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Crime / Re: Police Nab Ogun Kidnappers, Discover Victims’ Shallow Graves (Photos) by Etosha: 8:25am On Jul 14
How many Yorubas have been caught in criminal activities in the east since independence? But these shameless greedy criminal beasts without shame are all over the nation to cause problems....

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Travel / Re: Commuters Groan Over Gridlocks Caused By Police Roadblocks On Anambra Highways by Etosha: 6:59am On Jul 11
It's a shame that both the army and Police in this country has turned themselves into beggers... There are more than 50 check points between Calabar and Owerri. All they do is to extort motorists who are struggling to find their daily bread. Is there no end to this?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Declined Intervention As EFCC Detained Buhari’s In-law Over N28b Fraud by Etosha: 11:10am On Jul 09
Macphenson:


The slaves will never attack their master. The north is ganging up against Tinubu, but you can never comment on that because a slave can NEVER be superior to his master.

Face your north in peace.

They couldn't prevent him from becoming a president, how much more now that he is the one in charge... Nonsense.

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Crime / Re: End Of The Road For 9 Billionaire Kidnappers In Lagos by Etosha: 8:43am On Jul 09
God bless their eliminators... Criminal minded people.

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Celebrities / Re: Appeal Court Upholds Nollywood Actor Baba Ijesha’s Five-Year Jail Term by Etosha: 8:04am On Jun 29
TechBaron:
So he got 5 years and is still complaining..


Well, his mate would be 78 years old when released in 2045.


Yeah you guessed right - R-Kelly

Pathetic! All because of sex. Kelly has access to any matured lady why go for underage girls?

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Romance / Re: Mother Rejects Son's Girlfriend Over Her Dress Style (photos) by Etosha: 6:34pm On Jun 19
Men of sense do not marry a wardrobe, they marry a woman of sense and every woman of sense dress sensibly...
Politics / Re: Tinubu And 10 Other World Leaders Who Fell During Public Ceremonies by Etosha: 10:16pm On Jun 12
I am half inclined to believe he did it on purpose... What happened to his slurred speech?
Travel / Re: Wreckage Of Plane Carrying Malawi's Vice President, Saulos Chilima (Photos) by Etosha: 8:38pm On Jun 11
GOFRONT:
Chaiii

This scenario fits well for Tinubu and shetty.
Hopefully, this fate awaits them nextmonth.

Btw, watch as bloggers overflog the biography of this Malawian president in the coming days

Never send to know for whom the bell(of death) tolls, because it tolls for thee...
Food / Re: 5 Silent Killer-foods Nigerians Love by Etosha: 9:52pm On Jun 10
Longevity and health sometime depends on the state of the mind... Nevertheless, stay away from harmful foods.

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Romance / Re: Finding Love In The UK Is Hard, But There's A Secret by Etosha: 8:56am On Jun 10
Aremu01:
It's hard, really hard to keep up being religious when you cross the border indeed.
The church here self isn't so helping. This is my second year and I am still not used to there church system here.
Talk of dancing and singing and praying..for where...and without that church community it could be hard for many to keep up the spirituality.
They sung and pray don't get me wrong o. But na worship alone and prayer that pastor will just pray and everyone say amen. That's all.
I have to talk to myself to start joining Nigeria services online. Lol... I know the kind of background I came from
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Imagine going to a church and getting served doughnut and coffee even before service starts. Someone will now be sleeping in service chai..oyinbo...
Go

Lol...

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Health / Re: 22-Year-Old Nurse, Ginika Judith Okoro Dies In Her Boyfriend's House In Imo by Etosha: 8:07pm On Jun 08
Deltatoto:
we are stl taking the risks.na part of man life just minimize it.U can’t say because u did a failed business u won’t do business again.
grin
Health / Re: 22-Year-Old Nurse, Ginika Judith Okoro Dies In Her Boyfriend's House In Imo by Etosha: 7:15pm On Jun 08
Deltatoto:
lol u too funny.let me tell u my story.in 2017 I imported one babe from ph.She got to my place in the evening we come hang out.she drank and smoked.around 11pm when we got home babe begin cough.i asked her why the Dry cough she said I am not with my inhaler.I was like I no understand.she now said she’s Athsmatic.as she Dey talk she was passing out.i was lucky my boy was in the house with me so we rushed her inside my car with the intention of going to a pharmacy to get inhaler.she stopped moving inside my car.I had to call my Dr friend if he was stl in the hospital and he said yes.we got to the hospital and they placed her on oxygen.she was on oxygen till 8am the next day when she regained consciousness.I paid a bill of 85k.na from hospital I give her tfare to go back ph.wetin Dey inside sleeping over with ppl when u no no too much.

Men can take risk! Even to the point of importing women from another state... All for sex. Well...

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Family / Re: Wife Insists On Having Separate Bedrooms After Wedding by Etosha: 5:00pm On Jun 07
If you are not a deep sleeper and you marry someone that snore heavily... Well.
Education / Re: Babcock Student Whose Nude Video Was Leaked By Her Boyfriend Bags First Class by Etosha: 6:28pm On Jun 04
I laughed hard on the road when I saw the pic they attached to it...

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Family / Re: American Interracial Couple Celebrates 48 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by Etosha: 3:13pm On May 29
Seems the kids married Whites... Because of the grandkids colors.
Politics / Re: Another Court Orders Emir Sanusi’s Eviction, State High Court Stops Enforcement by Etosha: 8:17pm On May 28
GreenxGreen:
Em go Oduduwa Republic before em no wetin dey happen, Kano state House of Assembly and the Kano state Governor do do Abrakatabraaa 😁😁😁 The same way wey Gandollar used Making an Emire 😁😁😁

grin meaning they were waiting for him to leave the palace...
Travel / Re: Abuja Residents Storm Accident Scene With Buckets, Others For Free Beer by Etosha: 5:08pm On May 23
Beware of ingesting broken pieces of bottle.

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Family / Re: 7 Young Men Found Dead After Inhailing Fumes From Generator...graphic Photos by Etosha: 6:06pm On May 21
Are people still ignorant of the danger of carbon monoxide?

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Health / Re: What Happens To The Corpse Of Inmates Who Died In Prison? by Etosha: 8:39am On May 20
Stay out of trouble... But what of those awaiting trial?

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Food / Re: What Are The Ingredients Of Suya Pepper? by Etosha: 8:34am On May 20
Mom007:
Dry ginger as well. And they love white Maggi as well.

I suspect that because the thing is too sweet.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking !!! Ebrahim Raisi Iranian President Confirmed Dead- BBC . by Etosha: 6:14am On May 20
Hmmmm. MOSSAD ?
Food / Re: What Are The Ingredients Of Suya Pepper? by Etosha: 11:12am On May 18
HeatSeeker:


Groundnut, pepper are the main ingredients. Others vary depending on the person making it

Ok... I thought Maggi is involved.
Food / What Are The Ingredients Of Suya Pepper? by Etosha: 6:56pm On May 17
After buying Suya, there's this powdery stuff they spread over it... Who knows the composition...
Family / Re: My 6years Old Does Not Have Retentive Memory by Etosha: 7:59pm On May 16
bosco9:

I can swear with my life I have retentive memory than your entire generation

God pun!sh you, u Don pay school fee once, you Don run school run under hot sun with all the stress.

" Yes I do" is the answer Sir.
Politics / Re: Do SE People Regret The ‘Sit At Home’ Era? by Etosha: 10:12pm On May 15
rantingpigs:
An the pupils at home are still best in Jamb and WAEC? While people like you that don't sit at home are becoming palliative robbers and human organ harvesters?

All these RONU people are trying to deflect Tilumbu and his failings health challenges.

O to lo.. grin




I am not a Yoruba Sir...

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Politics / Re: Do SE People Regret The ‘Sit At Home’ Era? by Etosha: 9:04pm On May 15
I am very glad I left the East. I felt very angry each time I saw pupils staying at home because of that nonsense.

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Crime / Re: I Had A Terrible Experience While Traveling From Onitsha To Ilorin Yesterday by Etosha: 3:45pm On Apr 26
I had the worst experience of criminal behavior in onitsha... Very nonsense place.
Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by Etosha: 9:48pm On Apr 22
" When a man's manhood is standing, that man is a madman at that moment" - Obafemi Awolowo
Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by Etosha: 9:43pm On Apr 22
Dear Lord always help me to overcome myself. Sex is not worth all this trouble.

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Family / Re: Man D!es After His Wife Forced Him To Undergo A Surgery To Stop Him From snoring by Etosha: 5:14pm On Apr 21
I don't think it has to do with fat. I am having second experience of sharing a room with someone that snore. He's not fat neither was the first guy. I observed that this second guy snores only when lying on his left arm.
Both guys are deep sleepers. He got to know for the first time about his snoring when I jokingly told him... He always ask each morning whether he snored the night before and I will say it has stopped.
Romance / Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by Etosha: 3:27pm On Apr 20
Avoid polygamous family with the same energy you use to avoid a rattle snake.
Education / Re: NELFUND Says BVN Mandatory For Student Loans, Targets 1.2 Million Beneficiaries by Etosha: 7:52am On Apr 19
Can msc students apply?

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