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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 5:51pm On Apr 05, 2013
Dj?? Yo' mic murdered u/ nd d studio u own even banned you!/ . . .pathetic! Yo' twice beta?? Damn lyk d 23rd leta of d alphabet im double u//

im blastin u wit no hesitation/lyricAl execution/u gon pull out c0nsecutively like under 18 sexin wit no protecti0n!//

my lyricz be leavin men exhausted like mufFLERs/servin buTtlerz like d phuckin' coke dealerz/since i entereD d game. . .emceEs went oN saBbaticALS/ so dj! Like yo' dream cAr u beta get undER!//

principal?? Nd yo' bAttlin principality...goddamnit!/like a friendly match..amma play u wit no mercy/till dis prof naughty bec0mez real faulty nd death bec0mez his pRiority!//

lmfao! im stilL d number 1 yo' numero uno!/ Even vetz dont mesS wit me..coz im numeral I u knw/see dis m0fo! Be gIvin me an ant blow/oh! like a pant pro/even yo' reD light'z makin crizzY cANT GO/im determineD like im oN a mission to blow..So resPect him! Even tho d dude aint boko//

i did ma examz on d roOF. .so im on top of d class/hip hop'z candy den i threw away d rappers/nw yo' spit poo like s.hitz in ur pamperz/written on dj'z 4head z d king of cApua!//

puns?? U force em' like sim0n coint... Like ladiez breast mine stay on point!. . .i stay healthy..unlike dayz i gat no week ends..so on satUrday ..where kage endz hIS LIfe. . .yo' end/ yourz too/. . .m0dafucka. . .im 3 minus 2/. . .relate dat!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 4:17pm On Apr 05, 2013
increda: you now talk to your fellow recyclers?
lmao. . .maybe!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 6:47pm On Apr 04, 2013
Lmfao! Hiphop isnt dead coz im still Alive!
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I rule dis game get me a tee-square/d only one who does it beta..av gat to be a me squared/dis dude'z on fire like d hit by p-square/i guesS men's room Z needed 4 us to get a peace here//
im here wit d bat..makin hits like all session/ killin beatz like dont mention/nw i gat much class...lyk i be teachin' smith and wessi0n/tryna survive, while other niggaz be trippin' on misconcepti0ns//
yo' dj?? Pray yo' d0nf end up like miss jay..coz d lame linez u display makez phil may lost his job at d breeze bay!//
tiqht one duck?? Nah im thrashin' p.ussie niqqaz wit these rhymez on c.ock/nw ah stay on d high earth like d ma timez on rock/ rollin on d t0mz..coz im diggin' d nightz of buck//|t0m buck|..
See..im on top of d world! Like apostrophe/oh! im numb fray see?? Yea! Kid. . .dumb prey try using bug sPray! // . . .no sHid! . . .NL get ready!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 5:42pm On Apr 04, 2013
dj5naira:

Stop begging.
ayeite! . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:25am On Apr 04, 2013
SimplySEA: Wow... Proud of u guys! Creativity at its peak is what i see here! And d consistency is wow-ing! I visit but quietly! And thunderstorm, good intro in d ba2 of vets (mik vs ibime) a real rumble it is. I jus mis lines from sleak... I wonder what's happened to him! Good job guys! I believe m.i and ice and even d mode would be lurking around to steal "lines", for a possible "hook"!
word
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:24am On Apr 04, 2013
nosa gold:

Damn man. Do you ghost write for modenine?

lmfa0! Yes na. . .hin be ma padi
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:22am On Apr 04, 2013
dj5naira:

♪♫ Now playing ♪♫ Banky W - ♪♫ Yes/No ♪♫

yes jho0r. . .im to dr0p on saturday. . .plz jawe
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:21am On Apr 04, 2013
Lmfa0! Check..1,2

Mofo! Beta get this <diss> clean<klin> lyk detergents/im alwayz d general yo' still d sergent/so, no c0mment/coz yo' flowz low current!//
the 0nly ice we knw repz d west side connection/so y formin?, get d phuck off..nd bid 4 d next time generation/
i throw punchez that just beat u to death/flowz with hIqh voltage that must heat u to melt/with linez that eat through yo' flesh/damN! Meat l0okz so fresh//
battle you?? That must be an advice letter/coz yo' aint no rapper/even yo' aint gettin' better! . . .//
warn yo'self !...i knw niqqaz be feeling<filling> me lyk im empty/. . .i bAll so rouqh and ah aint talKin rugby/..nw yo' seEin d real crizzy/ time 4 break fast. . .eatin d meal softly!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2013
Dj5naira. . .+iceberg+sleak. . .plz o...i wan b0rROW s0me d.ope lines fr0m s0me of yo' old flowz. . .to bA2 'KAGE' 4 rap-royalty.com . . .plz o. . .im i free to use 'em?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:12pm On Apr 03, 2013
See. . .me!

Im too d.ope..only a fool would wanna sm0ke me/im d only one u wanna c..tell me who dis blokez be/d fact is..yo' rap stinks..it alm0st tried to choke me/yo' wanna knowee?? Nyc! Fried wit coke see?//
so many barz out dere, so hard to see mine/ these niqqa's be sayin gibberish, they knw they cant deFine/listen! I sPit badt punchlines/d last time i was outline/ i thINK dah waz in cLass nine!/crizzy bite?..timez past! Nw i rhyme fast lIke i flex nines!//
numero un0! So Bleep tommy im d ilL FIGURE<hillfiger>/nw all u niqqy'z do is 8<hate> like yo' b.itch figure!//
nw i got tym 4 NL...matter of faCT!/d midDle weiqht champi0n textcee.c0m..was it a j0ke? Phuck dat!. . .winnin' it bAck to bACK/ nd bitin' their linez in NL raCKz on raCKz/. Lyk itz. .paCKEd in a saCK!/ {Time to stop that coz the champi0nshIp nd tourneyz are over! Now im faCIN NL. . .the real crizZy c0mez n0w!} no m0re bitin'...diz z ma 2nd fl0w in Nl withouT biting!. . .im here . . .i c/0 anybody rIgh nw
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:23pm On Apr 01, 2013
Rap maestro: if i type make ur mama no dey put mouth... Moreova, it just prove dat my stupid lines still d.ope pass dat f00l's/ crizzy, i hope dat ur comment is not bitten though, cos we all knw like a vampire needing blud u bite a lot...
yo' ment ur m0mma?? #speechless#
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:19pm On Apr 01, 2013
[quote author=Rap maestro][/quote]
hmmn...cool story tho!. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 2:01pm On Apr 01, 2013
Rap maestro: .... No one but 'U'...
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I'm a guy of short words...
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Newbie entered d thread and START-FORMING-D.OPE/yea, he even said he just learnt multis and he still SPAT-FOAMING-THROW/well i ain't here to START-GROOMING-FOES/but when u don't know ur mate again, don't u fink pEEpZ will CAST-A-FUMING-STONE/we BADT-AT-ASSUMING-THOSE/wit rude comment are FAT-SLEEPY-HOES/
f**k u, hav u 4gotten u almost cried when I'd DISS-U/shouting 'maestro' come back make I BEAT-U/but unlike Beat F.M, i just love 2 PISS-U/a piece of u, makes u mad like B1tch's flow cleaned wit TISSUE/well! Don't come close, cos u'll just die and know we won't MISS-YOU/one minute silence and your a$$ in morgue, we'll FREEZE YOU/
i've been keepin-my-arms from slappin-yo-hard cos when I'm Rapping-be-hind/u'll be far Lagging-behind/den i'll have to create a boundary by MAPPING-D-LAND/you and Ibime can die like Chicken dissected-wit-knife and Still FLAPPING-ITS-ARMS/well i'm STRAPPIN-D-STAND/can't repeat beating u like Bout of Samuel-Peterz with Legendz dats gud at BURPING-D-BAD/i'm SMACKING-D-$$/skullz of haterz is smashed cos i've CRACKEN-D-FAGGS/well he 'leaves' shamelessly cos 'i've BLACKEN-HIS-HEART/only khimWHYTE can illuminate his life By STRIKING-d-STRAND/of his heir den he'll b SEARCHIN-FOR-MAN/2 bleeb and make his sh?t bleed and heat like Jimmie Chin is SPEAKING-IN-FRANZ/i'm SCREECHING-D-BANDS/to have diss faggs SPIT erupt wit release of his abdomen like PRISON-EN-MASS/well when he accept to call me out, others can HAVE A REASON-TO-DANCE/i'm BUILDIN-D-FACT/know dat his structure is D WEAKEST-IN-TOWN/QUICKEST-2-CRASH/no solid foundation its like just a BRUNETTE-OF-SWATCH/u won't still model unless u PRUDENT-2-CASH/sentimental..so i sentence diss fagg to my prison-of-bar/not a chocolate like Cadbury's, but e sweet pass spices of roasted Chicken-after/but I QUICKEN-MY-SPAR/so i'll 'GHOST-MODELY' GIVE-HIM-A-SCAR/i'll BEAT-HIM-A-FAR/cos wit distance i'll still 'LONG PUT' my arms 2 SHOOT-HIM-APART/he's got 7 topics non of which made Two-page{s}/he'll spit a hot bar when i beat him and he sh?t a F00l-CAGE/i'll 'pay u a visit wit puches' cos u know as ur boss, i owe u a FULL-WAGE/AU-VISAGE/when i smacck u, u'll see in 3D like a Mirage
lwkmd. . .multiez with no sense...shey u go skul sha?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 1:57pm On Apr 01, 2013
mistaswag: *bounce in n pick mic*
QUICK FREEX pt4 (fb cypher)

see now am always on top.. like women scarf|
damn, now i luv
MA LIFE| knowinq am no more a snarf!|
now i dont walk around wearinq a tie, buh dey say am livinq a boss life.. qez d0peness talk|
cuz to me tz always the riqht tym, cuz i dont wear no clock| so incase u dont know, all yah beef talk.. on ma body dosn't make a nock(knock)||

<<<BACK THEN>>>

i remember back den wen dey call me swaq-rhymer-on- 2qo|
cuz all ma focuz was on rhyme.. tout datz how rap should qo|
not until i drop ma 1st keystyle on NL.. i was totaly iqnored den i knew i was a wack-raper-wid-ma-flow|
so like a suicide bomber.. i was determined to blow!!||

<<<AND NOW...?>>>

yup i did! cuz y'all knw am druqly-rife|
am so endowed, i can even snatch yah fuckinq-wife|
and curse an urqly-strife!|
so if u decide to fiqht back wid punches.. it qan be useless cuz itz
certain i'ma quicky dive|
..yup am druq, cuz sick barz i have!!||

<<<I'MA ALWAYS STAY HIGH>>>

..so haterz i'll be quick to damaqe|
and cut em all in half|
like a butcher knife|
so next time u'll learn to pick on sumone of yah aqe!|
cuz i spat wid raqe|
so like u're cauqht in a terorist raid|
u'll always be behind ma barz.. mehn, u qan die in caqe!|
for u to knw i aint here to play.. like hitler war am here to waqe!!!||
oNe

*clean sweat.. Den drop mic n bounce out*
we d0n c dis 4 fb b4 na. . .ur life no even sweet. .lmfa0
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 10:37am On Apr 01, 2013
killsmith: jisox...can't believe u just said this....*i refuse to blush*...thanks for d compliment anyway...but battling u?...I sure wud kill u with personal (u sell airtime, ur crush on christiana,u (a muslim) went to church cos of a girl...Etc)..let's just keep our cool....
lmfa0! Im seeing things
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 10:57pm On Mar 31, 2013
Home al0ne. . .lil freez b4 i sleEp jh0or
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A hallucinogenic plant eaving botanist. . .im narcotic,catatonic, a narcissistic anaesthosiologist//
guess im morgan or collins coz riqh nw i feel<phil>good. . .even d devil'z gon testify. ,imma best dude!. ,//
i heard y'all niqqa's took a shot at me?? Checked ma mail and couldnt find it. . .my barz so neurotic...yo' gurlz wanna rap to ma d!ckophone...they wouldnt mind it!..//
ibime?? You couldnt earn the first spot..with yo' rhymez. . .quit rap, yo' worthless linez made helen keller, .learn d word stop!//
chockid?? Wen i sPit. . .u beta luke<look> like d chapter b4 john...be warned! Coz ma flowz make a run<aaron> like moses broda turned m0ron!...stay a s0n!//
all though imma poundz of herbs. . .wit wah i spit..im still nice wit d r0undz of verbs//
d 0nly time u niqqa's be makin' poundz is wit pestle and m0rtar. . .all i do z glow on d mic wit pride...adenuga!
I no be harrisea, so d0nt judge<george> me. . .shout out to real vetz. . .if yo' hatin tell me!
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Lmfa0!. . .up nepa o! C.0.D on point
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2013
Lmfa0!. . .gettin' crazy . .enjoyin dis though
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:25pm On Mar 31, 2013
ojoawo: Lemme go "on-tha-ground" and "train" u niccas a little//
See my flow so genetical to those heavenly tunes, classical lyk a beetle//

E-iceberg forming titanic- ama take a leak in you and make a movie of your misery//
Bury you in the ocean of my high flow "current" and dump you in "history"//

We all knw kim's a star cos she's white, boobs draw-ry like her bars, all wack//
Even wen she's visitin d pyramids, her IQ charts- still all south//

You only ILL on yo scripts wen I write you a doctor's report after I nail you//
I know yo gonna "de-rail" now, bring it on, lemme "train" you//

Faded wack-stars - your bars so poor even when inscribed "gold"//
you know who I mean? No sir!, only dat his mendulla sags and fold//

he's got only 2 de-feats, punched with weak fists, ended as a feast for them street sages//
Formin boss without real bars- lost in d "Numbers" like incomplete bible pages//

am Thor, storm under my seat- throw thunder in hell and and "X" the man before they ask "Y"//
Oo that's jes a free-bee for the newbee, your flow keep "de-rank" like officers on exile//

Broke DJ up for grabs, 5naira bid- sold.. Oo dats my old sh*t u ate, got u feeling sick//
Now am exploring the space, yo still falling under gravity under a "2-bar" diss//tuber

Oo jeez, my hook jes got bitten, yeah, right- crizzy is in the house//
Loved your sh*t up dere, exact same missing lyrics written by my fowls//

Jes keying this while repairing on my drums - meant no "Hat-Tack" on y'all//
Nothing personal intended buh if your ego is bruised, you can reply and kickstart your fall//

LOLzzzzzZZZ
damn!. . .nice. . .0ne bro!. . Yo' 0n s0me pharoah m0nche sHit
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 7:53pm On Mar 31, 2013
chocckidd:
everyline bitten...but why
lmfa0. . .show me links bro. . .yo' worST. . .than kenkifF. . .ah doNF. . Bite again bro. . .niGga z getTIN GOod!. . .get a lifE
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 5:07pm On Mar 31, 2013
Holiday. . .payz tho!. . .c-max. . .quick freez!
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Im tøo d.ope i ruin dis site nigroglyterin drizzling. . .thr0win' m0re lines than a fisherman with tight hooks to listen. . ./
i'm d hit world-wide. . .yo' niggaz regionally. . .best rapper out with no doubt reasonaBLY/
IM cAshius clay..like ion fuccin' give a damn<adam>...even if yo' tryna persuade me to ur waCk drinks like Eve!. . .u gettin' to meet mr.hulk..beta stay lowkey<loki> or leave!. . ./
donf nid no preparati0n. . .ama sPit it out even if ah gat dry toNgues..im yo life examinati0n, rap'z own built nati0n. . .c0me in d next generati0n. . ./
im takin' over your sPOT. . .like im NixodERM...heatin' rapperz like a tropicAl tan. . .defeatin must be an imposSible plan...stoppin' me must be a joke like pictures of slander-adam!/
even if im yo' arm-pit. . .n0ne of u would sweat me. . .coz im too d.ope 0nly a fo0l would wanna sm0ke me. . ./
my mo0d z damN Frank. .cAUse im so hot dog...so lemme kip it tiqht like Behind ross-ort!. . .
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.lmfao. . .wah else??. . .
I sPIT D core dope. . .ma maidz slayeD U . .with no antid0te. . .
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Lmfao. . .0ndun!
Hiphop'z new revelati0n. . .n0 bible. . .0n me..
On any beat i go realer<gorilla> cAll dat "IN0KI" . . .
#mr chairman#
*runz baCK. . .to rap-royalty. . .and fb*
Rap Battles / Re: Lyrical Chaos : Barackobarz Vs Mikuz by crizzy(m): 4:24pm On Mar 31, 2013
Gat. . .a nail . .0n dis
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by crizzy(m): 7:11pm On Feb 23, 2013
sleakid: RULES are meant to β̣e obeyed...
If u knw u cnt drop yah verse d exact time, why not mail it to me so i drop it..
MISTASWAG wins via no show..
Upp next
FIRESTONE vs INCREDA get prepared

buh. . . .i don beg na
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by crizzy(m): 6:06pm On Feb 23, 2013
Sleak naw. . .talK Abeg
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by crizzy(m): 6:05pm On Feb 23, 2013
I no lyk. . .wetin sleak dEy do naw. . .i don beg naw... . .4mins late ni naw
Rap Battles / Re: Top 10 Battlers Of The Month by crizzy(m): 6:03pm On Feb 23, 2013
Help me beg sleak o
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Battles Complaints Threads by crizzy(m): 6:03pm On Feb 23, 2013
I no lyk. . .wetin sleak dey do 4 d BITAC. . .stUff o. . .kai. . .d tin dey pain me lyk madt
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by crizzy(m): 5:59pm On Feb 23, 2013
mistaswag:

lie lie! na 30mins u use qada dose personals too?.. u tink say we be f00l like u .. smh for u jhor tongue
hmMn. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by crizzy(m): 4:57pm On Feb 23, 2013
This tin dey pain me naw. . . .coz i cracked my brain to put d ish down within 30min. . .nd i dropped by 4:04pm. . .nd nw sleak said. . .itz useless. . .y na? , . .consider dat o. . .u be human naw
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by crizzy(m): 4:56pm On Feb 23, 2013
This tin dey pain me naw. . . .coz i cracked my brain to put d ish down within 30min. . .nd i dropped by 4:04pm. . .nd nw sleak said. . .itz useless. . .y na?
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by crizzy(m): 4:47pm On Feb 23, 2013
Rap maestro: nice one,abeq check 4 biten ish... 9ce one but dis competition is 4 time conscious pple..
Wait o,u won make mistaswaq drop b4 u drop abi? GOD DON CATCH U,by d way,stup1d wordplay by u

lma0. . Thankz sha. . .help me beg sleak o
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by crizzy(m): 4:26pm On Feb 23, 2013
mistaswag:

huh?
swag. . .help me beg dis jay sleak o

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