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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am The Most Beautiful 52 Year Old Woman In Nigeria" by Evans1111(m): 6:36am On Jan 03, 2017
brownhawk:
i confess. it's me

It's you? And all this time I've been thinking it's me.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am The Most Beautiful 52 Year Old Woman In Nigeria" by Evans1111(m): 6:31am On Jan 03, 2017
Brymo:
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that hers is stupid.

...and very funny. I mean look at her face. GOD!
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 6:20am On Jan 03, 2017
School resumes on the third(which is today). Should this be taken like secondary school resumption( where the students actually resume one week after official resumption date) or do the lecturers in uniben actually start teaching today? Please someone answer.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 6:17am On Jan 03, 2017
EternalTruth:
hi I'm more interested in the part I just marked with red ink..
I'll be applying to uniben in next year's jamb.
I don't know anyone in Benin and I'll be coming all the way from akwa ibom state to school here.
Lastly I'd want to chose mass communication but due to it's stiff competition I'll relegate to the barest minimum by choosing a course in the faculty of education as I can't stay at home any longer as age isn't on my side anymore ...
Heard uniben only used jamb scores to determine admission which isn't a problem but I'm afraid of O level grading as my waec results are embedded with C6 through out . .
Should I chose benin or go for another school?
Thanks

My ssce result had 8 c6s and one b3. I applied for Industrial Math. I got Industrial math. Apply, read and pray. That's all I have to say.
Events / Re: Happy New Year by Evans1111(m): 1:48am On Jan 01, 2017
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!! May you bring to reality your dreams for this year in Jesus' name.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by Evans1111(m): 7:54pm On Dec 15, 2016
uzuede4:
Women, if you people like, continue living with men who are not your husbands. angryWomen, if you people like, continue living with men who are not your husbands.


Dem dey hear?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by Evans1111(m): 8:01pm On Dec 14, 2016
Saicology212:


And the woman just stood there taking it........whatever happened to grabbing a pestle and smashing the idiot's head with it.

No she couldn't do that; she loves him now, it's true love. It's because you don't understand this version of love that's why you think that she would use pestle. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by Evans1111(m): 8:00pm On Dec 14, 2016
Saicology212:


And the woman just stood there taking it........whatever happened to grabbing a pestle and smashing the idiot's head with it.

No she couldn't do that; she loves him now, it's true love. It's because you don't understand luv. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by Evans1111(m): 7:52pm On Dec 14, 2016
LordIsaac:
Tell her to leave him and move on....she will not. Infact, she sees you as an "anti-love." Trust me, some people existed in this life to die for other people. Receive grace to carry your cross madam grin

Amen!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by Evans1111(m): 7:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
1bkaye:
Which one is 'walk away' again? What did she do that provoked him? Just don't be an irrational nutjob is more apt
Family / Re: 47-Year-Old Woman Runs Away 2 Weeks After Man Spent N950k To Marry Her (Photos) by Evans1111(m): 7:22pm On Dec 14, 2016
SWORD419:
950,000 on 47yr old lady okay kwantinue

Chai! There is God.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 6:38am On Dec 10, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
650 or 6,500?
Just for 2 GST courses?

Actually it's for 5 gst courses; Gst 111 and Gst 112 for first semester and there are three Gsts for second semester.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 3:48pm On Dec 08, 2016
gift3d:
Please guys do they pay to register courses in engineering dept? My kid brother said the courses he needs to register, some are 4k, 6k, 7k... Per course. I really don't get it. Urgent reply please. Thanks

I think what he means by 'register' is buying textbooks which for some courses you actually need to register with the respective departments for them to give you the textbooks. The only courses that I know have this issue are Gst(which costs #6500), physics(about #4400) and chemistry(#5000).
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 6:38am On Dec 07, 2016
11Anonymous:
Please who knows where 100L Life Sciences is having lectures?
The school is wack as at now.



1000lt; same as physical sciences.
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by Evans1111(m): 8:55pm On Dec 02, 2016
Ken4Christ:
What a thread! Hard Mirror and all who share his views, I have this to say.

1. You don't figure out spiritual things with your mind. You will be thrown into confusion. That is what happened to Hard Mirror. Spiritual things are spiritually discerned.

2. Your submission that people who have not heard the gospel will not go to hell is not true. The Bible never said so. All unrighteousness will be judged.

The Bible says

Romans 1:18-19.
18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them

20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that THEY ARE WITHOUT EXCUSE.

So, those who have not heard the gospel are not necessarily exempted from punishment. God has placed within every man a conscience that enables you to know what is good and what is evil.

Besides, there are some judgment you cannot predict the outcome until the judgment day.

Generally speaking, those who haven't heard the gospel stands more risk of going to hell. If any amongst them will be saved, they will be very few.

Noah for instance was never in covenant with God but God counted him righteous in his generation.

Job was not a Jew but he was seen as a righteous man.

But cases like this are not common.

The only way to save people from going to hell is through the preaching of the gospel.

3. Your submission that God is unwilling to help and save the situation reveals your spiritual ignorance. What more help do you need from God? He already sent his Son to die for the sins of the world. You are the one to carry the message to the dying world. God will hold Christian responsible for many souls that ends up in hell if we refuse to preach. So, don't blame God. He has done all he can do. The rest is your responsibility.

4. If you are now an atheist, why do you still use the gift of the Holy Spirit (speaking in tongues) to strengthen yourself occasionally? Then you still believe in God. You are only confused because you didn't receive answers to your many questions.

5. You said those miracles you performed can be replicated by anyone that understand how it works? How many of such miracles have you performed as an atheist.

God didn't answer you because they were very foolish questions. You were a terror to the Kingdom of darkness but he has lured you away from the truth since you were not very grounded in the word.

I may not have done one tenth of the exploits you did but I can confidently tell you that you have erred from the faith.

That is why the Bible warned

1 Corinthians 10:12 Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth TAKE HEED lest he fall

Hebrews 3:12 TAKE HEED, brethren, lest there be in any of you an evil heart of unbelief, in departing from the living God.

God does exist and he is a loving God. He is also a God of judgment. We humans are even fortunate that we have redemption. Angels don't have redemption. God is not wicked. We are the one that are wicked. We ignore him and choose our own ways.

His mercies are so great that he can save the worst sinners.

Please, repent and give your life to Christ everyone reading this post. There is no opportunity after death.


Well said dude, well said.
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by Evans1111(m): 8:47pm On Dec 02, 2016
ollah1:


You shouldn't highly recommend nonsense.


Define nonsense.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 7:14pm On Nov 30, 2016
Paragonjr:
Did anybody use 2014 waec result here? If yes, can we use the statement of result or only the certificate?

According to uniben;
you are expected to come with your o' level certificate.

*statement of results are only accepted for neco 2013-2016 and waec 2015-2016(since certificates for those years are not out yet.)

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 7:07pm On Nov 28, 2016
Praise the LORD! Brethren help me thank God I was finally cleared today after standing 7:00 am to 3:00 pm.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 11:03pm On Nov 26, 2016
richielouis7:
Pls can sombody use affidavit for cert of LGA?? sombody pls answer

I don't quite get what you mean(what's certificate of lga?) but as for me I used affidavit of lga.
Religion / Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by Evans1111(m): 8:46pm On Nov 26, 2016
1 Timothy 4 King James Version (KJV)
4 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

'From pastor to atheist' . This is not a new thing. No be today people start to fall from the faith; I know many people that I keep praying that they return to the faith so no be today pastors start to become atheists. So it's not worth starting a full 68-page thread to talk about ''how you changed your mind''. Why some are busy leaving the faith many are busy entering the faith.

But as for I and my family, we shall serve, follow, stand for( through trials, temptations and death) the LORD of all; JESUS.

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 7:48pm On Nov 26, 2016
Ellababe:
this page 356 is so boring,am tired of all the numerous sorries here.

She's right guys. Let's quit it. Ellababe I'm so sorry for the way this page has become so full of sorries and has sorriously become boring.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 6:33pm On Nov 26, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
undecided
Enough of all this "sorry shit".. what's wrong with you all undecided
We are here to discuss admission and all you guys do is turn here into a play thread...

angry



what's wrong with playing?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 4:20pm On Nov 26, 2016
BossBallz:
... HEY , enough of all dhix sorry....




P.S grin
Am sorry for dis post, this is not me...
Hope am forgiven

Guy me self don tire to post sorry for all my sorry posts. In a sorry mood, I quit posting about how sorry I really am. I hope I'm forgiven.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 2:44pm On Nov 26, 2016
Please does anyone know the subject combo for mass comm in uniben, it's for my younger brother and he just wants to hear that he doesn't need economics because he hates the subject well.

Oh and xtizzy, I really am sorry for not being sorry enough in my first sorry post. I hope you find a sorry place in your heart to sorrylly forgive me.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2016
Creeza:
we are deeply sorry that you think we are funny for you to say 'biko ' which sorrilously means please, but sorry to say sorry , I sorrigoriously wish you forgive me when I say sorry. Cc Evans111 grin

SORRIIGORIOSLY, sorrilously, now THAT is a real man.

#RealMenMakeTheirOwnWords

P.S. I'm sorry that I was very very sorry in my first sorry post about my sorrynitty.

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 1:19pm On Nov 26, 2016
Weirdman:
Please which and which documents am I to photocopy and what are the numbers for each and also how many passports do I need..

*Please which and which documents am I to photocopy and what are the numbers for each and also how many passports do I need..*

I don't know what you may need but the documents I photocopied were:
1. Uniben admission letter(6 copies)
2. Online payment slip(6copies)
3. Online clearance slip(6 copies)
4. Jamb admission letter(697 copies)
5. Acceptance letter(413 copies)
6. O level result(6 copies)
7. O level certificate/statement of result(9 copies)
8. Birth certificate(6 copies)
9. Affidavit of good conduct(06 copies)
10. Affidavit of non-membership of secret cult(3214 copies). ( Don't be alarmed, they just need to be sure)
11. Affidavit of L.G.A.(6 copies)
12. Original jamb result slip(49 copies)
13. *Affidavit of compliance(14 copies)
14. *Affidavit of non-ownership of secret car(362 copies)


Now the copies may sound outrageous to you but just understand that a few extra copies will actually not hurt.


* for untrustworthy students only.


Oh and some guys say you need a whooping 46 passports!( this one is not a joke)
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 11:35am On Nov 26, 2016
BossBallz:
Ojukwu is now sorry for de biafran war..... Hope he is forgiven? grin

Hehe
I think he's forgiven oh. grin
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 9:50am On Nov 26, 2016
Ebayray:
undecided


That's why I said am kidding na.

Oh yes you did say that. In that case I'm deeply sorry for that sorry post. Please 'sorrylly' accept my sincere and sorry apology.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 6:34am On Nov 26, 2016
Ebayray:


Some are still mourning the death of Albert Einstein and the likes.
Kidding #.
tongue.

Lol...
I thought Einstein was a physicist. Why would chemistry and geology lecturers be mourning him in the first place? That is what I call 'MISPLACED MOURNING'.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 10:38pm On Nov 25, 2016
Creeza:
leave the guy. Come maths, only thing lecturer knows is a long list of fomulas, And You must learn it all if you want to be in the safe mode.

WELL i'm sorry, I hope you will not be too sorry to acept my apologies now.

HOPE AM FORGIVEN ? grin

Well I'm sorry but I can't ''sorrylly'' bring myself to ''sorrylly'' forgive on the basis of the sorry fact that you are sorry.

#RealMenMakeTheirOwnWords

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 10:31pm On Nov 25, 2016
RobinHez:


U haven't heard of Maths department!



Yes It appears he hasn't
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Evans1111(m): 10:28pm On Nov 25, 2016
xtizzy:

lmaooo... asin eh, make me mah join d club..





I am sorry u are sorry about d post. hope am forgiven also

If so then I'm very sorry that I was sorry about a post that made you post a post that said you were sorry that I'm sorry about my post.

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