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Crime / Re: Soldiers Batter 3 Lastma Officials! by desktop: 8:12pm On Jul 20, 2010
Im telling you anyone who has ever experienced those idiotic LASTMA thugs would be rejoicing right now.
As for me o i say a big thank you to the soldiers who dealt with those ones, at least now they know khaki no be polyester grin

Truth is these guys are really devils, the other day i saw them harassing a man who's car developed a fault on the service lane and were even trying to beat him up till people around actually came to his rescue. . .why do the idiots think its called service lane?

Abeg any soldier thats on NL tomorrow go out and look for them then beat more of them.

Bastards once stopped and harassed me that my drivers license then was issued from Kwara state and not Lagos and so was an issue. . .ended up fleecing money off me cos of this freaking thugs! why didnt they fight the soldiers now?
bastards!

No one should accuse the soldiers o cos the story is one sided, im sure if you hear from the soldiers, you will find out they even deserved much more than the small shi shi they got!
Apes!
Music/Radio / Re: Bez Idakula by desktop: 11:43pm On Jul 19, 2010
Had been running my mind silly trying to find out who this guy was after listening to his song on radio with apparently no introduction. . .today i found him out and God! im listening to him from Youtube and really praying his CD is out, ill be getting one each for all my buddies. . .that much i believe in what has got to be the saving grace of the Nigerian music industry!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Motivates You? by desktop: 8:03pm On Jul 18, 2010
That horrible fear of probably not being able to provide for my fam!
God! The thot of it again just sends chills down my spine, God abeg!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Parents Wants Aki & Pawpaw Banned From Nollywood by desktop: 6:52am On Jul 12, 2010
At the beginning of all the movies,and even on the cases for the movies as well there usually is this thing called censorship guide, abi?
If the complaining parents are really not just embarrassing themselves i think they should adhere to them and stop trying to use the poor chaps as leverage to disturb people.
illiteracy is still a disease
Phones / Re: The Most Annoying Phone by desktop: 7:18am On Jul 09, 2010
blackberry Pearl considering i was using a sony ericsson w810 with 2gig memory card before that.
Got carried away with the hype of using BB darn thing had only 127mb memory card and wasnt exactly the best media player angry
subsequently got the E71 from Nokia its been with me about 2yrs now i know i need to change it but to what?
wink
Romance / Re: Girls How Would U React If Your Bf Tells U He's Not 50-100% Your Responsibility by desktop: 8:00pm On Jul 05, 2010
ROF(seriously)LMAO!
im in stitches right now!
What is wrong with these girls ehn?
well played out dude!
Romance / Re: She's At It Again by desktop: 12:42pm On Jun 26, 2010
Who first go police station na im get case.
a word is enough for the wise.
Politics / Re: Constitution of nigeria Is Against The Composition Of Inec(electoral) Body by desktop: 12:54am On Jun 19, 2010
Becomrich0:

federal character is in your constitutiton. It is not based on zone by the PDP , but state,



Look I know Attahiru Jega was president of ASUU but do you know who was his assistant as vice president of ASUU at that time . Take a shoot at it.   Prof Iwu. Same Prof Iwu , who just vacated the seat of INEC. One know all over the world for conducting the 2007 election. 

So Attahiru Jega and Prof Iwu are very good friend, 

But the composition need to contain expert. in statistics and maths and other related fields. Which is not there.


My problem what is the criterial for appointing this people. Do they know the different between - Correlation Coefficient and Coefficient of Determination in statistics.

Do you see any of them with the knowledge of hope satellite pictures play major role in election and demography.

What did each member of this group score in statictics and mathematics while in school . For them to qualify to count people vote. This information are important for us to know.

Are we not putting round peg in square hole.
The greatest mugu people in the world are nigerian, they never check fact before make comment.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Iwu and Jega?
Seriously are these people taking us for a ride?
The whole of the Inec commissioners Jega all of them should be dropped like hot coal.
What manner of nonsense is this?

The president should not use his own hands to mess things up himself o.
Partisan commis(sioners) same principle Inec heads.

No o we no want o abeg!
Politics / Re: How Do You Feel When You Hear The National Anthem. by desktop: 7:24pm On Jun 17, 2010
vexed cos its in the same genre as a shrek movie, fairy tales!
Romance / Re: This Woman Loves Me How Can I Show Back The Love To Her by desktop: 12:36am On Jun 08, 2010
, and please for whatever and all its worth DROP THE TRIBE THING!!!!
Its the the most annoying thing about being Nigerian.
Webmasters / Re: Website Review by desktop: 10:23pm On Jun 04, 2010
Two things boss
1 its no longer celtel, except that is if the contract was concluded before the name switch which IMHO should not be up on the list then
2. You already got the clientele icon, having the client list on the home page. . .i dont know makes the company look kinda "desperate" all in though not bad still looking thru will get back to you if i notice anything else.

well done bros!
Jokes Etc / Re: Someone In Trouble by desktop: 1:07am On Jun 04, 2010
Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am.
Even he knows better than try such a thing. . . grin
Politics / Re: Don't Honour Invitations, Muslim Group Tells Yarima by desktop: 1:53am On May 22, 2010
bashdecash:

is very unfortunate that some people in here are very repulsive at the sound of the name NORTH or ISLAM. its been long since i visited NL because of all these.

HATERS, thats the word am gonna use for such guys in here. why dont you get over it and grow up.

what Yerima did is not contrary to Islamic teaching and i better marry up my child at 13 than to allow her have it the illegal ways like MANY OF US HERE. we cant deny the truth that Islamic world is more chaste than the western world, and many people cannot bear the jealousy because we refuse to make the mistake they did by accepting the western IMMORAL culture and leaving their own clean ones.

what ever tribe u belong in Nigeria, u grew up hiding away all the indecent activities u commit from your parents, thats because it is not in our culture.

[b]Youre a bleeping retard to support this level of stupidity trying to use Islam as a cover. As a muslim i am extremely ashamed of what this man has done.
The fact he wears a beard and claims to be a muslim and unfortunately holds a public office, what if hes a bleeding sociopath with access to funds does that mean everything he does is right? i cant believe you would come out here and try to justify such stupidity and try to claim cos you dont want your child to do a wrong you would marry her off, once again i say this with absolutely no reservations you are a sick retard, why not kill the child at birth just to ensure she never has the opportunity to commit any sin whatsoever on earth?, God! Its people like you who make us look bad.
This act is despicable any how you choose to look at it and i hope the marriage is not only annulled but this shameless man is brought to book.
One more thing though we in Nigeria look at it from the religious point of view whether northern muslim or whatever, issue here is the international community look at it as a Nigerian. Technically, we need to stop pointing fingers but collectively renounce this ugly incidence and man because in some way we are all Nigerians.[/b]
Romance / Re: Your Parents Oppose Your Engagement ... by desktop: 12:36am On May 22, 2010
some parents are natural born BIGOTS, stupid ones i dare say. does marrying someone of the same tribe and religion guarantee a divorce free or even a happy marriage?
i think Nigerians have a major issue with themselves and like all issues rather than accept the reality of things are always looking for something to blame it on.
Seriously so the love and understanding one another part of any relationship has nothing to do with this?
just tribe and religion?
ive always said it, these two things are the very same reason we are still so backward as a country.

Let the parents do all they can to spoil the whole thing, when their vision of an ideal marriage leads to a divorce youll be amazed how they now start blaming the member of the couple that is not their child, the religion and tribe being the last cause for blame then.
I think people should stand for what they believe and these kind of parents maybe a forum thread set up with their phone numbers or contacts written so NLanders can have access if not for anything air their views in the most unrestricted ways to them directly.

One can only imagine the kind of frustration they cause these poor people.

You can also choose the option of praying, some people even if God comes to their face and talks to them will still be what they are.why do you think so much evil exists?
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Beautiful Story About Qur'an by desktop: 11:18pm On May 08, 2010
ruledworld:

I think its because that's what you watch daily on CNN, BBC, ABC, XYZ, Bla Blah, If you want to know the good of something you know exactly where to find it. The Muslims with extremist ideas are less than 1% of the total Muslim population.

True, but then all it takes for evil to thrive is for good men to sit and do nothing!
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Beautiful Story About Qur'an by desktop: 8:48pm On May 08, 2010
Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out. That is the work of Allah in our lives."

read (meaning from ask oxford.com)

• verb (past and past part. read /red/)
*look at and understand the meaning of (written or printed matter) by interpreting its characters or symbols

*to have such knowledge of (a language) as to be able to understand things written in it: to be able to read french.

*to obtain knowledge or learn of something by reading.

*to look at carefully so as to understand the meaning of (something written, printed, etc.): to read a book; to read music.

Should we also go into the meaning of understand?

The Quran is right in what it says, question is are we understanding it?
If it washes you by reading it just cos its in Arabic does reading any Arabic text like maybe the one in the back of the LG washing machine owners manual have the same effect? (no pun intended! wink)

Arabic isnt our primary language, albeit even the language we use in thinking, but when we dont even understand the English involved when explained, undecided
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by desktop: 2:41pm On May 06, 2010
@Poster, 2 words

f@%king BIGOT!

Thats all ure worth!
Religion / Re: A Born Again Christian Is Not A Sinner (even If He Sins) by desktop: 7:30pm On May 04, 2010
Ah!
that one no good o!
My belief is where there is no sin there can be no forgiveness, abi?
Since God has asked us to always forgive, wetin remain?
Car Talk / Re: BMW X5 Vs Mercedes-Benz ML - Which Would You Choose? by desktop: 7:32am On Apr 29, 2010
BlueDiva:

@ Bandit C

Don't tell me you're unintelligent.
WTF are you going on about like a lost child?

The term 'true SUV' is coined.
The looks was the basis for my using that term.

I've told you that traditionally, the X6 doesn't look like a SUV, does that make it not to be a SUV?.
The look was the basis of my diss of the X6. Read my post above where i said forget the technicalities.

Next time don't go about making silly remarks.
Any idiot can google SUV or the X6 technical details and know if it's a SUV or not.

At a glance, a lay man would struggle to decide if it's a regular car or a SUV.
Perhaps you haven't even seen the X6 on ground. undecided



***yawwwwnn!***
The poster specifically asked about two SUVs, reiterates what he wants after several out of point posts (and some pretty useful ones) and here you are trying to force us with what you want!
na wa o, why dont you start your own thread about touareg and Audi, abi na by force as you are a qualified engineer?

Pls its ML and X5 were debating we dont want anyone to help promote more debates or the likes with out of point mentions please.
Hia!
Family / Re: Pain Is Love? by desktop: 6:05am On Apr 11, 2010
"If a man doesn't hit/ discipline you, he doesn't love you!"

whoa!
lipsrsealed

Guess this means people like me are not capable of loving, then all the guys in wresltemania must actaully have something else going on!

I really do not know what to say, but a guy who can raise his hand on a woman!
Women could be crazy O and drive you up the wall & stuff but really does hitting them solve problem?

I believe you should try and contact one of family members whose male, if he comes in there and scatters everything maybe the guy will chase the woman out of his house. . . but at least she'll still be alive!

Come to think of it there must have been some other guy who would have given up anything for this very same woman embarassed

This sucks!
Romance / Re: I Cheat On Her,should I Confess To Her? by desktop: 6:24pm On Apr 10, 2010
seriously do you need the drama?
Try and confess then spend the next couple of months begging your life out!
Trust me people never really get over a cheating partner.

If you like listen to your pastor whos' never walked the road and bases his talk on what he believes.

Trust me this will affect both of you in more ways than you could imagine.

case in point?
Lets imagine shes the one who comes back to tell you this sort of thing, would you ever be able to trust her again?

no gawk yourself o!
Politics / Re: Yoruba In Kwara, Kogi Agitate For Oya State by desktop: 8:37am On Apr 10, 2010
only a matter of time at this rate soon even my backyard will become a state!
rather than us to find ways of improving ourselves intellectually (start of with removing that bloody 'state of origin' thing from all forms in the country) and dealing with tribalism, we are here talking of oya state, next thing na ijo ya state!

i wonder when we will come to realize that when these states are created of course due to the selfish interests of some people who still end up ruling the new state as it were. . . nothing will still reach you other than what you work for with your own hands?

im so tired of all this myopic approach to life!
when are we really going to wake up and join the rest of the civilized world?
will this also skip this generation?

The average NLander is a graduate, more accessible to information. . . yet see the kind of responses we are getting here?
ask everyone here now they will say they graduated with 2:1 qnd are doing masters blah blah. . .blah!
of what use is the education if it cant better our lives and those around us?

We now use the misdemeanor of an illiterate public to determine our focus, how then are you better than them?

na wa o!
Jokes Etc / Re: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by desktop: 11:20pm On Apr 08, 2010
Almost choked on my saliva just now!
Probably the, God Im still laughing make i come back after abeg,
Celebrities / Re: Actress Rita Dominic Writes Autobiography by desktop: 11:09pm On Apr 08, 2010
Has she written it or just planning to?
cant expect it to be anything more than a couple of sheets more like a leaflet, lets face it what has she really done to be disturbing the print industry this way?

Imagine the trees that'll be wasteed in printing this?

probabbly if she adds plenty of photos from her nollywood scenes the thing might be as thick as a copy of Ikebe super!

As for me, i think ll pass on the idea, got better stuff to do with ma quid!

Next thread please! cool
Music/Radio / Re: I Am Ashamed Of Naija Retarded Music by desktop: 4:53pm On Apr 04, 2010
Forget all those ajegunle guys that just wont take time to study the kind of music they put on the streets.
Anybody with an empty paint bucket and doesnt have a cold is a musician, and im supposed to use my money to buy such arrant crap?
over my dead body.
soon the system will flush em out
Politics / Re: How Much Can You Sacrifice For Nigeria? by desktop: 9:26pm On Mar 24, 2010
Each time i visit the toilet i leave so much for Nigeria. cool

Let Nigeria make do with that!
abi i no try?
TV/Movies / Re: Igbos In Wolverine by desktop: 11:16pm On Mar 14, 2010
^^^^i bow o besides we already treated this issue when the movie first came out.
Now that we are getting ready for x-men first class is when someone is just raising this??
<heavy hiss>

, next thread abeg.
Business / Re: Share Your Fx Broker Experiences Here! by desktop: 4:03pm On Mar 14, 2010
^^^^Gbam!
was someone trying to use style to advertise their company?
breeze don blow o!
Music/Radio / Re: What Makes The Lagos Music Market So Big? by desktop: 3:56pm On Mar 14, 2010
I think its the stress
when the wahala of work traffic, and lately the sun (&heat at night) gets to you
music seems an escape route

where else in the world do you get this kinda stress cocktail?

Lagos, love it or leave it!
Eko ilu obe!

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