Business / Re: Central Bank Interventions Will Stabilise Naira – Pwc by Dshocker(m): 7:36am On Jun 26 |
It appears it might get worst since their policies are against the economy.
These bastards should improve power, build and assist exiting manufacturing industries, invest in agriculture and lastly major into exportation and see how the economy would start heading for positivity. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Labour Leaders Disrupt LP Meeting With Peter Obi In Attendance by Dshocker(m): 6:27am On Jun 26 |
Movement |
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by Dshocker(m): 10:08pm On Jun 25 |
fastanddubious:
So you've been to the whole of Edo State lol. The way you guys talk in this forum smh Even my own state, i haven't gone to everywhere. |
Romance / Re: Will PI Coin Still Launch? by Dshocker(m): 1:17pm On Jun 25 |
Bea1234: I have over 200 worthless pi and I'm really tired of keeping it. Any hope guys? I am open to buying @N500 |
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Romance / Re: Chai, Just Realized I Don’t Have A Best Friend by Dshocker(m): 1:04pm On Jun 25 |
A true friend is one that is ready to share the little portion of food he has, without complaining.
Or starts blaming you over the mistake you made.
Apparently there are few friends out there, and not everyone have that. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: CHIVIDO24: Davido & Chioma's Wedding Venue At Eko Hotel Wows Fans by Dshocker(m): 12:13pm On Jun 25 |
Sharp |
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by Dshocker(m): 12:01pm On Jun 25 |
sagitariusbaby: Google is your friend, use it and stop displaying fulisness here. There is no state in Nigeria with more palm plantation like Edo state, the biggest palm oil producing factories are in Edo state. If you can't travel rest. SouthEast has 5 states & Edo is 1 state, so rest and stop shading your ignorance. 6 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by Dshocker(m): 11:44am On Jun 25 |
sagitariusbaby: after tasting Edo palm oil, you won't eat that of South East again I promise. I have stayed in Benin, Ekpoma and 1 other village i can't remember, and i can categorically tell you it is a lie. The most sold and sought after oil in lagos is from the East. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Tinubunomics Bite Harder As Prices Of Beans, Tomato, Garri Rise By Over 30% by Dshocker(m): 11:31am On Jun 25 |
helinues: Toh Guy curse dey follow you dey waka? 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man With Human Skull In Ogun by Dshocker(m): 11:04am On Jun 25 |
Ogun state people which way? |
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by Dshocker(m): 11:03am On Jun 25 |
BabaAgba79:
Yoruba don't like the oil from the South East. It does not taste well in our mouth. Our oil is well cooked AND SMELLS GOOD. Same thing goes for Yoruba oil. 90% of the oil gotten from SouthWest are consumed by SouthWesterners due to its taste, but the SouthEastern oil is suitable for local dishes, particularly soups. 3 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by Dshocker(m): 10:39am On Jun 25 |
BabaAgba79:
You are a novice. Do u know that palm oil is largely produced in the South West? The Yorubas produce their own oil from Ondo, Ekiti, Osun and Oyo. SouthEast has or produce not just the largest, but also the best in terms of quality and most sort after. You can carry out a survey, by asking about 5 different market women from different tribes. 5 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by Dshocker(m): 10:36am On Jun 25 |
Judolisco: Where una dey see all dis statistics from... Largest producer of palm oil should be south-south... Edo alone carry am for head U are funny, try and travel around. I have been to Edo state and i can categorically say Edo state major most in garri production. There are a lot of cassava plantation in Edo state. 3 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by Dshocker(m): 10:30am On Jun 25 |
SouthEast has the best palm oil in Nigeria, followed by SouthSouth, then SouthWest and MiddleBelt. 18 Likes |
Education / Re: UNIZIK's Ifunanya Miracle Bliss Dies While Escaping Prankster’s Tricycle Robbery by Dshocker(m): 10:28am On Jun 25 |
As a prankster, at least someone somewhere ought to be recording the event.
If he can't provide the video, then he is a thief. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: US Rapper, Julio Foolio, Shot Dead While Celebrating His 26th Birthday by Dshocker(m): 11:27am On Jun 24 |
Gun violence in America 6 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Chioma Release Pre-Wedding Photos: Wedding IV Costs ₦10M - OGB Recent by Dshocker(m): 11:17am On Jun 24 |
Elite wedding 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Dances With Chioma At Her Bridal Shower (Full Video) by Dshocker(m): 11:01am On Jun 24 |
Sheistoopretty: Congratulations to Chioma, this is the kind of news I love reading, not a broke man engaging a woman ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif)
I will also marry a billionaire , but the difference between me and Chioma is that my own will be a foreign billionaire... I have nothing to do with nigerian men, they disgust me. ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) You are yet to net a local millionaire, not to take of a local billionaire 😂 Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; and it is a sense of humor to console him for what he is.... Keep dreaming. |
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Ask Me To Slow Things Down - I don't know what to do by Dshocker(m): 8:11am On Jun 24 |
Chidex369: Greetings my people,
Please I really need your advice on how to go about this matter that is really eating me up. We went on a normal date with my girl whom I have proposed marriage to and she accepted it. But in recent time I have been telling her to come and see my parent but was like we are not yet ready, I don't understand it.
Today we went out and she opened up and started telling me areas of my life which she's not really comfortable with and I should improve on them. When she was done she said she needs us to slow things down for now.
I don't really know how to go about this right now. Please I really need your advice on it. I really love this girl and wants to settle down with her. We broke before and reconcile after two years, and we been back for like 6 months now.
Please no insult or curse. Please I need your advice. From all indications, she has someone else that ticks her box. She is indirectly tell you, she doesn't want to settle down with you, and you are forcing it. Oga move on & look for another girl to make your wife. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: FRSC Abolishes Patrol Points In Abia, Ebonyi, Enugu & Imo by Dshocker(m): 7:57am On Jun 24 |
Godons1: That region is a no go area. Due to alarming rates of insecurity. Someone dared me to go to Onitsha or any town in the East and he will give me 5 million. I told him to keep his 5 million.
No be me go come kpai because of ordinary 5m. I will rather go to Sambisa forest for 10k, than go to that region for 5m. If mumu was a person. Where do you know Onitsha is? |
Politics / Re: Atiku-Obi Alliance: Another Marriage, In Whose Interest? - The Guardian by Dshocker(m): 6:29am On Jun 24 |
For me, running for the office of the president come 2027 is a total waste of time and resources, because the chances are slim and almost impossible for a Master Chess Political Player like Tinubu to lose
What would Reno Omokri do in this situation now, would he make a U-turn to start supporting and singing songs of praise for Peter Obi? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 3 Likes |
Properties / Re: Top 10 Biggest Estates In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 3:30pm On Jun 22 |
So where would be place Shoreline, Maitama & Eko Atlantic
This compilation is false. |
Romance / Re: What's The Best Dating Advice You Have Heard? by Dshocker(m): 7:56am On Jun 22 |
helinues: Love, you can't force it nor rush it, it only comes naturally No wonder, the suffering and hardship APC has melted on you and your generation yet unborn has turned to Stockholm Syndrome.... That is the reason you fell in love with them. Pele 🤧🤧🤧 |
Romance / Re: Best Ways To Catch A Cheating Partner- Lordhugo (with Pics) by Dshocker(m): 7:29am On Jun 22 |
lordhugo: #1 Watch the signs. Do you see a change in your partner’s behavior recently? Have they started working out, dressing better, or started using a new seductive intense evening perfume? They may have no reason for the changes, and almost always, these changes may seem very spontaneous. Open your eyes like Segun Arinze's ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
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#2 Drop by unannounced. Every now and then, drop by unannounced to their workplace or come back home early. Don’t make it obvious that you’re just spying on them. Instead, always have a great excuse to walk in unannounced. If your partner is cheating on you, the first thing they’d do *instead of welcoming you with a smile* is hide something or appear surprised or even angry! Suprise him/her like Santa [img]http://www.schauspiel-stuttgart.de/content-images/schauspielgallerie/7595/back_home.jpg[/img]
#3 Check their recycle bin. The garbage is a great place to dispose of things. And sometimes, it also has a lot of clues. If your partner is on the computer often, check the computer’s recycle bin often. Chances are, there may be another person’s photo or a little snippet of information that could be of some use. Note- To Ibadan girls. Recycle bin is not the dustbin o! ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
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#4 Snoop on their phone. Does your partner carry their cell phone with them wherever they go, even if it’s a trip to the loo? If that’s happening in your relationship, there’s a good chance your partner’s up to something. Take a peek into their cell phone when you get the chance, especially when they’ve put the phone on charge. Please do not unplug the phone for long as Nepa is unreliable. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
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#5 Spontaneous sex. This works better if you’re a girl, and dating a guy. If your boyfriend or husband comes home late from any unexpected delay, try to have spontaneous sex with them when they get back home. If your guy gets angry, pushes you away or tries avoiding it at all costs, chances are, he may be exhausted down there. He could always wash himself up before getting home, but getting it up immediately and blowing a huge load, that’s not the easiest thing to do! The output can never be high soon after a fling.
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#6 Follow after a fight. Most cheating partners intentionally try to pick fights, slam the door and walk away, because it makes a great excuse to slip out of the house and meet their adulterous lover. If your partner’s been picking fights and walking out of the house often recently, try to follow them on the pretense of apologizing.
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#7 Change your sleeping habits. If your partner’s cheating on you, their sleeping habits may change almost overnight. They may stay up longer using the excuse of work, or you may catch them sneaking around the house late at night. Pretend like you’re asleep as soon as you hit the bed, and try to see if your partner’s up to something. Do they get out of bed for long periods of time? And it’s not just late nights you need to think about. Some cheating partners may even wake up really early and get on the phone, especially if they realize you suspect them.
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#8 Does your partner want space? Space is something all of us need in a relationship, whether we accept it or not. But has your partner started getting fiercely protective about their space recently? Do they hate answering questions about where they’ve been or what they’ve been up to? It’s definitely a small warning sign.
![](https://cdn.yourlovetips.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/space-in-a-relationship.jpg)
#9 They get jumpy. Try walking in on your partner when they least expect it without announcing yourself, especially if they’ve been by themselves for a while. Does your partner act jumpy or nervous when you walk in on them, especially if they’re over the phone or in front of their computer? They were probably doing something and they don’t want you to know what it was. ![](/faces/huh.png)
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#10 Changes in schedule. All of a sudden, your partner may stay out a lot of nights on work, or have a lot of get-togethers on their social calendar with their friends. If your partner doesn’t ever invite you with their friends, or if they claim to be very busy working and still look fresh and happy when they get home, your partner’s probably up to something. One Big Ukwu is prolly involved.
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#11 The phone etiquette. Your partner suddenly needs a lot of space while talking over the phone. They either sound awkward or they walk away from you to the next room while talking over the phone with a few people. You may even find text messages from random numbers with random texts in them. Remember, when people cheat, they could always store the other lover’s number under another name, and use code words to interact with each other when they miss each other! Become a Jack Bauer or Abba kyari of SARS!
![](https://static.eharmony.com.au/relationship-advice/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/woman_chatting_phone_600x369.jpg)
#12 Gadgets. Your partner has changed most of their passwords, even if you thought you knew all of them. And even when you ask them for the new password, they make an excuse to hide it from you. And sometimes, you may see that they position their computer facing away from you, and they would never do that before. [img]http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/10485412.jpg[/img]
#13 Grooming habits. Hitting the gym, wearing new clothes and perfume are all signs your partner wants to look better. But are they going overboard with their appearances? Has your partner started grooming themselves down there meticulously all of a sudden, even though they aren’t keen on doing something with you? [img]http://4.bp..com/-Hz4VQ8DmO5A/UhLkuzw75zI/AAAAAAAAA1o/zt9W7ePWXLM/s640/Clean-Underwear+with+text.jpg[/img]
#14 Sneaking away. Does your partner sneak out of the house every now and then, using the silliest of excuses? “I’m driving down to the store to get something…” “My friends are catching up around the corner…” “I’m bored, I’m going for a drive…” or something along those lines? That’s alright though. But when you offer to tag along, what does your partner say? Do they make an excuse to go alone? That’s fishy, don’t you think? Follow him/her like the way the Disciples followed Bros J. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
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Now the earlier 14 signs would definitely help you find out if your partner’s cheating on you with someone else. But if you want to nail them, you’re going to have to catch them in the act. And there’s no way you can do that unless you walk in on your partner with the person they’re cheating on you with. But if you do choose to go spy-mode and use a few unethical ways, here are four ways to nail your partner’s cheating backside in no time.
But try these ways only if you’re already certain your partner’s cheating on you. These steps are great to catch them, but if they aren’t cheating on you and it was just a false alarm, your partner may feel extremely hurt by your actions!
#15 Hidden cameras. Place a spycam in the room where your partner hangs out most often when they want alone time. If they’re over the phone or doing some funny business behind your back, you’ll know soon enough. Check aliexpress for cheap spy gadgets.
#16 Create a fake profile. Create a fake profile and log on to websites that promote cheating spouses and see if your partner’s using one of them. Or for starters, just create a fake facebook profile and add a lot of random friends to make your account seem legitimate. Nairaland is not left out. Send your partner a PM from a big butt girl like **kia**. ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) And then, send an invite to your partner and get friendly with them. And over a few days or weeks, start flirting with them and see how they respond to you. Are they interested in meeting up or hooking up?
#17 Keyloggers. Keyloggers are software that you can download off the net *some free and some for a price*. Some of these keyloggers, especially the paid versions, can be installed in a computer and the person using it would never know it’s running in the background. These programs can record whatever you want, the passwords they use, the letters they type, the pages they visit, or even record a video of the screen as they use the computer. You can also download a few paid apps over your phone and install a secret app in your partner’s phone to keep track of their calls too.
#18 GPS device. Are you the one who wants to catch your partner red handed? Then the stalker mode may work for you! Pick up a tiny GPS device that can be fixed to the underside of your partner’s car. You can track their movements and pounce on them when their pants are around their ankles in short-time hotel out of town! No think about this plan if una still de stay for one bedroom o.
Use these 18 ways on how to catch a cheating partner, and there’s no way a cheater can get away with their adulterous ways. But remember, don’t use the last four ways unless you’re certain your partner’s cheating on you already and you just want to confront them in the act!
Note. If you think these ways are time consuming or simply not good enough, please ask that wicked woman residing in the compound next to yours for directions on where to prepare magun. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Hasta La Vista
LordHugo
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Sports / Re: CAF Announces Dates Of The Next AFCON And WAFCON by Dshocker(m): 7:16am On Jun 22 |
Why at the year end? |
Education / Re: When Should A Child Start School? by Dshocker(m): 7:15am On Jun 22 |
At 4yrs would have been the best. 6 Likes |
Education / Re: Favour Atoe: Most Beautiful Campus Queen by Dshocker(m): 3:00am On Jun 22 |
Pageantpolice: Queen favour Atoe emerge the new most beautiful campus queen.
On the night full of glitz and glamour, the campus models worldwide organization crown their most beautiful campus queen winner and runner ups with queen favour being the latest winner who would represent nigeria in Paraguay. Alexreporter is this you behind the moniker? How much were you paid for this? |
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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Lawyer Writes Dammy Krane Over Defamation & False Accusation Of Murder by Dshocker(m): 2:25am On Jun 22 |
Opportunity for one to get a good law firm |
Celebrities / Re: Chioma: 'My Wife's Ring Is Worth 2 to 3 Rolls Royces' - Davido (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 2:23am On Jun 22 |
Jennyclay: Rant of a broke man!! Can’t you just congratulate them and move on with your broke life ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
I’m sure you’ve not spend ordinary 10k on your girlfriend before ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Broke man! Shior! t Did you know that, you might end up marrying a broke man? 2 Likes |