The school fees of some of our state schools is just as if we all are eating the money thats coming from oil 'oil money'_Government have made everything in this nation unaffordable for most people.

The school fees of one of our tertiary institution in delta state (Delta State Polytechnic Ozoro)2013\2014 session are as follows:
SCH OF BUSINESS(REG1)
ND1-#36,750. ND2-#27,050(for non deltans additional #5000). HND1-#37,750. HND2-#27,550(for non deltans additional #2000).
ALL OTHER DEPT(REG1)
ND1-#37,750. ND2-#27,050(for non deltans additional #5000). HND1-#37,750. HND2-#27,550(for non deltans additional #2000).
ALL DEPARTMENT(REG2)
ND1-#49,850
ND2-#40,750
Bank draft will be paid for separately.


How much is your school fee?

I admire people's love for Nigeria. It's touchin. I love it as well but i gave up when the fish in Titus 'sardines' reduced to two.

one of the fast growing polytechnic has released her first batch for 2013/2014 section yesterday.

I am searching for a good project topic with low cost on chemistry based on science laboratory technology(nd). If you can help please do and i ll surely appreciate it very much if you can help me with project materials.

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People what is happening in otefe oghara? hav they started selling forms, What are the neccessary requirement, and exriring date?

Carey, 38, and Cannon, 27, said that they got tattoos to mark the occasion — which was a tip-off to some friends about the wedding. "One thing [few people] knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my tattoo wasn't surprised," said Carey.

Cannon added, "To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They're forever and ever. They professed our love."

Carey said she only told "about four people" about the wedding, and only a dozen guests attended the sunset affair, where they dined on Maine lobster and sipped Dom Perignon champagne. The couple wed at Carey's Bahamian estate on April 30 after sparks began flying just a few months earlier in late March on the set of Carey's new video, "Bye Bye," in which she cast Cannon as her love interest.

"From the first time we sat down to discuss the video at the Beverly Hills Hotel, we connected," Cannon told the magazine. "We had so much in common spiritually, and we laugh at the same things. I didn't have to put on my mac-daddy-suave mode. I was able to be myself with her. We are both eternally 12 years old."

The wedding was presided over by Carey's pastor, Clarence Keaton, who flew in from New York. "The whole wedding was really beautiful and sweet," she said. "Being there with loved ones under the sky , it was a spiritual moment." (The role of the Bahamian pastor who earlier said he presided over the wedding was unclear.)

Watching his bride-to-be walk down the aisle, the typically gregarious Cannon said he was struck speechless. "I was elated, but I was thinking, 'Don't pass out,' " he told People. "[The pastor] said, 'The eyes are the window to the soul,' then gave us an entire minute to stare into each other's eyes. So I was saying, 'Don't cry.' "

The newlyweds say they've already started talking about having children. "It's part of the whole purpose of getting married," Carey said. "I'd just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could."

A man was having his bath in the bathroom as his wife waited with only a towel around her chest. ’’Honey please get the door’’, shouted the man from the bathroom. The wife went downstairs and opened the door to find their next door neighbor, mike. Mike asked if her husband was around and the woman replied yes. “I have eighty thousand naira. All i want is for you to just remove the towel and let me see then i will hand over the cash to you without the knowledge of your husband”, mike said as he showed her the money in an envelope. The woman agreed and removed her towel after thinking about the expensive lace material her husband refused to buy for her. When mike has seen to his satisfaction, he handed over the money to the woman and went away. The woman tied her towel and went to meet her husband who was already out of the bathroom. “Who was that”, asked the man. “It was only mike our next door neighbor”, replied the woman. “Did he come to return the money”, asked the man. The woman asked quite curious on how he knew their there was a money. The man replied ”because I borrowed him eighty thousand naira. Now where is my money?”.[color=#000099][/color]

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.

About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

My life!!!

Somebody should please tell me why i should drop my name? why does @emmalezy want names of people on facebook?

If can wait, you are on your own,

@koolchicco Sure i av many currents. You just have to sit back wait.

Old story!!! I beg make we hear current.

bad market. Hahahahahahahahahah funny. nice one

There was a woman who took her husband on a stripper club on his birthday. So as they were going on the entrance, the gatekeeper said “Johnny, what are you doing here”? The wife was confused but Johnny denied it. So as they were going to the bar, the bartender said, “Johnny, should I bring your favorite wine, breiswer”? The wife could not control her anger and asked why Johnny was doing this to her but Johnny said he knew because he was one of the member of the sport club. So as there were sitting, a stripper came and asked “Johnny, do you want your best dancer tonight”? The wife could no tolerate it so she stormed out and transported into a cab as Johnny followed her trying to explain that the stripper must have mistaken him for another person. As the wife was crying, The driver said “Johnny , picked another ho chick tonight”? [color=#000099][/color]

The past four months have not been the best of times for striking lecturers in the five state-owned universities in the South-East. The policy of ‘no-work-no-pay’ adopted by the governments of their various states, after failed attempts to woo the distraught lecturers back to work, was an attempt to emasculate them and sabotage their struggle. Surprisingly, the ‘hungry’ lecturers have stuck to their guns, as they have vowed never to allow government’s refusal to pay their salaries to emasculate the on-going struggle for the full implementation of the 2009 FG/ASUU agreement. Reports from the affected universities indicate that aside the non-payment of worker’s salaries, financial transactions have also been halted since the strike commenced.

The Vice Chancellor of the Abia State University, Uturu, Prof. Mkpa Agu Mkpa, told Daily Sun that the on-going strike has brought a seizure of cash flow in the university. Aside the cash-strapped South-East universities, the same predicament exists in other tertiary institutions in Lagos State, as some of the affected staff, who spoke to our reporter, confessed their impecunious state. At the Lagos State University, Ojo, a senior staff who pleaded anonymity, said workers’ are ‘suffering and smiling’ , as their salaries have not been paid since the Joint Action Committee, involving the unions in all the state- owned tertiary institutions commenced an indefinite strike.

Reacting to the situation, the Chairman, Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), Enugu State University of Science and Technology (ESUT), Gab Agu, flayed government’s refusal to pay the salaries of the striking workers, and described the Enugu State government as ‘insensitive, inhuman and anti-people’.
“We have not been paid for the past four months. The governors did that to intimidate us so that we would be compelled to call off the strike. But our members are not cowed by this situation. We are even more determined to continue the struggle for the next three years. We are familiar with the situation; we cannot chicken out. We will never suspend the action unless our demands are satisfactorily addressed,” he said.
On the progress of the negotiation process, Agu said talks with the state government have been deadlocked, as an eerie of silence has continued to prevail between the union and the state government, even when the government team, at a negotiation mediated by the Anglican Bishop of Enugu, Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma, endorsed a document.

Agu laughed off speculations that withholding workers’ salary could weaken the lecturers and expedite the suspension of the strike. He said lecturers are prepared to make the required sacrifice for the redemption of the deteriorating university system. He bemoaned the indifference of the state government to the crisis, as he warned of the dire consequences which the prolonged action would cause the university system.
“This would only encourage mobility of labour. Lecturers can still ply their trade outside the shores of the country. The loss of, human capital through brain drain cannot be quantified. Patriotism does not mean dying on the beat. For us lecturers, we have other alternatives”, he said.

Also speaking, the ASUU chairman, Abia State University, Dr George Chima said although lecturers have not been paid for the past three months, they are still doing their research and community service.
“We are already hunger-prone. We will survive. The consolation is that the current struggle would later translate to the good of the university system”, he said. Dr Chima said ASUU met with the state governor, Theodore Orji on Monday, November 2, but issues of disagreement have not been resolved.
He said despite Governor Orji promise to implement the 2009 agreement, with effect from January, 2011, the union disagreed with him over the payment of arrears. According to the ASUU chairman, the governor rejected the union’s demand for the payment of arrears accruing from June, 2009 when the agreement was endorsed for implementation nationwide.

“The strike is still on. We have not agreed on the arrears yet. There would be no suspension order unless all the issues raised by our members are addressed”, he said.
In a remarkable solidarity to their suffering comrades, the staff of the University of Nigeria Nsukka Nursery, Primary Staff School has been on strike for over three weeks. The Public Relations Officer of the institution, Nnanyelugo Okoro, told Daily Sun that the action was in sympathy with the indefinite strike embarked upon by the South-east regional ASUU.

The Vice Chancellor Prof. Bartholomew Okolo, was reported to have traveled overseas and could not be reached for his comments. But the PRO said the university authority is addressing the workers’ demands and expressed optimism that the action would be suspended this week.

Meanwhile, the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), South-West Zone D, has sought the intervention of President Goodluck Jonathan on the lingering crisis. Addressing newsmen at the Social Justice Centre, Falana Chambers, Ikeja, NANS South-West executives, led by the Co-ordinator, Eniola Opeyemi, lamented the harvest of strike in the tertiary institutions in the country.

While counting the loss from the exercise, Eniola said acts of hooliganism and crime have risen considerably in the society due to the frustration of the academic ambition of these young scholars. He called for an immediate resolution of the crisis, so that the future of young Nigerians would not be truncated.
In a similar development, Rivers State Governor, Chibuike Amaechi at the weekend slammed the striking ASUU and Rivers State University of Science and Technology (RSUST) describing them as a greedy lot. The governor stated this in Abuja, while receiving a letter from National Universities Commission (NUC) in recognition for the establishment of Rivers State University of Education, Rumuolumeni.

Amaechi chided the striking lecturers for their non-contentment with state government’s salary scale which was far above that offered by other states. The governor who was represented by his deputy, Telle Ikuru said that the strike action was unwarranted and uncalled for.

He told the striking university lecturers to either reconsider the state government’s offer or consider federal government offer and go back to classroom.

“Its simple greed that has kept us where we are till now on the issue of the protracted strike. We have told them to stay with us, so that from time to time we all negotiate and reach compromise over the issue of their increment or that they should simply tell us they want to migrate to the federal salary scale and then we pay them the federal salary scale the following day to end the disagreement for good.

We have told them that if they want to be paid like a federal university lecturer we are prepared to start payment the following day but they cannot eat their cake and at the same time have it. So, it is either they stick with us as a state then from time to time we negotiate or on the other hand they migrate to the federal but we are hoping that in the shortest possible time we would be able to negotiate and come up with a solution. The strike action is uncalled for and unnecessary”, he stated.

Amaechi who said that the present administration in its bid to find lasting solution to poverty problem in the state which the administration is tackling seriously through education disclosed that Rivers State was the first to take primary school responsibility out of local governments as well as offer free education which comprised books, uniforms and sandals for Primary 1 to SSS 3.

Earlier, the Executive Secretary of NUC, Professor Julius Okojie castigated the political process that necessitates the high turnover rate in the emergence of state governors in the country, saying the trend accounted for some factors crippling tertiary education system.
He noted that most of the governors were interested in establishing fresh universities as part of their achievement while in office only to abandon the existing ones.

“We usually have problems with state governors as it concerns university education because there is quick turn-over of governors in this country. When one governor comes into office, he starts mooting the idea of creation of a new university while he refuses to fund the old ones. These universities which are usually created in a hurry fall short of the requirements necessary for a good standing tertiary institution. These are some of the challenges we encounter apart from striving to create access in the system,” he said.

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ihahaahahahahahhh funny.

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