Kingsley1000:
.....'m still perplexed how some brainless sycophants and jobless youths from ss/se regions was applauding her for withdraw her looted money while most of them are living in penury with very abysmal standard of living.Bayalsa state is the most underdeveloped state in nigeria,federal government should intervene in this case by confiscating her account and use the money to alleviate the plight of her people

Looooool. Shame de catch me on ur behalf. Federal Govt? Hahahahahah imagine FG freezing d account,den later she loses case,FG gets d money,shares it within themselves,You will clap for yoursef for giving a good suggestion I guess.Even they live it or She withdraws it,its just d same,bt d later is better.

Bet me,once d COLABO is out,he n his fans will b begging for PETER to com make d song Blow cus even his statenent is drawing more whack to d song.Ask Tiwa wat happened d last time.

HungerBAD:
Tout.

Thug.

Terrorist.

Illiterate.

This Ijaw people are a strange bunch. They have this strange knack,for celebrating strange people. So this is the best Ijawland can bring?

So these are the best best the Ijaw Nation has produced since God created them.

TonyeBarcanista.
Diezani
Timaya.
E.K. Clark
Goodluck Jonathan
And the " Rebel" Isaac Adaka Boro.

And we wonder why a University Dropout,turned Warlord like Asari can hold sway there and is being celebrated?

The Ijaws should go and better themselves by getting better educated,instead of celebrating fishermen warlords.

Nonesense.

I understand ur plight.u dnt hav any one 2 celebrate in ur Entire Generation.issokay.take heart.allow dem 2 celebrate him.He is a tout,warlord. I guess its Better Here or there than being deluded.from ur choice of words u dnt even celebrate or Praise God.So who are u? What hav u ever celebrated? Independence? Or Boxing Day? Get a Real Life fellow.
ABEG don't MIND me O,I jst wanted to Attack u

Emmagene! Konji will just b bringin person leg upandan

A I know every one who views this post will come here to type "CUTE" forgetting this children are from 3 different women (How irritating) and the one He's with Has No child yet (Pathetic).
I still go with one MAN one WIFE
I Belive in being Faithful to One
I believe in making it work with ONE
I believe some sane persons who will still quote me wrong.
I believe They are Guilty

My Babe of three years told me that she will give me that thing I have always needed from her so badly since we have never done it
I was so excited I had to do clean up; wash the toilet,washed the plates,mob the house,wash the curton,change bed spread even pillow.I went further to even mob The ceiling.
9:AM (her arrival) time,I was lying on the bed wen I heard a nock on the door. Behold she was standing at d door wearing the most attractive dress u could ever imagine.
After I served her evrything necessary (courtesy na) she said we should go to d room, so she can give me what she promised
I was restless and had nothing else to do except following her like Mumu.
In the room she said I should close my eyes to which I did,but when I opened my eyes
I found out that I should not continue this story

The difference Is All rite
U use all right when u are idle
U use Alright when you are less busy
But this other one "alrite" dat u 4got is wen u wan to save MB.
Since u needed help

kbams241:

Av known u to lack common sense

Thank God na.atlist av seen my fellow without common sense sha.we're hav u bin bro.missed ur senselessness.loooool

nijascammers:

maybe this one is a Nigerian university or poly graduate, the Dundee don't have ability for critical thinking.

I wanted u 2 read this post with ur Gingivitis infested Mouth,arthritis Prone brainn so dat e go de pain u.lol

azzima:
ANOTHER illiterate on the prowl.Simple mathematics will tell you how we got here. Just yesterday ,one of Diezani's boy's company was forced to pay almost $1 Billion that Nigeria was shortchanged(oil swap deal) during the ineffectual buffoon's govt. The fool took out a $2 Billion loan (supposedly to fight boko haram ) during the election and was dashing Kings ,priests, OPC, MEND etc so much that dollar ran out of circulation. There are evidences of withdrawals from the Central bank IN DOLLARS during this period. Sadly,most of you illiterates and your families cannot put together 100k but expend so much time defending Billionaires (looters).

Where is the maths pls .if u write maths ursef 4 O-Level dis Nation would av bin a better.Anyway.I chose d Old Era 2 dis.ThankGod u ar in it with me.d problem is The same Media u follow Upandan will still confuse ur freshly confused head.LOL

If corruption can be defined as "A state in which GEJ is the president,Rice #9000,One cup of garri #50, dollar #<250,People de chop others de chop"
If CHANGE is Defined as "A state in which You don't know which way the country is going,price hike(Garri,fuel,Dollar,cement,)No rule of Law,witch Hunting,Inconclusive elections,DSS assaults"
I WHOLE HEARTEDLY PLEGDE ON MY HONOUR AS A NIGERIAN 2 GO BACK 2 MY CORRUPT ERA
Anyway no blame una sha.Change too can be a NEGATIVE One.
If una say NEgative'Change

Which song him sing? Is it Pant noniro? Ukwu nwanyi owerri abi na Jahe and kpuchie

Benekruku:
Alfa marine

Repent. Stop singing d song Stop Cruising d sinking ship Hang both legs All will be well. Jesus saved us so he can save u 2

Patriotism is when:
Christiano Ronaldo (4 Ballon d'or)of all people plays for his country even though its with the most neglected team bcus he wants 2 make himself/his country proud.
Messi (5 Ballon d'or) will try 2 show case his talent too puting on d Argentine Jersey.
Neymar jnr. Same
So what are all this Nigerian Stars feeling Like sef. Always been manipulated and controlled by their clubs that will never regard or remember their efforts.
You include them name problem,you don't invite dem Wahala.
Other better players here in Naija de rotten because the eyes of our so called Sports scouts are all blind.
Before u know it they will just go and bring Flavour Nabania 2 play against France.
Corn-tea-new

Yewandequeen:
Better than sleeping around

Na the same thing my Sister.Konji na bastard sha

That ewu should wear his uniform jare.Abi na becus no b military uniform?.if d mumu c me wear am nw,he will b d first to ask 4 my head.Why can't people jst lead by example.I Tire sef.

furrr:
I try so much to avoid thread that involves this kolomental governor...

He might be popular in ekiti and possibly the southwest

What makes him think he is important enough to be called by buhari

Mtcheeeew

Because he is one of the Governors of the 36 states of Nigeria.Dullard aSsociation of Nigeria

moffymichael:


when they predicted the solar eclipse, weather, natural disasters like earthquake and the likes.....didnt it happen?

Lol Sick Atheist! They na who? Bible don talk am tey tay na.u de dull o.My broda na 2016 we de o.

LastMumu:
Wait, is his left leg inside the WC?



www.nairaland.com/attachments/4446416_vllkyt6t9pgbmm2bo_f600d592_jpgeb217df2f83ee79c8ec81c218d04bd7d

I guess yes from wer m seeing it.

M17CXi:
One day, Heaven suddenly became extremely full, and something had
to be done. So The Lord decided to have St. Peter wait at the gate
and ask everyone how they died. If it was a grisly story they told,
they could go ahead into Heaven. But if not, they had to go to Hell.
The first man walks up and St. Peter tells him what's happening.
"You see, Heaven is quite full today, and we have to ask everyone
how they died. If it sounds good, you can go ahead. But if not,
you go to Hell."
"Ok," the man says. "Well, for awhile I'd been suspecting my wife
of cheating on me. So today I thought I'd leave work early and
catch her. Sure enough, I got to my apartment and she was lying
naked on the bed. I ran all over the apartment searching for the
man but couldn't find him.
Then I remembered that we lived on the 25th floor of an apartment
building, and we have a balcony. And there was the man, hanging
off my balcony. I beat at his hands and he just wouldn't let go,
so I ran and got a hammer and beat his hands until he fell into
the bushes below. I saw he was still alive so I got the
refrigerator and pushed over the edge on top of him. But the
strain of the effort gave me a heart attack and I died.
"Wow!" St. Peter said. "That really is bad! You can go ahead..."
The next man walked up and St. Peter gave his spiel about Heaven
being full and the man would have to tell his story.
"Ok," the second man said. "So I live on the 26th floor of an
apartment building, and everyday I do exercises on my balcony.
Well, today I fell over the edge, but luckily I caught the railing
of the balcony below me."
"Suddenly, this man came running out and started beating at my
hands. He ran back inside and I thought I was safe, but then he
came back out with a hammer and beat my hands again. I finally
fell off, but luckily I landed in the bushes below and they saved
my life. But that wasn't enough for the man because he pushed his
refrigerator over the edge and it landed on me and killed me.
And now I'm here."
"Wow, that's a good one too! You can go ahead..."
The third man walked up and St. Peter again gave his spiel about
Heaven being full and the man would have to tell his story of how
he died.
"Ok," the third man said. "I don't know what happened. I was
hiding naked inside this refrigerator..

Hahahahahaha LWKMDForHereOOO

There was a certain Amaechi during GEJ's tenure and here is Fayose representing well at PMB's era.life is a bastard

Short note or long note sef? Anyway dey shud leave d note n giv us Textbook

Pls I wan to kno d original size before d reduction?

Dear NIGERIA,
Am writing this letter to you now becus of say I don tire.
I de vex well well as e b na to para na him jst de hungry me
I no b prodigal son bt as the son of the soil, make I ask u 4 one favour; u go fit give me d share of my own property wey our father give us make I comot here?
I no de beg u o,I jst say make I tell u bcus na u b our Elder brother bt u dey take evrytin personal lik say d tin na ur right
If I wake wahala u go call police,if I cause casala u go call Army,if I say make I protest DSS go brk my door for 1AM.
Bros na wetin I do you? Eh?
Thank You in Anti_cipation
Yours Co_Sibbling
CHUKZERO

Which day wey Nigeria Govt go jst call me nw as d son of d soil,Give me d share of our fathers property so dat I can go away from dis Zoo bondAGE.

He shud look for another village n join na,which kind suffer him wan suffer himsef lik dis sef

lustychima:
Wailers should cry me a river


Let buhari b a dictator but let him chase corruption from all crannies of this nation

U need a High Five with a chair on ur face

Flirtyjane:
This one no be joking matter cos I need to know so I will decide to be tearing like other girls or I wait till Mr right comes..
*wink*


Where the mod?

U don tear die sef,c ya name na Flirtyjane
U ar Nt a virgin bt Virginia

Hw wike take get dis info sef de fear me.him no de sleep?...strong n mean men still de exist for dis Wayward govt o.

D baby b like "Make I hide my face"

Jst say "hey Mr! u have body odour" den frown.