I hardly post on this forum but l have to come online to say this.... Join Toastmasters international, its for public speakers... l thought l could speak until l join Toastmasters and discovered that l have a lot to Learn... you wouldn't only meet with experience speakers but you can join in international competition to achieve your dreams and meet with world famous speakers. I don't know how the club function in Nigeria but some where here in da south its fun and educating....


Am on advance manual on speaking to inform... this is the best group to join.... looking forward to see a Nigerian in the next international competition, next year... remember to read and listen to other speakers its helps to improve your speech.

Eat ripe Banana (notable research, you can google to know more ), and take garlic with a lot of water few days to your menstrual day

Just google . naturalnigerian.com. Check the site for the product list.

Since oga banned the use of the popular G**** word on NL, the club members are diagnose with the B disorder. By their Mania, hypo-mania, rapid cycling and depressive character post you shall know them!

When you stop using your brain for reading or solving problem but instead focus on how to fund Nairaland g**** crusaders to high jack this thread and write on how to drink g****

@ wip 7. Great offer, this is the best way to encourage nairaland members to kick out scammers from the forum instead of joining them. And @ justwise deserve this offer cause he can use just a post that work as a bullet to send off those criminals. Personally, l'm voting for @ Justwise and all those great posters that take time to help this forum to be crime free. Keep it up

Be fill with the Holy spirit always, coz the same devil that tempted Jesus is living in all Naija universities...Above all listen and quote your lecturers on all your courses, when you want to write Exam cause most of them still pass on the 1940 edition lectures note and expect you to gradutate and compet with Harvard grad. Finally don't forget raw garri with water it will restore your soul when you are walking through the valley of the shadow of hunger.

Bélla3: The OP is a DUNCE!

But he help you to know that Nigerians are living in that Country, l mean if he didn't create this thread to force some of our bro/sis who were trying to travel abroad but got stuck in that place to speak, we will still believe wat those Cnn guys do report. Naija gene is every where. The gods must be happy protecting these guys from bullet.

Ask your father not God cause they question here is about 2 men not a man and a woman. Dangote choose to trade his time for wisdom, and compete for a name, but from your post your father choose to work for his daily bread and accept the gain to satisfy you. What destory this nation is WANT not PRODUCTIVITY. I mean we value the gain and forget the name, some rich men dont fight for wealth the fight for name check Forbes.com you will understand what l'm talking about. The day you grow to understand that you are important and should have a brand that express your name, you will choose the right path. Your father is not weak but he has a limit. Now its your turn will you make the same mistake or stand out and give your father a name instead of blaming the poor man. What are you doing to help your father to compete, since this is the only force in business. Remember its not all about buying and selling or doing the regular stuff, the truth is winners are always creative if you are still confuse ask this Asian guys ( China). Wake up don't go with the general Naija slangs " what is ur paper qualification". Read outside the box but read for wisdom to create, and make your father the CEO of the company if you want him to have a name like Dangote... Finally Bill Gate is off from the computer biz to create solar Toilet, this guys go for the weird stuff turn it to luxury and sell it to us as a brand, if you are still confuse then welcome to a rich man world cause you will still live in your tiny box thinking loud by blaming your father, grand father, nation, the gods, sea, land and your soul. Shalom.

That is the fun of being a creative writer. He is a Nigerian with great educating info, trying to insert the fun to his write up by using pigin English, if you don't understand take time to read again and you will decode the game. I mean if you are a writer and you desire to pass an important info to a friend and out smart the person you are talking about or refering to what will you do?. It is just a plan concept Emeka (in esere's post) choose to read the same concept in a different way and achieve a great statue. What l'm trying to say is don't stick to write up with good English and structure grammar on this thread but go for the info the writer may use a simple english or pigin but include a great message in his/her post. Keep reading, its fun to learning new stuff.

esere826: :oNo other person dey contribute for this thread anymore?

Thanks for the article... o . I dey try learn how to write proper english cause the big big grammer where l dey read here na WAEC. I dey vex as l dey read this everyday, at least when l finish for here dat prof go dash me 2:1 by force cause l go quote most of the english words here for his exam. And run out to Harvard, next you go here of me na Guiness book of record where l go quote you as my Mentor.. ... Keep writing cause l dey read for that Chevron job for UK, white people go believe me die when l show for interview.TANK Ebsere826 ( from emysand, ur student)

tlops: who will buy this iNONsensE.

imillionaire and ibillionaire will buy imove and ipoor will watch wit ienvy.

@ esere826. Nice post. I'm reading this page by page not to survive in Uk but to have a general view. I love writers cause l'm a reader. Keep it up.

wip7: MESSAGE FROM EMU RECTOR TO NIGERIAN

I am deeply saddened by the tragic loss of 153 passengers and crew members travelling from Abuja to Lagos with Dana Air which crashed into a building soon after the take-off. My prayers and deepest sympathies go out to all those who lost their loved ones in this disaster. May the victims` souls rest in peace in heaven.
Please accept my deepest condolences to all of you and the people of Nigeria.

Prof. Dr. Abdullah Y. Öztoprak
Rector

International Center
EMU. skull4una@gmail.com
www.emu.edu.tr

Thanks for the message. But l wish Nigerian student studying at EMU Will earn the support from the school to graduate as best students and return to build Nigeria. We need a change and l believe the best will come if we have leading expert in all field of studies.

What a list!. I wish l didn't check it, l can't clean this imagination of group, friends, children, family members screaming once the discover that someone they loved or maybe drop off at the Airport is on that dead list... I wish l didn't read it and check the pics, l can't control it, l did tried but l do admit, l'm cryin right now, l will drink a glass of warm water and sleep maybe when l wake up it may turn out to be a dream but if its reality, it hurt for ever. I HATE BAD NEWS. I pray they Rip

Ivynwa:

The bolded is a good one Pendo, you are such a sensible lady that your reasoning and composure has endeared you to me when I don't even know you. Hugs!
Seeing death from a different angle will go a long way in the healing process. It's relieving to consider the dead one as resting and free from worries and pains. I lost my closest cousin recently and I was mad angry without knowing who to be angry with. I was angry because she was an only child, has always wanted children, has had one or two failed pregnancies and just when she was finally about reaching full term with her last pregnancy she died. I mean we were all looking forward to the birth of her child, her parents were looking forward to their grandchild.

She married men that treated her terribly---she left the first one after he started seeing and holidaying with his secretary. The second husband left her alone in Nig & went to Europe only to return years later, was a bitter person too (I remember once having to defend her and talk back to him when he was nagging and heaving on her over the phone right from Europe----freaking man!). My sweet and good cousin that can't kill a fly, so spoilt and pampered as an only child that she talks, walks quietly and very modestly----she left when she couldn't condone his tongue and maltreatment. She had much unhappiness. I tried my best in consoling her-----set up mail account for her, encouraged her to get better mates,I even set up threads here in the forum to matchmake her with others and encouraged somebody here in the forum to chat her up etc

She will be buried next tuesday, it hurt that she is there in the mortuary right now yet it's relieving that she has no more worries, fears or pain above all it gave me a better picture of life and I hardly worry over a thing. When she passed away I posted in my facebook page to all my friends for them never to worry, stress or fear over things of Life because it's not worth it. I think we take life too seriously really.

you have a visible story to share... I know how feel to lose someone you love,but you have to be stronge. I work in the hospital and l hate to see expectant mothers or pregnant women die, that is the worst, if you may ask cause the baby and mother is gone... I'm in tears already,PLZ GOD HELP!.

lillies: @poster, wetin happen? U cant get tru help hia unless u suply us wit enuf info!
But al dis kind of case na jehovah witness pattern now!
guy tel us d truth, i ve enof info 2 mk u ndstnd dat watchtower is a scam. shine ur eyes, who told u dat u cant mk heaven/paradise if u dnt sell dia mag on d street?
its only in dia mag. u wil find dat ur salvation depends on dia govnin body in broklyn. guy 4gt dat tin.

u re the only poster that is funny here... I mean The guy is sad, if it was the church stuf, he will kool off in the nite club with new set of family,but on this thread the story is different, he need to run to God even if it mean selling the watch tower to find peace. And if l may ask wat do u have again em?, personally l prefer the new generation church the re lousy but free, no old time religion church goers rules to be a member.

Where is the Naija Rebranding Team or is the world sleeping while this war is on?... There is restriction every where once you mention Naija as your country."Someone please call 911, oh! l mean the IG of police, the crime rate is only for Guiness book of record, we need to air it live for the world to see. Lol

karlxavier: pals,its not that i'm in a hurry or dat i'm not opening up the issue. The tin is dat a frnd of mine is a sales representative of a wholesale company. So sometimes,he sells goods on kredit and d buyer pays like 3weeks time. So dis my frnd wants to help me with the money as soon as they pay so dat i can use the money to do any biz of my choice within 3 weeks and return the money back without interest. So dat y i need ideas on how to utilize dis money. Pls, more contributions pls. @ 2sexy,i've sent the mail. @ evrybody, i need more ideas.

pal risk + risk = heart attack. I'm not tryin to discourage your moves but in this situation its hell in reality. Not even the bank or any company will promise you a fast return on this or are you ready to give the money to a total stranger in the name of tryin to double it?. If you have an existing business l will tell you to go ahead an get the loan but right now its different. instead of hanging high tell your friend to support with a little money to test the market not client cash for purchase product in the name of loan. Someone mention google adsense, affiliate marketing and investment all are good online biz. Recharge card keke biz and others offline biz is good too but both require skill, knowledge and time or you will lose. I choose what l can do best and that is investment but plz don't joke with demanding load either from a friend or anybody coz it a wrong way to start.

@ bandiejay... I love ur zeal even though ur experience didn't pay off as others who end up wit happy ending, you still wake up to work on ur talent by singing about your funny experience. U came up on Nairaland for support form members to connect you to a marketer or support financially but from the response members want to read more... Listen! You ve gat the talent, a man that sleep in a desert, climb hills for 5 days and survived on honey , oil and a little water still ve the mental ability to write the above story then you can make money. Use the above story and give the conclusion part on the site or blog your are building then add google adsense acct to earn per click from visitors then share the last part of ur story. Make sure u share its as short unending stories, with this you will have enough write up to maintain your readers and the money will roll. When u are online l will tell u what to do next... Keep kicking life is fun.

wip7: UNDERWATER PHOTOGRAPHY IN EMU

EMU the most reputable university in Cyprus offer free underwater training, photography and research for interested students. All participant will be awarded scuba diving certificate from Scuba diving Association in Germany. This is one of the numerous reasons EMU should be the top destination for interested applicants.

WARWICK UNIVERSITY,UK master programs in Supply chain and logistic management and Business engineering management at 50% discount rate compared to the UK campus are run at EMU campus by Warwick lecturers and all students awarded same Warwick university certificate like their counterparts in the UK. Take this opportunity to gain world class UK master degree at an affordable cost with lower living expenses. Students have the advantage of taking at least 3 modules in the UK.

To apply to any of our program, do not hesitate to contact us!

International Center
EMU. skull4una@gmail.com
www.emu.edu.tr

who should apply for The underwater photography training course (graduate or undergraduate ) cause there is no detail about this course on ur site. @ ahamediheme, kool detail and advice, thanks

t-med:
I'm a student of EMU. Really, it is a VERY good university-affordable and well-organised uni.In my opinion,academics is easier here when compared to west africa.Infact,there is almost no difference btw emu and other european university(including UK).I sincerely recommend emu for academics.Regards

really l feel like running down there, Lol. Ok l'm still on the application process @ wip7 u re right every prospective student must read to know more abt where they want 2 go. I mean no one inform that Emu do exchange program with Marmara and Gazi university,I read abt it. Please Let's keep this thread active, l'm a reader n l check it often 4 update.

ahamdiheme:

I was a student of EMU, what do you need to know?

kool, l'm happy u re here. 1. As a student wat was ur experience @ school. 2. As an Alumni wat is ur experience in regard to ur qualification @ Emu. Give a picture of ur student life (just the general info). I think @ wip7. shared remarkable info, and l think he is a staff here, right?. Now l want a student or Alumni to share the experience eg 1. How supportive re the campus mentor.

wip7:

Thank you for the interest shown in EMU. EMU proudly housed 38 nationalities all over the world and our university is ranked currently 1025 best university in the world. We do encourage young academically sound applicants to apply to our university to enjoy education at a free crime region!

I do recieve your letter, i shall reply you in minutes!

International Center.
EMU. www.emu.edu.tr
skull4una@gmail.com

your reply is informative but l will still question you through mail. Do we have any Nairaland member on this thread that is a student of this school?. I will appreciate your comment, if any member here will share his/her personal experience but @ wip7. Check your mail l have a question for you and thanks for ur support.

wip7: EASTERN MEDITERRANEAN UNIVERSITY TURNS THE BEDROCK OF EDUCATION IN CYPRUS

Eastern Mediterranean university being the highest ranked university in Cyprus region with a choice of world renowned undergraduate and graduate programmes, EMU should be one's ideal choice of quality and affordable education right in northern Cyprus.

At our serene campus, students would gain a degree that is taught and examined by reputable faculty members in highly facilitated campus located just few miles away from the Mediterranean sea. We have also increased the number of our exchange partners in USA, Canada, UK and other European countries so that our students can gain valuable experience abroad for one semester at same fees as EMU.

ALL female applicants are welcome to apply to our university which will offer scholarship on both tuition and accommodation for female applicants. We recently introduced FULL SCHOLARSHIP scheme for young and academically inclined female applicants from Africa (Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon, Zimbabwe etc), each year 10 females will be awarded FULL scholarship and the scholarship is strictly based on student results.

To apply to our university, is easy and free of charge! all applicants are considered for scholarship and you only need to email us your application material and after evaluation you will be admitted.

Do not hesitate to contact us for further inquiries!

International Center
EMU. www.emu.edu.tr
skull4una@gmail.com
scholarship@emu.edu.tr
office :+90 392 630 2444
+90 392 630 2413

This is creamy offer but l need more detail about the school. Just general info of Nigerians in the school. If l'm applying l wish to meet few of my black bros and sis. Will send you a mail in a second.

alex406:

For people that are taking this issue slightly,why do u think America passed a law for evry military person to hv sex with animal?because it is this animal that will give birth to the beast called anti-christ who will come in pretence as a messiah to settle the scorge in the wolrd. Why do u think there is internet banking and ATM today?so that people who dont believe or accept the anti-christ will be persecuted to d extent that he or she will  nt be able to make transactions if not registered with them.

na 4 america b dat!, d end where d sa so na america go fall, Naija go b world power. if d like mak d permit man or woman 2 wed animal, i no send em @ last na Naija de go run come hide. Tank God sa na their oyibo scientist d talk sa stars go come n darkness go fall, 4 Naija we no fear darkness as white-o, coz Nepa + power holding dong teach us how 2 survive 4 darknez. N d Atm or ebankin stuff u think sa e-go work here?, coz Na 2020 where Naija govt. Go give everybody computer n steady electricity 2 carry do d Ebankin stuff. Lol, I rem sa 4 11 .11 .11 where death com d carri phone d kul naija people 4 him num. , Now na end of daz 12. 12 .12 where i go b president of naija wit 300 PA n drive 12 12 12 series of , Car dat will cost Naija 12 12 12 billion . Watch out 4 part 2 (nollywood pics). Jesus is Lord!!!

Akwaowoa:

Emysandy thanks for ur concern. U r correct. It was a mistake. My problem is hw to notify them. Pls can u clarify that part, cos they mentioned a deposit alert button on the history page but i could not find it. Pls hw did u alert them. Thanks

visit d site Nigeriagoldexchange.com. U can click on buy liberity reserve n fill d form. D will send a notification mail 2 u wit bank detail u shud pay 2 or if u ve paid n just want 2 notify em. Visit d site click on notify us fill out ur payment detail, d amount u wish 2 buy in $ n d amount paid in N. D teller num, Ur Lr Id n phone n send u can kul d num on site if u want 2 or send mail 2 me @ mizinangel@gmail.com N/B: I don't work 4 em, just want 2 help. I trust dis guy he is reputable n fast if u do d right thin n d confirm ur payment ur acct will b funded.

Go 2 Nigeriagoldexchange.com. Not nigeriagoldexchanger.com Pay to the bank acct num on site n send notification of transaction wit Lr acct detail n ur acct Will b fund. U can call 4 enquiry if u re confuse. I gat no funny experience wit this guys but l don't know nigeriagoldexchanger.com