nellaluv:


Nigerians are so razz and crude, you guys are monkeys living on tress .

What a thread

Hold it right there woman. Everybody is entitled to his/her opinion. Point of correction: You should have said "some people" instead of "Nigerians". You dont just talk and generalize anyhow without applying common sense.

@Poster, Carry your dirty thread go somewhere else, abeg. Out of so many better things to discuss, its this only this one that came to your head. Go give your girlfriend and sisters towel make dem dey use am. I guess you ran out of idea.

davodguy:

I had a girl friend, we've been together for two years now. earlier this year she stated behaving strange, which she explained as  a result of hearing stories about me, I later find out that she have another boyfriend, who she must have been probably be going out with.


now she has find out the truth and wants me back.  (probably she have made way with this said guy.)

                  now the question.


should I accept her back and still love her like i always do,will she still love and trust me, if i does?

WHAT SHOULD I DO??

Am I the only one that noticed the parts in bold?


@Poster, follow LOVE.4BUG's advice.

Nothing do the guy. Leave him, let him enjoy his grandma.

By the time it backfires, don't come here to seek advice ooooo. You even know its wrong. Why asking?

5p1naz:

hey dude u g0ta be careful tho. . . . if u g0t nothing useful to type on here or if u got problems wif laif, go fly a kite of hang yourself. . . . , . this is a forum and n0t your father's house. . . . . u dig? m0r0n

I don't exchange words with retards like you. You went ahead to your friend's profile on facebook and you came her to post her picture, all in the name of forum? Does that make any sense to you? What has your stupid father got to do with this? I can't really blame your father. Like father like son. Get the fu*ck outta here and get a life. slowpoke.

If you don't have any useful thing to do with your time, sleep instead. So many people are huzzling for internet connection and you are here, posting rubbish. (Shakes head)

I just finished reading the whole epistle. For the sake of those who don't wanna read, here is the summary in just two lines.
The poster has a girlfriend whom he loves so much. The main problem is that his girlfriend is bi-sexual. In the course of hiding her sexuality, she has become a notorious liar. Should he continue with the relationship or should he quit?

@Poster,
Don't only quit the relationship. Fly away!

Can somebody summarize this epistle in five lines (Queen's English)?

lao:

@Ujujoan
Look who is talking where dey born you, no bi inside face i face you. It is people like you that lie about eating eba and amala but for house na your breakfast, lunch and supper

As if you saw my mind. She be pako wey dey form.

MRbrownJAY:

^^^^^^ how can someone have 200 posts in one day?! pls stop smoking that green/brownish stuff and try to stay focus on the issue at hand

Its obvious that when you were born, you chose a big manliness and a small memory. Of what use is your big manliness when your memory is too small?
If you scroll up a little, you will see my contribution to the thread. I actually posted that on mobile. She registered on 26th of june. Hahaha! I didn't see well. My bad.

Its as if I am watching this story on a 3d screen with my 3d glasses. @Swift baba cool, I'm in your story. Keep up the good works.

All some people know in the romance section is Sex! Sex!! Sex!!! Habba! Sex na food? Lol.

Your problem is inferiority complex. Tell her the truth . She will even love you the more.

@Naija_Sisi, you joined nairaland today and you have 205 posts already. I wonder what the figure will read in 2 years. Me wey don join since 2006 self have 296 posts. I gbadun your swagga. Is that your real pix? You aint looking bad at all. Enjoy your stay on nairaland.

I know the girl would have succeeded in taking some of the semen before unless that was the first time they had sex. Tell your friend to say bye bye to all his children, unless he goes for a serious fasting and prayer session coupled with deliverance.

Because of 5 to 20 minutes pleasure, see the problem you have put yourself in. You are not ready to get pregnant and you are having an unprotected sex. What stopped you from using a condom if you are not on a regular FP? Nairaland romance section is not the solution to your problem. Go and see your doctor if you believe that health is wealth.

googles:


who is this sule ??

mscheeew. . . . . bloody political thug

hehehe!! Wetin I do naw? No be true I talk? Me no dey like skinny lekpa with pointed a$$. You berra remove that picture now or else, I like your a$$ though. LWKMD

Your wife is a potential inmate and if care is not taken, she will soon go to jail. I wont be surprised anytime I hear that you lost your p£nnis to your wife because she saw a woman in front of your car.

A whole 7 years? Thats child abuse on the lady's path! Dont even try it. Wait a minute. Do you even think atall? Use your head. I believe you have some brains there. Have you thought of ageing? The people advising you to go for it are not facing the reality. They wont be there when your wife is 50 and you are just 43. Aint saying your marriage aint gonna work out. My point is you will regret it in the long run.

Me dey like thick madames with huge bobby and sharp curves.

BTW, who be this googles self? That your a55 make sense small. Your bobby don migrate go join the a55 for down. The mosquito leg come spoil the whole show. Hehehe!

@Poster, I guess you just fell in love. Its always like that in the beginning but as time goes on, na long thing. BTW, My GF aint ticklish on any part of her body. Tickling her is a waste of time. She wont even tell you to stop. Its not all girls that are ticklish.

NB: FUUUUCCK NAIRALAND FOR CHANGING THE WORDS I USED IN MY POST, MODIFYING MY POST WITHOUT MY CONSENT.

Aprilmay:

What if the babe in question is a big girl? Especially when all your friends settle down in mansion, won't u be ashamed  to invite them over?

One of the greatest mistakes most people make is to compare themselves with others. Do you know what your so called friends pass through in their mansions? Do you wanna marry him because you love him or because of your mansion friends? By the way, who is a big girl? A girl that lives in a mansion? (Shakes head). If you really love him, you will be proud to take your mansion friends to your face me I face you. Read my signature. "A word is enough for the wise"

Omolola1:

@deoyel, u nor well ~

Hahaha!!
@great cork, leave omolola alone oo. Na by force? Lol.
@mama190, where are you? Come bail your wife from the hand of great cork before he despoils her for you.

What about their sex life? I know that is going to be a no go area for Tonye. I wonder why Gloria has chosen to treat Tonye this way. Afterall, he is still her husband.

So far, you have the best story on nairaland romance section. This thread is supposed to make the homepage. I'm bookmarking this thread right away so as to know the outcome of this cat and dog marriage.

This is a good eye opener. If love is blind, marriage will open the eyes of love. Marriage is not all about love but common sense.

@Omolola1, LWKMD. The wind go soon blow and we go see Omolola1's the fowl's yansh.

@papa190, aint jealous. I know by the time you see Omolola1 her face to face, you will fly away.  She's a she-male. ROTFLMAO.