shymexx: It's not cheating but definitely a pain in the ar.se!

But what's the point of watching porn, anyway?

You're just giving yourself blue-balls over thing.

Shyte, I know I'll never meet any woman with a batty as big, fat, soft, and round as Cherooke D'a.ss' - and definitely no chic that can ride and suck the django like her. So why bother watching her and fantasizing over something I can never get?

Gave up on porn time ago - do the same, bruv.

Blue-balls kills!!

hehehehhe...dude must have invested his time heavily in this sh*t to even know the star actresses....But who doesnt know Cherokee?...loooool...May God help us

pendusky: NA WASH! WHY DIDN'T HE REMEMBER HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE?

E dey pain u say u or your nff no remember? Go and play outside abeg.

babyosisi:

Thank you
I wrote that earlier
I know someone a Nigerian who worked in a few banks here as loan and mortgage officer ,got laid off when the economy tanked in 2008, he tried his hands in other things and was just scrapping by
He is very handy ,you know the type of guy that can figure out what is wrong with a car and how to fix it and decided to go blue collar.
He got into a truck driving school for a few weeks ,got a commercial drivers license and is now making over $30 bucks an hour.
I know a Nigerian that owns a mechanic work shop
People who are handy can make a good living

Please be a little bit more detailed about what you did and how you did it
You could help someone who is already here wasting time

My job falls under OPTION 3 from Wallie's post. I have my papers and hold a B. Eng from Naija. After failing to get a job with my Bachelors I proceeded to do some telecoms training which helped me secured my current job (Idea came through a Nigerian I met on Linkedin). But I don't wanna be on contract forever so I'm doing my Masters in IT security so I can settle down in a couple of years. It is way easier to hustle while you are single. It is challenging to combine work and school but the gains outwiegh the pain in the long run.

http://www.telecomcareers.net/ is a nice place to advertise yourself. Green card is a deal breaker though.

Osisi and Eze are doing a great job with this thread. However, there are also opportunities for you if you are good with your hands. Vocational skills are paid well here. Plumbing, house flipping, electrician etc....So don't be biased towards the bluecollar, if you aint that bookish, you still have a chance.

NOTE: The number of years someone you know has spent in the US does not translate to them perfectly knowing about the system. I am talking from experience. Do your own research and do not 'look unto anyone for help'. Some people do help but most only talk with no action. Independence is a veritable tool in the US. You might be lucky to have friends or family that will help but still have it at the back of your mind that you are on your own.

I wasted almost 2years because I was waiting to be helped. when I realised I was on my own, I sped up real fast. It is my 3rd year and I have a good job (a little less than 90k/yr) and running my msc by the side. Most importantly, plan ahead and do not let anyone sweettalk you into not pursuing your dreams. You can be anything you wanna be in this country.

Goodluck

Afam4eva:
I think that's the reason why Babyosisi advised someone going into media to look elsewhere because of the accent baggage.

This is not completely valid. There is 'who knows who in America too' and I have dealt with people with crazier accent than mine while working in the US. So you can still get a 'communication' job with your accent if you know your onions. However, you have better chances with the 'non-communication' jobs

rigormortis:


is that your pic in your profile

Bhet y u come dey answer rigor mortis na?

U get problem

Na...i have been tempted and still being tempted but my conscience wont let me cut corners. Thank God for Jesus.
But really, the fact that I am a contented person has helped me too.

yuzedo: gooood knews for mukin all d wicked MOD dat nomally hide my poast. am gonna make dem lost deir job and keep dem in charity home to eat espired dodo till dey apologise to alllllllll niaralander dey band everytiem.

esept my sweethat supermod royal tiger mukina d grate long leave her sweetness. (plis unban me in 6 sections gaddemit)

May be your request will be heeded if you write it in English

DSB: http://firstrowus1.eu/watch/205962/1/watch-nigeria-vs-malawi---fifa-wcq-2014-.html

na French commentary..so no pressure..

lepasharon: #team virgin

I dey here with you o. Conji dey wire me but I dey maintain. E no easy sha

Now it is time for all church pastor bashers to start running their mouth. See, even if this story is true, which i doubt, it does not change the fact that God has used, is still using and can continue to use Pastor Biodun to bless those who care to listen to his message far and wide. Afterall, Moses pastored Caleb and Joshua but never made it to the promised land.

I love listening to Pastor B (online) and will be highly disappointed if this is confirmed to be true. I can only hope that some investigative journalists will eventually get to the bottom of this and unmask Ese.

zuma4k: how exactly is Messi over-rated

Lawizle is a learner for sure...SMH

With the number of forwards missing through injury..I believe that our attacking prowess will improve. Emenike and Moses will make a whole lot of difference. Musa needs a Wenger in his life. Ideye needs serious help (incl spiritual...lol)

In midfield, Mikel outshined them all. He reminded me of his exploits at the U-17s and U-20s. I wish he never joined chelsea. Onazi would have provided better fire power with Mikel. Mba was disappointing.

I am not impressed a bit with the Defence especially CBs - they are slow, non-communicating and inexperienced. The wing backs were a little more comfortable.


Overall, the 'team' lacked enough teamwork and awareness of teammates in better positions. Keshi has a lot of room for improvement if we are to make a return trip to Brazil next year.

supaeagles:
Don't mind him - our boys are playing on 3 hours of sleep so they are even trying. The true indisciplined individuals are the NFA officials that chopped their match bonus allowance! Those NFA officials are the ones to be disciplined!

Abegi...make the two of una go play outside joor. If i find a worse appropriate word i go use am....na match bonus and tiredness dey cause selfishness? Mcheeew...

...make dem try am against Spain or Uruguay....

seunlayi: I can t blame the Eagles on the scoring yet until I see the outcome of the match between Haiti and other team in the group

If you can't see the result already then I smh for you....Are u a learner?

They need TB Joshua's prophecy to go through to the SEMIs....They just look so unprofessional..JEEEZ

This team is a disgrace to football. SMH

Passes in the final third are unbelievable poor...SMH

pat077: Na wash. Hw come iya bose way dey sell banana 4 my area neva born boy afta five daughters.

The article says EAT not SELL. Open your eyes na.........loooooolz

Igbati OLOYI

alaric saltzman:
She's really a rare gf...some gals, mayb cos of fear of mistaking intent or pride don't ask what guys want frm them...she ends up friendzonin d guy whereas d guy cos of fear of rejection loves d gal but can't ask 4 anyfin more and ends up comin 2 NL 2 seek 4 advice...I believe communication matas btw the pple involved...
Now...does ur rare gf av any rare female friends??

hahaha...this kind of gurls come once in a blue moon. I am definitely taking her to the altar. Concerning your request, all her rare friends are taken sorry meeehhhn

It pays to start as friends, at least from my experience. My current gf is a rare one. We started talking and got to know more about each other. After 2 weeks or so, she was like, dude what exactly do you want? Cos she can't afford to LOVE UP and I decide to stay in the friend zone. The rest is history.

djeezy: Some girls are just good at friend zoning guys. So for me, it's just an amalgam of both. Starting as friends whilst I still give you inklings and hunch of my hidden agenda. If she already digs you, starting as friends might just piss her off. Observation really matters.

Guy your oyinbo na baba o...lol...you a made a good point though.

i hope he aint paying thro his nose. Make he no allow Mark pull a Kim K on him o. If na padi padi, ehn he fit come or else...na waste of resources. Mark is a boring speaker

is he related to Samson Siasia?

teniyi: It depends on who he contests against. But for sure Buhari is a million times better than the Clueless Mumu called GEJ.

when we dey shout and scream for 2011, una dey think say we dey mad. Buhari anyday.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

sheyie2007: The chick no fine abeg

Am sure u look worse than dat first guy.

Not for all the beer in Ireland

My close friend went to the 'DC embassy' to renew her passport during one of their visits to a midwest state. Guess what, one of the guys at the embassy went through her data and called her the same evening asking if she wanted to hang out with him. She bluntly refused. Lo and behold, when the passport came in her mail, her name was misspelt. She then called the DC office to complain. They took her details and promised to call her back. Few minutes later, our guy (he probably picked the phone initially) called back and told my friend that she's got to come over to DC and also pay another 35 or 50dols for their own mistake. This is just ridiculous. And I am suspecting he might have misspelt her name intentionally.

*I am ashamed to say that the guy is yoruba cos I am one too.

If anyone knows somebody else who works at the DC embassy that can help, pls let me know. NB:The person must not be a yoruba guy (if you know what I mean)

Make i go listen to Pastor B online jare. Dis boys are time wasters...http://www.cozanigeria.tv/