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Romance / Re: Solution To Heartbreaks In Relationships That People Know But Resist by DaWNigerian: 4:37am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Is There Anything Wrong With A Woman Proposing To Her Man? by DaWNigerian: 4:37am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: 15 Ways Shy Girls Act Towards Their Crush (pictures) by DaWNigerian: 4:36am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Runaway Brides: An Expensive Joke That Must Be Stopped! by DaWNigerian: 4:36am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Guys Test Girls Alot And Yet Many Fail Without Knowing It by DaWNigerian: 4:34am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: After 5 Years, Did I Just Got Dumped? by DaWNigerian: 4:34am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Every Lady Should Have A Side Boyfriend! by DaWNigerian: 4:32am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Is Sex Important In Your Love Relationship by DaWNigerian: 4:31am On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by DaWNigerian: 10:57am On Nov 24, 2016
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PortableAngel:
Well carved beard
Calm look
Agbada
Black Mercedes
That Yoruba name
The Yoruba boy swag
The ultimate squad

He had it all! The Yoruba boy starter pack! 1,000! What was it about this guy that made me so uneasy? and why couldn’t I take my eyes away?

Our eyes meet and he returns my matching look with a daredevil smile…Oh! What nerve! I quickly avert my eyes …Who does this guy think he is? ..Mschew!

He starts to walk towards my direction, looking at me square faced in the eye and I start to feel my heart pounding…My inner self-squeals ‘OMG! he’s coming here”. Instead, he passes my table just to make conversation with the anorexic looking babe at my back. OK! Am pissed and I could not even

Hide it… As I stand up to leave my table, I feel a strong grip on my arm…’Where do you think you’re going?’…….I look back and all I could see is a full, pink lower lip and a very clean carved beard. Chineke! It’s him! ….Trying to keep my cool before I trip on my 5-inch heels…”I am sorry, do I know you?”

“No, am very sure you don’t but I really want to. My name is Oluwaferanmi”

And he really did get to know me. The aura of calmness around him should have been the red light for me but I just couldn’t resist. He just had this inexplicable resolve about him that made me want to jump through hoops for him, any time, any day.

‘Calm down, Baby girl’ Sewa, my bestie wasn’t having any of my gists. She just sat there looking at me like I am some kind of mumu.

‘You know he would only break your heart right? So why are you going with it?’

The simple fact that I could not answer that question made it ring in my head for days.


What exactly is it about these Yoruba boys?

You know how girls just love bad boys, Yoruba demons embody all the badness! All the bad boy streak! Why else would they be called ‘demons’?

They just always know the right thing to say at the right time. Even if you are wise enough to know it’s a lie, you still want to laugh and smile like a BOLO. You still tend to fall or want more of the words they are dishing. They know it, they know you know it, they know you like it and they know you would always be back for more. It’s pure mind fuckery… Trust me!

They look harmless and sincere. Even those with the bad boy look, beards and all have a certain sincere aura about them.

Knowing that 90percent of girls love romance, they prey on it! These Yoruba demons would stop at nothing just to wine, dine and…..EAT you! They are romantic to a fault. they would pop gifts at your door, just because….. Leaving you fantasizing about how caring, sensitive and loving this “Femi” guy…not to say that there aren’t romantic guys out there o!…. but damn! Yoruba demons are smooth Casanovas. There is no limit to a Yoruba demons’ spending. Even if his goal is to “hit and quit that” you would sha get some of the finest trips in town.

They have this cool, calm and collected aura about them and they play these qualities to the fullest. The ones that are not totally handsome have this confidence about them that totally makes up for their “normal” features.

These Yoruba demons pride themselves in their ability to possess and conquer even the most independent, unwilling chick that has seen it all. They are mighty fine, dressed to perfection with their killer smiles and ever so evident sophistication. They are the everyday woman’s dream (you really can’t deny) but most often than none, this dream ends in a nightmare with hearts all over the floor (the girl’s especially).

It is no surprise that these fickle men would not bother to look at the good inside if they are not interested in the package as to them a girl’s packaging is everything! These Yoruba demons don’t joke with their look or the big boy impression they are trying to portray so they tend not to go for anything less.

One really funny thing they do after they get to “hit and quit that ” is to act like it’s your fault they are leaving you. They guilt trip you so much so that you start thinking you have serious issues. The really crafty ones would come up with different excuses like; “Oh baby, I have issues with commitment”….The ever popular “it’s not you, it’s me” line or the “Am still working on myself”….”I don’t think I deserve you”… “I think I’m limiting you”….”you deserve better”… “Let’s take it slow”…..LOL!…Who says these?!!! They would never know all these before they hit that o…hehe! smh!

If you are still interested in nailing a Yoruba demon, please, guard yourself, defenses up all the way till the end! Remind yourself not to get your heart broken. Be a bad ass bit** yourself. Let him do the chase, catch his attention and know what to do with it, till you observe if he’s for real but before then, basically lean back (in Fat Joe’s voice) and enjoy the ride!

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Romance / Re: I Took Her Outing, I Will Slay Her Soonest! by DaWNigerian: 10:56am On Nov 24, 2016
Interesting story. Please can I put it on a blog called www.datingwhilenigerian.com? It will fit.

jonaifame22:
The way last week started for me was very good, I was waiting to board a bike when all of a sudden I heard a voice call me frm some where across the road and as my powerful eyes zoomed all the road and it's environs, it caught hold of susan and her little brother, and it's been a long time that I've set eyes on her and when I inquired abt her where about she told me that she jus returned frm school cos she's in uniport


I cld tell that she's lookn very fresh and chubby, I concluded In my heart that port harcourt boiz are doin something great in her life, so we hugged and shifted to one side of the road and we started discussing and as we talked she commented on my looks saying I'm not lookn bad at all, then I jokingly chipped a word saying " that's why u cld not resist me that night we smooched abi" then she said abeg go joor, what are u now feeling like and we both laffed and I invited her to my shop so that we cld go outing, so she said she'll try


As she walked on, my powerful eyes caught sight of the way her yansh shaked melodiously to the rythm of her walkn step, I cld tell frm my experience in sexual matters that her yansh was trying to pass a message to me using the way it shook as a medium to pass the message and I tried to make a meaning frm wat her yansh was trying to say to me but I cld not, no matter how hard I tried my head became heavy and it was like I was feeln dizzy cos the shaking of the yansh almost knocked me off my feet but some how I managed to get back on track and in my mind I concluded saying "who yansh epp" and as I was abt to take my eyes of her sweet body and flag a bike the spirit of lust appeared frm no where, wth it's gan gan (talkn drum) of konji as it first of all hit my head wth the stick of it's talkn drum and the spirit of lust began to play to my hearing the message the yansh was trying to say to me. And I cld understand that the yansh was trying to ask me if I have wat it takes to handle all of it if we get in2 ruthless sexual duel when I'm in bed wth the gal.



And I was vexed sore and determined in my heart that I'll judge her wth my dick whenever we find ourselves within the four walls of my room for trying to lead me to hell wth the way she shook her yansh when she walked home after we finished discussing



Then I started to disturbing her life wth calls then yesterday she came to my shop and I bought her bottled water and she drank as we talked I held her hands occasionally and she didn't remove her hands and my dick was already charged, then I suggested that we go a bukateria to eat some food, so I ordered semovita. And egusi soup, while she ordered rice ,plantain spaghetti, salad, wth two kpomo and one meat and then as we ate I asked her why she ordered more kpomo than meat and she replied saying " ahhhhhh I love kpomo very well" and I thought that sounded good in my ears and I told her too that I love kpomo very well too and she smiled, I guess dhe thought I was talkn abt the kind of edible kpomo in her plate but what I meant was that kind of kpomo that is resting peacefullly in between the laps of the female human species which has made young boiz like me damn the consequences of spending eternity in hell fire to chase after it effortlessly


When she smiled in my mind I brought out my scientific mathematical calculator of sex and calculated the width,lenght,breadth,thickness,density,durability of her lips in relation to her pvssy and behold I got my answer, I believe strongly that I'll slay her before the second week of december, amen!
Romance / Romance Stories - What Are Some Of Your Romance And Relationship Stories? by DaWNigerian: 2:21pm On Nov 21, 2016
Hello everyone!!

So I was discussing with a group of women yesterday, for a blog I help admin on (datingwhilenigerian.com), which talks about the experiences men and women have had while dating, relationships and marriage.

I wanted to ask you guys - what are some of the good and bad things that have happened to you while you were dating?

Recently, somebody sent in a story about an ex-boyfriend, who used to beat her. They are not together anymore and she found somebody that wasn't abusing her..
Somebody else sent in a story about a woman who was approached by a couple for a physical relationship.
Somebody else put in a story about a man that saw a woman, and they went out but nothing major happened. It just ended.

have any of you had any interesting romance experiences while you've been married? How do married people view dating and romance and relationships?

if you have anything you want to get off your chest, or even talk about, please post here or contact any way you can.

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