'm a newbee in Nairaland, pardon me if I make some mistakes....
Every biggest man you ever did see was once a baby. It takes real patience to wait and watch a project grow to full realization. This same patience appear to be lacking in many of us when you consider the daily rush in society.
More importantly we must be patient with one another since God himself is patient with us all. We should increase the level of our tolerance. Learn to concede, give in a little for the sake of peace.
The most crucial project before mankind is waiting patiently for the coming of our savior. Keep faith alive, and may God find us waiting in Joy for he has given us a fare share of patience as a virtue...Have a great and fulfilled week.