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Romance / Rules Of Engagement (part 3)..seven Stages In Marriage by Elisinventor: 8:56am On Apr 06, 2016
Rules of Engagement (part 3) by Pst Lanre
Genesis 2 vs 18-25

Seven stages in Marriage:

1. Passion stage: A lot of physical activity happens during this time. Both people are still very much head over heels in love with each other. They cannot do without seeing or touching each other. (Usually lasts between 2 weeks and 2 years)

2. Realization Stage: At this stage, both parties are asking themselves "WHAT DID I DO when I said "I DO"?". The other side of your spouse starts to come out in the open and you begin to wonder.

To mitigate this, you must expand trust and forgiveness. Since you agreed "TO DO", just "DO IT"

Most marriages end here.

3. Fighting Stage: This stage is when you both realize you are very different from each other. Here, love is not enough and you need to add patience, understanding and forgiveness.

A lot of disagreements happen here.

4. Cooperation Stage: At this stage, both parties are tired of fighting and they just want to live in peace. So they agree to come back together and make it work

5. Reunion Stage: The two parties are back together after understanding that they are both different and are now reunited.

Continue Reading... http://www.elisinventorblog.com/2016/04/rules-of-engagement-part-3seven-stages.html

Romance / Nigerian Top Celebrities | Politics | Metro News Blog by Elisinventor: 12:54am On Apr 04, 2016
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Romance / The Woman's Breasts Belongs To Who?..find Out by Elisinventor: 10:56pm On Apr 03, 2016
Who Owns The Woman Breasts?

The breast is the most vital place of a woman’s body; it is also the first eye contact of a man either admiring a woman or lusting after her endowments.
Before I go into detail on how addicted men are to the two mould of flesh on woman chest, let me first of all educate us a little on what ‘breast is all about.’
For those who don’t know, breast is a female organ located in the anterior chest wall, naturally meant for producing and storing milk needed by newly born infants as a complete source of food. But these days men are strong competing with the babies as per the rightful owner or ‘sucker’ of the boobs. (Undoubtedly men prefer referring to the breasts as boobs. I guess because it sounds sexier and more romantic).
The breast develops as a secondary sexual organ of a female body during puberty. But these days, whenever a woman peels off her clothes in front of a man, the first sight his eyes would unconsciously gaze at, are the breasts, then his third leg would automatically start reacting to that sight.
When analysing a woman, the first adjective a guy would use to qualify her is how big or small her boobs are and subsequently her backside follows.


Men has gotten so addicted to their unquenchable love for boobs has that most of them wouldn’t mind how ugly a chic is, but so long as she’s got something fleshy and bogus in her chest region, they would do everything possible to make her grace their bed in different style.

But my question is yet to be answered, as to who’s the real owner of the breast? The men or their strong contenders; the new born babies? Especially the male ones.

In order not to judge alone from my own perspective, I had to ask few married men and women alike just to be balanced in my conclusion.

Mr. Ezeh, a core business man said, “The husband is the only owner of the breast, nipples inclusive, the child feeds on them for a short period probably between one and nine months some women don’t even bother to breastfeed their kids for more than three months. The woman has no business with her breast other than keeping it for the consumption of the men. Because the real owners don’t even value what they have; they can’t handle, suck or play with their boobs. But when a man holds it, then they feel the pleasure so much, more than the men.

I love my wife’s boobs so much. Throughout my relationship with her before we got married, I cherish her upper region. I used to use it as my pillow. If I want to suck, as my mouth grabs one of her nipples, the other hands hold and handle the twin. You derive at combo pleasure when you handle and suck a woman’s boobs simultaneously’” he squealed.

Another maintained that his best ‘assets’ are his wife’s boobs. “I must confess what actually attracted me to my wife was the size and posture of her mammary gland. The first time I saw her, I was dazed at the way her nipples were seeing through her dress and pointing at me. Although it is a long while before she accepted my proposal, but we started as friends first before it culminated into a blossom marriage.

During the time of our courtship, I can still recall how I used to savour her breast so well. I bury my face in-between the twin towers and I feel so much ‘lost’ in her feminine world.

She even taught me how to penetrate in-between her breasts. It’s so lovely and sweet. I have never tried such before but after my first experience, I feel so much in love with that act.

She bent down and set the boobs for me. I quickly slid my charged John Thomas in-between and started thrusting slow and steady. I felt like I was in heaven. That feeling is better experienced than narrated, because it’s simply awesome!”

With different reasons they all arrived at a similar answer; that a baby is the temporal owner of the breast, more like an ‘Attaché’ but the men own it wholly and permanently, after all the breast was part of what they put into consideration while bargaining the bride price.

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Health / How To Reduce Or Prevent Cancer..by The Way We Eat Our Food And Fruit..... by Elisinventor: 9:37pm On Apr 03, 2016
Eating Fruit on Empty Stomach.

This will open your eyes ! Read to the end and then send it on to all on your e-list. I just did! Dr Stephen Mak treats terminal ill cancer patients by an "un-orthodox" way and many patients recovered. Read More Here
Before he used solar energy to clear the illnesses of his patients, he believes on natural healing in the body against illnesses. See his article below.
It is one of the strategies to heal cancer. As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%. Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found - its in the way we eat fruits. It is whether you believe it or not.
I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments.
EATING FRUIT
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and *when* to eat the fruits. What is the correct way of eating fruits?
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS!
FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH
If you eat fruits on empty stomach, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.
FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.Read More Here
Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so due to the bread taken before the fruit. In the meantime the whole meal of bread & fruit rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil. So please eat your fruits on an *empty stomach* or before your meals !
You have heard people complaining : Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc.. etc..
Actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrefying of other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat ! Greying hair, balding, nervous outburst and dark circles under the eyes all these will *NOT* happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach. There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the * SECRET * of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.Read More Here
When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only * fresh* fruit juice, NOT from the cans, packs or bottles. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get its taste.
Read More information Here: http://www.elisinventorblog.com/2016/04/how-to-reduce-or-prevent-cancerby-way.html

Religion / The Bible Is Never Old Neither The Word Of God In It, Years Can't Affect It.. by Elisinventor: 8:52pm On Apr 03, 2016
This morning, i found this old, dirty, rough, torn bible at home, feeling awkward, i walked out of the room to dispose it. On my way out, i did hit my leg on a surface and found myself on the ground. I cried badly..couldn't pretend.

After crying, i had these inspiring thoughts running through my head, so i picked up my book, pen and began to write..

The bible physically new or not....
Remains God's only manual to man since creation..
And the oldest book with the most current information.

The bible physically rough or not...

Remains the only book that guides man to his vision..

With a road map to his destination.

The bible physically dirty or not..

Remains the only book written for man's assimilation, confession and declaration..

To give him direction in times of frustration.

The bible physically appreciated or not..

Remains man's only weapon to conquer satanic manipulations..

With answers to his unending questions.

The Bible is simply the word of God,

It's supreme and powerful beyond it's physical presentation.

Read beyond its black and white, into storing it in your heart.

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