I respect the OP for this master piece.

This is getting serious

But what will go down in this season's competition?

Well, many things, including these 10.

1. Brendan Rodgers will roll out his meeting Carlo Ancelotti face again when he meets Carlo Ancelotti ahead of Celtic's Group B clashes with Bayern Munich

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2. Lionel Messi will get the six goals he needs to reach 100 in the Champions League


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It's just what he does (Image: REX/Shutterstock)

3. Cristiano Ronaldo will respond by reminding everyone that he's scored more, and reached his century ages ago

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FOR THE LAST TIME, YES! (Image: Getty Images Europe)

4. Mentions of "magical European nights at Anfield" will outnumber the actual feats of magic performed there


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General View of Liverpool fans
"And for my next trick..." (Image: Getty)

5. Jose Mourinho will run down the Old Trafford touchline to celebrate a Champions League goal, but Manchester United fans will be far nicer about that than they were the last time he did it

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Jose Mourinho
He's off again...

6. Spurs will do better at Wembley this time around (well they couldn't really do much worse)

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Fortress Wembley (Image: Reuters)
7. Manchester City - the team in the competition who spent the most money this summer - will field the first XI in the history of the competition that is worth more money than sponsors Gazprom are, whatever they do

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You'd laugh too (Image: PA)

8. After winning the competition twice with Real Madrid while barely playing, Alvaro Morata will spearhead Chelsea's charge to the final, then ask to be left out of it

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It's for the best (Image: Getty Images Europe)

9. Barcelona will meet Paris Saint-Germain in the knockout rounds again, and Neymar will lead another epic comeback

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He's got form for that, after all (Image: Laurence Griffiths)

10. And finally, everyone will make this joke about Arsenal every week, without fail


https://twitter.com/FootySuperTips/status/907601870457393152/photo/1


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/champions-league-liverpool-tottenham-manchester-11155087

May God's will be done

Money is not the root of all evil, but the love of money is.

Time will tell

Prayer alone can not do it sir, you need to add 365 days fasting.

We need God's help in this country, especially now that the president is sounding as if he wasn't prepared to become president.

A good try but it's not enough as evidence.

Be careful

It was the same Tinubu that endorsed the ungrateful John Oyegun when all odds were against him to become the chairman of the party. Please go back to how APC was formed and you will acknowledge that all their principal officers were appointed based on endorsement, even the president was endorsed.

Abeg leave trash for LAWMA

This is getting interesting. Let's see how APC will play themselves out of these difficult situations without repeating what they did in Edo State.

-Buhari will die before the Election- Ayo Fayose
-Buhari is brain dead - Patient Jonathan
-If APC survives till October 2014,call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe
-Mark my words, It will not happen for Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin
Okupe.
-If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode George.
-Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. - Gani Adams.
-Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. - FFK
-If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria on fire. -Asari Dokubo.
-We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun
-I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko
-We shall deliver the South West votes to Jonathan. - Afenifere
--Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. -Yinka Odumakin.
-Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my mother. -Fayose
-Jonathan already has Lagos votes.- Obanikoro.
Ladies and gentlemen, NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE THINK
OR SAY ABOUT YOU FOR EVIL,GOD WILL CHANGE IT TO JOY. Could u please say a big AMEN...?

That is why I voted for him

I wish I was given chance to give more than 2 politicians slap. However, let's stick with the rule.
I'll heavily give GEJ for not having Devine gift of leadership yet he opted to lead a great nation.
The second person is the latest most troublesome made in Nigeria Orubebe for disgracing his generation.

Only God knows His true worshipers.

I would've preferred the Senate President to go to SS or SE but since they were not strategic enough to split their votes, because of hatred or tribal sentiment, then let them face the music for the next four year.

If SW packs the position of Senate President and Speaker of HOR, so be it. We worked for it through our strategic system of voting.

Eshinwaju:
How can you stop a legend and the most gifted politician in Nigerian Nigerians just hate sucessful people like....Tiñubu..

Thank you folk. It is either some people do not have someone as politically gifted as Jagaban in their tribe or in their party that is giving them headache. In the politics of today, Jagaban is a polical Think Tank, so any tribe, region, or party that has him should treasure him dearly. Jagaban cannot be ignored because he knows what he wants and he knows how to get them.
You think he is a fool for PICKING Buhari to run has presidential candidate?
You think he does not know what he was doing when he GAVE HOA Speaker's position to Tambowai?

OP you are a political rookie and you need to learn fast. You need to enrol in Jagaban school of strategic thinking.

FYI, Jagaban made all the appointments, nominations, consultations and party structure that led to the success of this great party APC. Now tell me, how can GMB do without such person?

Buhari is and will remain a General, but Jagaban is the democratic half of GMB that made him complete.

In conclusion, POLITICS IS A DIRTY GAME, AND JAGABAN IS SUITABLY AND STRATEGICALLY MUDDY ENOUGH TO HAVE IN ANY WINNING TEAM.

He too knows that he's going to be impeached. Please tell him what he does not know.

That's why they say "Think before you act"

He was accepted by 4 geopolitical zones

After yesterday's pronouncement by Prof Jega, I have decided to be actively involved in this Election issues.

I just reactivated my account and you will hear more from me till GMarchB becomes president on March4BuharI 28.

As for me and my households, my nuclear and extended family, my neighbours and colleagues, and friends and loved ones, we have just decided to VOTE for GMarchB.

We have decided to send GExJ back to Otueke on March4Buhari 28.

We have decided to VOTE for GMarchB until GExJ realizes that Mama Patience need to go back to school.

We have decided to VOTE for GMarchB until the World knows that certificateless (as they claim) GMarchB is far more intelligent than PHD Clueless.

We have decided to VOTE for GMarchB until GExJ acknowledges that waiting 6Weeks for Change is more endurable compared to 6years of waste.

We have decided to change the plate numbers of our cars to March4Buhari.

This is total madness. If a father calls his son and the son does not pick his phone, the father
will disown his son? They should have looked for a better reason. Money has blocked their brains
hence they can't think right again.

When Siasia was building a formidable team, people like Amokachi and Ikpeba (Basket Mouth) used their rubish mouths to force him out of office (On DSTV programmes). Where is Ikpeba now? We need him to come out and rubish this Amokachi and keshi's team. Backbelle set of people. Na so dem do for Late King Yekini. Posterity will judge all of you. In my opinior, this team is the worst Nigerian team ever.

Truly,someone needs to explain this situation to me. Whenever you go to filling station with your jerry can inside the boot of your car, they will not charge you for buying inside jerry can. But whenever you go to the filling station with your jerry can on a bike or on foot, you will be charged based on the size of your keg. I believe that there is no legality in the money that the fuel attendants are collecting, hence we need to go against such act vehemently

UNFORGETABLE

GEJ abeg continue doing good things 4 ur people. Wen Baba No Regret (OBJ) was their, wat did he do 4 his kingsmen, talkless of his race. So Presi, na ur tym. After the next 80youths finish their trainings, jus send the entire Niger Delta youths at once for the next batch.

Like I said, GEJ, na your time, but please use it wisely

How do we celebrate this?

We were once 9th in the world....

Anyway, let's keep hoping that by December, we'll be ranked 40th in the world.

Nigeria!!!!!!!
Good People, Great Nation

My wife loaded 200 Naira MTN credit on Friday, and they removed it some minutes after. she did not use the credit at all. To crown it all, if you try to call their customer care, they will not answer you. This is bad, NCC have to do something about it.