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Politics / Re: 8-Year-Old Girl, Emmanuela Joins Protesters In Ojota, Lagos by emu22(m): 2:12am On Aug 04
This doesn't make sense to me,times are hard I agree but what has that got to do with kids,it's like me telling my Four year old son that he won't eat because times are hard so he should join me to protest,wetin concern dem!
Politics / Re: Top 10 African Countries With Highest Number Of Hungry People - Business Insider by emu22(m): 12:55pm On Jul 18
31.8million people,e pass jare'me way never eat since morning all my body dey shake,dem no count me join.😂😂😂😂

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Crime / Re: Bus Driver Sentenced To 12-Year Jail Term For Killing LASTMA Officer by emu22(m): 1:20am On Jul 05
MrCover:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/7/bus-driver-sentenced-to-12-years-imprisonment-for-killing-lastma-officer-2.html

12years in inprisonment from the day of judgement for an incident that happened in 2012,they probably spent 12years on trial'Judiciary we hail thee.
Food / Re: Snake, Donkey Meats Flood Calabar Markets As High Cost Of Beef Persists by emu22(m): 8:22pm On Jun 26
OZIOGU1:


Tufiakwa grin


Snake way dey taste like chicken neck nai you dey say tufiakwa
Foreign Affairs / Re: Plane Crash: Malawi’s VP Funeral Convoy Kills Four, Injures 12 Mourners by emu22(m): 7:56am On Jun 18
On his way to a funeral he died,on his way to his own funeral he killed people, double wahala for dead body.
Celebrities / Re: ‘My AMVCA Outfit Cost N140m’ – BBNaija’s Tacha (Photo) by emu22(m): 6:04pm On May 13
How much did dey give best dressed that she is claiming to spend #140m on a dress?
Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by emu22(m): 6:52am On Apr 25
Look at tha audacity self,"I don go chop dick".You will come back to your boyfriend the next day he will still pack plenty dick in you so who do who!

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Education / Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by emu22(m): 12:19am On Apr 08
The examiner placed emphasis on number,3minutes is more dan enough to go straight to the number 10 before doing anything else.
Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by emu22(m): 1:00pm On Sep 24, 2023
Always put yourself first,every homosapiens are greedy,I used to think if i displeased myself to please others that's how others will displease demselves to please me but for where.

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Politics / Re: Shonubi Was Appointed Acting CBN Governor Because He Is Yoruba - Deji Adeyanju by emu22(m): 10:20am On Jun 10, 2023
Deji,you just criticizing for criticizing sake'how can you be talking about tribalism on an appointment that is only temporary! Perhaps the President knows the people he wants to work with,so if a Yoruba man is capable and competent he shouldn't get the appointment because of fear of being criticized?Competence and capacity over every other consideration ooo.
Politics / Re: Photos From Renewed Hope Concert For Tinubu/shettima In Abuja. by emu22(m): 10:46am On May 26, 2023
WhiteNRed:
Lol! No popular artist at the event.
And the ones that came are watching themselves.

Zinolesky will be regrating why he came there to waste his energy.

Timaya,Asaka,Naira Marley are not popular?
Romance / Re: Tosin Ojutalayo And Andrew Odong Married In France (Photos) by emu22(m): 7:38am On May 25, 2023
Rubbish,dis shouldn't be reported pls it will encourage more people that are sick in the head to think dey are doing d right thing and come out as gay,well'it means more ladies for us that like soft and sweet puss*es 🙂
Politics / Re: Tribunal To Deliver Judgement On PDP Suit Against Tinubu, Shettima On May 26 by emu22(m): 11:48pm On May 22, 2023
Tflex01:
Actually na this case I fear pass. No be all those Obi's watery petitions that are only instituted just for him to remain relevant among his supporters.

Nothing to fear here bro,the previous judgement made it clear that PDP don't have the d locu standi as it is an internal matter,if it were to be anoda APC person challenging their nominations it would have been different.
Health / Re: 30-yr-old Woman Gives Birth After 6-yr ‘pregnancy’ (pic) by emu22(m): 6:03pm On May 13, 2023
kkins25:
So, they couldn't perform a CS?

CS is an option and we couldn't afford it den and it wasn't a life threatening situation probably.
Health / Re: 30-yr-old Woman Gives Birth After 6-yr ‘pregnancy’ (pic) by emu22(m): 5:58pm On May 13, 2023
Sometimes i laff at the comments i see on dis naira land, like someone said things are happening just pray it doesn't happen to you and your family,I know someone with similar case,I mean someone very close to me,she was pregnant for more dan 4years'me being curious said it was a case of fibroid but lo and behold the Doctors confirmed it was actually pregnancy and not fibroid,they couldn't give any logical explanation for that,they just kept on saying na her leg,as we speak she is currently pregnant again for over a year now.

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Crime / Re: Parents Put Padlocks On Daughter's Grave To Avoid Rape In Pakistan by emu22(m): 4:19pm On Apr 27, 2023
Omo,some people are indeed sick in the head oooo,what kind of thing is this, don't they have brothels or something in that country instead of visiting the cemetery,dis is unbelievable.
Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend A Week As A Single Person? by emu22(m): 4:36pm On Apr 24, 2023
For you to spend 50k weekly it shows you rich because on an average, over 80million Nigerians live on less dan 1k per day,that means dey haven't eaten to deir satisfaction so don't boda including oda expenses,I am married with 3kids although we have food stuffs at home but i don't spend up to 25k weekly,you as a student and you own a car and spend 35k weekly brother you are rich.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves N1.5trn For Construction, Rehabilitation Of Over 700km Roads by emu22(m): 1:19pm On Apr 20, 2023
If dey invest 1billion each in all of the 774 lgas in d country to create jobs for the unemployed youths you can imagine how far that will go in reducing the rate of unemployment.
Business / Re: What Is Happening To Banks? Can't Receive Money Sent To Me by emu22(m): 3:14pm On Apr 12, 2023
Omo,i think say na only me ooo'dey even had to send d money again today still nothing.Mine is Ecobank.
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Benue Governor-elect, Rev. Fr. Hyacinth Alia (photos) by emu22(m): 8:30pm On Apr 05, 2023
Come oh,So dis is dis guy will be dressing like Rev Father after he has officially been sworn in?
Sports / Re: Lobi Stars deny reports linking Head Coach, Ganaru To Chelsea Manager Job by emu22(m): 10:14pm On Apr 03, 2023
Shebi dis one no be see finish,a whole chelsea and lobi start coach,na wa.

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Politics / Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by emu22(m): 10:29pm On Apr 02, 2023
Tinubu obviously wasn't the best option but Obi claiming to be a saint especially with this kind of emotional appeal is a scam,these guys are all typical Nigerian Politicians that will do everything and anything just to win election.I better follow the devil i know than to follow a devil pretending to be an angel.Oya dem rush come now ooo.

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Obsessed With ‘nyash’, Will It Pay Your Bills?” – South African Lady by emu22(m): 4:08pm On Apr 01, 2023
I wouldn't have answered you but you are beautiful and e be like say you get yansh,so back to your question,Yansh is life and life is Yansh.Ifyoudontgerritforgetaboutit.

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Politics / Re: Ganduje, El-rufai, Gbajabiamila, Fashola, Jostle For Positions In Tinubu Cabinet by emu22(m): 3:14pm On Apr 01, 2023
Shebi Gbajabiamila won his election as house of rep member to represent surulere 1,why his he now lobbying for Chief of staff!Me i fear news on social media dese days pass venomous snakes ooo.
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares Sit-At-Home In Lagos by emu22(m): 7:52pm On Mar 28, 2023
Dis one na really Ekpa😒
Politics / Re: PDP Refers Ortom To Disciplinary Committee, Suspends Fayose, Anyim, Others by emu22(m): 10:14pm On Mar 23, 2023
How can you suspend those guys for anti party activities and not suspend Wike,na wa'PDP self .
Foreign Affairs / Re: 10-Foot-Long Alligator Stuns Residents In Florida by emu22(m): 9:19am On Mar 23, 2023
Leave alligator first,anybody noticed how neat the street is,danm dese guys dom go far abeg.

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Politics / Re: Governor Emmanuel Receives Umo Eno, The Akwa Ibom Governor-Elect by emu22(m): 2:35am On Mar 22, 2023
Lolz,The happy hour N*gga pls dey should let us know the hours of the happy hour so we can be participating from wherever we are.

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Politics / Re: Umo Eno Announced Winner Of Akwa Ibom Governorship Election 2023 by emu22(m): 8:07pm On Mar 19, 2023
The happy hour guy abi no be him be di
Health / Re: Please How Can I Handle This Infection by emu22(m): 6:51pm On Mar 03, 2023
Roseodd:
I am going to be honest here,I had sex with my girlfriend before traveling, and now my penis is removing milky liquid, and also it pains me sometimes when I want to urinate.

What medicine can I take please.
Help me with the perfect drug name.


Staphylococcus,na better anti biotics and injection you go take ooo if not it is a sorry something.
Politics / Re: Keyamo: Peter Obi And Labour Party Rigged In Enugu (Photos) by emu22(m): 1:46pm On Mar 03, 2023
You can prove the elections was rigged but what you can't prove is in whose favour was it rigged!Shikenna.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Breaks Down In Tears During Press Conference by emu22(m): 4:55pm On Mar 02, 2023
twosquare:
grin grin grin That was how Buhari broke into tears in front of National Tv to show that he loves Nigeria...now e dey show us shege. Now I believe that Peter Obi is not the answer.

This is a sign enough.



Lolz,are you no longer Obidient?

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