LadyMercedes:
My Immortal - Evanescence
Only Time - Enya
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Someone Like You - Adele

Gosh, its like u and me are the same

Marry me

If I ever get the nerve to say hello on this thread

Say u will

MackBrooklyn:


Lol, Bruh you mean a fallen dîck like this Nigga own

Wait, just saw that pic.

Damn son

Av u ever see a fallen peniiis

Keep it up and soon there'd be nothing to keep up

Trying to form bad guy, but a baad bum, makes my brain go numb

Shaki and kpomo, damn!!

Brain reboot sequence sometimes just isn't fast enough and by the time its defragmented, I'm like, oh no, my account balance

singing, "where'd u go, I miss u so"

Yes!!

My left hand has been active for a very long time

No one knows me better than my left hand, that's why I take her shopping all the time. I buy her gloves, lotion and maybe someday, I may put a ring on it

Don't crap where u eat

Don't crap where u eat

Imagine crapping where u eat, disgusting right

Soon....

Don't crap where u eat

The devil is a liar

So is Buhari still blaming GEJ now

this shhh has been falling ever since for like a year now.

I remember when naira appreciated against the dollar, when Buhari just assumed office. All his praise singers (zombies/afonjass) were hailing the expedited change, now what

Anywho this isn't really the time to apportion blame, well unless it's for Dullarpo. Rather, this is the time for them to get to work dammit

what sort of rubbish is this? So irritating

it's on like popcorn

Maxi112:
Mr nairaland is over na

lol, thanks for remind me

Maxi112:
your siggy buddy

uhuh

lay a whisper

on my pillow


den off ur clot

if u must jump off a 5 story building, be sure to tie that gele first to cushion ur fall

bros cheer up

at least it's better than them catching you knacking a big mound of Amala

if they caught u penetrating amala for instance, then I might be like hmmm

but simple jerking of ur yerking don't sweat it bro

In naija u can piss anywhere u like, no qualms.

To poo though, u need to be more strategic, but yeah, u can poo almost anywhere in public too.

So hop on a plane to Nigeria and relieve all that stress bottled up inside

QuotaSystem:


What PMB policies specifically were not in the best interest of Nigerians?

How about him pegging the naira at 199 Against advice from sound economists both home and abroad.

I remember vividly how the zombies were saying how they support a president pegging the naira.

They were warned that investors would flee if they had to keep losing money repatriating their funds, but these same zombies said we don't need investors.

According to zombies, I guess we don't need certificates(NEPA bills will do) and we don't need investors. Their god buhari was sufficient in and of himself.


Now dollar is almost 400 naira and Dullarpo was forced to "unpeg" the naira(much too late).


Zombies are the worst men, even worse that Dullarpo.

Men really, the saying that a picture is worth a thousand words is really true.

How many words did you type up there op

In response, I give you this:

[img]http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jpg[/img]

Sparksfly:
Aww... But we don't bite na.
What are you scared of exactly?

See dis one, mtcheew

Gosh! Food for days...

am hungry

annnikky:

4. When after all the planning (and shaving), bae
cancels out on Friday evening by 4:59pm.

My God will punish u

chai! i hate this one like

after shaving my balls and spraying it with antiperspirant and my valentino cologne, she will now cancel

like, y

after i shave my balls for u

just unfair

I just ask her, have u washed ur pant Did u use ariel or omo Dirty girl

Works everytime

Twaci, u crushing on cherryice
DAT makes the two of us

Cherryice, do u go both ways
Do u like a banana with ur juice box
Do u drive a stick or automatic
Do u like ur plantain stiff or mushy
Would u prefer a nutbar or a KitKat