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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 5:20am On Jul 17
Chibuzoripob:
Tell your father to hobsnd pay the money he owe Mama Ebuka the beans /okpa seller.Hope u deliver your oga gala money complete

My father is late, and he built houses in 3 states.

I have to ask here on the second paragraph, because it is an insult to ask or bring in your father into the same line of paragraph with my dad.... Now the question is, despite the fact he is still alive, why wasn't he able to lay a block?

Peter Obi was already a self made billionaire at the age of 28yrs, far from when he thought of even venturing into politics, and you are here spewing trash.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 11:01pm On Jul 16
Chibuzoripob:


Answer =Your father is a Mis3rabl3🐐 wink🤣

Apparently he is not fit to work as Peter Obi's shoe shiner, gateman.

Poverty 😭😭😭
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 10:45pm On Jul 16
Peter Obi keeps ignoring him like a fool he is.

grin grin grin

Politics / Re: FAAC Allocation To Nigerian States (January - June 2024) by Dshocker(m): 10:43pm On Jul 16
JuanDeDios:

Akwa Ibom has a lot to show for it. It's Delta I don't get what they do with theirs. Lagos is not an oil-producing state. High-allocation state because of population, yes. But that also means it has a lot of people to spend on. And one can actually see evidence of the billions in Lagos - maybe just not as much as one would expect.

Lagos is an oil producing state, and produces about 40,000 barrels per day.

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Politics / Re: FAAC Allocation To Nigerian States (January - June 2024) by Dshocker(m): 10:41pm On Jul 16
Richtaiwo:
The only Elu P state received N54.2 billion. Within same period Ogun received N40 billion. Abia is owing workers 11 months salary of 18k minimum wage while Ogun is up to date with over 30k. Reason is very simple. Just tell them Tinubu is the problem, you are free man and the best governor for saying the truth while run to their social media handle to insult Tinubu down to his ancestors.

Apparently, the governor of Anambra state, is doing far better than Ogun state governor.

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Politics / Re: FAAC Allocation To Nigerian States (January - June 2024) by Dshocker(m): 10:26pm On Jul 16
Now the big question is; What exactly have these states done with their federal allocation, particularly the top 5 oil producing states Delta, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa, and Lagos

When you look at infrastructure in Bayelsa, you will weep.

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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerian Nationals Among 5 Held With 200 G Cocaine In India by Dshocker(m): 10:22pm On Jul 16
Atinuke12267:
Hmmm

One of them forgot to use Hausa or Yoruba names abi wetin be Ebuka Suzee?

They have bastardized the green passport.

So unfortunate the whole world thinks all Nigerians are criminals because of these people.

Make every region get hin own color of passport for Naija.

Let’s leave the green color which they have already bastardized tor them.

They should start killing these people

As if you are not also a criminal.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Players Disasi, Gusto & Fofana Unfollow Enzo Fernandez Over Racist Chant by Dshocker(m): 10:02pm On Jul 16
Watianoengineer:
I dropped 4k for my wife today say make she take cook for me and children. I came back from work to meet beans and garri. 4k cannot even cook a decent meal for naija again.

If I gather courage to end my life for 3rd main land bridge, government go still arrest me say I Wan kill myself.

It's a crime for you to kill yourself but it's not a crime if government use hunger kill every one.

We will wake up like Kenyans one day

But you voted for APC, why complaining?

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Romance / Re: She Is A Damsel,Educated,Intelligents With Good Job.No Man Ever Proposed To Her. by Dshocker(m): 9:53pm On Jul 16
Deepspirituals:
I'm Spiritualist Ade.

I know quite well some Spiritual Reasons That could be Attached to this but Honestly this Keeps me off the Balance so I decided to Share.

This Lady Is a Damsel Pretty / Beautiful, if there is another Adjective I can use I wouldn't
Hesitate, She Sounds so Intelligent, Educated ,Has Good Job, But still a spinster at 40 .

A Colleague who knew about this Was so Shocked too.


She said No Man has Ever Propose to marry her before, They Just make Friend with her after few weeks or Months, They go away.
When they first try to get Close she would be happy that the Friendship might get deeper, all of a sudden those Men just take there leave.

Even when she tries to enquire why they do not call or text anymore they just say hey, ohhh ! long time how are you, I have been busy don't worry I will talk to you later, Yet they won't Communicate any more.

She claim she is not Harsh, Friendly, Neither does she feels Proud or exhibits all those Characters that Could Chase men away.

What a world ! Yet you will see some not too good looking Ladies, yet you see Different men frolicking around them, asking for a hand in Marriage from these not too good looking lady, some does not even posses the qualities this Lady Posseses.

But here You have a Beautiful Damsel having no Man to Ask for her hand in Marriage.. Na Waooo .

I asked Her Severally, are you really sincere you don't have a Fiance OR a Deep Relationship with any Man, She said God is Her Withness.

When she Contacted me for Spiritual Help, in fact immediately she mentioned this ,I sat Myself down and think Deeply.

What Faces one person, backs another Person.
We learn Everyday.

What a Strange World we are in.

Have you Seen, Witnessed A Lady having Such Experience before?

I remain Spiritualist Ade.

Having Such Issues ...

WhatsApp or Call .


09054..069427

Probably she is not destined to marry, after all, it is not everyone that would get married.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Mourns Reps member, Adams by Dshocker(m): 8:10pm On Jul 16
DMerciful:
Obi speaks when he wants to.

Bayo Orangutan can't pressure him to speak!

You cannot force him to wish the Nobel Cultist happy birthday grin

He doesn't respond to any critics thrown at him 😂🤣

Man is a silent killer.

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Sports / Re: Argentina National Team Under Fire For Singing Racist Songs After Their Win by Dshocker(m): 7:57pm On Jul 16
Argentina a nation to write home about.
Travel / Re: ( Morbeta11) A Nairalander on vacation. by Dshocker(m): 2:10pm On Jul 16
SUPERBLOOM:
Have fun grin
Looks like Detroit. Greet Kendrick Lamar fr me o

Detroit is in America, not Europe.

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Politics / Re: ₦‎1.5 Million Fuel For Six Cars To Anambra No Big Deal — Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye by Dshocker(m): 2:08pm On Jul 16
Okete001:
Hehehe

I9b0s are protecting this one now because she isis their own.

Dem go convince you to stone your own thief but will protect theirs

You sound foolish.

If she is found guilty, she should face the consequences of her actions.

Igbos are one tribe that won't bow down to you because you are wealthy.

Most billionaires in Anambra state receive more insult, than an average millionaire.
Politics / Re: Betta Edu Allegedly Returns, EFCC Keeps Mum by Dshocker(m): 1:53pm On Jul 16
ShinnBet:
Beta Edu is from Anambra .

Her father is from Anambra and not Cross River.


Her mother is from Cross River and her estranged husband whom she has since divorced and whose name she is still using is from Cross River.

She was never supposed to take the ministerial slot for Cross River just as the then Governor Ayade who nominated her for the position refused to acknowledge the nomination of a long standing jurist as the State Chief Justice all because she was not from Cross River but only married to a Cross Riverian.

So if the IPObidient want to drag Beta, they should know she is their daughter .


Oga she is from Rivers State.
Politics / Re: When Will Soyinka Assess Tinubu's Government? by Dshocker(m): 1:46pm On Jul 16
Tflex01:


But your father failed you. He brought you into the world to become a complete nui.sance trolling a 90 year old great-grandfather.

Modified:
All these Nairaland Obidient mods self, so with all the available meaningful threads in the background, this is what the moderators deem fit to be on front page because of the attack on Wole Soyinka and his tribe. 😂

You lack common sense.
Food / Re: Nairalanders, Are You Still Eating Beans?? by Dshocker(m): 1:34pm On Jul 16
PerfectStranger:

I ignorantly bought the stone one in the form of beans, close to 2hrs of cooking yet still strong. I had to take it down and eat it like that

Next time, slice onion only inside, it would hasten the process, from 2hr to 1hr.
Family / Re: Mother Of 11 Boys And 1 Girl Heartbroken As Husband Reportedly Runs Away (video) by Dshocker(m): 1:22pm On Jul 16
As a matter of fact, government should arrest both parties, and adopt those children.

12 children is a crime.

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Romance / Re: Temptations Everywhere! I'm Just Being Tempted In Abuja, And I... by Dshocker(m): 3:12am On Jul 16
HanisahZuwy:
Temptations everywhere!

I'm just being tempted in this Abuja, and I don't want to fall honestly. Somebody please help me. I don't want to give in to these temptations here and there.

The thing is, most men I come in contact with just want to eat my banku, which I don't want. They would want to get down with you before the thought of helping you comes. They're ready to spend the money, but you too go submit. I don't want to tour this path. Even before coming to Abuja, I decided I wasn't going to follow this path. I want to go the legit way. I want to use my body for something legit and not sleeping around.

Please nairalanders, come to my aid! I want to start a farm, where I can farm some little things at least.

I can cook very well different delicacies. Even delicacies from different tribes/ethnic groups in Nigeria, I can cook them.

I can make hair. I can teach one how to read.

I can also teach about sounds ( Phonics/Phonetics). I have some years experience in this.

I can also make your house look good and nice with my hands.
Etc.
Just help me please.
Patronize me.

Please, recommend me to people you know who might need my services.


Right now sef, I'm even tempted to go and start selling roadside fried yam and akara, honestly. But the thing is capital. The capital to do that or anything.

I have few businesses in mind, but the thing is capital to start. That's the main issue. Which was why I wrote the above services that I can render. And if anyone here can/wants to help me, I'll be really grateful.



Just talk to me please. My head wants to burst.


Thanks!


Young man yahoo yahoo no fit you, stop am.

You came with an epistle of pity, thinking people would pity and contribute, my brother, that format no go work 😂😂😂
Health / Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Gombe (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 2:16am On Jul 16
May his soul rest in peace.

I can even see the corn Tinuba promised him.
Romance / Re: I Was Assigned This Role And I'm Really Depressed Right Now by Dshocker(m): 6:06pm On Jul 15
Johnnoah1st:
I’m an usher in my church, and recently they were appointing a new minister. To my greatest surprise, I was appointed as a security. Is this not an insult to my personality, or am I just overthinking it?

The day arm robbers go want come cart away ballot box tithe for the church, na you dem go first light 💥

😆😆😆

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Romance / Re: . by Dshocker(m): 5:58pm On Jul 15
EreluRoz:
After doing some findings about the family my parents discovered that the mother(a politician) calls the shot in their family while her dad is relegated and emasculated.

My brother's fiancee has been crying her eyes out and my brother has been down and I feel for them because my dad's position is final and strongly backed by my mom(always supporting him in every issue) . Well, myself too supports my dad because he can never go wrong in my eyes but I'm pitying them.

I'll miss her delicious meals whenever I visit my brother but it is what it is.

Is this a good reason to stop couples from getting married?

90% of women out there have the same character as their mother.

Trust me, she would also want the same with your brother, immediately after wedding.

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Family / Re: How Many Of Us Used This Stuff? by Dshocker(m): 5:39pm On Jul 15
Leemzyy:
What is it plss?

It is that property, your mum used to make dinner for the whole family.

Don't come online and be forming like you don't recognize it, stop it.

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Romance / Re: Abeg Wetin Person Fit Chop Once A Day by Dshocker(m): 5:30pm On Jul 15
Buy 1 cup of garri, then soak it overnight with 1ltr of water, by tomorrow morning, the garri would have multiplied by 5×.

If you no belleful, make i know wetin cause am 🤣
Food / Re: Hungry Rats Manage To Eat Into Hard Shell Of Coconuts Stored By Fruit Seller by Dshocker(m): 4:10pm On Jul 15
Even the rats are feeling it, no more remnants in the dustbin to feed from 🤣😂🤣

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Politics / Re: Investing In Youths Will Aid Our Journey From Consumption To Production – Obi by Dshocker(m): 4:06pm On Jul 15
olaolulazio:
This man talks as if people that knew his as governor are all dead and couldn't verify his bullshiiiit.


How many youth you invest in as a governor Mr true sayer?

A lot.

He invested into education, and made Anambra number one, even up till now, Anambra is always leading in jamb
Crime / Re: NSCDC Arrests 3 Women For Oil Theft And Vandalism In Rivers by Dshocker(m): 10:25am On Jul 15
I thought oil bunkering was done and perpetuated by men?

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Politics / Re: APC Begins Moves To De-Marginalise Igbos – Ganduje by Dshocker(m): 10:19am On Jul 15
Creamypie:
Hmm. Igbos have governore, reps, senators etc they receive allocation like others, so what's the maginalisation? It's an excuse to loot. Am a Southerner b4 any person insult me

How many federal project or key appointments are given to the SouthEast?
Celebrities / Re: Security Operative Killed As Gunmen Abduct Sabinus Father In Rivers by Dshocker(m): 10:10am On Jul 15
Atinuke12267:
Chai

We told them to stop allowing those cannibals as refugee in SS.

They have allowed Ipob to distabilze SS.

Who knows if they will start enforcing sit-at-home in Rivers now?

Fubara should really deal with those bastards like Wike did in Obigbo

U sound like someone overdosed with otapiapia.

As if there is no kidnapping in your state.
Celebrities / Re: Security Operative Killed As Gunmen Abduct Sabinus Father In Rivers by Dshocker(m): 10:08am On Jul 15
lesbiconverter:
A Yoruba adage goes that if your yam is white learn how to cover it with your hands
It's not everything you show on the internet. Your loved ones become preys to evil people

All this one you are saying is story.

As if some people in his area doesn't know his father.
Romance / Re: If You Cant Take Orders From A Man, Why Are You Looking For A Man - Lady (video) by Dshocker(m): 2:55am On Jul 15
Lifestone:

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