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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 3:50pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
6barz freestyle E's at it again/strap ma dikk/fuckn this nikkurz in n' out I'm sick n' tired of makin' these rapperz chicken out They fall in luv wit ma rhymez/they think we're makin' out? Fukk what you thot/ this line will end wif another friggin' 'out' this sh¡t'z freestyle/ these wordz just come off the top repetition ain't a crime/ i can spit whateva the fukk i want nikkurz claimin' they Titanz/ just cuz you typin' yur thotz? next he'll say i'm Liliputan/ bytch i'll fukk yur brainz n' c.um in yur thotz You fakin' a lot/this is not a subliminal punch Ain't callin' you out/ i'm givin' you a minimal hunch take your time and give it a thot/ eat it up like yur lunch And git back at me when you've had much of your brains to munch. Grrrrrr. . . |
Celebrities / Re: Whats Wrong With Kanye West? by elbereth: 2:12pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
If Kanye chooses to live a life of Angels and Demons. . .let him be. It'z his muthafuckn life for devil's sakes. |
Romance / Re: This Girl Keeps Sleeping With Me. by elbereth: 1:17pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
Tink_sh: there's some truth to that |
Nairaland / General / Re: Most Annoying Fella On This Section. by elbereth: 12:56pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
Nobody yet |
Romance / Re: solved by elbereth: 12:33pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
Guys who ask girls/ladies for money are a big disgrace to manhood. Even if she's willing to give, you should be ashamed that you can't fend for yourself and for your spouse. Even when she asks you for help and you come up with excuses and BS like that. @Isabelle The guy is after your money, he might love you, but he loves what he gains from you more than your person. If it will break your heart to leave him, prepare yourself for that heart break, or try looking for some else who's sincere enough. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Girlfriends Wanted by elbereth: 6:56pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
11 seconds? That's a record. Does that mean my vote doesn't count? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Marriage For 500,000 Naira But I'm Afraid Of Her by elbereth: 6:49pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
This is weird |
Romance / Re: A Female Companion Needed by elbereth: 6:42pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
@OP Go to your village and look for a wife. They might even give her to you for free. No e.mails involved |
Romance / Re: Why Do All Ladies Depend On Money To Love by elbereth: 6:38pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
It's only a lazy guy that can sit on his lazy behind and make such silly comments. I always advice broke dudes to stick to making money before seeking for 'love'. it's no crime for a girl to ask you for some money, it's a relationship and it's give and take. |
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Men Want To Date 15 Yr Olds by elbereth: 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
such fellows should be rounded up and stoned to death |
Romance / Re: This Girl Keeps Sleeping With Me. by elbereth: 5:49pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
The way you'z talking, it seems the girl is trash, so what's stopping you from telling her off, instead of sticking her the more and increasing her 'love' for you? |
Crime / Re: My 13 Yrs Old Neighbor Obsessing Me by elbereth: 5:39pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
@evil6 you say she's obssessed with you but with your comments it shows that it's the other way round. Being obssessed with having sxx with a 13 year old girl is very wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself, and not seek encouragemet to do the wrong thing. it's one thing to 4k 1000 proztitutes and another thing altogether to 4k a kid. |
Romance / Re: This Girl Keeps Sleeping With Me. by elbereth: 5:24pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
i'm a guy, but i don't support what the OP is doing. He knows if he'd told the girl from the beginning that he doesn't 'like some qualities about her' then he wouldn't even had seen her undies. You know the solution to your 'problem' Mr OP |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 1:06am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Yet again. . . I divide and conquer monsters/ mobsters might start to wonder Where does E get his abilitiz from/ niggaz fear my plunder I'm from the Yonder/ pits where even angels fear to wander a raging thunder/ gay punkz can only be as smart as pick panther yeah E spits flows like a tornado/ so i render you homeless Quit ya Cow n' Chicken flows/ iz you they cuzin 'boneless'?? how can you claim to be tha rap king when you'z throneless I'm yet to 'Bleep-U' up/ too bad/ you'z so scared/ you've gone Lez I'm back with the swords/ E's about to attack with his wordz Ain't smilin' of course/. . . .cuz ya life is a trial of sorts i'm the Jury/ the Judge/ imprison you with a villainous thought I'm hackin' this 'Lot'/ you could watch your back n' be a 'Pillar of Salt' been flowing for so long that i could urinate the stream One man Arm-'E'/ with a touch of my hand/ i mutilate Regimes Yeah i'm black/ still i get on the stage and illuminate the scene Y'all are just insects/ so E'z just about to Fumigate me screen ElBereTH. . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 7:39pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
'sup peopz DBR, H.J, Ibime, mykali, Crude and the rest of y'all doperz This is me, a nobody signing in to donate me lyriqal quota. No beef intended i step in. . . wit a mic in ma head/the thread's flow for rank i'm not the king of PoP but yet i've got some bone's to crack I'm known to 'Black'/ Joe too scared he changed his name to 'Jack' if this niggaz ain't 'thirst for blood'/ you've got my 'Blade' to thank I'm made to count/ how many rap headz i've laid to ground They 'fraid to bout me . . lyriq'z be like i'm Dave to 'Liath niggaz can't test E'/ they 'fraid i'll change my rage to wrath And maim they mouth/ i spit 'dark' flows that 'taint they clout' My rap slice'n'split dudes/exposing pools of blood n' tissue They say E's mad/E's cursed/E's of murked thoughts n' issues every verse i've issued/ they don't miss/they hit you Put U thru a state of blood'Lost'/ ya blood cells'll miss U What do i gain if yo think i'm too scared to diss you Who 'z you? I've dropped more barz than ya b¡Tch'z kissed you i own this abbatoir nigga / if you want the beef/ i'll feed you Then like an Aztec god/ i feed on ya heart/. . .after i bleed you tha E has spok'n |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by elbereth: 6:32pm On May 05, 2010 |
will join next league |
Romance / Re: My Roommates Boyfriend by elbereth: 8:04pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
@OP. if you don't do something about this situation, and quickly, your days as your roommate's roommate are numbered. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by elbereth: 7:38pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
now i know how Chelsea felt having to deal with Ovrebo's incompetence such dubious officiating is sickening |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League: Porto Vs Arsenal On 17th February [2 - 1] by elbereth: 7:24pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
Guys, we're gonna defeat Porto when they come to the Emirates Porto never perform good in England we're going to get past them. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe Cracks Down On Nigerians by elbereth: 6:57pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
Mugabe is a retard |
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