ogoplus: My guy... yoou funny die! But we no loose na draw we draw.

you look that our draw well so say loosing no beta pass am? 90mins wey i for take do beta tin!

I blame PHCN. anytime we no get light take watch match, we must loose the game!

[quote
author=byvan]Watch your calorie intake,breast feed exclusively,don't
over indulge in food for the sake of breasfeeding,invest in a tummy
trimmer,Don't eat late night meals.Exclusive BF really helps.I haven't
gained any weight since child bearing.[/quote]

tummy trimmer as in the one u fix ur legs down and pull upwards? does it not build sholder muscles?

chisonari.. God is sweeter
chikamso...God i follow
chikaima...God we know
ubamara...abundant grace
amogechukwu...Gods time

after delivery one needs to get back to shape, pls what helps?

when i wan laugh i go come nairaland. nairaland don add value of debt for my head, dey recharge steady!

na die dey hungry them! dem sure say bullet dey their gun sef? person wey him house dey burn fire dey pursue rat!

did i just read door to door?? abeg make them carry come my domot ojare!

Those regreting they were born as nigerian would you have been better born in syria or palestine and afghanistan? maybe una for don die by now.

pls give ur opinion and why. thanks.

[quote
author=greatgod2012]As for me, i pack food, inside foodflask, water,
inside waterbottle, biscuits and caprisone juicedrink or sometimes bobo
drink. Sometimes, when its cold, i add hot tea.
May God help us all.[/quote]

thanks but i need to know what kinds of food, mine they are more on cereal little solid.

i need some ideas, mine just started school.

chisonari...God is sweeter
chikamso...Am following God
chinonye...God be with me
chidubem...God guide me
chigozie... God bless
chidumeje...God is leading me
chikaima... only God we know
fesochukwu... serve God only
naetochukwu... keep praising God
Chikasinma... God is the best
chisomebi... God dwells with me

Its not funny when it comes early especially if young.

I read some hair tips which says with VINIGAR you can get rid of that, it helps to darken the hair. Just apply vinigar.

Please does anyone know the cure for athlethic foot, its a sore in-between the toes that is often very painful.

Can someone please teach me how to prepare stew with fresh tomato and tin tomato mixed together. Infact its becoming so embarrassing that no matter how i prepare mine, the taste is sour even with all the spices i add.

Try the unripe plantain its lovely.

Peel skin and dice in cubes, wash and boil, after a few minutes, add crayfish, cubes, dryfish or smoked fish, palmoil, onion, pepper and allow to boil for a few more minutes and then add sliced vegetable. Allow for a minute or two and bring down. Ready for eating.

Her expenses in a month depends on your level, taste and other dependants. Your level may mean that there are things you guys cannot come lower than, so in that case she must meet it with the money, no alternatives. Also Your tase determines the quality of food and what she cooks with the money i.e, sweet food, na money kill am and lastly, if she has to host several visitors in the house before the month ends, there is no way the money can go round.

I used to think 30k was too much for a month until i realised that its difficult to manage because there are certain things i need to buy for the house up keep which are so intangible for the man to note but they cost money.

anyhow, find a way to help her.

Its not the best to be cos other of your siblings use you to learn their lessons, correct the mistakes they should have made and if you are a lady and you dont marry on time before others get ahead, that one na the biggest wahala.

camp is fun and more fun when you go a distant place.

Ensure you go with your beverages, extra white t-shirt and shorts, bucket, torch, clothings for church and if your a lady for a beauty contest if you have the looks, plates, padlock, bedsheet, silpas, camera if your have, money etc.

Do all the joggings and climbings, get a cool guy to always gist with and make friends

Do your underwork while in camp for your posting but dont sleep around, no sharp sharp. If you also have someone that could assist in your posting to your desired location while on camp please contact the person so that you wont be posted to an interior village.

I served in 2005, House of Assemly of the state and miscamp of my set. It was not easy in the midst of the honourables but God helped me.

He will help you, catch your fun to the fullest. All the best and safe journey.

There are certain basic things you learn as a fultime student that a partime student may never know. The partime students often take an inferior position when they meet with full time students, they have communication and sociability problems and moreover most of them are half baked cos they just go to school once or twice a week, some dont even go due to lack of chance and only go for exams.

I had your same kind of options, but i chose a full time, anyway maybe because there was a sponsor but in your case if there's no sponsor, go for a part time.

Girlie, how much does a construction company pay that you would even consider the german boss issue, for whatever the pay, its not worth it and even to think of it, construction companies are the most unstable especially as they hire and fire as soon as the projects and contracts finish. Look up to something more stable and better still be self employed for now until your bomb job lands.

My dear, i know how frustrating this could be. i once had an admin manager like that, though the business development manager, she played same role like your boss but i made sure it fell back on her until she left. No one should stand on your nose and you allow them feel comfortable, do your own bits and make sure its evident that the one left is his and thereby standing away from his mistakes and troubles.

I think they are fraud

Really this would be the most welcome development especially for those men who do not appreciate their wives when they have all females or all males, some of those men dont even bother to come to the hospital to see the women just because they already know the sex of the baby. I wish this research would begin immediately so they can experience the pain of delivery through which ever method, whether CS or through their anus. And infact, role reversal laws should also be established making it compulsory for the men to now take up the conception roles.

Please got to Mecry clinic in akwa ibom, they have specialist there, my brothers own was operated.

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team
of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted
'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to
play their games, they asked for his papers and
having combed through everything without any offence
with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now
asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful
scrutiny of the engine number against what was on
paper revealed that letter U was written in such a
way that it could be mistaken for letter V.



That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout
'stolen vehicle'! Sensing trouble, even when he knew
he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to
say he was a priest to which the officer replied,
"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if
you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible
in your car, bring it."



The Pastor did as was commanded after which the
officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26
to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the
recommended passage and read; "Settle matters
quickly with your adversary who is taking you to
court. Do it while you are still with him on the
way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the
judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may
be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you
will not get out until you have paid the last
penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just"
one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! "Go in peace and argue no more",
said the OC.

Doctor

One day, a woman was passing close to where a burial ceremony was going on and she stopped by and starting crying with the family members, before you could know it she was already throwing herself on the ground wailing.

People gathered and were consoling her to take heart that death was ineviatable. But she cried the more, eventually she paused and said oohh, what a good man he was, ahh such a painful loss,

And people around were surprised and they said no, but the person that died is a woman and now she cried the more, chei, ehe, ahhhhh, what would her children do now, living in this wicked world without a mother, they looked at her again and said, the woman doesn't have children, she cried again the more and said , uhhhhhh , ahhhhh, i mean the children wey she for born,

So at this point food was going round and she paused to collect a plate of rice well ganished with chicken, kept by her side and drinks were also going round, they presented mineral to her and she said, the people wey dey drink that malt dem get two head

So while she was complaining about the drink, a little child that was crawling got close to her food and was almost removing her meat, she screamed, MAKE UNA HOLD THAT PICKIN OOOH IF NOT, THEM GO BURY TWO PEOPLE HERE NOW NOW.

I think the guy was heading to the car to get the condom. Wished the father inlaw and the rest waited for him to drive away first. You'r be surprised the guy would have come back with a full pack.

One impression you must change is calling the boil "my boil" Its not yours, call it this boil and then the boil will know its a foreigner to your body.

Anyway, Am not in medical line but i know there are drugs that dissolve boils and watch it, there maybe some things your body is reacting to. Cares!