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Education / Re: "If I Do Masters, Make I Bend" IMSU Student Laments On His Graduation Day. by emekalanka(m): 12:52pm On Jun 12, 2021
he might have his reasons for saying such..... you never can tell.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by emekalanka(m): 12:45pm On Jun 12, 2021
That is the major reason why u should do video calls, ask for full pictures. If possible ask for a motion picture to avoid had I known.
Romance / Re: The Best Response To 'You Just Forget Me'? by emekalanka(m): 12:43pm On Jun 12, 2021
likewise you[i][/i]
Romance / Re: Please Help Suggest Very Good Flimsy Excuses To Dump A Very Stingy Boyfriend by emekalanka(m): 12:40pm On Jun 12, 2021
Like what most ppl said before now, in relationships of this kind, women tend to depend solely on a man for every damm thing. For instance for some ladies, once a man asks for their number and calls them the next thing "house rent has expired, need to change wardrobes and all worth nuts why" I'm not saying that a boyfriend shouldn't be supportive but the female counterpart should equally contribute something meaningfully in the relationships.
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Governor Umahi Tests Positive For COVID19. Hands Over To Deputy by emekalanka(m): 4:23pm On Jul 06, 2020
true that
Trailblazer1:
Most of y'all will think that Covid-19 is only affecting the elites grin



Wait, until you're tested. undecided



1/10 of Nigeria's population are already infected, but we don't know because we've not been tested yet.
Pets / Re: Finally Got A Wild Bird As Pet (Photos) by emekalanka(m): 11:49am On Jun 06, 2020
[b]lizard[b]
Travel / Re: Obiora Okonkwo To Launch United Nigeria Airline In Honour Of Blessed Iwene Tansi by emekalanka(m): 4:17pm On May 27, 2020
Igbo Amaka MMA
#IfyouarenotIgbo

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Food / Re: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by emekalanka(m): 12:00pm On Apr 24, 2020
daddytime:
Poor animals.

Their mates in the developed world are strolling up and down where humans used to occupy, taunting and looking at the humans held up in their houses through their windows like animals in the zoo. But here in Nigeria, no respite for the poor animals.

It sure sucks to be a Nigerian even in the animal kingdom.

So sad.

Jokes aside, these guys are real professional hunters. See enough edible meat.

That whartog ehn, na very dangerous but very sweet animal with him deadly tusks.

my brother, the country does not have laws checkmating this ill things, u don't waste wide-life like that, even if you do, stopped exposing them like this. so bad
Travel / Re: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by emekalanka(m): 3:19pm On Apr 23, 2020
This is pure wickedness, I don't see any beauty in the pics rather I see absolute silence that means so many bad things. lets pray hard that this pandemic will be over in no distance time. embarassed
Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Man Rapes His 70-Year-Old Grandmother In Plateau by emekalanka(m): 4:22pm On Jan 31, 2020
please and please this is not a case of arraigning the guy in court or landing him in prison but its a spiritual case or even a psychiatric case undecided
Education / Re: What Are Those Courses That Are Still Good To Study In Nigeria? by emekalanka(m): 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2019
asuustrike1:
Medicine, Pharmacy, Nursing and Radiography. These are the 4 main courses that are lucrative. Other persons may come up with theirs but the reality speaks volume
Engineering
Politics / Re: See How Buhari Was Recived In Owerri, Imo State (pics/video) by emekalanka(m): 7:53pm On Jan 29, 2019
madness everywhere. embarassed
Crime / Re: Unfaithful Boy Batters His Girlfriend After Being Caught Red-handed by emekalanka(m): 9:24pm On Jan 27, 2019
babe continue reading his text msgs ok, he respects you by not answering such calls before you. and u insisted on knowing what you should have simply avoided. curiosity they said killed the cat. kwantinue
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Invite Your Girlfriend And She Comes With 10 Friends? by emekalanka(m): 9:20am On Jan 17, 2019
If I asked only her to come out for a date and she did so, its too obvious that she didn't meant well for me and wouldn't fall for any cheap lie she might tell me.
Akinbahm:

Some girls are funny like that truly u will call them u want to take them out only for them to tag their friends also as if nah bridal shower them dey go wait, the so call girlfriend must be wicked ooh (10 girls that's a football team) the girl bleeped up she suppose to bring sub(7) along. Kai, the guy meet his doom be that.
Back to the matter if my girlfriend do such I go call her outside to reason together on what to do that's if the money wey dey my hand no fit cater for them all but if I get gonna foot their bills and tell my girl she gonna meet her doom when next she tries such with me again...

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo On "The Candidate": Reactions On Twitter by emekalanka(m): 8:33am On Jan 17, 2019
what baffled me the most was when he was asked about his health and the remaining 4 years if he wins?
he reluctantly dodged it like snake.
[i][/i] grin
Family / Re: If Your Wife Does Not Call You Lord But Calls Her Pastor Daddy, Send Her Back by emekalanka(m): 1:10pm On Oct 22, 2018
what she said is that, you should send her back to her parents, not as divorce but for her to still go acquire more home trainings
Travel / Re: See What Policemen Did To Accident Victim In Lagos(pics) by emekalanka(m): 9:04pm On Jul 04, 2018
our police gat brains, wait till they investigate ur matter or interrogate you when u are tryna play pranks .......my broda...,most niggas joined the NPF cause no jobs in Nigeria whereas thy are super intelligent.
Romance / Re: Achoakawa Jane Egobunma: 'Michael Ugwuezi Nwankwo, My Baby Daddy Wants Me Dead' by emekalanka(m): 8:54pm On Jul 03, 2018
Sirpaul:
we don't even know you... shebi you followed him becos of money ehn enjoy anything you see naaa

SO INSTEAD OF YOU TO CONSOLE HER BY GIVING HER MEANINGFUL SUGGESTIONS, YOU ARE HERE TALKING TRASH....#MAYSENSEFALLONYOU

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Presented With An Award At The World Trade Center by emekalanka(m): 9:45pm On Jun 27, 2018
congrats bro
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: CeeC "Other Housemates Were Drinking, Thinking I’ve Been Evicted" by emekalanka(m): 1:43pm On Apr 17, 2018
If you guys could remember, what exactly does she mean by when she entered and saw them drinking, the very first question she asked was " where is LOLU, an answer was given and she nodded her head like dat of an agama lizard"....
Celebrities / Re: K1 De Ultimate Acquires A New Bentley Flying Spur by emekalanka(m): 9:47am On Mar 19, 2018
correct whip sir...may this kind one reach me o, Amen.
Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Speaks On The Principle Of Success, Debunks Fraud Rumours (pic) by emekalanka(m): 10:54am On Mar 17, 2018
you guys are busy pointing accusing fingers on him while he is busy making great progress...whats my own self.
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Sacks Husband, Brings In Boyfriend, Have Sex In Front Of Kids by emekalanka(m): 9:50am On Mar 16, 2018
Zimbabwe Zimbabwe Zimbabwe, how many times did i call u? angry
Family / Re: "No Sex With My Husband For Almost 2years, Can I Have An Affair?" - Lady by emekalanka(m): 9:41am On Mar 16, 2018
change ur ways probably to the former.
Car Talk / Re: Lady Dumps BF After Discovering His Porsche Cayenne Is Actually China-made by emekalanka(m): 9:33am On Mar 16, 2018
Is the brand of car a yardstick for friendship these days, just asking o shocked

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