CrystalTiger:
I can't find words to describe you honestly 😠..God forbid that people actually celebrated your birth, you ought to have died in the womb, you this useless unfortunate being..

After you were almost bathed by hot water and found out you were still one of the many dicks ravaging a worn-out poverty stricken pvssy, you still went ahead with the same devil?..

Kai, if I could see you, I'd wrap you up, put you on the roadside, pay a Dangote driver to run you over multiple times.. You're not supposed to be alive telling this story, I hope the depression kills you because it's obvious you're not done simping..

This is harsh

Csami:


This dude was/is a chronic simpleton!
Na high sex drive the babe use show am shege.
Nwanna, you be mugu pro. If you were among my group of friends, you’ll be sacrificed to a diety.
Paying house rent, buying iPhone and how did he put it, redeeming what was promised as if she is your wife.
Na true sha, the thing still dey pepper you na why you dey lament. I know miss her sha, the sex and toxicity. If girl charges at me with a kettle filled it hot water, na there the ship go sink. You deserve her. Una deserve each other.

Lol, this comment got me. I remember those days we used to destroy our guys after they return from months of treasure with no success. Even smell of pant them no see...
Still all men have something that would turn their mumu button. All these guys screaming blue murder all had their mumu button pressed by one bushmeat, including you if I might add. So tone down the insults

Unperturbedpota:


Don't be so hasty. Not everything is black and white. If you are a kind person and plain hearted this is exactly how you would react unfortunately Nigerian women are just something I can't ever wish on any kind hearted man.

See pray never to fall into the hands of a Nigerian woma. Who has a malicious heart

Hey, there are certain people you don't need to react to their comments cos they are so full of hate and bile. What to do is just ignore them and move on.
Anyone that hasn't experienced what U went thru wouldn't understand the mental torture you has to go thru and the toughness you had to imbibe in your spine to walk away from it all. I know, have been through something similar. That's why I understand what U went through. Don't let this incident make U a scrounge and become one of those childish redpillers. Instead learn from this situation and be wiser

donproject2:
Elon doesn't care about your opinion, he cares about his. He is autocratic in nature, he decides what he wants and not what people feel it is right. He's a bizman with so much liver, he's damn rich and has money power...

Trump is broke actually. But ofcos his base won't want to believe that

Taylor90:
Thats great

Kudos to Musk

Protect your users identity and information at all cost

I can never register on any Nigerian app, site or forum with my real identities

No phone number sign up only emails and the email sef I won’t verify it with my number

They can sell you any minute.

If IG was owned by a Nigerian they for don catch Gistlover long time ago because of many sell outs we have

Really! Very good, he will pay the money and still give the twitter info when subpoenas start flying from all directions. Some people are indefensible

Deepspirituals:
I'm Spiritualist Ade.

I know quite well some Spiritual Reasons That could be Attached to this but Honestly this Keeps me off the Balance so I decided to Share.

This Lady Is a Damsel Pretty / Beautiful, if there is another Adjective I can use I wouldn't
Hesitate, She Sounds so Intelligent, Educated ,Has Good Job, But still a spinster at 40 .

A Colleague who knew about this Was so Shocked too.


She said No Man has Ever Propose to marry her before, They Just make Friend with her after few weeks or Months, They go away.
When they first try to get Close she would be happy that the Friendship might get deeper, all of a sudden those Men just take there leave.

Even when she tries to enquire why they do not call or text anymore they just say hey, ohhh ! long time how are you, I have been busy don't worry I will talk to you later, Yet they won't Communicate any more.

She claim she is not Harsh, Friendly, Neither does she feels Proud or exhibits all those Characters that Could Chase men away.

What a world ! Yet you will see some not too good looking Ladies, yet you see Different men frolicking around them, asking for a hand in Marriage from these not too good looking lady, some does not even posses the qualities this Lady Posseses.

But here You have a Beautiful Damsel having no Man to Ask for her hand in Marriage.. Na Waooo .

I asked Her Severally, are you really sincere you don't have a Fiance OR a Deep Relationship with any Man, She said God is Her Withness.

When she Contacted me for Spiritual Help, in fact immediately she mentioned this ,I sat Myself down and think Deeply.

What Faces one person, backs another Person.
We learn Everyday.

What a Strange World we are in.

Have you Seen, Witnessed A Lady having Such Experience before?

I remain Spiritualist Ade.

Another cock and bull story

I woke up to this heartbreaking story. Guy na your story dey make me go late to work today.
So sorry dude, you were just unlucky in love.
Eyes open the next time.
You left a probably good girl (the Indian one) to fall for a rattle snake.
Hope your psychological and economic situation improves after that mad house of events.
Chears

EnvyandHate:



I agree and I posted it..it's quite silly for me to believe that you would have the same level and focus as I have to expose corruption.

Very silly

Richwallet:



Just like in Nigeria women have sex to join the cult. These are the whores and witches the evil men who are psychopathic pedophiles will use to spread rumors about a man standing up for God. I don't like Andrew Tate something seems off about him though Andrew Tate is just another Bill Cosby fooling the people. Andrew does not call out the sex Kingdom of the cultists world wide who are pushing this sodomite religion. When a whistle blowers pumped up by social media don't name the Illuminati Freemasonry members they are not genuine. It's a lie from hell.

Y'all take it lightly that men who worship Satan and sacrifice babies use poverty to prostitute your daughters. You do not wrestle with them the way Jesus did so how can you be a relative of Jesus?



There is no black Jesus.

The most silly post of the year

2day42moro:
NLC is a joke

We know it's stage managed

ManirBK:


https://thenationonlineng.net/just-in-nlc-confirms-suspension-of-strike-after-tinubus-intervention/

This is stage managed

Padipadi:
I think it's very good to understand the hypocrisy of UK in cases of first to report. And the demonic teen friends that lied against their friends that in order to further indulge in their life spoiling practices like watching pôrn and not studying well.
If only the father had contained his anger and make a video evidence of those crooks. Then reporting his child formerly to the govt that how do you want me to handle this boy cos I don't want to beat him to the point your govt ll say I beat him with anger.
UK is a theoretical place where you can pretend like you swallow all their bullshits but hypocritically go behind the scene to scheme things to your taste.
Chai, my Nigeria. That father ll trash both the son and friends together. In fact if it's one woman I know, she ll craftly lure those kids, lock herself and those kids up in a store, apply fresh pepper in their eyes, buttocks, armpits, ear and nose, carry 3 brand new koboko and flog the hell out of those kids. That store ll be a mess! They ll see them the next day and ask if they were caught stealing at the market.
UK dey fall my hands when they don't farabale handle civil cases. It's not all first to report that are innocent. They v used this to give wrong judgements especially on issues of husband and wife's issues where wife ll be the first to rush and lie against her husband cos they know the law there is sympathetic to women.
In all, may we not be unlucky in this life, amen.

Lamba. Lambadowsky from a fake female. Your story is fallacious. We know sending stubborn abroad kids to Nigeria resets their brain. But as you can see, this story fit no work that way cos he's already taken away from his dad. In all, you cooked up your write up to gather share and likes for your coconut 🥥 head ego.
Wail, I ll drink you tears cos I just want tackle you today. I get your time. Don't call me agbaya, I just want to drink the tears of this shim (he/she)!


Lamba united, twin brother of Jennyclay. You were motivated to lie your own version cos of the first lier above. The both of you aren't practical in your lies. Not all kids eventually visit Nigeria. So how do you effect the correction. The best option to correct kids in UK is to gather enough evidence against the kid which ll make the govt to not believe the child when you actually do mild scolding. You outsmart their system. The scolding you ll do must be very minimal.

Still, it's left for the child to decide where he wants to go. If the child decides he wants to be on his own then so be it. He is not yet a man but is getting their. Sad the dad could have handled things differently but chose the path that led to this.

babyfaceafrica:
bloggers and lies

The video is on YouTube and Facebook

obedience4:
Twitter has changed its brand and logo from its famous blue bird to "X"
.
The new white X on a black background has replaced the blue bird on the desktop version of the social network, although is yet to appear on the mobile app."Tweets" will also be replaced, according to Twitter's owner Elon Musk, and posts will be called "x's".
The billionaire changed his profile picture to the new logo and added "X.com" to his Twitter bio.
Mr Musk wants to create a "super app" called X - his vision for a new kind of social media platform that he has been talking about creating for months.
On Sunday, the billionaire said he was looking to change Twitter's logo, tweeting: "And soon we shall bid adieu to the Twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds."
Mr Musk, who has changed the name of the business to X Corp, said the replacement "should have been done a long time ago".
He posted an image of a flickering X on Twitter, and later in a Twitter Spaces audio chat, replied "Yes" when asked if the Twitter logo would change.
Ms Yaccarino wrote on the platform that the rebrand was an exciting new opportunity.
"Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate," she said.
"Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square."
The bird is called Larry which Twitter's co-founder Biz Stone said, in 2011, is a tribute to basketball star and Boston Celtics legend Larry Bird.
People took to Twitter to mourn the loss of the logo, including Martin Grasser who designed it in 2012.
"Today we say goodbye to this great blue bird," he said. Later the tweet was shared by Jack Dorsey, Twitter's best-known co-founder.
The everything app
For some people in Asia, super-apps including India's PayTM and Indonesia's GoJek have been a vital part of everyday lives for the past few years.
The apps let users pay for services through a finance system.
WeChat is a messaging and social media platform that has evolved into one of the region's biggest apps in terms of its range of services and number of users.
Last year, it was estimated to have 1.29 billion users in China alone.
Drew Benvie, social media commentator and founder of digital agency, Battenhall said, "Musk is going full throttle for the everything app space, leaving old Twitter in his wake, and eyeing the successes of Asia's trailblazers like WeChat and Moj.
"Succeeding in just a couple of additional services, such as shopping or payments, could be all that's needed to make X better than Twitter was. But there are already so many alternatives, so Musk and co are playing an enormous game of catch-up."
Twitter's website says its logo, depicting a blue bird, is "our most recognisable asset".
"That's why we're so protective of it," it added.
The firm temporarily replaced the logo in April with Dogecoin's Shiba Inu dog, helping drive a surge in the meme coin's market value.
Mr Musk was later accused of insider trading by a group of Dogecoin investors, who claimed he had profited from driving up Dogecoin's value.

Rapid rebrand
Business commentator Justin Urquhart Stewart said Twitter's "loyal but aging base" would not like the changes.
"The younger generations have moved onto other apps and Twitter does look at bit old-fashioned."
"Elon Musk has got to be careful as you are almost starting from scratch with an older audience meanwhile damaging the original brand," he said.
The very rapid rebranding of Twitter has also caused some security concerns.
Jake Moore, global cyber adviser at security firm ESET, said the transition from one company name to another could encourage phishing, where criminals impersonate people or organisations to steal users' data.
"A rebrand is the perfect opportunity to send phishing emails requesting users to sign in via a new URL from a link within that email - but of course that link wouldn't be genuine and that's where people could be tricked into handing over their genuine Twitter credentials without their usual level of caution," he told the BBC.
"Cyber-criminals can easily prey on this, especially those searching for that new URL."

X obsession
Mr Musk has long had a fascination with the letter X - although no-one really knows why.
One of his first business ventures in 1999 was known as X.com, which was an online banking platform.
Just three years later, Mr Musk made $165m when X.com - by then merged with PayPal - was bought by eBay.
He also owns the X.com domain name, which now redirects to Twitter.
Mr Musk is also chief executive of SpaceX, the commercial American aerospace company founded in 2002.
There is also the name of his first child with musician Grimes - X Æ A-12 Musk.
Mr Musk also recently launched his long-awaited artificial intelligence start-up - xAI - in a bid to build an alternative to ChatGPT....

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-66284304

This man should have left the brand and just open a holding company like Facebook did

naptu2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN7jUqdse-4

Nigerian DSS are thugs

Humblelion1987:
Good morning nairaland family, please I have a serious issue which I need your advice.
I met my fiancee 1st March 2022 and everything clicked, within few weeks, we are like people who have been together for years because we share many things in common, we are birthday mates, we like the same food, we are practically like twins. I work as a Key account manager in charge of my region in one of the leading multinational company here in Nigeria, why she works as an RN(registered nurse) in one of the top private hospital in the state I base too. I will be 33yrs by September while she will be 25years the same date and month. We are supposed to get married by May this year because am ready and she is ready too, but the parents have been frustrating me, one that am not from there state, we passed through that phase and fixed our traditional wedding next month, the mum and her people now came up with another issue that she must travel abroad before getting married, even when I have tried convincing them that I can't prevent there daughter from traveling even after marriage because I have been nursing same ambition too.

When I met my fiancee, she has been doing bad in her ihealth exams not until I came into her life. I have purchased the form three times in a space of 6 months plus her form for CBT and I do practically everything for my woman. Since we met, she doesn't touch her salary, she doesn't stress herself much about house duties, both washing, cooking and other things because as a bachelor, those are the things I enjoyed doing. I love her so much and she love me too, but am totally confused on what to do as the parents have said point blank that she can only get married when she travels to UK.

She had a serious fight with the parents last night and the mum even called me and told me that if I can't abide by there rules, I should forget about there daughter. Am the only son and my parents are not aware of the situation.

I don't know there problem because as a young man, I leave in a comfortable bungalow, drives good car outside my official car and equally employed one of her siblings on a temporary projector am running for my office, which they both earn 60k monthly.

Please I need advise on how to go about this as I have two options in my mind. Should I move on and forget all the money I have spent so far or should I stand by my fiancee who loves me so much and finish the fight?

Family will always come around. True story but not for today.
Bone of contention is you and your woman. There is no need to fight the parents, tell your woman that.
Hold fast achieve your aims and get married, with or without her parents (True story).
Fighting her parents would only depress you both.
Then if your family come enter the fight, na world war 3 Una go fight.
Tell her parents Una go abide by their rules. Continue doing the UK runz. Once is about done, fix date of wedding and marry your woman.
She needs to understand that in this issue, you are the boss. If her parents refuse to conform, then to hell with them. Ofcos don't go telling her that.
I know a couple that had to wait 12 years to get married cos the parents refused. They had been dating since secondary school. Even at the 12 years, her dad refused it was unto I beg they got the mom to agree but the dad staunchly refused. He had to be dragged to the wedding by the mom. U should have seen the stubborn old man then and now when he is playing with his only grandson. Forget parents sometimes, they maybe our support but sometimes they can be the bane of their children

blueghost:
Meet US lady who moved to Ukraine to strip for Ukrainian soldiers as 'emotional support' during war against Russia

An American model moved to Ukraine to become an "emotional support stripper" for troops fighting against Russia.

Fan-Pei Koung, 33, is a beauty pageant competitor and erotic star from Houston, Texas.

She says her OnlyFans account doesn't require any subscription fee for Ukrainian fighters and she describes herself as a "globe-trotting girlfriend".

She says her online content ranges from "free emotional breastfeeding to soldiers and volunteers" to collecting donations to help the war effort against Russia.

She also claims to have been in sexual relationships with Ukrainian soldiers.

Speaking to The Daily Beast, Koung said: "I'm the sexy girl in Ukraine who wants to volunteer, and will probably put out."

The report says Koung first visited Ukraine in November 2022 to volunteer in women's shelters and orphanages in Lviv, a city in the west of the country.

She left after a month and had plans to move to Mexico to live with another racy influencer. She said: "But as soon as I left, I desperately wanted to come back to Ukraine. I was losing my mind trying to get back."

So in February 2023, she returned, this time moving to Kyiv much closer to the fighting.

Koung has amassed over 50,000 Instagram followers since she started dancing for Ukrainian soldiers and has been posting consistently about the war for some time.

In some photos, she is seen posing in skimpy outfits alongside weapons.

She said Ukrainian men treat her much better than men in America.

She says at the moment she is dating a Ukrainian drone operator, a power plant worker, and two information technology workers.

Koung even recalled sitting with a British volunteer fighter for six hours, talking while stroking his hair.

She claimed: "He said: 'I feel precious like a kitten. I haven't been touched in two years.'

The devil is a liar

saintbillion:

https://punchng.com/n70bn-palliative-falana-slams-nassembly-members-says-new-allowances-illegal/?amp

70 billion for how many people? These people think we are crazy.
I mean there are 469 of them so even if we compute what they are telling us. It's still doesn't add up.
So he means to say each of them would be budgeted 149 million for furnitures? Those people are jokers, then again maybe they ain't but the fools that elected them

BornofGod108:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUuyh_UJvhc

Church uses AI to lead service to over a 300 people

Can AI chatbot preach a better sermon?



https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ai-reverends-leads-church-congregation-000652530.html

Jesus is lord

Pwettylinda:
NNPC Floating Fuel Station In Buguma, a Riverine Community in Asari-Toru LGA of Rivers State.

How many gallons can it carry

LeftAlone:

You could have as well walked peacefully out of this thread instead of diving into huge ignominy

Writing another bs.

ThatrealestApex:


YES!

I've had alot of experiences, with countless ladies oo and they make this confession after the S*x

He wasn't talking about sex.
Yes, girls do say they will eat a guy.

GorillaApp:
If you take everything coming out from a woman's mouth too personal, you will die before your time. On the flip side, in the midst of the gibberish she vomits, there are messages and snippets of truth. It is recorded- "Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh"( culled from the Holy book).

My advice for all men. Keep developing yourself, keep upgrading yourself, keep upgrading your net worth. Guard your heart and sanity and be prepared for anything. A woman can love you crazily today and still dump your azz tomorrow. Very funny beings.
Love them but prepare for any eventuality.

Lastly, set up your self for ultimate retirement. Get a house built and feather your nest( keep some retirement money) just in case you find yourself alone at old age, so you don't die a broken man

True but madam shouldn't be telling Oga that she gets tempted, that's a no no.
Means U can't even trust madam to keep the homefront and go on a journey.
If I can't trust my spouse and travel then what's she still doing in my house? She might as well go to the streets, it's as simple as that

ExAngel007:
The announcement raised eyebrows and sparked a heated debate among online users, with some expressing shock, while others questioned the sincerity of her claim.

Controversial Nigerian lawyer, Ifunanya Excel, has taken to Twitter to reveal the cost of her brideprice.

In a tweet that caught the attention of many netizens, Ifunanya boldly declared, “My bride price is $15 million.”

The announcement raised eyebrows and sparked a heated debate among online users, with some expressing shock, while others questioned the sincerity of her claim.

Ifunanya went on to explain that her virginity was the primary factor behind the exorbitant sum demanded for her hand in marriage.

She wrote;

“My Bride Price is $15 Million because I’m still a virgin,” seeking to justify the astronomical figure.

See Post Below;

https://www.tori.ng/news/240719/my-bride-price-is-15m-because-im-still-a-virgin-po.html

She can marry herself

thesilentman:
I've never met a single woman out there who doesnt desire to be bleeped-except the frigid few.It only who she will open her legs to that matters.
Try this on any woman when you meet.When she's about 20ft away from you,look straight into her eyes,imagine your dick already thrusting in and out her cunt as you lock eyes with her for at least 10 seconds.She will recieve the telepathic signal that you like to bleep her.Before you get past her,smile and say hello or good morning.She must welcome whatever you want to say without any drama.
Try it and give me your amazing feedback.

BS

Reminderz:
🤡

You lost everything to betting, you still lost to simping...

bro, I'm sure your father might have disowned you by now if he heard what his son was busy doing...

sorry, not sorry, you should be sentenced to life imprisonment...

OP don't mind this non entity.
Nothing you did was wrong. Tap yourself on the back and learn from this experience.
You can never win with girls so don't even try anymore.
Give just little and once U see it's not being reciprocated, walk away. You should have walked away after the meal and saved yourself a lot of pain. At the meal you would have noticed she was just trying to use you. That's one...
There are though rare times that a guy just wants to spend on any lady. Have had such experience in the past but that's story for another day.
Women always tend to try to use it against men. Like I wrote before, learn from this experience so you never repeat it

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro0rboiaMeg

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7750072/end-sit-at-home-anambra-today-ifeanyi#up

Who says some of these people here are not the unknown gunmen?

labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

This is a very stupid topic. David doesn't represent the vast majority of men. To put all men in one leg cos of his is irresponsible

9jabazeblog:
In a heartwarming display of young love, a 15-year-old girl received a grand gesture from her boyfriend to commemorate their one-year dating anniversary.

The generous gift, a 50-inch Roku TV, has ignited a heated debate among netizens regarding the appropriateness of such a lavish present for teenagers.

The elder sister of the lucky recipient, who goes by the Twitter handle @lulnille, took to social media to share the news of her sister's romantic surprise.

Posting a photo of the magnificent flat-screen television, @lulnille expressed her astonishment and excitement over the unexpected present
She wrote;

"Mind yall my lil sister is 15 and her boyfriend came through with a 50-inch Roku TV for their 1-yr anniversary."

However, the announcement stirred a diverse range of reactions from online users, with some questioning the young couple's relationship dynamics and whether a 15-year-old should be involved in a romantic relationship at all.

Concerns were also raised about the appropriateness of such an extravagant gift for individuals of their age.

See below;

Netizens Reactions...

@esoanwan commented; What's a 15 yo doing with a 50 inch TV??

@Asanele20729203 said; "Is a 15 year old not under age, for dating. 1 year anniversary that means she started dating at 14. Time have changed."

@thatYORUBAneega said; "The TV goes for less than $250. coulda worked for it, coulda stolen for it, they spend more on sneakers in the US. so I get him being able to afford it. what's weird is being cool with a 14yo having a bf, and being fine with her bf doing this. how old is he?

I mean how is this ok at all?