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Politics / Plateau State Governor Aka Pl001 Don Share Machine Okada And Raincoat For Sekuri by dashpee: 9:00am On Aug 09
PL001 DON SHARE MACHINE FOR WAKA WAKA AND CLOTHES WEY DEY BLOCK.RAIN TO SEKURITI PIPUL MAKE DEM USE AM SAFE PIPUL.

We all know wetin hapun for our State how dis bad pipul scatter farmers crops, ba him our ogbonge governor sidon think well well come buy machine for waka waka together with raincoat, una sabi raincoat ba?

Dis sense na to make sure say our village pipul slip well and fear fear no go dey like bifo, and una know say some villages no get road at all, I no no weda dem no get local government chairman.

The time wey our governor dey give dem dis tins on Thursday for old government house wey dey Rayfield, Barr Mutfwang say wetin him do dey among the promise wey him give to arrest kasala make him pipul sleep wella, we get luck for our State ooo...

He even say dis one wey him do na genesis him never enter Leviticus, e go do plenty tins to make sure say sekuriti pipul no give excuse, and all the place wey moto no fit enter him sure say machine for waka waka go enter.

He come say wetin him do na wetin him suppose do so dat make dis pipul wey like to kpai pipul go another place. He don reach 2 months now wey we neva hear say dem attack pipul kill dem, na some if the tins wey the governor don do, for our villages the governor say na him work to make sure say him pipul dey safe and make dem do their farm kuleh without troble or killing, make we get boku boku chop chop na wetin the governor tok.

Oga PL001 as una no, say the state dey try him best to make sure dem put head togeda settle dis kasala wey the state dey face. He still draw eye for some of dis sekuriti pipul wey dey plan to use dis machine do going or okada, say him no go happy at all, say dey go dey put eye wella.

Early mo mo the Mr. Samuel Jatau Secretary to the Government of State wey some pipul dey call SGS him say dis machine and raincoat dem go share am for pipul wey dey do sekuriti, as una know, na Police, Soja, Civil Defence, Immigration, operation rainbow.

The pesin wey tok for the sekuriti pipul, Mista Alexander Barunde, na him be commander of Civil Defence for Plateau State really thank oga PL001 Bros Mutfwang for dis tin wey him do, he say the tin sweet dem for belle well well, he say dey go use am wella sekuriti go improve well well for our ogbonge state.

Gyang Bere
DOPPA to our Governor Bar Mutfwang the executive governor of Plateau State

Na me Dach Pee SSA on Media to Oga PL001 His Excellency Bar Mutfwang.

Politics / Governor Of Plateau State Waka Don Score Hatrick by dashpee: 10:01pm On Aug 08
PL001 WEY WE KNOW AS BARR MUTFWANG ABROAD WAKA DEY DON SCORE HAT TRICK OOO.
AS OUR OGA 001 DON GRAB HOSPITAL THINGS FROM OYIBO PIPUL WAY BE FOREIGN PARTNERS.

Where pipul dey treat demselves when dem dey sick or wound don get confidence today as oga PL001 Bar Mutfwang just dey laugh today like say na him wedding day as dis oyibo pipul bring hospital things wey reach #600 me hope you undastand for Plateau Hospital.

Dis na result wey you go get when you know why you tell pipul to vote for you, and if you use your sense and you no dey tok anyhow like... you know say dis oyibo people no dey work with pesin wey no get sense..

The hospital tins wey dis oyibo pipul bring na widows and orphans, the women wey their husband don die and shidren wey no get papa and mama, international USA, the US Nigeria, Law Group and Mary Lar Foundation, our number 1 for the state na him receive dem. He yarn dem say, him government dey ready to put everitin wey get to see say our State go reach oyibo country hospital and pipul go dey come here to treat demselves.

As our oga for the state dey tank dem, Bar Mutfwang, say from the bottom of him heart him dey tank dem well well for the beta thinking. The power wey una use dey do this beta tins na God bless una.the only tin wey we do na to look for moto wey go carry the tins for yeport to Plateau Hospital.

Our oga PL001 tell dem why some goods wey dem bring no reach the state because we all know wetin happen for last regime, tins lost well well. Dis new guys wey Plateau pipul vote don swear say dem go fear God and the governor say no go offend him pipul and all the money wey come for the state him go use am wella, we trust am sha. Our governor dey fear God.

The governor promise .to make make our State to be the best for medical tourism.

PL003 the guy wey get swag he get sense too, the speaker, Plateau State House of Assembly Rt Hon Dewan yarn say him go make sure say Plateau dey intact and him members go support Plateau pipul wella and again him go make sure say the pipul sleep with their 2 eyes close.

The pesin wey donate the hospital tins Dr Delvin of Widows and orphans International bros Emma Ogebe of US Nigeria Law Group and Beni Lar of the Mary Lar Foundation, all of dem clap hands for our governor as him dey put power to make sure say oyibo pipul wey want do bizness enter we State.

Our guy as dem give am chance to tok commissioner wey dey take care of health, Dr. Cletus Shirkur, and Chief Technical Adviser to our oga for the state on Strategic Linkages, Development partnerships, and Diaspora Engagement, Manji Wilson, still tok say dis government don agree to make dis State to stand gidigba. They say the governor na correct guy and as they dey see the governor love him state well well and he want the state to move forward.

Gyang Bere
DOPPA to our Governor Bar Mutfwang the executive governor of Plateau State

Na me Dach Pee SSA on Media to Oga PL001 His Excellency Bar Mutfwang.

Politics / Plateau State:night Attack By Fulani Herdsmen In Sabon Layi Kuru by dashpee: 4:30pm On Jun 14, 2021
Exactly 9:10pm yesterday night, Fulani herdsmen attacked a community in Plateau state called Danchol (Sabon Layi) 12 lives was lost in the attack, the attack was very professional. Up till this moment the security has refused to turn up, well the community don't really want to see the present of security.

The member representing Jos South Jos East federal constituency was their this morning to console people of his constituents for what happened, Channels tv, TVC and other media houses were their this morning.

May the souls of the departed rest in peace. Amen.

Celebrities / Re: Chika Nerita Ezenwa: Queen Of Aso International Releases Hot Photos by dashpee: 9:16am On Jul 15, 2020
AlexReports:
The Avails Of Queen Chika Nerita Ezenwa, A Beauty Queen, Career Model And Humanitarian

In Nigeria today, few prospective young women have assumed the role of establishing iconic impact for progressive change and improvements in humanity, especially with their zeal to reach-out and touch lives. Amongst these few notable personalities in Nigeria, is the young, beautiful vibrant and intellectually excellent Model and Beauty Queen, Miss Ezenwa Chika Nerita. The iconic and eloquent Damsel is a runway and commercial career Model. Ezenwa Chika Nerita is currently the face of one the fastest and biggest perfume brands in Nigeria, Sapphire Scent and Sapphire Time.

Ezenwa Chika Nerita is unequivocally passionate in her extension of benevolence and care towards the underprivileged, downtrodden and vulnerable children in communities across Nigeria. She is also focused on Education for the less privileged children and those with special needs, as a result of the difficulties they may encounter in trying to get good care and education without sponsors.

The Abia state Model and a graduate of Economics from ISM Adonai University in Cotonou, Republic of Benin, remains unconditionally dedicated to her vision of getting infants out of the street and giving them a better reason for living. She has initiated several projects and initiaves to provide care for children suffering with autism, out of school kids, rape victims charity visitations to IDP camps.

As a Career Model, Ezenwa Chika Nerita has also participated in a few pageant contest and emerged winner Most Beautiful Girl in Abuja Face of Dolce for the year 2016/17 and was recently crowned Queen of Aso International 2019/2020. She has not relaxed her rekindling her energies to remain an agent of hope and a mentor to the younger generation of Models and young girls across Nigeria and Africa.

Queen Ezenwa Chika Nerita has been described by many as a symbol of hope, with an adorable sense of belonging and respect for humanity. She is one amongst many beauty queen that continue to respond figuratively towards supporting children, especially the underprivileged in the society. She is magnificently beautiful with a statistics of 34,26,35. Queen Ezenwa Chika Nerita loves cooking, reading, travelling and crafting.

https://www.statepress.ng/2020/07/the-avails-of-queen-chika-nerita-ezenwa.html?m=1
what is the definition of beauty?? is it complexion or Intellect...it seems fair ladies are mainly seen as beauty
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Bans China's Huawei From Its 5G Network, Hands US Big win by dashpee: 9:12am On Jul 15, 2020
Originality007:
The UK approves the phased removal of the Chinese telecoms giant from its 5G network despite warnings from Beijing.

The United Kingdom has bowed to US pressure and approved the phased removal of Chinese telecoms giant Huawei from its 5G network despite warnings of retaliation from Beijing.

Tuesday's policy reversal handed a significant victory to US President Donald Trump's administration in its geopolitical and trade battle with China.

But it threatens to further damage the UK's relations with the Asian power and carries a big cost for UK mobile providers that have relied on Huawei equipment for nearly 20 years.

Oliver Dowden, the UK's digital secretary, announced the move in Parliament on Tuesday after Prime Minister Boris Johnson chaired meetings with his Cabinet and the National Security Council.
"From the end of this year, telecoms providers must not buy any 5G equipment from Huawei," he told MPs.

The new guidelines also require all existing Huawei

Huawei had been reportedly pushing for the full ban to be delayed till after the UK's next general election, scheduled to take place in 2024, that could potentially bring a new government to power with a more sympathetic approach.

Huawei's reaction
"This disappointing decision is bad news for anyone in the UK with a mobile phone. It threatens to move Britain into the digital slow lane, push up bills and deepen the digital divide. Instead of 'levelling up' the government is levelling down and we urge them to reconsider," Huawei said after the announcement of the ban.

"Regrettably our future in the UK has become politicised, this is about US trade policy and not security."

Johnson angered Trump and upset some members of his own Conservative party by allowing the Chinese 5G leader to help roll out the UK's speedy new data network in January.

The UK was then completing its departure from the European Union and looking to establish strong ties with powerful Asian economies that could fulfil Johnson's vision of a "global Britain".

But the Trump administration told the UK government that its decision imperilled intelligence sharing and could even result in the relocation of some US fighter jets from England.

US stance

Washington believes the private Chinese company could either spy for Beijing or shut down rival countries' 5G networks in times of war.

Huawei has always denied this and pointed to 20 years of cooperation with British security agencies that checked on the safety of its existing 3G and 4G networks.

The British review was triggered by new US sanctions in May that blocked Huawei's access to US chips and semiconductors at the heart of 5G networks.

The restriction raised the possibility of Huawei having to switch from trusted US suppliers to alternatives whose safety could not be guaranteed by UK security agencies.

https://www.aljazeera.com/ajimpact/uk-bans-china-huawei-5g-network-hands-big-win-200714120459624.html?
other nations should emulate, Chinese must be isolated, they brought corona virus to takeover the world economic, but they will pay darely for that...

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Romance / Re: Should I Block And Blacklist Her? by dashpee: 9:09am On Jul 15, 2020
vybzkartel:
I proposed love to her though knowing that she had a guy
Wanted to marry her but she said she will think about it. Later she said No so I moved on.

I decided to avoid her totally since I wanted the feeling I had for her to die since I couldn't get her...I wouldn't call nor message for about a month and then she would either call or message me. This cycle has gone on for about three years. Anytime I decide to forget her, she will call or message asking why I don't call and bla bla. When she does that and I decide to call or message her, she would give excuses and hang up or quit chats.

When I shun her, she will find her way back to call me or message me. Should I blacklist her and block her on messenger?

If she doesn't love me and can't date me, why can't she let me be? Please advise
Don't blacklist her, play along and get a decent lady and when you are together when she call, just give the phone to your new found lady to answer the call
Education / Re: Reps Ask FG To Reverse Decision On 2020 WASSCE by dashpee: 12:14pm On Jul 11, 2020
Romance / Re: My Husband Mistakenly Shared This My Nakked Pic On His Staff Page (photo) by dashpee: 7:26am On Jul 09, 2020
Preciousgirl:
My husband this morning shared my nakked picture onto his staff WhatsApp page. He discovered it later and deleted for everyone.

Is there a technology to delete it from the devices of those who might have saved it? Thank you
can we see the naked pictures....iriot,
Politics / Re: Magu: DSS Orders Journalists Out Of Presidential Villa by dashpee: 6:45am On Jul 07, 2020
EngineerBode:
APC should just announce that this is military regime

G guys in my area said if today was a Friday, they would have gone to club to pop champagne on Magu's head. One of them does online dating and recently collected N8m from a woman he met on the dating site called Bit Mistress. He has money to flex small so I understand
lemme see those supporting Keyamo against the NASS...mtchewwww
Romance / Re: Want To Start Earning 2k-3k Daily?get In Here! by dashpee: 8:41am On Jul 03, 2020
dachpee01@gmail.com
Politics / SCAM ALERT! Keyamo's Poverty Generating Jobs And The Fight For The Poor by dashpee: 10:33am On Jul 02, 2020
Written by Daniel Bott Jos Plateau State

SCAM ALERT! Keyamo's Poverty Generating Jobs and the Fight for the Poor

These days I just like to face my front. I just watch boxing, listen to reggae music, watch Uncle Steve Harvey and Drew Binsky, play cards with my children, trim flowers, gossip on WhatsApp, and calculate when my money will finish since I have not worked for 4 months. I avoid the news. It's all Edo and Covid out there. But I don't live on fantasy Island, so I know that things are not well with my country.

No ruder reminder of this than the rofo-rofo between Festus Keyamo and the joint committee of the national assembly yesterday to jack me back to reality!

So, about what happened: in my opinion, the most important question should have been: "why do we want to employ 774,000 people and then pay them N20,000 monthly for only 3 months to clear gutters, control traffic, and then throw them back into the joblessness?" We are not even asking, "where are the gutters in most LGAs when there is no road," "which traffic do you need 1000 young men to control, when some of the LGAs don't have up to 1,000 cars"? We are also not asking, "where has this model worked before?" Economics is about models.

Those were not the questions that the honourable members were asking. But in fairness to them they asked him some very important questions:

1. Why were 8 ministries involved in the process, yet it was his ministry that dominated everything, including, and especially, the recruitment? Where do the other ministries come in?

2. How do you intend to measure the success of the intervention? What are the key performance indicators? In other words, after spending about N50,000,000,000 on this project, how would you measure your success?

He provided no answers, then he became confrontational when the Chairman of the committee asked journalists to leave so they can have a closed door session with him. We all know that this procedure is not strange. The NASS always does this. Even the executive. Even in village meeting, there is a closed session. Going behind closed doors is a part of our democratic culture and socialization. It doesn't mean that someone is trying to hide corruption.

Keyamo assumed that the NASS members wanted to hijack the process. Maybe it's true, we don't know. But you can clearly see that he was comfortable hijacking the process himself. He even said "15% of the slots had been reserved for NASS members so what else do they want," trying to make them look like greedy crooks. Clearly, he was playing to the gallery.

When Keyamo is negotiating with labour unions like JOHESU, NARD, TUC, ASUU, we all know that they go into an executive/closed session. Does it mean anyone is trying to hide corruption? Why was he suddenly averse to a closed session now? Even the weekly FEC meetings chaired by the President are closed to the public.

Three truths: Festus behaved like a badly brought up 5 year old yesterday. There was nothing distinguished about his comportment, his composure, his language. Second he was clearly playing to the gallery. He was keen on winning a popularity contest against the not-so-popular members of the national assembly. Maybe he misses the days when he was a defender of truth and right, and he wanted a feel of those days again. Maybe. But you can't run with the hares and hunt with the hounds. Third truth, our government has still not found a solution to the poverty question. They are still throwing money at problems, happy that they have made an effort, not caring if the effort can yield fruit.

Finally, to give a fair warning: don't let yourself be scammed by this 774,000 jobs business. It is a badly conceived gimmick by people who have no clue how poverty is reduced. Don't let yourself be scammed by Festus' theatrics. There is nothing righteous about his indignation. If my 4 year old daughter throws a tantrum like that, she will be grounded - no Disney Junior for one week. Don't let yourself be scammed: the show he put up had nothing to do with protecting the liberties of 774,000 poor people from the ravenous appetite of selfish legislators.
Politics / Re: Incessant Killings: Northern Groups To Protest In Katsina by dashpee: 7:44am On Jun 15, 2020

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Politics / Re: IGP Adamu Shuns Aisha Buhari, Refuses To Release Her Aides by dashpee: 11:28am On Jun 14, 2020
Islie:


https://punchng.com/ig-shuns-aisha-buhari-refuses-to-release-aides/
I love the confustion, they can kill themselves ooo...
Romance / Re: I Really Love Him But What Do I Do? by dashpee: 12:21pm On Jun 12, 2020
OBelz:
I've been in a very serious relationship with an Igbo guy. He's nice, handsome and we've been dating for 2 years. He talked about me meeting his family and I was very excited little did I know that it would turn out to be my worse nightmare.

I met his mum and she seemed really nice, but her attitude changed when she realized I'm a Yoruba girl. She immediately told me to my face that I can't marry her son. Her reasons weren't clearly stated but she said she doesn't like the Yoruba people. My heart melted, hot tears rolled down from my eyes; I'm Yoruba and I'm in love with an Igbo "mummy's boy".

I spoke with him about it and he keeps assuring me that it would be fine. It's been almost 2 years now and the family are still not in support of our union. Every time I try to move on he comes begging that everything would be fine and that we will get married. I really love this guy, why I love him I don't know because clearly he hasn't done anything to deserve my heart but... He doesn't have a good paying job yet, so I carter for most of his financial needs and even send some food to his village during festivity.

Just recently his mother called my parents to tell them that I can't get married to her son and asked that I should be warned to stay off her son.

He has travelled to his village for a week now and honestly I don't know where I stand... I really love him but what do I do?
quit and get someone that loves everything about you, because marriage is life, better a broken relationship...be warned

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nancy Pelosi, Charles Schumer Kneel To Honor George Floyd by dashpee: 10:28am On Jun 10, 2020
XXLMANDIGO:
Pelosi, Schumer kneel in silence for almost 9 minutes to honor George Floyd


www.thehill.com/homenews/house/501633-pelosi-schumer-kneel-in-silence-for-almost-9-minutes-to-honor-george-floyd%3famp
the evil Pelosi...
Politics / Re: Why Do Nigerians Like Donald Trump? by dashpee: 7:16am On Jun 08, 2020
omoyankee3:
I wonder why many Nigerians like Trump. The love is obviously not mutual...he called Nigeria a shithole country once.

Trump usually latch on any favorable popularity poll to feed his ego but failed to acknowledge polls that showed that Nigerians support him.

So why do you like Trump?
he meant every word he said...oga talk and do
Romance / Re: 2 Reasons Men Should Stop Abusing Fat Ladies by dashpee: 10:03am On Jun 06, 2020
tonyPaker:
Men discriminate some ladies because of their body sizes. They believe fat ladies are not beautiful or attractive. Some even go far to mock it abuse them and reduce their self esteem. This is totally wrong and shouldn't be encouraged. Below are 2 reasons Men should stop abusing fat ladies.

1) These ladies might have acquired such body from their parents because such thing can be genetic or hereditary. So, it is not their fault that they are big or fat rather you should blame nature for making them to be that big.

2) Regardless of their sizes, most fat ladies have good manners and are very lively more than some normal ladies. They are often cheerful and accommodate almost everybody that comes their way. So, if you are a man and you want to have a happy relationship then dating a fat lady could possibly be the best for you.

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this is really uncall for, fat ladies are what men love...no comparison
Romance / Re: 2 Reasons Men Should Stop Abusing Fat Ladies by dashpee: 10:02am On Jun 06, 2020
xendra:
you ruined it when you started comparing them to other "size"
And you said "they have manners more than normal ladies " you just called them abnormal.

Oga next time stay away from topic you don't understand or have anything to talk about. Fat ladies are ladies, you comparing them means you think there's something wrong with them, it doesn't matter if you are trying to coat it like you don't.
absolutely....you are right...they are awesome to me, no comparison

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Girls With There Wahala by dashpee: 12:55pm On May 31, 2020
Funkyswagzz:


Bro I talkin out of experience... Beautiful girls are arrogant buh those ones that are not beautiful or shud I say just moderate wiv there looks are always well behaved and they give u that respect, love, and care that u need. I have a lot of examples to give I just don't know if u are capable of reading lol

they are only made for bridal train. party girls....ashoebi girls

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Girls With There Wahala by dashpee: 12:53pm On May 31, 2020
habsydiamond:
they are like that because they have what it takes to get another person if one relationship does not work. which is their beauty. what they refused to know is that beauty fades away with time leaving them with their characters... once they lack character they will either end in their mama's house later or end as a single mom. undecided undecided
no marriage for them .... always looking at the mirror always, reminding you how beautiful they are... beautiful ladies are just headache
Romance / How Do You Define Beauty??? by dashpee: 11:42am On Apr 21, 2020
It really beats my imagination every now and then how people define beauty.
How do you define beauty Are all fair ladies Beautiful
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari And His Wife, Kulu On Their Wedding Day (Throwback Photo) by dashpee: 11:39am On Apr 21, 2020
IAMBlesssed:
The wife is pretty..
how do you define beauty are all fair ladies Beautiful
Romance / Re: D by dashpee: 11:00am On Apr 13, 2020
Rexology:
What is the reason(s) for married women to take their husband's name? Is there any legal implications should one decides otherwise?
100% ... he's your new dad

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