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 Car Talk / Re: What To Do When Robbers Want To Take Your Car? by Dijoka(m): 7:06pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
I dont blive these stories as well xpecially the shot in the head story. Well my advice is this, when ever you r attacked by robbers {armed} stay calm, deliver every every and dont try to fight us, cos we {the robbers} could be deadly when attacked. That is that. Wait o! Did i say we? well its not wat u fink. |
| Events / Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by Dijoka(m): 5:08pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Peolpe born on May are born under probability. Dont u get it "MAY". They r neva sure.  |
| Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Dijoka(m): 6:09pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
Fck is the fck that is fck. Wat do u think? |
| TV/Movies / Re: Your Worst Commercial Advert? by Dijoka(m): 1:11pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
Yeah Yeah i hate that Harpic AD and that Udeme of a thing. Wat do u guys think of Power fist stuffby DBANJ"wats the koko" |
| Travel / Re: Where Would You Love to Have Your Honeymoon? by Dijoka(m): 6:03pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
I will take my wifey to AJEGUNLE cos i will like the honeymoon 2 be outstandin   |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Who Can Solve This Riddle? by Dijoka(m): 5:52pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Ice block my broda unless say the guy stood on the water. Wait oo there is the possibility that the guy's spirit came out of his body, helped d guy to the rope and went inside to die with the body. Una no dey watch Tom and Jerry? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Love Is Blind: Seriously: Check Out These Pics by Dijoka(m): 5:34pm On Aug 27, 2007 |
SEE THE GUYS FACE NOW I KNOW HE WAS FORCED TO LOVE (MARRY) THAT GIANT OF A WOMAN  |
| Romance / Re: Strictly For Da Guys: A Chic Ask You Out? by Dijoka(m): 6:04pm On Aug 24, 2007 |
If a chicks asks u out in Nigeria, watch it might just be a serpent i mean KARASHIKA hahahahahahahaha  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: IF NA You SEE DE GHOST, WETIN You GO Do? by Dijoka(m): 5:49pm On Aug 24, 2007 |
Hahahahahahahahahaha i would have done thesame kiss hug and infact ask the ghost to marry me if it happens to be a woman. Cos na woman ghost i 4 meet if na me. |
| Religion / Re: How Much Do You Give As Offerings To God? by Dijoka(m): 5:54pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
The amount u r givin is irrelevant. The question shuld be "IS IT FROM UR MIND" I mean did u give willingly. |
| Jokes Etc / Son Of A Bitch by Dijoka(m): 5:43pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
My mother does not see the irony in calling me "SON OF A BITCH" |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Please Help Me Read This Story, Is Dis 2 Much Enuf For My Parent To Chase Me Out by Dijoka(m): 6:14pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
They should have jetted you out of planet earth. Mumu na ur type dey PLUTO |
| Politics / Re: Dress Code In Benue; Ladies Banned From Wearing Trousers! by Dijoka(m): 6:05pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
Thats bullshit i dont support that i heard Fashola wan join them self. Girls are sexier in skirts warn them oooooooo |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Which Nairaland Members Would You Prefer To Date? by Dijoka(m): 5:57pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
i dont really know pple here but anybody can talk 2 me my no is 08039120444 |
| Culture / Re: Fattening Rooms Of Calabar by Dijoka(m): 6:59pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
hey hey this tin dey happen 4 Naija here? Little wonder Calabar women r so fat |
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