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beqs101: Damn right! If I were in Nigeria and any daughter/son of mine decides to sit his or her azze in my home at 25 years old fasting and praying for a doggone spouse, WHILE EATING ALL MY FOOD TO SEND MY OWN AZZZE TO THE "PO HOUSE". . . . AMMO make sure he or she gets sold to THE LOWEST BIDDER. . . with a double coupon PLUS A RAIN CHECK like Owelle Rochas did for his 37 year-old grand-ma look-a-like. . . ."shorty KPEMBU". . . . . "Nne Ifeoma" kinda daughter! ![]() Rubbish! ONLY IN NIGERIA FOR SURE! ![]() Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. MAKE IM GO SING 'DAMI DURO' OR 'ARA'M BE' sell record jor! NOR BE DEM MATES BE DEEZZ? ![]() Na my own go siddon for my house dey type rubbish for NL like most of these ijjjiots we see here posting day and night with NO FUTURE AMBITION? Hmmm! I ASK AGAIN. . . DAVIDO AND BRYMO wey nor fit speak beta English dey sing song abi? ![]() Bottom line: Dem lazzzy 'adult' PSYCHO children need to learn how to respect themselves and GERRROUT OF THEIR PARENT'S HOMES! Unless they were molested by those parents. . .THEN AS DAMAGED GOODS OF SOCIETY. . . THE PARENTS SHOULD FIX THEIR OWN MESS! *case closed* GAVEL POUNDS! ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkwW2GLoUCI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L7JmdF4VEM 1 Like |
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Hmmmmm! Thinking to myself. . . what was I doing at 15? NEVER EVEN SEEN A LIVE DE--EK! Not to mention have feelings for a baby! Well, if the feelings are intense. . .there must be a reason. Unfortunately, YOU ARE A MINOR AND A DEPENDENT. . . . I can't identify with your sentiments. . .and will not even try to h-understand the needs for them. All I can say is 'good luck'! ![]() THE GOOD OLD DAYS. . .WITH THE MOST CIVILIZED POSTS ON NL. . . .NICE TOPIC! ![]() |
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Because it is easier to pick on women. . .as usual. Thank our lucky stars for the WHITE RACE! Education is the key. . .LOW SELF-ESTEEM IS GENETIC! ![]() |
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As long as necessary. . . . YOUR GOD MIGHT JUST BE DOING YA A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FAVOR. . . PROPAGATING THE SPECIES OF M0R0NS with M0R0NS! ![]() Every disappointment is a TRUE blessing in disguise! 1 Like |
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Blazay: Like she handled mine of course. I concur AGAIN! ![]() |
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Just cuss 'em out! Especially in public! ![]() 1 Like |
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beqs101: This can ONLY be possible in Nigeria. . .where parents still feed, cloth and house adult children even in their 60s! NOT ANYWHERE IN THE CIVILIZED WORLD! ![]() ![]() NOT IN THIS DAY AND AGE! ![]() |
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It is more than that o! 5 out of 10 women are not the mothers either! WELCOME TO THE AGE OF BABY FARMS! ![]() |
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And women too! You just learn to manage. ![]() If you were a happy person before marriage. . . .YOU CAN NEVER BE UNHAPPY EVEN IN MARRIAGE. Reason: HAPPINESS COMES FROM WITHIN ONLY. . . .! ![]() 2 Likes |
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*please, do not say I toldyaaaa* ![]() My parents never knew I was married o. . . I had to get 'green card' fOrst! ![]() Shioooooooooooooooor!!! Even after getting residency tuition. . . I had to make 'em believe I was still a 'foreign student'! ![]() Ashually, I don't come from a 'village square' of miserable, jobless, meddlesome CONTROL FREAKS! You simply show up with your choice of spouses, THEY PAY FOR THE WEDDINGS AND WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. . .simple! ![]() We thank awa lucky stars for 'CIVILIZED' PARENTS who can mind their own doggone businesses and MORE! ![]() 1 Like |
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The ring-leader ati ARE ONA KAN KAN FO of THE NL Gang OF ALL H-AREA FADAS, MODAS, SONS H-AND DAUGHTERS PLC don h-arrive! Time for some thread derailment. . . . MILITIA BABEE. . . .make a note to yourself. . . NEVER REPLY 'PYGURU' AND IT'S OFFPRINGS ON NL! ![]() |
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Like Nigeria, like NL. . . the will of GOD! Some claim to be 20somethings while h-arguing with 40somethings on NL like they h-argue with their own parents(non-existent of course) at in thier polygamous, MULTI-BABY-MOMAS ati fatherless-baby homes aka baby farms! ![]() ![]() If a child never had RESPONSIBLE PARENTS. . . the housemaids/houseboys they sleep with. . . . or the neighbours' gatemen and drivers would act as substitute parents! YOU CAN'T HAVE WHAT YOU WERE NOT BLESSED WITH IN YOUR FAMILY LINEAGES. . . . Like my darling husband would say. . .ANY CHILD THAT LACKS PROPER UPBRINGING. . . WAS DEFIN-A-TLY A PRODUCT OF ILLEGITIMACY. . . .MARRIED OR NOT. Only a DNA test would prove this for sure! Too many 'bastards' in here and out there! ![]() Mu che che che che che |
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No husbands on NL. . . H-only BABY DADDIES. . .awaiting the much-needed paternity-testings from ALL PARTS OF AFRICA! ![]() |
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At a point d woman attemptd to commit suicide by drinking half a litre of 501 bt wat d man had guts to do was to f...k her while she lying helpless n waitin to die. Now d suicide didnt wrk n d woman is very bitter enraged weneva he sights d man. They re leavin togeda. What should dis woman do as she is tired a [size=20pt]fade[/size] Like she did not h-enjoy it! ![]() Instead of sitting there and turning a 'psycho' on his behalf. . . .why not get the required help? Apparently she is more 'fun' as a helpless, waiting-to-die' kinda spouse. . .prolly the husband's last chance to get his 'conjugal' rights! It is obvious both the husband and wife are mentally-incapacitated. A match made in heaven for sure. She needs to cure her own PSYCHOTIC state of mind. . . prone to suicidal ideations and such. . .before she transfers all that aggression to others. EASY WAY OUT FOR THE MOST MOJORLY DEPRESSED AND DERANGED. Perhaps, if she were healthy in the first place. . . .she would have picked a more-nurturing spouse. YOU CAN ONLY ATTRACT AND KEEP WHAT YOU TRULY ARE! MISERY LOVES COMPANY!!!! ![]() "Fade". . .? Dang! This 'accent' from across the Niger can be strooooooooooooooong sha! ![]() |
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In our culture, the grandparents are given the option to provide the names. . .but you don't have to use 'em! My children's names were provided by MY MOM. . .AND BY GOD SHE MADE SURE I USE THEM! ![]() ![]() |
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Forgiving requires a conscious effort. Unless you develop 'alzhemers' of dementia. . .YOU CAN NEVER FORGET ANYTHING. . . it may be stored in your RAM. . . and can be recalled at anytime. Yes! You can forgive without forgetting. . . unless you have some form of memory-impairment! ![]() NO ONE FORGETS A HARM DONE. . . NEVER! ![]() |
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