@op have you ever felt his erection whilst you cuddle? Does he have a hard on?

If he does have an erection then he will soon bang you.

If no erection then he is impotent.

Finish and klaar.

Exponental: @op, do u consider urself handsome?

Yes i am very handsome and tall......whats your point here?

Please i need serious ideas o jare, if you dont have anything worthwhile to contribute please keep off this serious and life saving thread!

Pipsland78: @OP, I no blame you jare, I blame the high rate of unemployment in Nigeria for this.

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Who says i am unemployed? Sheeeooo!

Ok i have a close friend who is dating a very pretty girl but my friend is ugly. That girl is too pretty for him and i feel he doesnt deserve to be dating that kind of hot girl. And he is sleeping with her all the time, haba!
So i want them to break up so another guy who is handsome can date that girl.

Can you please give me ideas on how to make them break up?

No insults please, i only want somthing good for that girl.

WHEN your husband is the most powerful man in the world, you can probably expect him to get a fair amount of female attention.

But Michelle Obama is clearly not happy about it - and shows a face of thunder as she watched hubby Barack Obama flirting up a storm with pretty Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt.

These hilarious pictures - captured at the Nelson Mandela memorial service in South Africa - show the US President smiling and joking with the blonde, blissfully unaware that Michelle is shooting daggers at the pair of them.

The flirting continued in a political party as David Cameron got involved in a selfie with the two world leaders.

“Michelle made sure everyone knew who was boss”
However, it looks like the First Lady didn't keep her bitterness a secret as a short while later she traded seats with her hubby, who was pictured looking stone-faced while his flirting partner was separated from him.

Sitting firmly between the pair, Michelle made sure everyone knew who was boss - and it's not her husband!

We would love to hear the tongue-lashing he was given on their way back to America...

Questions...

1. Has the groom ever see his Father in law's face before?
2. If yes, did Lagbaja make him swear to secrecy before he gave his daughter to him
3. If not, did the groom agree to marry Lagbaja pikin without seeing who his real father in law is just because him wan marry.

....The groom no fit cheat on Lagbaja pikin or at least he no fit carry and babe go restaurant because he no go know if Lagabja go dey there because him never see him face before.

....Anyways the guy done ENTER 1 CHANCE be that.

Wasnt Olusegun Agagu a former AVIATION MINISTER?

What is the yoruba word for PHOTOSYNTHESIS?

If na your eye go prevent you from going to heaven make you comot arm sharp sharp.

uboma: He can still steal even with the amputated arms if he wants to. Its a mind thing, he needs to cleanse and discipline his thinking faculties...

If him don try but him mind no dey cleansed nko?

An Egyptian man has cut off his two hands as a drastic measure for being addicted to stealing.


I wonder what he would cut off if he was addicted to sex.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2404082/Egyptian-addicted-stealing-cuts-hands-allowing-TRAIN-run-wrists.html

And no be photoshop ooo

Looking from this picture below, president Jonathan is tired of being president because of too much stress.



He is considering resigning as President

Na wao!!!!!

Eish and na one lucky guy to mess these girls o. Wish I fit get girl like these...I go prepare amala sit down for there.

The funny thing is that most of them will be RE-ELECTED next election.

Why do people keep voting for them??

...Just comment on this article. Post anything. Say anything. Type anything. Just make sure u are one of these numbers and you will receive a miracle in december.
DON'T DOUBT THIS IS FOR REAL!!!

Your time starts now!!!

Prophet Pastor Joshua Adeboye Oyakhilome

So is Lagos no longer safe for Foreigners?

Na wao Lagos of all places in Naija

Briton kidnapped in Nigeria's Lagos this week
ABUJA (Reuters) - A British national was kidnapped in Nigeria this week shortly after leaving the international terminal of Lagos airport, the British High Commission (BHM) said on Friday.

"The BHM is working closely with others to secure the release of the hostage. Because of the nature of this incident, the BHM is not going into further detail about it," it said in a statement.



http://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCABRE96I0KO20130719

Ok i just came now now so can we RESTART the game? I am less busy today o so i get plenty time.

Him know already say things are bad in Nija so I should I tell him again?

Abeg I want only serious minded people to respond, no yeye response o!!

Well I participated in a competition at Shoprite and I won a Voucher which says I am to have lunch with President Jonathan on saturday at ASO VILLA. I am so excited!!!

SO WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM or what should I discuss with him?

Any advice pleeeease?

Awoof dey run bele ooooooo!!

My eye is PUSHING me

Nneka u don IMPLICATE salt for that soup wey u dey cook

Mama sheri abeg arrange me one plate of jollof rice

Them swear for u?

Why d pastor kon grab d girl br.e a.st na?....by d way those br.e a.sts look fake, I can bet with one million pounds that they are not real

2. Afam4eva(m): Quote Post
Lol IF anything, i think the bikini girls spurred them on. Btw, are there more pictures where you got this

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Spurred them to crash out of the group stage? Na wetin them dey go do for brazil be that

But the girl Nyansh nice sha

well the reason the Eagles failed in Brazil has been reaveled- our boys were busy getting distracted by Latina girls in bikini hence they couldnt concentrate on the game on the field. Just look at Mikel in this photo. How he perform on the field when na Latina nyansh full in mind?

Na wa o!!!!!

Ok im not sure which section to put the topic

Well a study shows that having odd number of children like 3 or 5 gives more stress than if you have the even numbers say 2 or 4 or 6

So guys go for it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2320235/How-stressful-number-children--mothers-relaxed.html