Hey naija ppls check this out:
Last year, the Russians started digging an Archeological site in Siberia. After digging 500ft, they found some copper wire dating back 5,000 years. Thus, they concluded that their ancestors had been using copper wired telephones as far back as 5,000 years ago.
Not to be outdone, the Americans started digging their own site too. At 800ft,they found some Fibre Optic material dating back to 8,000 years! The logical conclusion? Their anscectors were better than the Russians. They had Fibre optics way before the Russian copper-wired telephones.
As the debate raged, the Nigerians decided to commence digging somewhere around Jigawa state( I was in the Archeology team )...We dug all the way to 1,200 feet and found---nothing . The obvious conclusion? Our fore fathers had been using WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY over 12 thousand years ago...

Why did the blonde change her hair colour before the test?

Answer: She was trying Artificial Intelligence

Hey..how much is it?

premier

Y'all probably know this one:

Preacher : Who knows?
Int : Imu tani?
Preacher : Nobody knows
Int : Kon se imu enikankan
Preacher : Only God knows
Int : Ah, alakoba ni pastor o

Latoya:


this was the phone that was stolen in nigeria at the Seun Paul's concert in lagos when i went visiting,

Eeeehen....I never knew that Sean Paul was a yorubaman o..hmm is he related to Mr Administrator?

er....lips?

Cinema

rebels

Angel-dust (now we're talking)

tears

..mistrel means singer!!!

Birthday

Mistrels

Hey it's not a poem angel...it's meant to be a joke. But It must have appeared in at least 15 other places on this website

sooo...stealing is allowed around here?

Miracles!

Roger

Taylor

Sceptre


(never mind)

I'll be the judge of that

Throne

Beautiful

smooth


(jeleen...a petroleun jelly that was in d market in the 70's...before even vaseline came into existence...you kids won't know about it )

Jeleen (do they still make that stuff)

Grease

Butter

Diagonal (I see... ...sweet dreams then...gotta see a movie too)

Horizontal (with who?)

Carnivals (nah, independence day concert in port harcourt)

This Chinese man and his chinese wife moved to Lagos, Nigeria. The wife got pregnant and nine-months later, gave birth to a black boy
The chinese man named the baby...''sum tin wong''

Concerts!!! (hey I'm organising one on independence day!!!)

kilometer

Amoeba