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Car Talk / Re: Naija Roads Vs Tesla Self-driving : Naija Man Tests Self-driving On The Road by eclatante: 5:41pm On Oct 29
Naijamanyoutube we've been waiting for u in that giveaway thread since. Hunger dey tear my eyes sir.

Maybe you should create another thread sir.

Bless you!
Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by eclatante: 7:13am On Sep 30
Good morning naijamanyoutube god bless you for helping others.

I'm in need of assistance If you please. Thank you.
Politics / Re: Best Answer Wins 100k by eclatante: 10:35pm On Sep 26
eejo:
send your account number

Can I send mine too sir. 😔😔
Politics / Re: Best Answer Wins 100k by eclatante: 10:20pm On Sep 26
eejo:
Am confused who to send the 100k. prize pending till am sure the owner. 5 people who were the first to drop account number will get 10k each

Looks like I came late to this party. But I'll send my details on request sir.

I also want to ask that you should extend your philanthropic gestures to the first 10 people that sent their bank details.

Nigeria is really difficult, if it were possible and I'm financially capable, I would have done it.

God bless you.
Religion / Re: Moment A Catholic Priest Asked For N5k From Church Members & Then Did This (Vid) by eclatante: 1:27pm On Sep 23
PJtech:


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Slm brother. Here is my account number.

9050974548 Opay (Yakubu)
Religion / Re: Moment A Catholic Priest Asked For N5k From Church Members & Then Did This (Vid) by eclatante: 9:18pm On Sep 22
PJtech:
First 10 to drop account details will be creditedby APOPTOSIS

Alternates don't bother to drop account


Once i tick you account details ✅you'll be credited

9050974548 Opay (Yakubu)
Religion / Re: Moment A Catholic Priest Asked For N5k From Church Members & Then Did This (Vid) by eclatante: 5:15pm On Sep 22
APOPTOSIS:
😭😭
Make moderator no send me virus
70% women, 30% men
First 20

9050974548 Opay (Yakubu)

Thank you oga
Education / Re: Please Come To My Aid Before I Get A Carryover. by eclatante: 8:44am On Sep 18
Please
Politics / Re: What Can You Address To Solve Most Of Nigeria Problem Best Answer Win 30k by eclatante: 7:47am On Sep 18
Eejo.. its been a while
Education / Re: Please Come To My Aid Before I Get A Carryover. by eclatante: 7:38am On Sep 18
Please Nairaland
Education / Re: Please Come To My Aid Before I Get A Carryover. by eclatante: 7:26am On Sep 18
Help me please
Education / Please Come To My Aid Before I Get A Carryover. by eclatante: 6:20am On Sep 18
Please ladies and gentlemen of Nairaland, I'm a 200l student in the university.

My exam is tomorrow and will be prevented from writing it, if I can't make this payment. I need help please.

My ID card and all details will be provided. Please help me I don't want to fail.

Total amount is ₦60,000

Nigerians please come to my aid.
Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by eclatante: 5:24am On Sep 05
naijamanyoutube:
Good to hear you got the money. Take care.


Only one Naija Mann... Good morning o.

I make I drop this comment.. maybe my luck go shine for Ur next giveaway.

One love!
Politics / Re: What Can You Address To Solve Most Of Nigeria Problem Best Answer Win 30k by eclatante: 11:31pm On Sep 04
Government
Romance / I Need ₦62,500 For My 200L Son's School Fees. by eclatante: 12:22pm On Aug 28
The fee is remaining #60,000

I need assistance please. I have not been able to sleep for days because of this.

Thank you and God bless you all.
Education / Re: I Need Assistance In Paying My Son's School Fees. by eclatante: 6:06pm On Aug 26
MMempire:
Remaining 62k+ means your son is likely in a private university.

It's a public university sir. His total fees is 220k+ he's a medical student.
Education / I Need Assistance In Paying My Son's School Fees. by eclatante: 6:44am On Aug 26
Good morning Nairaland. Please this has gotten above my power that's why I've decided to seek help here.


I've been able to raise funds for some of the fees.

It's remaining #60k

I need assistance please. I have not been able to sleep for days because of this.

Thank you and God bless you all.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Has No Idea What Nigerians Are Enduring by eclatante: 12:46pm On Aug 15
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by eclatante: 8:16pm On Aug 12
lelion:
Greetings house. Please for the detribalized Nigerian annual award of 150k, could monikers here volunteer to tabulate the nominations for us ? Because l might miss some nominations owing to bad internet connection in my location.
If that is possible, l am suggesting we give the 2-man committee 40k for their data while the winner takes 110k.
House please your suggestions !

Nice idea.

I could help with the nomination along.
Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by eclatante: 5:02am On Aug 08
naijamanyoutube:
Done! Please confirm.



Sir when it's time for the next one.. plsss 🙏

It's going to go a really long way to pay my son's school fees Thank u
Politics / Re: Army Compensates Ismail Mohammed's Family With ₦300k by eclatante: 4:15pm On Aug 07
Inhumane. My condolences with the family.
Politics / Re: A Misunderstood Akpabio. by eclatante: 4:14pm On Aug 07
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by eclatante: 1:47pm On Aug 05
Smartb0y:

You don fvck up.

First and foremost,stop taking advice from that your friend,he seems blue pilled.

Sex first , relationship second
This is non negotiable.

If you do relationship before sex you will lose more trust me.

A woman should be the one vying for a relationship,a connection, security because basically that's what relationship is for . It benefits Women more.

No sensible guy should chase after a relationship.
Chasing after a relationship is a feminine drive..

A man that chases is a man that loses.
Men with value and options don't chase,they attract.

Give her less attention,if she comes running afraid she's in a state of losing you,only then will that show a little inclination that she's invested or ready to invest in you.

If you lock up and she lock up too, thank your stars, you just dodged a bullet.

Make sure you hit her as soon as possible to get her invested in you. A woman that you haven't fvcked won't be emotionally invested in you .
Understand this.

But don't be pussy focused just to get her.
Instead use less attention to get her to open up.

If at this point she doesn't open those legs,she was never into you.

Move on with the speed of lightning else you'll sign yourself up for games and manipulation.


2. Better don't get tired. As far as associating with women goes, they'll always play games so better be on guard else you get used. There's no good woman anywhere just woman.
How you associate with them is what brings their different flavors.

3. You were pussy focused. She knows you're hungry for sex. She'll use that against you.
Right now , she's got the upper hand

4. Stop rationalizing simping. Fvck her and find out

5. You acted needy and beta. No woman wants a needy guy. Ever. You've messed this one up really bad. How you start with a woman is how you'll end it.
She already sees you one way. Trying to form the hard guy now will seem almost laughable. She won't take you seriously. It's better to cut your losses and get a new one grin

6 &7. She doesn't give a fvck if you call her. You failed to attract her. Her pussy isn't tingling for you because you acted needy.
You didn't make her work for your attention.
In her eyes, you're already conquered. She did nothing to deserve a relationship.


I don try for you.
Bye grin


We later Bleep.. (I stopped showing interest, sex came) lol funny how this shit works.

Rizzputin

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Health / Re: I've Always Felt Weak Since My Teens. How Can I Increase My Life Energy? by eclatante: 1:13pm On Aug 05
Chachafoods:
✓Continue the Gym, ....Gym, Gym, Gym.

✓Walk to some places instead of ride.

✓Watch what you eat....
Don't eat junks....eat neat, you're what you eat.

✓Intermittent fasting ....last food for the day should be 6/7pm.... first food should be 11am.

✓Serious lifestyle adjustments.

✓Many more.


Thank u
Health / Re: I've Always Felt Weak Since My Teens. How Can I Increase My Life Energy? by eclatante: 1:12pm On Aug 05
Namaster:
The only time I feel strong is after I hit the gym.

This is the SOLUTION right here.

If you are NOT sick, there is NO excuse not to hit the gym at least 4 times per week. Bodyweight exercises like pushups and squats is a VIABLE alternative for busy folks.

Look up 5x5 Workout and follow the program. It contains compound exercises like deadlifts and squats that would strengthen your back in no time.

Alright, I'll look it up. Thanks for your input.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are In Poverty And What The President Needs To Do by eclatante: 11:55am On Aug 05
Nigeria is in a real deep mess fr.
Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by eclatante: 8:46am On Aug 05
naijamanyoutube:
I will write names down and pick one. Many people, including myself are going through a hard time, but don't worry, I will not pick myself for the giveaway grin

Good day sir 😊
Health / I've Always Felt Weak Since My Teens. How Can I Increase My Life Energy? by eclatante: 8:45am On Aug 05
Good morning Nairaland.

I'm a young man (27) I've always had this problem of being very weak. I get easily tired when I perform any task.. I've never really felt strong like every young man do.

The only time I feel strong is after I hit the gym. A few days later, I go back to my low energy state.

Is there a way I can naturally increase my energy and vitality?

I feel very weak most of the time and my back is the weakest part of my body. Are there exercises that I can do to strengthen my back and also my spine?

All inputs will be appreciated. Thank you.

xx I struggled with masturbation for over 10 years, but I'm on track in ending the habit.

Source: Facebook
Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by eclatante: 4:45pm On Aug 01
naijamanyoutube:
I will write names down and pick one. Many people, including myself are going through a hard time, but don't worry, I will not pick myself for the giveaway grin

Ok.. nice one 💪
Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by eclatante: 10:26am On Jul 31
naijamanyoutube:
How should I pick the next person for the giveaway?

And "Happy New Year" is enough, hearing people say "Happy new month" or "Happy new week", or "Happy (Friday, Monday, Sunday) is annoying. Soon una go say "Happy new second" grin grin grin

I don't know if I'm in a position but I'll like to table this, but I know a student in the university who might end up not writing his exams and probably carryover every course this semester due to inability to pay his fees.

The school fees is about ₦98,600 or there about.. I've assisted him with 10k, and he's managed to save about ₦40,500 i really think this money will be a big boost to save up for the school fees.

Sending my greetings to you chief.
Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by eclatante: 12:55am On Jul 31
naijamanyoutube:
How should I pick the next person for the giveaway?

And "Happy New Year" is enough, hearing people say "Happy new month" or "Happy new week", or "Happy (Friday, Monday, Sunday) is annoying. Soon una go say "Happy new second" grin grin grin

Quite easy.

Select the lucky one from those who quoted this exact comments.

May I also suggest that the lucky person to be picked should be chosen due to their needs as things are terribly difficult in Nigeria.

God bless.
Romance / Men With Small Penis; 5 Inches And Below, How Do You Cope With Life And Sex? by eclatante: 8:43am On Jul 30
I think it is absolutely ridiculous that some men were created with thicc fat joysticks of 8+ inches and can make women scream, moan and wet the sheets with their juices within a few minutes of thrusting.

While some men were created with tiny weak joysticks of 5 inches and less.

Dear Nigerian men with small penis, how have you been able to cope with your tiny joysticks?

And what have you done to improve your sex life and to make a women remember you after sex instead of running away from your tiny penis?

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