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Religion / Re: Will You Marry An Atheist? by elbereth: 5:07pm On Jun 15, 2012
humans with their many postulations

would you prefer to marry a pretender?
one who goes to your churches and carries around your bibles but has the devil hidden inside of him?
TV/Movies / Re: Last Flight To Abuja (pics) by elbereth: 3:51pm On Jun 15, 2012
the trailer wasn't that bad...but they still have a lot more to do
Family / Re: Today Is Children's Day: Say Something To The Kids by elbereth: 12:03am On May 28, 2012
wishing the kids a lovely childhood...most of us were not that blessed back then
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 11:24am On Nov 08, 2010
Hell Yeah. . .

E's back . . . ./ to break niggas knee caps with a mean snap~
They askin' iz E mad?/E'z had to munch on 'em like a meal snack~
So they lean back/ain't got no Terror Squad/but they know E'z that~
nigga who don't spit wack/whatever the Bleep i spit/ i mean that~

so now he'z back/ he wanna make me mad/ but i don't need that~
Cuz when i'm vexed i bring the Black Death on y'all like a mean rat~
it seems he wants a war wiv me but he'z fuckin' scared to bring that~
Cuz I bring a herd of Cattle to battle/so much beef/n' he'z scared to eat that~

nigga I'z so dead I put fear in the mind of the Grim Reaper~
i spit deeper/ you'z shallow minded/ you can only spit weaker~
You d¡Ck licker/ niggaz luv the way you suck but say yo' b¡tch'z sweeter~
they luv the way she open wide n' they can put all they d¡Ck in her~

And to every mutherfuckaz who wanna hav go at me~
You can cum at me/just keep yo' fuckin' d¡ck away from me~
Take a shot at me/ you could even point a fuckin' gun at me~
But i'm sure to swing my swordz n' watch yo' blood gush at me~

it'z E' b¡tchez
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 10:27pm On Nov 05, 2010
^^that was great, dude. Liked the flow of it.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 9:39pm On Nov 05, 2010
Let's go. . .

iz you Justin? / your flows remind me of what a woman be/
want a war wit me? don't Bleep wit me/ i am not a human being/
you can be/ whatever the Bleep it iz you want to be. . ./
I still will kill/ grab ya soul outta ya body like you belong to me//

you think i'm scared of you just cuz you'z a Menace wit wordplayz?/
Shut it Dennis/suck my pen¡s/i heard you'z a legend wit pre-intimacy
call me a prophet of doom/ . . . now listen to what the Lord says
''I give you the power to eliminate this nigga who wuz born gay''//

D[/b]is [b]B¡tch R[/b]eally needs to be taught a lesson or two
You throwin' warning shotz? n' you think you'z messin' with who?
Definately/ this nigga knowz he can't be fuckin' wit  . . . [b]E

Cuz i'm an ND boy/ against me/ he knows it'z his END it will be. . .//

I'm blessed with the/ strength to pick you up n' rip you apart. . .
Or i could slice your ballz off/ sprinkle some salt/ n' put in ya mouth/
make you taste ya weakness/ cuz nigga that'z what you'z about/
throw you a BlackBerry for you to come Bold/but you still piss in ya pants//


to whom it may concern . . . oNe.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 7:32pm On Nov 05, 2010
DBR:

Hehehe. .smbody dey try himself for here.
let me just TALK to u. . grin

Been away for a bit. .and the zone just got u lames/
told y'all we not the same. .i go against u grains/
E wants a shot at game. ./so he dik ridin ma fame/
i scourge with flame. /.bad choice if u wanna make a name/
wat a shame. ./dawg u hungry. .sad u aint got no pedigree/
t'will be unfair if u the rat they gonna pair me wit/
seekin moment of glory. .i leave this rodent gory/
u got no potent story. .with your lil docent poetry/
wanna die in a hurry. .this aint the moment for it/
u versus me?. .your skill makes no cogent offering/
b!tch . .i come a long way. .so ma dik. .get off it. .
fit r whole body it ma shoe. .still wont be a force fit/
this impotent dik head wanna fuk wit a pro/
but i do courtesan . .while u just a cheap skate ho/
no question this aint no battle . .just a warnin shot/
at your hottest u wudnt score a point while im warmin up/
drum it up. ./u kno ma wordplay crashes like high tide/
beware. .Beef from me is always seasoned with cyanide/
u wont just bite the dust . .i leave u in hall way chewin granite/
im nice guy. ./but test me. . n i serve u beef from a mad cow/
so this lil light of urs. .aint gon let it shine. .a blackout!

oNe

Nikkur. . .that was devious. Lmao.
Okss. . .i'mma see if i could rival that in a moment.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 1:15pm On Nov 02, 2010
FatFish:

[b]ellbereth[/b]lets talk about him 4 a minute
this guy hu thinks hes a menace
if you bleep wit me im gunna leave you flat backed
cuz my rap is gonna get your fucken asss cracked
U neva find out becuase im cleva.I dont break necks but i turn ya hoes head.
Before you'll be able to go get her
and its funny that there are nine of them
That want beef, must be dying of envy
I spit mean; so friends aren't even an option
Anyways I've learnt not to have friends, it makes your anger blossom
start rethinkin yo sh1t
Fore you put your dik in this bich

I don't battle b¡tches.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 12:57pm On Nov 02, 2010
Bleep. . .

Nigga you must be crazy/ why the Bleep you thinkin' like a baby?
What the fuckz yer brains made of? Why'z you bitchin' like a lady?
homey said you could hit him anyway but never call his dad/ b¡tch
now i see you'z mentally fuckd/ so you actin' like a faggit . . .

Nigga'z behaving like he's some kind of a trouble maker
i'll cut you in half/ so now your b¡tch thinkz you'z a double dater
Bloody faker/ you don't add up/even if we battled mathematically
I'll send him a letter bomb. . .then i watch him explode alphabetically

follow the rules of Hip Hop b¡Tch. . .if you know what Hip Hop is.
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by elbereth: 11:50am On Nov 02, 2010
Halo : Reach

Call Of Duty ; Black Ops

FIFA 11

Men of War
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by elbereth: 8:05am On Oct 28, 2010
this issue has been so flogged that it's now scared of being discussed again. . .

Mikel plays Defensive Midfield for Chelsea and plays it so damn well. Ancelotti is happy with what the kid is doing for the club. Scoring goals is not an imperative to measure DMs
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 8:14pm On Oct 27, 2010
. . .me ain't even prepared.
Rap Battles / Re: Is THERE A Problem If I Made An Album With Nairaland Lirycs? by elbereth: 2:46pm On Oct 27, 2010
@OP. . .Why the Bleep would you wanna do that??
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 1:59pm On Oct 27, 2010
Yep

And there i was thinkin' me opinion din't matter at all. . .
said sh¡t as it is but it seems this homey's after my balls. . .
but E ain't fuckn scared to say whatever the fukk he wants. . .
and if this b¡tch ain't happy 'bout that/ she can suck me c0ck

Mutherfucker i talk sh¡t as i see sh¡t/ E don't jumble his wordz. . .
crack his skull wif ma hands/play wif hiz mind as I fumble hiz thotz
play wif you body fluids/ decimate his heart n muggle hiz blood. . .
cuz the way 'Ah mace on' this b¡tch/ he'd think itz in the jungle he was. . .//

E said you got mad wordplays but you din't wanna see that. . .
you got beef? i'm ready to eat/ so you might wanna bring that. . .
if there's a war to be waged then 'Warcraft' be settin' the stage. . .
So nigga prepare to be laid to rest by my venomous RAGE. . .//

No pun intended. . .hehehe
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 1:39pm On Oct 27, 2010
DBR:

tho i gave E props the punk rplied me wit hate/
is this all i get for all the nite i stayed awake?
mental pain n ache. .tryna brew words that's resuscitate?/
lets relate. .bring your points and let's debate/
cant figure i culd spit rhythm in the dope verbs i laced?/
Ranting bout excessive wordplay. .wat bout excessive multies/
knew your a[i]$[/i]s wudnt vote me when u threw me a sub' diss/
some big mouth. .never rep. . but quick to talk [i]s[/i]h!t/


Aaah. . .i've been waiting for this.
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by elbereth: 1:35pm On Oct 27, 2010
Ibime took this one clearly. 'Magnum CumLaude''. . .lmfao. Now that's a classic.
Romance / Re: Stressed By A Naija Guy by elbereth: 11:15am On Oct 23, 2010
^^she seems confused
Romance / Re: Naija Men And Zim Men The Beef by elbereth: 11:11am On Oct 23, 2010
Zimbabwe? WTf?
We ain't even thru with South Africa.
They should wait their turn, if we ever remember them, that is.
Romance / Re: Is It True That I Am Insecure? by elbereth: 10:54am On Oct 23, 2010
@topic
You're not 'insecure'.
The girl is not sincere. . .IMO
Romance / Re: I Think My Fiancee' Is Hiding Something From Me by elbereth: 10:30am On Oct 23, 2010
she playfully/forcefully took her phone from your hand and deleted the message'

What other proof do you need that she's hiding something from you. If there was nothing to it, she would have let you read it and explain everything. She's not very good at lying it seems. There's no trust in that relationship, bro. I will suggest you give her a few months break and watch her reactions, if she truly cares about you or just playing you about.
Romance / Re: Stressed By A Naija Guy by elbereth: 10:17am On Oct 23, 2010
@op

You need to speak with him and tell him you can't follow his 'rules'. Your family/friends come first before any other. . .bcuz they are the ones you'll run to for advice/help when there's a major misunderstanding.
Romance / Re: A Friend Wants To Have A Baby For Me by elbereth: 10:11am On Oct 23, 2010
Such idiocy!!!

And you call yourself a man of what?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by elbereth: 10:02am On Oct 23, 2010
@O4kaa

How many times do you post a freestyle?
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon (Ibime V DBR) ********** by elbereth: 9:35am On Oct 23, 2010
@battle

Both nikkurs came good. I might not be credible since i'm still an unknown personality. . .but i can still air my opinion.

DBR
. . .
He sacrificed a rythmic flow for excessive wordplays, only had a few multis here and there. His punches were direct, and some were jaw dropping. didn't have much humour in his verse, not much personals too. Like someone said, i think he's used up his best lines on FFR.

Ibime. . .
Have been reading his stuff since the first warcraft battles and i've known him to be very gifted at stringing multis together. But even this verse is weak. it had a lot of humour with a few lines, and some personals directed at the opponent's family and stuff like that. That's what a diss is about. Personally, i think he did better.
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Gets New Set Of Teeth! Diamonds (Pic) by elbereth: 8:25am On Oct 23, 2010
Even if Kanye 'crystalizes' his intestines and shitz expensive sh¡t. . .what the fu[b]c[/b]k is yer business?
Y'all should give the nigger some space. WTF, ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers [2 - 0] On Sat. 23rd October 2010 by elbereth: 10:48pm On Oct 22, 2010
My hate for this club is very black

But that won't stop Wolves from getting whopped
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal [0 - 3] On Sun. 24th October 2010 by elbereth: 10:25pm On Oct 22, 2010
I'm expecting Arsene to field a strong team capable of claiming all 3 points tomorrow. The worst we can leave City stadium with is a draw.

Man City shouldn't think they can outplay us like they did Liverpool or Chelsea. We'll give them a run for all that expensive piece of sh¡t they're worth.

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