missberrypop5: chai, u still deh punch shellsea fanz? Abeg no punch my Dayjhihannon01 o, he's the love of my liver good morning n happy sunday sister

Punching Keh.... Ma own chelsea fan nor sabi fait oo.... Hmm dear.. Gud morning on here..

Happy Birthday to Sehindemi

One of our new crib-mate added another year to her years. We the entire crib members felicitate wid you... May you live long in Sound health... You go last like Central Bank... ... Cheers dear

debosola:

I don't wanna argue, check the statistics. Chelsea fans are noisier. A big reason I don't like them...I'd choose Arsenal over chelsea anytime. They also got peaceful fans too.
I've been a Man Utd fan since 2006 and nothing will change that sir! If man utd lose, we lose together cos when they were winning, we won together too.

I'm sorry sir, I'm a strong man utd fan. I no be plastic....I be like Tungsten, the only element with the highest melting point...me no get melting point sef.

Stick with Chelsea and I glue with Man Utd,no spanner go lost.

see lines

Sehindemi: Hey crib mates!!!!!!
Officially informin y'all abt my B'Day parri 2mao...
Yeaaaa...meeee..tomorrow is. my day!!!!!
*stammers*
Erm erm mmm...
Sowii I'm informin y'all lately.....
Been busy workin on satisfyin U Guyz 2mao

Ayam rlly sorry fa!
@Dayjhihannon01,U still remain my humble organisin commitee..
Oya come join me invite all d crib members(I mean,all)....
I no 1 hear, she no invite me o..


Thkzzzzzzzzz all!!!!!
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeee... (still in advance fa)

*******ANNOUNCEMENT*******
This is to inform crib members that one'f our crib-mates will be celebrating her bf today...
And a birthday party will hold inside this crib, starting by 7:30pm... No official time abeg..


Neldrizzy: Dj
DaveP: Anchor
Naijaboiy: Moderator
Herald9: Co- Anchor
Priscaoge: Hostess
Missberrypop5:Co-Hostess
MrsBreezy, April07: small-chops
RSVPs
FrankySnow, Intacta, lyntiffany, Missmossy,
Temigracie, Aridsexy,

Still ur host Dayjhihannon,
Co-host: KelvinGraphics
Come 1 come all...
Let give Sehindemi overwhelming fun!!!!!
Thanks

marieolae: I'm listening

*heeeeeiiihahhhaah Shikarababababababa...... The spirit says............























Nah man go be ur husband.... .. I dliver ooooo




I knw say ur mind ehn.... .. U nor xpect dat

And where is missberrypop5.... She will show any moment from now I think..........

daveP: (enters with entourage) can i acclamatize to my surroundings? (fans away annoying smoke) too many pipers blowing!! (sees tejubabyface on d stage nodding as a contestant reads from a paper, he quaketh and trembleth) why does he quake? Tell him to relax na (sits on rocking chair)

in his thick voice **welcomes pal**.. Sidon here **shift for him

MisterLongman: You better take it easy....... Make the smoke no pass through your anus

hehehehe....... No lele... My eyes must be blended togeda to see dis clearly.. **Long cough*

*enters thread with his long black pipe*....... Here we are *coughs*

Missmossy:
I just dey ask jare,u don land now rite?

Hi Missmossy... Don't know why am just getting ur mention... How was ur papers? Good u are done.. Welcome back on here

missberrypop5: chai

Sehindemi:
Blues 4 life!!!

Goodluck guyz!

Dear u are also blue? U are too much... Half time and we are winning 1-0

FrankySnow: Is Chelsea playing today or tomorrow?

will be playing 3pm today... You be chelsea right?

****** ITS MATCHDAY JOOOR******

Liverpool done dey take Everton

Chelsea will be Straffing Aston Villa by 3pm

ManU and WestHam go dey call demselfz name by 3

Man city and HullCity Go put soup for fire By 3pm

Arsenal Go dey hug barb wire while he host Tottenham by 5:30

OYA WISH UR TEAM GOODLUCK

Neldrizzy, naijaboiy, herald9, missberrypop5, priscaoge, frankysnow, daveP, lyntyffany, sehindemi,

missberrypop5: Good day crib mates!

welcome dear... But dis ya cartoon.. Ehehehe

naijaboiy:
LoL,,u for try the stunt for the challenge na

abi nah.. Hw we go take know..

herald9:
I for tear person heart. ..#no be mouth

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see em mouth like 'akara' eater...

marieolae: God said that u shud keep quiet

**odeeshi** I spirit must bow for another..... Sisto Mary listen....

Go chelsea go.... Killem all

marieolae: delivering mood ko..God sed dat his holy water cannot work on u. U are d friend of the devil..therefore u should go nd play wid him

ROTFL...... Fear don dey catch u b4 even hearing d msg... Sista Mary ur hands are not clean

marieolae: liarr!

heeeeee... Nor be u dey sprinkleeeeee? ? ? ? It is a sin punishable by holygho$t slap to call Hi$ messenger a liar? ? ? **still in delivering mood**

marieolae: God told me I should sprinkle holy water on you! I cover u with the blood of Jesus!

*shakes body in a delivering manner* Shimashasinkarababa.... God is also speaking to me already '''Remember I won't lie on saturday.... Should I deliver His Msg??

marieolae: so u lie on sundays lmao

yes every oda days of d week

marieolae: hmm I can't believe

I'm a badt liar bt not on saturdays.

Odunharry: i fit bet my phone battery some of the ladies on this thread forming Badoo are virgins

I tell yah. Likwise guyz self

marieolae: "nl guys be forming innocent since the day Jesus was baptised by john" lmao who r u fooling?

*cough-laffing*.... Haba,, dem nor dey write am phor phaze nah... 21st century Joseph is here

acidosisTM: Why am I wasting my time sef...
It is a KNOWN & PROVEN fact that MOST ladies love badt guys...
I only pity the decent ones who make themselves available for friendzoning when Mr Badt guy goes gaga.. The decent friend will always be the shoulder for Ms I-love-dem-bad.

kikikikiki.......

marieolae: abi oh...I lie ?

hehehe.. Me I be novice o... I nor know o... *covers faze* ''Lemme go find one school register" Whispers ""Aunti Mary, or u go tutor me?"

marieolae: 1) it will be boring 2) no experience 3) he will be using u as his training ground 4)too much on my shoulders 5) he will not last long 6) temptations will make me want to seek for better 7) the fact is that we like our men to be in control

hehehehehehe.... Now this is funny... I dey laff ooo..

herald9:
Hehehe LOOSER!

u nor wapa I tell yah, come and prove ur own stunt and let's see what happens... Go there and enroll and see how it goes ... U think say nah beans..

herald9:
OK...Let's see...#brings out my wand# IMPERDA KERDAVA! POOM!

In merlin's voice... "Tospringe la repel""

herald9:
you no see as sickness catch ghost before?

imposicant....

naijaboiy:
I did partake,,but I lost

even with ur lines.. I will av to go and peruse d thread self... Den if u could lose my own do be woefully o..