JOB DETAILS
Home Light Properties Limited - The company was at inception registered to undertake the following: building, construction, sales/renting of land and houses, architectural drawing and estate management etc.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:
Job Title: Sales Executive
Location: Port Harcourt, Rivers

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATION: 10TH SEPT. 2019

Job Description
Marketing of our product (Real Estate).

Minimum Qualification
OND qualification.
Applicant must reside in Port Harcourt.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to homelightpltd@gmail.com or call the Media Director on 07062992628

4 Unit of one bedroom flat & 1 self contain for sale @ rukpokwu, Rivers State. Asking price N18m. GABSEG PROPERTIES 07062992628

VACANCY! VACANCY!!
VACANCY!!!
Are you 18 years and above?.
Do you have a valid ID card?.
Can you speak English and any
other language?.
Are you looking for a 9am - 3pm
job with a monthly salary of
N350,000
and a weekly allowance
of N20,000?. No working during
weekends and you only have to
work half-day on Fridays?. If
you're interested in this Job,
Please
contact me with your full details
SO
THAT WE
CAN LOOK FOR IT
TOGETHER COS ME
SELF DEY FIND AM
BADLY.

ENJOY THIS
Bad Market for 419er subdued
by a
friend (Ayo).
Excerpt.......
Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking
with?
Mr. 419: Haba, don't you
remember
me? Who do you know in UK dat
could
be calling?
(Sensing a scam, Ayo threw in a
trap…)
Ayo: Johnson! Is that you?
(Meanwhile, Ayo doesn't know
any
Johnson in UK)
(Thinking it's a break, he
swallows the
bait)
Mr. 419: Of course, this is
Johnson!
How come you didn't recognize
my
voice initially?
(Ayo certain it's a scam, he
decided to
punish him verbally and
financially. He
had the time that morning so he
was
going to assist him waste his call
credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo
buruku
gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad
boy).
Your father died, you didn't so
much as
show up or send a note. Omo a
se iru e
fun e o! (Your children will repay
you
with such). Didn't you hear about
his
demise? He was so bitter and full
of
original and heavy curses for
you.
Mr. 419 (Obviously subdued): I
didn't
hear. I would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. You heard your
mama
has leprosy too? You didn't hear
about
that, abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable)
No, I
didn’t hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying himself
thoroughly) Too
bad! Is your wife that foolish
too? Not
even a word from her after you
folks
married without our blessings? If
the
husband is not wise, is the wife
lame-
witted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain
she'll get
across to you. There's an issue…
(breaking in before he begins his
story)
Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o
(you
offended me). I sent you money
to buy
me a car and you just
disappeared.
When am I having my money
back? U
want me to curse you too like ur
father
did? I don't have his kind of
patience o!
I'm sure u know. I won't wait
that long
before I give u what u deserve.
Epe
buruku niun se fun o! (I'll
pronounce
wicked curses on u)
Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is
important..
Ayo: Shut up!! When are u
sending
money home? Haba! We sent u to
school, clothed u and sent u
abroad,
Are u now a 419?
(PHONE CUTS)

WHAT A TERRIFIC INTERVIEW!!!

Interviewer : There are 500 bricks on a
plane. You drop one outside.
How many are left ?
Applicant :
That's easy, 499
Interviewer : What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge ?
...Applicant : Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer : What are the four steps to
put a deer into the fridge ?
Applicant : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put
the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all the
animals are there except one, why ?
Applicant : Because the deer is in the
fridge. Interviewer : How does an old woman
cross a swamp filled with crocodiles ?
Applicant : She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer : Last question. In the end
the old lady still died, Why ? Applicant : Err....I guess
she drowned ?
Interviewer : No! She was hit by the
brick. You may leave now
:::::::::: IF NA LIKE DIS ALL INTERVIEW FOR NAIJA BE, CHAI!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU THINK SAY GO GET JOB? (Lol)!

when a joke Ȋ̝̊̅§ been copy αи∂ pasted,it means that U̶̲̥̅̊ don't want the joke to be wasted αи∂ die like that...... All respect to the original posters.

Nigerian-Mentality.
Every Sunday u eat rice
All northerners are Muslims
All calabar ladies are good in bed
Rich hausa men are Alhaji while
poor one are Aboki.
On a date the guy should pay the
bill
The older child must marry first
When you travel aboard you become rich
Every noodles na indomie
No sex on first date. No calabar girl is a virgin.
Igbo girls like money.
Yoruba girls are cheap.
Mix maltina and peak milk=
blood tonic.
Alomo bitter = sex fuel
Abuja is full of money.
Every detergent na omo!
Bleach na jik.
All scouring powder na vim! Igbo girls like to bleach, if U̲̅ yellow
All white people na oyibo!
Anybody studying theater arts r in 4 "acting".
All girls with BB are expensive chicks.
If U̶̲̥̅̊ buy condom from chemist U̶̲̥̅̊ be bad boi,
If you impregnate girl you must marry am,
Any man riding a motorcycle
na okada man.
Every small bread na Agege bread
If you no go school u knw fit make am.
If u dey use car,woman must follow u.

A girl went to see a pastor for councelling, & she was asked what happened? She simply replied, my boyfriend did bad thing to me, the pastor asked "Did he beat you? She said no. Did he slap you? She said no, the pastor hugged her, and said did he do this to you? She said no, pastor kissed her and ask did he do this to you? She said no, pastor lay her down & made love with her without her resisting, Did he do this to you. She so no.
Pastor said: okay what did he do.
She said, he gave me HIV/AID!!!!
Na him d man of God faint!

make me i they read to collect the knife take kill my own self ohh, lol,

For those that appriciate my post thanks ). And those of una wey dey get bad belle for my post make una no do the tin wey go make me slap una enter nexT year ohh. E
Xpecialy studio. Abi na radio.

I knw say anytin person post una go find one uncommon tin to say there, well if that joke dey fex una make una go jump inside salanga,

Bleep you @posta

Sorry for the long silence, am back again to make you guys laffffffffff.

One man was going home, on reaching to
burial ground, he became afraid on how to
cross their alone, suddenly someone just
jump out from somewhere and the man
was happy to see someone he can pass the
burial ground with, so he was telling the
man that he was afraid to pass the burial
ground, and they replied him and said that
it is the same thing with him, that when he
was alive, he is very afraid to pass the
burial ground alone in the night, and the
other man ran away in a great fear, u can
see someone afraid to cross burial ground
because of Ghost and he finally eneded up
with the ghost himself.

Na who i go complian to.

That joke is tite though old but still fresh.

that joke very empty.

were is the joke

ona suppose to appreciete dis guy small, despiet the fact say the joke no make sence, at lease make him feel among, remeber say na so we take start ohh.

i no say na your picture be that

A lady told a guy she just met dat she just graduated n d guy says so what s next NYSC , right?she says no i dont like dat course,there s too much calculation involved.
that nice,

your baffup no bad at all

make i close mouth before dem go say,

tankGOd my name follow, cos i for i for i for make i no talk frst.