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Romance / Re: . by Cutekriss(m): 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2014
tosscash1:

apology accepted.. cox i'm crushing on u already wink

Crushing ke!! Crashing nko!!
Romance / Re: . by Cutekriss(m): 7:37pm On Aug 14, 2014
apology accepted.. cox i'm crushing on u already wink[/quote]

Crushing ke!!! Crashing nko?
Romance / Re: . by Cutekriss(m): 6:54pm On Aug 14, 2014
Ivanspring: Nothing that fantastic. However, she did tell me that girls don't play with boys. That i must not allow them touch me because it is a sin and Jesus doesn't like it. Anyday a boy touches my breast or bum bum, i MUST report to her asap!
undecided[quote author=Ivanspring]
lol.... I doubt if you do that, on the contrary, you are enjoying it.... Mama's got her eyes on you.......
Family / Re: How Effective Is Withdrawal Method In Family Planning? by Cutekriss(m): 6:49pm On Aug 14, 2014
bellong:

For married people too?

yea!...if both parties are cheating on each other, that calls for abstinence... undecided[quote author=bellong]

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Education / Re: Share Your 2014 Waec Result Here,lets Celebrate Or Comfort You by Cutekriss(m): 5:07pm On Aug 12, 2014
Dbestmax: English F9
Mathematics C6
Physics E8
Chemistry E8
Economics F9
Agriculture A1
Biology E8
Geography F9
Igbo Language A1

Not my fault I was sick during d exams...Damn it

IT IS WELL....
Education / Re: When President Jonathan Was A Lecturer... by Cutekriss(m): 6:25pm On Nov 10, 2013
how many of u knew that dame patience was a journalist.........!......wole soyinka can testify to that......... grin
Politics / Re: Ken Saro Wiwa Was Executed Today By Hanging. Nov 10 Remembrance In D Niger Delta by Cutekriss(m): 6:14pm On Nov 10, 2013
anthoniosp: so?? how datt one take call off strike??


u mst be high on ASUU weed..........!!!.........!.....! undecided
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Insures Her Bosoms For N256m by Cutekriss(m): 6:05pm On Nov 10, 2013
Owh my lawd........luuk at dozz boobs shocked .............where are the nipples grin
Religion / Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church? by Cutekriss(m): 6:00pm On Nov 10, 2013
Logicboy03: a) Saturday night late clubbing + hangover
b) Heavy early morning secxx
c) Boring sermon
d) Sweet A/C (air conditioning) in church on a hot day
e)Last night's Eba for breakfast (because of rushing to church and not time to prepare breakfast)
grin
Logicboy03: a) Saturday night late clubbing + hangover
b) Heavy early morning secxx
c) Boring sermon
d) Sweet A/C (air conditioning) in church on a hot day
e)Last night's Eba for breakfast (because of rushing to church and not time to prepare breakfast)
Politics / Re: Man Punished By Soldiers In Lagos For Crossing An Express Road by Cutekriss(m): 10:58pm On Nov 04, 2013
magnificentsk: why did he crossed the road if i may ask?

google has the answers to your questions!
Politics / Re: Man Punished By Soldiers In Lagos For Crossing An Express Road by Cutekriss(m): 10:56pm On Nov 04, 2013
wordsbase: They do that not only to offending civilians, but offending soldiers as well. It's called "hanging".
shocked

THIS ONE IS CALLED BULLET! grin
Literature / Re: The Diary by Cutekriss(m): 7:32pm On Oct 30, 2013
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2map: I just had to run out while reading this coz twas really dark in my room. Btw,d horror too much naw, he didn't kill mama sunday, onome and eugene na.
sad[quote author=2map]

bt his dick 'd killed mama sunday!....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Teenager Commits Suicide After Parents Banned Her From Facebook by Cutekriss(m): 7:39pm On Oct 28, 2013
stan4b: I blame d parents. U don't just stop a child from doing wot she enjoys doing,d same way u can't just wake up one morning nd tell a drunkard to stop drinking. If d drunkard drinks 7 bottles in a day,u advice him to reduce it to 3,d next week,u tell him to reduce it to one bottle,den d next month,u ll see him just taking it like once in a month. But,am not talking about anything spirituality or immediate sickness. So,just like d example of d drunkard. If d girl usually stay for more Dan 7hours on fb,d parents should av just told dere daughter to reduce her fb time to like two hours in d first week,den as time goes by,she ll reduce it to 30mins per day. Rip to her.


i guess, u dnt have kids who spend 2/3 of their tym on facebook rather than studyin their books...... Wait until u have addicts for kids, then u wil use da "DRUNKARD METHOD" you suggested.....!...
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's 5 Worst Dressed Celebrities by Cutekriss(m): 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2013
dis denrele guy is freak..... Wats he??...a gay?...or anoda specie of homosexualz..........
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Backs Sesan After Skelewu Video Issues by Cutekriss(m): 8:50pm On Oct 18, 2013
omusiliyu: Wizkid dont know that Omo Baba Olowo is now ahead of him, that's why he was defendin Mr. Sesan... Team David Skelewu
undecided
omusiliyu: Wizkid dont know that Omo Baba Olowo is now ahead of him, that's why he was defendin Mr. Sesan... Team David Skelewu




lyk seriously?
Science/Technology / Re: Woman Puts Her Hand Inside A Shark's Mouth To Release Hook by Cutekriss(m): 5:55pm On Sep 02, 2013
cute shade: What a man can do,a woman can do better.

you have the right to remain silent....anything you say will be misquoted and used against you..... angry
cute shade: What a man can do,a woman can do better.

you have the right to remain silent....anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.....
Celebrities / Re: J-Martins Reprimands Wizkid For 'Broke Fan' Comment by Cutekriss(m): 12:07am On Aug 28, 2013
lil max: which one be j.martins

make u go ask google....
Education / Re: Collect Your Certificates Before December Or Face Penalty - WAEC by Cutekriss(m): 4:09pm On Jul 30, 2013
Brimmie: Una Wan Sell Ppl Certicates To Puff-Puff Sellers !!
Lol.. No Be Only Penalty, Na Corner-Kick Dem Go Face! grin grin

u wan collect red card abi?? grin
Brimmie: Una Wan Sell Ppl Certicates To Puff-Puff Sellers !!
Lol.. No Be Only Penalty, Na Corner-Kick Dem Go Face! grin grin

u wan collect red card abi??
Literature / Re: Despite All Odds by Cutekriss(m): 4:19pm On Jul 27, 2013
bigsholly: D name sasha is d beginning of fear, if
Joyce loves herself she should leave b4
Sasha returns cos hell go broke.
shocked shocked grin
Forum Games / Re: ~~>Male's Lounge!!<~~ N.B: No Female(s) Allowed. by Cutekriss(m): 2:35pm On Jul 26, 2013
caribchic: well well well...what have we here? A copycat thread...hmm cool *slowly backs out of thread*

lyk seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Will Die For Yvonne & Dust-off Tonto Dikeh by Cutekriss(m): 9:08am On Jul 23, 2013
Kennito90: i Jst got register 2mrw, am 1st 2 comment sha....bk 2 d topic, wot were dey evn talking abt sef?cheesy

they were talking about how you will become nigerian next top lobatan...
Education / Re: Help!!! I'm In Love With My Female LECTURER!!! by Cutekriss(m): 8:59am On Jul 23, 2013
..... undecidedmost unusual.....take heed lest u fall...
TV/Movies / Re: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movie(s) by Cutekriss(m): 11:20pm On Jul 19, 2013
bionicdude: haha.una wan kill person wit laff.


report to da police befor u get killed.....
Romance / Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Cutekriss(m): 8:22pm On Jul 15, 2013
Enegod: did i read this poo!!
no u didnt....u jst ate it.....!

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Forum Games / Re: Write A Short Love Letter To The Nairalander Above You by Cutekriss(m): 4:12pm On Jul 15, 2013
chrisme: Steph Steph! so na me be your pad abi?
we go jam for house angry


ask am wetha na ipad or s=pad
Health / Re: Tips To Get Rid Of Yellow Teeth by Cutekriss(m): 4:03pm On Jul 15, 2013
soaking ur teeth in hypo is the best solution ever ;Dsoaking ur teeth in hypo is the best solution ever
Health / Re: Tips To Get Rid Of Yellow Teeth by Cutekriss(m): 3:57pm On Jul 15, 2013
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manny4life: But I eat and drink all these but my teeth remains yellow, now what? undecided undecided
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manny4life: But I eat and drink all these but my teeth remains yellow, now what? undecided undecided

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